>slaps knee with mic

>So I got this white friend right
>And he like.. drives too fast
>Then the cop is like "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!"
>But he did shoot my buddy Jamal when he tried to pull a gun, wtf whitey why u so racist?!!!
>also I fucked da cops wife cuz I'm Dave Chappelle!

> he rapes, but he saves

>*steps back 2 paces and laughs to himself*

>>82767444
sdf[Spoiler]sfvs[Spoiler/]

>>82767700
He's a Muslim, no surprise

>>82767444
caca[spoiler/]

*disappears for a decade*

>>82767444
caca

PLEASE MICHAEL SUCK OUR DICKS

>>82767444
CAN'T RAPE FEET

WHITE PEOPLE IS CRAZY AMIRITE

>>82768579

mmmmm never again.

>>82768423
Bismallah.

>gets angry at white people for laughing at his black ppl jokes
>90% of his sets are DUDE BLACK AND WHITE PPL LMAO jokes

>>82767678
>>also I fucked da cops wife cuz I'm Dave Chappelle!
This is probably his weakest point. I watched the first season recently and I felt it relied way too much into the "white girl fucks the black guy" punchline, to the point that you could see it coming all the time.
It's not that I'm triggered or anything, it's just that it's boring when every joke has the same punchline.

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>>82767444
I miss this guys old comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stgjLOWUTGk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXZh6tdmSQ

>>82767444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95XUnuT96GE
anyone else think his new specials were mediocre? being a crazy muslim doesn't help either

>can you suck my dick?
>just a little bit