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>>82764288
fuck what d&d have done to Davos i cant believe im at the point where i wish he was dead

S7 leaks:
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/57w3yw/my_awayforthelads_season_7_spoiler_timeline/

>>82764383
Davos is literally the best character pleb

>>82764547
Get lost hes a jonfag now because, d&d ruin everything good.

Why did Rhaegar name both of his sons Aegon?

>>82764575
Everyone but Cersei, Pycelle, and Gregor will be jon or dany fags soon

>>82764763
Pycelle is dead and Cersei is another d&d favourite

>>82764791
Fuck, meant Qyburn

Everyone loves jonerys and hates jonsa hahaha

>>82764876
>implying

Jonsa is literally the most popular ship by a long mile and has the biggest chance of actually happening

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>>82764876
Yup, just another reason season 7 will be considered the GOAT

Say something to trigger the jaqentard

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>>82765064
You want to say something retard?

Goodnight, tommorow is a big day

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>>82765420
bush did 9/11

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I want to make out with Emilia!

Joffrey did literally NOTHING wrong

>>82765528
kek.

>>82764383
He's just an extension of Jon now, he has had no purpose or free will for the past season now. End this misery D.D.

>>82764288
reminder to the underage reddit faggots jon marries alys karstark the sun of winter

>>82766040
He marries HER TO a Thenn clan chieftain, not to himself.

>>82762367
>implying sansa could play checkers
her brain would be overheating just by rolling dices and highest number wins, no decision to make at all.

>>82764876
no one like daenerys beside the most retarded normiefags like Facebooktards. Does reddit even like this? It's so shit that I think even reddit wouldn't touch it, it'd be for even worse like facebook/twitter/9gag.

>>82766166
implying that would last

>>82766671
Dany>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sansa

>>82766040
Yes Jontard, your hero mary Alys, Sansa, Daenerys, Val, Melisandre, Arya, probably Asha and Arianne and UnDacey Mormont too.

Literally everyone wants his dick.But mostly you, retarded faggot Jontard cretin

>>82766818
jonsa being shit doesn't make jonerys great.
they're both shit. one might (arguably) be less shit than the other, but shit is still shit.

>>82766826
He probably should marry and have sex with another undead, though. Robert Strong, maybe?

>>82766598
You're right, I should have said bran is playing 4d chess on a 3D chessboard using 2D checkers pieces against his dumbass sister who only knows how to play tic tac toe.

Jon Snow dies

>>82766826
>Jon x Arianne

What I wouldn't give for more fanfic of this.

Tons of robbcella, stansa, sansaegon, but not jonaria

Based NK working the marks

>>82767168
sansa would be that kid who doesn't know that if you're not completely retarded you literally can't lose a game of tic tac toe, only win or draw.

she would have a 50% loss rate even after a few thousand games.

>>82766671
It's almost like books are meant for normies and not autists who examine and obsess over everything

>>82767281
what we really need is more robbsa

>>82767287
What did NK mean by his bad touch?

>>82767732
and by Sa, you mean Salladhor Saan?
Because if you were thinking Sansa... No.

Robb made a few stupid decisions but inflicting some clinically retarded cunt on him is just wrong.

Tyrion Jon Dany <3

>>82767732
Go suck Richard's dick elsewhere, and I say that as a guy with tens of gigs of incest porn and hentai

>>82765259
Good night hope you die in your sleep

>>82764471
I truly hope that none of this is remotely accurate because this is fanfiction at its worst.

They're filming season 8 until July 2018
How does this make you feel

>>82768974
They've already been confirmed by set pictures, watchersonthewall and docmantistobogan

WINDS OF WINTER NEVER

http://grrm.livejournal.com/536859.html

>Yes, I am involved, and have been for months. I had my first meeting with HBO about the possibility of a successor show back in August, when I pitched them two possible series. (One of those is among the concepts being developed, one is not). In the months that followed, other writers were brought in and pitched other ideas. Ultimately HBO decided to go ahead with four separate developments, to be written by Max Borenstein, Jane Goldman, Brian Helgeland, and Carly Wray.

>It was stated in some of the reports that I am working with two of the four writers. That's not quite right. I've actually been working with all four of the writers. Every one of the four has visited me here in Santa Fe, some of them more than once, and we've spent days together discussing their ideas, the history of Westeros and the world beyond, and sundry details found only in The World of Ice & Fire and The Lands of Ice & Fire... when we weren't drinking margaritas and eating chile rellenos and visiting Meow Wolf. They are all amazing talents, and I am excited to be working with them. In between visits, I've been in touch with them by phone, text, and email, and I expect there will be a lot more back-and-forth as we move forward.

>And there's more. We had four scripts in development when I arrived in LA last week, but by the time I left we had five. We have added a fifth writer to the original four. No, I will not reveal the name here. HBO announced the names of the first four, and will no doubt announce the fifth as well, once his deal has closed. He's a really terrific addition, however, a great guy and a fine writer, and aside from me and maybe Elio and Linda, I don't know anyone who knows and loves Westeros as well as he does.

>>82769454
>aside from me and maybe Elio and Linda, I don't know anyone who knows and loves Westeros as well as he does


Preston confirmed

EVER

>The one goal that EVERYONE involved shares here is to make these new shows just as good as GAME OF THRONES itself. No easy task, mind you. David Benioff and Dan Weiss are a tough, tough act to follow, as all those Emmys demonstrate.

>I can't tell you what the shows will be about (well, I could, but I won't), but I will tell you a couple of things they WON'T be. Which will disappoint some of you, sure, but better to do that now than later, I think.

>We're not doing Dunk & Egg. Eventually, sure, I'd love that, and so would many of you. But I've only written and published three novellas to date, and there are at least seven or eight or ten more I want to write. We all know how slow I am, and how fast a television show can move. I don't want to repeat what happened with GAME OF THRONES itself, where the show gets ahead of the books. When the day comes that I've finished telling all my tales of Dunk & Egg, then we'll do a tv show about them... but that day is still a long ways off.

>We're not doing Robert's Rebellion either. I know thousands of you want that, I know there's a petition... but by the time I finish writing A SONG OF ICE & FIRE, you will know every important thing that happened in Robert's Rebellion. There would be no surprises or revelations left in such a show, just the acting out of conflicts whose resolutions you already know. That's not a story I want to tell just now; it would feel too much like a twice-told tale.

EVER

>And yes, before someone asks, I AM STILL WORKING ON WINDS OF WINTER and will continue working on it until it's done. I will confess, I do wish I could clone myself, or find a way to squeeze more hours into the day, or a way to go without sleep. But this is what it is, so I keep on juggling. WINDS OF WINTER, five successor shows, FIRE AND BLOOD (that's the GRRMarillion, remember?), four new Wild Cards books, some things I can't tell you about yet... it's a good thing I love my work.

And lol at Robert's Rebellion fags, lol at Dunk & Eggs fags

>>82769454
i bet both of his spinoff ideas were just 100 hours of retardaryen circlejerking.

>>82769531
Post yfw it's Dan

>>82769541
>No easy task, mind you. David Benioff and Dan Weiss are a tough, tough act to follow, as all those Emmys demonstrate.
lets not get it twisted george, its the visual effects studios like this one that are earning d&d all their undeserved accolades, not them
http://thethirdfloorinc.com/179/the-third-floor-wins-emmy-award-with-the-visual-effects-team-for-hbos-game-of-thrones/
they literally previs'd the entire battle of the bastards sequence with no storyboards from the directors

>>82769149
indifferent

>>82767732
faggots like you are the reason I have to sift past a few dozen "stepsister/stepbrother" titles on every fucking streaming porn site now

fucking end yourself

>>82769454
>>82769531
kek

but at least maybe that one spinoff will be good if it's by a GRRM approved "fan" of the series.

Unless of course it last 4-5 seasons and D&D/HBO don,t want it becoming stale so they meme the fuck off the rest and add nonsensical plots and incoherent characters everywhere like they do in GoT.

>>82764288
I stopped in yesterday and there was the most decent GOT thread up I've seen in a long time. Then of course I see this horse shit today. If you thought Lyanna Mormont was the best part of season 6 and a positive addition to the the show kys. I mean just fucking open up Reddit while watching guardians of the galaxy and fucking hang yourselves. You are everything wrong with the world.

Also I didn't give a fucking shit about show Shireen. Extremely poor character development. I'm glad she's dead.

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>>82769454
>I had my first meeting with HBO about the possibility of a successor show back in August, when I pitched them two possible series

What happened to not working on anything (except of course his true love WILD CARDS) until TWOW was finished?

>>82769541
>We're not doing Dunk & Egg. Eventually, sure, I'd love that, and so would many of you. But I've only written and published three novellas to date, and there are at least seven or eight or ten more I want to write. We all know how slow I am, and how fast a television show can move. I don't want to repeat what happened with GAME OF THRONES itself, where the show gets ahead of the books. When the day comes that I've finished telling all my tales of Dunk & Egg,

>...but by the time I finish writing A SONG OF ICE & FIRE


How can someone be so delusional holy shit

I mean it's psychology, everyone thinks he's better than he actually is and all that, but THAT MUCH?

Does he intend to live til 225?
Does he think he writing speed will increase tenfold overnight?
Because unless either of these things happen ( or both ) 10 D&E isn't happening, and asoiaf ending is never happening.

>>82769600
>I will confess, I do wish I could clone myself, or find a way to squeeze more hours into the day, or a way to go without sleep.
Does GRRM really expect us to believe that the reason that TWOW isn't done is because he's too busy and merely a matter of not having enough time to write, rather than obviously being stuck and not knowing what to write no matter how much time he has?

>>82764471
Is this legit

>>82769541
>not doing RR
I mean it's only like THE thing that 99% of the fans of both book&show would want, right?
Guess they couldn't show any targ getting BTFO.

Well, it's gonna some minor tardaryen or dornish history that no one gives a fuck about, gives me an out to drop this fucking show/series after GoT is over at least.

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>>82770637
If only it took two years for AFFC to come out after ASOS and then ADWD another two years, then maybe we would've had TWOW by now and be waiting for ADOS instead.

>>82769541
>>We're not doing Robert's Rebellion either.

PRAISE ALLAH

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>>82769454
> Every one of the concepts under discussion is a prequel, rather than a sequel. Some may not even be set on Westeros

What random place on Essos would people like a prequel series of?

>>82769454
>and aside from me and maybe Elio and Linda, I don't know anyone who knows and loves Westeros as well as he does.

pretty sure half /got/ posters love Westeros/asoiaf more than GRRM.

>>82770961
house of black&white

everything else east of the narrow sea can be nuked imho

Then again D&D's HoB&W would just be ninja meme bullshit like on GoT, so nothing at all I guess.

>>82770961
The first Long Night.

>tfw you now realize bran is the only character who has a chance of showing up in the spinoffs

>>82771166
damn I knew the spinoffs would be bad but didn't think THAT bad.

>>82769541
>We're not doing Robert's Rebellion

holy shit, HBO stock on suicide watch

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>>82771166
literally the only reason i'd watch

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>This fat fuck ACTUALLY thinks he'll not only finish the series, but finish ten more D&E stories afterwards.

How can one man be so delusional about his own writing speed?

>>82771166
one of the spinoffs should be brans adventures through time

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>>82771334
Yes men, cronies, cucks, and denial

He has an editor and publisher who don't care if he completely blows a deadline to the tune of being years behind schedule.

He has people moderating his twitter and blog so only positive messsages get through like this "Anyone giving you a hard time about the speed of your writing can stuff a sock in it. I find it's always the ones that 'don't do' that complain the loudest that they want an update. Quality takes time and is well worth the wait."

He has cucks who actually say and believe this in the first place, and who will gladly wait for the books and keep buying and reading them.

And he doesn't want to give into the despair that he'll die having never finished any of his projects and just enjoy it.

>>82770961
Valyrian bullshit or Khal Drogo prequel

What went so wrong

>by this time last year we were already on episode 4

>they haven't even released a real S7 trailer yet

what the fuck is their problem?

>>82771510
His publisher defintely cares. They're going to millions of sales if TWOW isn't released while the show is still on the air. The problem is leverage. They had enough in 2011 to force him to get out ADWD to coincide with the first season, even though it meant him releasing an essentially unfinished book. But now they have no real power over him.

Still working on Winds...how hard is it to write poorly while you kill all your characters. This guy is a fucking joke.

>>82771871
They have no leverage but they also know they'll make millions no matter what, so they'll just be glad he gets something out even though it's obvious he won't

>>82771739
Production got pushed back so that they could film in winter. It isn't that complicated.

>>82769600
>>And yes, before someone asks, I AM STILL WORKING ON WINDS OF WINTER and will continue working on it until it's done. I will confess, I do wish I could clone myself, or find a way to squeeze more hours into the day, or a way to go without sleep. But this is what it is, so I keep on juggling. WINDS OF WINTER, five successor shows, FIRE AND BLOOD (that's the GRRMarillion, remember?), four new Wild Cards books, some things I can't tell you about yet... it's a good thing I love my work.
Has no one ever explained to GRRM the classic signs of procrastination? One of which is justifying not working on something by keeping yourself busy with other tasks. Ever college student knows this. Don't want to study for your exams but know you should? Clean your room instead so you can justify that at least you're doing something productive. After these spinoffs fail or succeed there'll be something else that GRRM finds to take up all his time, and something else after that. It's obvious he DOES NOT WANT to work on TWOW. If he did he would be more than capable of finding the time.

>>82771334
That's what really gets me. Does he really think he's living until 90?

>>82772122
>>82771871
What does George desperately want? Could we arrange for the Giants to stop playing until Winds is published?

>>82772246
No, he'd then just blog the whole season about the Giants not playing and the Jets losing, and the sad puppies, and Jean Cocteau, and meetings, and Wild Cards, and food, and how he's totally still working on the book.

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Is he /our guy/?

>there are people right now, who started reading the books back in 1996, who have died waiting.
>there are people right now, who started reading back in 1996, who are still waiting

WEW.

Can you imagine waiting 21+ years for something? My god, if George had a working cock, he'd never have even finished the third book if he had a kid or two.

>"At the end of Episode One, Dany and her fleet land at Dragonstone. Nobody says anything. She walks up the steps to the keep, and we follow her through the building until she reaches Stannis' old War Room. She looks out the window at the land ahead that used to belong to her family. She picks up one of the chess-like pieces on the table and looks at Tyrion, who has followed her up. She says one line: "Shall we begin?"

Didn't Stannis have a small force holding Dragonstone while he was up North? Nice fucking continuity, D&D

Imagine that instead of getting a book every 6+ years, George released one chapter every month.

Would you like that more, or less? Imagine how much fun /got/ would be

>it's a Sansa chapter

>>82772510
20 Good Men killed them

>>82772510
Leaving behind a garrison is the sort of basic logical decisions that the show has long since abandoned.

Reminder we haven't heard who controls Storm's End for 5 years

>>82772510
Maybe they left when, you know, Stannis and his heir and the rest of his army all died. Maybe they yielded the castle to Dany without a fight. Not everyone is the Blackfish.

>>82772525
>one chapter every month
grrm cant keep up with that writing pace

>>82772664
Dance had 70 chapters and took 6 years to write, so it's a pretty good estimate without resorting to something weird like every 40 days

George doesn't know how to end the books does he?

>>82772808
Correct.

He knows how they end, but not how to get there in a satisfactory way from his pov.

>>82772525
>Monthly 5-part chapter analysis from Preston

Yes please

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Are you ready for season 7

>>82772830
He should have worked his way backwards from the ending.

>>82772859
Are you ready for Jon giving away the North to make Dany feel better? Are you ready for the two of them fucking in the finale intercut with the Wall coming down?

>>82772887
He literally can't.

He's a gardener, not an architect.

He knows only how to plant seeds and what he hopes it will grow into. Doing the reverse is impossible the way he writes

>>82772903
>Are you ready for the two of them fucking in the finale intercut with the Wall coming down?

Sex so explosive it you have to pair it up with the biggest revelation in ASOIAF and Walkers finally getting South.

12/10. It'll win the emmy for best writing and directing.

Hope the sex scene live up to expectations

>>82772830
I wonder how many characters he has the endgame figured out for. Like, I'm sure he knows where Jon ends up, but what about Areo Hotah or Grey Worm?

Does anybody know what Arya's endgame is?

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>>82772976
>Jon Snow
>explosive sex

>>82773127
He eat the puss

>>82772976
The biggest revelation in ASOIAF is that the Others aren't evil. and R'hllor is some kind of eldritch entity and dragons are his spawn. and Aegon is a Blackfyre. and Dany isn't going back to Westeros. and Bloodraven is creating a big brother police state with Bran in control. and Arya is a fucked up psychopath that we shouldn't be rooting for.

The biggest revelation in Game of Thrones is that Jon's only interesting character traits actually don't exist.

>>82773162
He's got a canon small pecker though

>>82773212
Yes but canon Dany is so worn out from fucking horses no human one can compete anyway so it doesn't really matter.

>>82773127
>oath of celebacy
>not years of jizz saved up and ready to flood his aunt's womb

>>82772903
All the while Bran is slowly crawling toward the room they're in to warn them about the incest

>>82773212
Everything is small to Tormund

>>82773257
that would be kino if he barges into the room mid orgasm

>>82770683
Yes. Pics and other legit sites have proved it. It would be the biggest successful spoiler hiding ever if the pics are actually indicative of something else on screen. We basically have two months to find out anyway.

>>82770961
Asshai or Qarth

>>82773284
How big are Giants' dicks in canon?

>>82773335
Unknown. The only thing we know are giant tits are big and delicious to suck on.

Is there any hope that one of the spin-offs will actually be good lads?

>>82773106
>Does anybody know what Arya's endgame is?

George has said by name that he knows for Tyrion, Arya, and Jon.

>>82773165
You've been watching too much Preston and other autistic theorists.

None of those are things George would've come up with when he came up with the ending in the early 90s. So none of those are it. Jon's parentage however has been there since at least the outlines and set up as a big mystery enough that answering it correctly is how D&D got permission.

>>82773106
one of his publishers said he had to tell her Bran's endgame so that she could help him truncate all the pointless shit
cant find the quote but i think her name was Amy? Anne?

>>82773127
>fucks and satisfies older and more experienced Wildling whore 10x a day
>not explosive

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Which spinoff will finally explain once and for all the TAX POLICIES of Westeros?

>>82773558
Do we know if d&d will be in charge or what?

>>82774107
no they clearly want out

>>82774107
They'll be producers

>>82773776
based

These threads are still around? What the fuck do y'all talk about?

>>82774271
The best show on television, pleb.

>>82774490
This isnt an Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt general.

>>82772401
all men fuck like dogs

>>82774271
How about you scroll through the threads and see, dipshit
But to give you a more serious answer: Preston

Irregular

>>82765578
His bravery at the Blackwater against the usurper Stannis will never be forgotten.

>>82770961
the bloodstone emperor

>>82767137
There's a much more obvious choice of zombie

>>82776328
have you tried eating more fiber

>>82770831
But that's the best spin off possible

>>82777505
STONEHEART SEX

ALL THE THROAT GASH FUCKING

GRRM will actually write all of those stories. He will not die. Ever.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>82777752
based

>>82777652
Only if she gets to hang him afterwards

>>82777602
literally only jontards want it

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>>82777808
>not wanting to see targshits BTFO on television
why?

>>82778059
>wanting to watch the tardaryen fucking shit mary sues get painted as the poor innocent good guys who dindu nuffin just because theyre related to jonny stu

>>82778150
So are we just assuming that whoever does the spin-offs are going to take the D&D approach?

>>82778208
summer child these spinoffs are literally just fanservice, youre delusional if you think they'd ever portray the baratheons as the heroes and not the big meanie bad guys who are responsible for jon not having a mommy :(

AGE OF HEROES SPINOFF
NOW

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What about a Littlefinger: Origins spin-off?

>>82770438
there's nothing "step" about it :^)

>>82771871
What's more likely to happen?

A) GRRM dies, and another author steps in to finish the series.

or

B) We get Dark Tower'd. GRRM has a health scare/accident, panics at the thought of leaving his legacy unfinished, and rushes out TWoW and ADoS in rapid succession, but they both end up being awful.

>>82779255
>GURM dies, TWOW and ADOS never come out, the show becomes canon

>>82779311
This is the obvious outcome.

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>>82779255
>>82779311
>>82779387
>implying /ourguy/ won't finish it

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Cast this girl peasant

>>82779441
I know this will sound crazy, but I think she'd make an excellent replacement for Robb Stark's love interest.

>>82779441
A demure lady of noble birth with a modest sized ass.

>>82779418
>Present finishes series
>Sweetrobin ends up king of Westeros married to a Yi-Ti noblewoman.

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>>82779709
sounds like a pretty kino ending to me

>>82764876
>hate dany and like all the theorys that she goes mad and is the real bad guy
>see the spoilers
>this post
I want jon to hatefuck cersei, itd be more "game of thrones" than some predictable incest
the most I can hope for is brianne and that wildling

jon and dany are the most predictable characters in this supposedly "fantasy trope smashing" series, dany is a 100% mary sue and jon is the stereotypical "good guy"
if the spoilers are legit im gonna be let down seeing such a promising story break down to "the chosen one (azor ahai - jon snu) fights the bbeg walkers saving the world and dying a hero"
the only hope the series has to actual shock and awe anymore is if cersei ends up on the throne, all the starks die, and dany accidentally falls off her fucking dragon and dies just like those other targerians, otherwise it goes just like every other fantasy trope around

might as well marry jon and dany, give Jon arthur daynes sword, set it on fire with a dragon, have jon ride that dragon cock over to the walkers and rake in the normiebux

>>82773335
>>82773436
>"Let Maester Luwin ride beyond the Wall," Osha said. "He'll find giants then, or they'll find him. My brother killed one. Ten foot tall she was, and stunted at that. They've been known to grow big as twelve and thirteen feet. Fierce things they are too, all hair and teeth, and the wives have beards like their husbands, so there's no telling them apart. The women take human men for lovers, and it's from them the half bloods come. It goes harder on the women they catch. The men are so big they'll rip a maid apart before they get her with child." She grinned at him. "But you don't know what I mean, do you, boy?"

>>82764288

At this point I'm just continuing the series out of obligation.
Shit started going south at the end of S4.

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>>82780628
I can still appreciate the production value and "uniqueness" of it, I guess. Even if the writing has gone downhill and the actors are mostly meh at this point, it's still worth finishing.
especially since TWoW never ever ;-;

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Cast her

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What will happen to mr fedora

>>82781142
visenya targaryen

>>82781426
Nice

>>82781386
He'll die off camera of grey scale

>>82773803
she's just into him because he's exotic and shit
realistically he's probably about as dull as ned

>>82781754
No!
Jon Snu is special and can satisfy any woman

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>Feel like today will finally be the day I end it all
>Preston uploads a new video

Not today.

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>>82781945
>it's an arianne video

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>before the attack on Winterfell
>Sansa complains to Juan about that attack being stupid because they don't have the men etc
>Jon asks if she has any ideas
>she says no
>DESPITE KNOWING THAT THE KNIGHTS OF THE VALE ARE ON THEIR WAY
>SHE SAYS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING N O T H I N G and because of that most of Juan's army gets killed
>after Winterfell is taken
>"Sorry Jon I should have told you"
>he doesn't even care

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>>82782060
>he doesn't know about the mind trick queen

>>82781142
Val, obviously

>>82782060
Shut up Sansa is a strong independent woman

>last episode of s6
>Varys suddenly is in Dorne and meets with Olenna
>not long after he's back on a ship sailing from Mereen with Dany

Did he fucking teleport

>>82782156
He's very quick because he has no cockle and hangle to weigh him down

>>82768556
Hello I hope you get cancer at some point in you're miserable life.

Trailer FUCKING WHEN

>>82770676
I guess that's what happens when you get a two-way communication link with the world. Fucks up your mental planning.

>>82782342
Never ever, the show is popular enough to not need marketing.

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>>82764471
Witcher 3 has more competent writing than this and were talking about a fucking video game

>>82782090
>minor obscure character
wasted potential

>>82782682
how about dying her hair and playing cat then

>>82781906
I'll believe that when we see a sex scene between him and Olenna.

>>82781974
Yeah I normally hate Dorn shit but the correlation Preston draws between Elia Sand and Lyanna was interesting.

>>82782783
>Lyanna
Why does everything have to go back to Jon Sue and his whore mother with ASOIAF theorists?

this

>>82782828
I mean, it is arguably the one event that has had the most impact on pretty much every pov character.
Because of it

Ned has a dead sister
Cat has to marry ned
Cersei end up marring robert
Jamie ends up killing the mad king
dany is in exile
etc. etc. etc.

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>>82782692
Lady Stoneheart?

>>82783166
Only point to have Stoneheart in the show would be to give her a hot lesbian sex scene with Sansa, to be honest.

>>82783217
sounds like a good reunion with her second favourite

>>82769454
>we've spent days together discussing their ideas, the history of Westeros and the world beyond, and sundry details found only in The World of Ice & Fire and The Lands of Ice & Fire... when we weren't drinking margaritas and eating chile rellenos and visiting Meow Wolf.

So not a lot got done then.

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>>82771510
>I've been reading this critique of GRRM for 3 FUCKING YEARS

WHAT THE FUCK

>>82783471
The only cure is to uncuck yourself.

Renounce George and all his written works. Abandon the books. Dumb down your expectations and become a showfag

>>82783721
>not just reading fanfics until the end of time
sm.h tb.h fa.m

>>82783721
>tfw never read the books and only watched the show and I'm still complaining

>>82783721
>not writing the logical conclusion quicker than GRRM in your own time

Due fall 2018.

>>82782472
What's the point of animating a CGI wolf when it's just a placeholder for a scene that didn't even make the show?

>>82783750
>reading character wank

Might as well watch the show

>>82783895
sounds like you've had some bad experiences

>>82783921
Almost all fanfic is the written wank of that writer's favorite character(s)

Post yfw the fifth writer is Bryan Cogman or Dave Hill

>>82773913
It's pretty self explanatory anon, it varies by region.

In the North and the Reach you pay a tithe in food and manpower to your lord.

In the Westerlands you pay nothing because your mine ran dry years ago but Lord Tywin doesn't want anyone to know so you basically just tell the tax man you gave it all to the chamberlain so ask him and he's a damned liar if he says otherwise.

This is similar to how taxation is handled in the Vale, with the exception that no one lies to the taxman: they just gag him, call him a child rapist or something, and the Arryns throw him out the Moondoor.

The Stormlands also pay nothing in reality, as King Robert has for years maintained that robust economic growth can only be attained by slashing taxes, and since no one bothered putting someone up in his or his brother's place after the line died out, this policy remains in place.

In Dorne you pay in one of the only three acceptable currencies: wine, poison, and bad pussy. These are abundant in Dorne but rarer throughout Westeros so the tax incomes are surprisingly robust.

The Iron Islands pays taxes when they remember to (ie, for a year or so after their fleet has been sunk, their king humbled, and their fighting men drowned or put to the sword). Their tithe usually consists low-quality iron, sea salt, and blood-soaked crates full of goods that totally washed up on their shores and under no circumstances were taken from the cold, stiff hands of their rightful owners.

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did she ate drogon?

>>82784332
thicK

>>82784343
as in StuPid

>>82784332
Nah, she's just getting old. That's pretty normal for a woman her age.

>>82784174
What about the Riverlands?

>>82784096
that's why you exclusively read fanfics about your favourite characters, dummy

>>82784877
Even I get sick of wank of my favorites. Especially when wank of one reduces the others to caricatures, plot devices, stepping stones, villains or background characters

>>82784789
The Riverlands maintains a wide array of tolls, fees, and fines for use of its boats and bridges for any and all who pass through. By ancient law, the tolls applied to taxmen are exactly the same as whatever taxes are currently being levied against the River Lords.

>>82785155
sounds like radmure is a pretty based lord

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What do you guys think of the criticism of GURM that he doesn't write enough real relationships between female characters?

What will be the mind trick queen next achievement who is she going to trick next

>>82769531
The fact that this will never happen is proof that we live in hell

Its pretty clear that we're going to see Asshai or Doom of Valyria in one of the spinoffs.

Do you think that with Gendry and the brotherhood going beyond the wall it will be addressed that if it weren't for Mel coming for Gendry, which resulted in them betraying him and sending him away with Mel, then Mel would have never found out about Thoros bringing back Beric and Jon would have in turn never been brought back to life?

>tfw don't care about the spinoff
In just a little over a year I'll be free of D&D's vision and this stupid universe. Feels good.

>>82786456
Wrong, season 8 won't be out until 2019

>>82786482
Source?

>>82786019
She's mind tricked herself, Jon, Ramsay, D&D, and the audience, there's only Bran, NK and George left

>>82786516
His ass

>>82786516
He's been trying to push this non stop. Don't reply to him.

What will the next thread be about I wonder.

>>82783166
is that winnick and mew? what's that from?

>>82785263
I can get behind that.
Shall we call it Tywelyn or Catwyn?

>>82781142
my castratrix

>>82764288

These leaks are never true people. Don't believe their lies.

What if the wall keeps people IN and not The Others and Wights OUT? Maybe they are used as a last resort type thing to mass exterminate everyone in case something like magic returning gets out of hand? I wonder if Martin will go in the direction that there are more advanced civilizations observing Westeros kind of like the whole nobles in Sand Kings watching them fight.

Anyone else relieved GRRM confirmed they aren't doing a Robert's Rebellion series? Not only would it not give us anything new if they adapted it well, but if they decided to make some surprises they would likely ruin it.

They also would have made Robert evil for killing Rhaegar and who knows how they would ruin Stannis at Stormsend.

With GRRM saying that one of the ideas doesn't take place in Westeros that likely means Valeryia so I expect all of the ideas to be Targaryen centered.

>>82786693
This is a great question and worthy of discussion. Hopefully the next thread will be more about the /for/ threads themselves and not the show or books. I would be down for a whole thread of discussion over what the next thread should be about.

>>82788054
>ruin Stannis at Stormsend
>implying Stannis would even make it onscreen

How mad would you be if Sansa ends up winning?

>>82788195
Not mad/10. /got/ and reddit butthurt, galore, no cliche ending, and tumblr remains unhappy because tumblr is never happy.

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>>82787006
Pretty sure it's just Catwin

>>82788342
Lol wot?

Tumblr would fucking love it and go ballistic

>>82788806
Tumblr is literally never happy about anything. Well, that's not true, they're happy when they get to play the righteous victim.

>>82788195
It would leave me disgusted if anything, not mad.

>>82788195
a shitty meme character will end up winning.
does it really matter which one it is?

the only ending that would not make me mad is if these shitty plot armored incoherent retards were all killed off, but that's not happening.

>>82788687
hngggg
I want them together so bad. Not even for lewd stuff, I just want them to love each other.

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>>82787033

>>82789265
w-why she do that?
I don't watch that show (should I?). Did he rape someone/her? Or she just psycho/a fourth wave feminist?

What if D&D cut Aegon because in TWOW he is going to execute Cercei and they just could not let that happen on their watch?

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>>82789309
>should I?
yes, imho it's better than GoT

He was plotting against her iirc

>>82789222
I wonder if he could sexually satisfy her
after all, ned clearly couldn't

>>82789309
That show is good for the first 3 seasons, then it turns into some feminist & muslim propaganda

Yunkai heritage

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>>82789463
>That show is good for the first 3 seasons
True
>then it turns into some feminist
True only if you're a virgin r9k regular
>& muslim propaganda
False

Try again

>>82789463
Well, the first three books were solid material. The next two were a mess. And now the show has completely outpaced the writing, so...

>>82786544
Why does bran lie and tell Sandra Littlefinger sent the cats paw? Is he mind tricking her?

>>82789710
>True only if you're a virgin r9k regular
Asides from the fact that this show is only loosely based on Scandinavian lore and history, Lagertha taking lead with shield maidens over Kattegat is bullshit and you know it was only made for feminist muh girl powr shit.

>False
Floki, a former pagan fanatic suddenly starts loving muslims is not a propaganda at all?

>>82789810
Also after Ragnar's death this show literally has no interesting characters left. And all of his sons (besides Bjorn at times and Sigurd because he's dead) are awfull and the shitty CGI'd blue eyes on Ivar are more funny than anything

>>82789710
Hey, Sweden

>>82789887
Hey reddit

>>82773106
>Does anybody know what Arya's endgame is?

>You’ll be sewing all through winter. When the spring thaw comes, they will find your body with a needle still locked tight between your frozen fingers.

I've always wanted her to go on a bitter killing spree and being forgotten as a literal no one, but I guess the D&D can't do that for our princess.

Fucking hell where's my GRRMdark shit, this is literally turning into a Kill la Kill ending.

>>82788859
Yes they are, have you even seen the jonsafags and sansafags and jonfags over there?

>>82789921
arya is merged with LSH in the show which is why she's killing so many people
i'm not sure if gurm is gonna take that route at all

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DUNK & EGG AND BOB'S REBELLION FAGS BTFO

AEGON THE CONQUERER HAPPENING

>>82789810
>Floki, a former pagan fanatic suddenly starts loving muslims is not a propaganda at all?

Not sure he "starts loving muslims." more like he takes part in a raid on a muslim town, sees them completely unreactive to death because they're praying and is fascinated by it because he is always fascinated by religion. Like he said, any god that inspires that devotion must be powerful.

A big theme in vikings is curiosity, thats what sets ragnar apart. Floki is part of that in his own way

>>82790453
You forgot him telling the other vikings to not touch those praying muslims or they'll have to kill him first.

Same Floki who murdered Christians without even giving a flying fuck.

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the true tragedy

>>82790717
puberty?

>>82790453
No point trying to reason with /pol/ brainlets, everything is propaganda if you're looking for it.

>>82790717
They should have put him on puberty blockers, he could have been a pretty girl.

Xaro Xhoan Daxos

>>82790924
wtf I'm black now

>>82790400
>can't do it about Robert's rebellion because we already know all the plot!
>do it about aegon's conquest

Come on just say it, D&D don't want to show a targ getting BTFO because showfags would have panic attacks.

Littlefinger should be killed by Varys with a crossbow, again in King's Landing.

>>82791318
Not raped to death by Varys with a bladed strap-on ?

(((d&d)))

where will you be when you realize they completely rewrote season 7 as a big "fuck you trump" at every chance

>>82789753
Sansa needed an excuse to kill Littlefinger, so she reached into the future and mind tricked Bran into seeing Littlefinger as the one behind it, so he could tell her and give her an excuse.

YAAAASSSSSS SLAY QUEEN

>>82791458
They didn't though. Everything lads said would happen was proven through ser photos. Season 8 maybe.

What will happen to Bronn during the events of TWOW?

>>82770961
Carcosa (far right on map)

They can bring in the cast of TD season 1

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Season7 incoming

>>82792139
I thought they were starving. She looks thick. Oh she just had the baby. Great method acting from Emilia. She looks the part.

>>82792105
Probably just slowly keep building his own little band of mercs and be left alone until he needs to be brought back into the story.

It's weird that George is such an SJW when Cersei's chapters seem so red pilled.
>hurr durr look at me, I am the rich incest queen, let's arm the puritan communists and allow them to enforce their laws and shit
>"that's retarded your grace"
>OMG JUST BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN THEY HAVE TO SECOND GUESS EVERY LITTLE THING I SAY UGH I CAN'T EVEN
>"I don't know your grace, killing everyone's babies might make you unpopular with the plebs and give breath to the rumors of-"
>UGH IF A MAN DID THAT YOU'D BE SUCKING HIS COCK RIGHT NOW, BUT JUST BECAUSE I'M A WOMEN SUDDENLY IT'S "CRUEL" AND "CRAZY" YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST SCUM
etc.

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>>82790717
Pedo

>>82790799
He said he used to get shooed out of men's restrooms when he was a kid

The assassination of Cortnay Penrose.

King Stannis and Lord Davos should die together in battle, side by side.

Ser Davos should immedialty join King Stannis in his siege against the Boltons during the siege of Winterfell

Targ ressurection coming season 8

>>82792583
Speaking of being redpilled, I can sympathize with Dany's struggle with trying to hide her power level regarding harzoos.

Ser Davos seaworth should kill Melissandre.

>>82792583
also you'd think he'd make like, every single arranged marriage look shitty
i don't think he lets his politics inject into the story that much

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FINISH THE FAT FUCK YOU BOOK

>>82793313
ohhmanfunny

>>82793310
Hello again, the same meme I see

>>82793240
Most of them are shitty though. From the top of my head, Ned and Cat is the only one that ended well. Dany and Drogo too, I guess. Though she seems pretty ambivalent about the whole thing.

Can't wait for mind trick queen to slay again

>>82793649
there's plenty of random background ones that seem/seemed perfectly happy
the ones that are shit are generally because one or both of the people involved are shit

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>>82792594
>enjoying beauty is pedophilia

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>TWOW will NEVER EVER come out
HAHAHAHAH

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>>82793868
i-i'm laughing too!

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What if we had a drogon point of view in the style of I am groot's inner thoughts.

>>82794011
>my wings hurt
>I wish I was at home eating shitskins

10 posts remain before new thread

>>82793240
>>82792583
GRRM is the worst kind of SJW libtard, but this doesn't show in the books.

Well didn't until know, if TWOW EVER we'll see if Trump made him change...

I'd say we'll see right away if he did change on how the Dothrakis behave.

If they don't conduct themselves like the filthy savages rapists murderers in Westeros, then he's going full #I'MWITHHER.

>>82794011
What if we had Hodor's?

>Thank you Bran for making you carry your retarded cripple ass for literally a thousand miles so you can learn how to timetravel then go back in time and make me a retard then kill me in real time. Make sure to tell Luwin that you wanted to beat me too for being stupid, which you caused.

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>>82794678
What if we had Rickon's?

Will Davos talk about how truly evil Stannis really was to his new king snu snu

>>82794819
No, he'll talk about it with TYrion.

>Thank you, my lord hand, for killing my Son. He might have grown to become a Stannisfag.

Oueld El Kahba

jaqenfag made an early thread again
>>82794901

oh well

NEXT THREAD >>82794901
NEXT THREAD>>82794901
NEXT THREAD>>82794901

>>82795014
Who cares faggot?

Be happy we have a new thread.

>>82794988
Son of a whore

>>82789422
>ned clearly couldn't

explain

>>82790717
what a cute baby