Why are there no good Sasquatch films? That shit's real.

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>>82764069

Sasquatches are actually extraterrrestrials. Which is why you can't generally find them.

>>82764620
Willow Creek is better.

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>tfw you will never be a forest bride

>punk ass bitch don't know about harry and the hendersons

no it doesn't
sad truth about the world is there are probably no cool monsters or cryptids or anything cool, secret, or undiscovered
aliens probably never visted earth either

>>82764649
Wrong.

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boring af until the last 10-15 minutes tbqh

>>82764804
There was the giant squid, and mountain gorillas used to be legend. The difference was there were actual bodies found before live ones, unlike bigfoot

>>82764624
Pretty sure they're interdimensional. Also the squatch in the Patterson-Gimlin film is a female. Check out them saggy titties.

>>82764826
Actually showing the Bigfoot in Exists was a mistake. The suit looks like shit.

>>82764069
it's not the 2000s

>>82764743
I prefer not to think about that movie. That scene when Lithgow yells at him to leave is fucking sad.

>>82764943
:(

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>>82764804
fuck off at least I posted 3 moives that can actually be watched .

>>82764804
wrong I have had close encounters with multiple paranormal entities including big foot

>>82764844
based fucking typical cali slut deserved it

>>82764069
There are quite a few, but they're all made in the 1970s, a great time for Bigfoot movies.

You probably wouldn't watch them though because they're so old.

>>82765028
top comment was for the hendersons guy

the real redpill is that there's only 1 bigfoot and it's actually Cain from the bible who was 'marked by God' after he slayed his brother and cursed to wander the earth aimlessly until the end times

>>82765053
I have tried to watch a few and could only get 15 min acting sucked like they all just thought it was a joke

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the real question is how did Lance Henriksen end up in this shit?

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>>82764069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEsjvZFWg-o

There are loads OP

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>>82764069
But there is

>>82764820
Came here to post this.

>>82764069
Fuck yeah they are anon.

Not too many good films about it other than the Bill Muns analysis of it. Best thing you can do is go out in the woods yourself at night. Ive had a few possible squatch experiences

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>>82764069
*ahem*

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>>82767564
>A True Story

>>82767654
Oh I'm sorry, were you there?
Please, regail us with the tale of how it really happened.