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Celeb encounter thread 2017-05-14 11:56:41 Post No. 82765634
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I saw Jonah at Whole Foods once. He was looking over mangos and i took it upon myself to nonchalantly walk up to him and say, "Tell me about your weiner."
The look in his eye was abasolute rage. "MY WEINER! MY WEINER! You asked me about my weiner!"
I tried to apologize but i couldnt get a word in over him telling me how original and funny I was and how I should come write for him. I kinda just slinked away pretending to be looking for a friend.
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>>82765634
I saw Ted Danson in Sedona and he was really pissed off. Kept mumbling about "crystals" and a "secret Vortex"
Really fucking weird.
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>>82765634
do you mean see him eat whole foods, saw makes no sense
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>>82765634
I think you're confusing whole foods with subway and mangos with 10 different footlongs.
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>>82765634
I saw Jonah hill at Panera once and asked him if he wanted a soup because I had an extra coupon.
A look of absolute shock came over him as he shouted
"DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM? I am Jonah fucking hill"
He threw my soup on the ground. And I left Panera.
Fuck Jonah hill bro
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>>82765634
I like how you can see her cunt in those pants
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>>82765634
Saw John cusak at CVS and my insecurities made it an unpleasant experience. Just felt extremely resentful of him knowing all the women he has had and money he's got. Basically like seeing a dude with a huge dick at a nude beach
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>>82766102
kek. Whole foods is an overpriced organic grocery store in america
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>>82765634
when i see hot girls wearing those pants i almost think talking to them might be worth the time
wish i could just chop my dick off
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Saw Paul Walker at a fleamarket about 10 years ago.
Decided not to bother him.
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>>82767547
Same.
I also like how you can see her tits in that shirt.
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>>82769062
Had you bothered him it might have caused a butterfly effect that could have saved him from being burnt alive in a car crash you murderer.
Pic unrelated its my cat.
actually pic related he's disappointed in you.
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>>82765634
I saw Iggy Pop on Haight st once and I said "Wow, you really look like Iggy Pop". He told me "I sure do", like I was a total asshole. I felt like one.
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