GUARDIANS OF MURDER

that move is too OP. what where Memevel thinking???

>>82762664
That's why he died.

Wtf, now I hate Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 Tm!

kino

>>82762532
That's disturbing. I though GOTG was supposed to be cuter.

>>82764927
Those were a bunch of traitors who murdered their fellow comrades by throwing them into space so it's ok

>>82762532
This scene was great.
And then later "I'm Mary Poppins y'all!"

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>Superman kills Zod - and to save innocents
>omg thats so horrible, fuck snyder

>Guardians murder hundreds like its fun
>haha wow that was epic!

There was a lot of killing in GOTG 2 for a superhero movie. People were dying left and right, both in the mutiny scenes and when Ego's spore things started taking over

>>82762532

I don't watch capeshit, what's happening in this webm?

>>82766271
>Guardians murder dozens who had already betrayed and killed many of their friends and held them captive, keeping them from rescuing their friends and saving the galaxy
fixed

>>82766271
The Guardians are space outlaws, not a Jesus figure.

>>82766271
Guardians was a good movie and the scene fit the tone of the film. Man of Steel was just shit.

>>82762532
Why do people watch this sort of garbage?

COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

>>82766271
>people will reply to this post unironically

>>82767127
YOU'RE MY KIND OF MAN

>>82767109
And a lone DCuck arrives

>>82766271
Just goes to show how hypocritical marvel fans are

>>82767173
They're the same shit, I mean superhero stuff in general.

>>82766882
I would bet money that Jesus, if he was real, probably killed some people. Life wasn't exactly rainbows and sunshine back in those days.

>>82767109
Fun popcorn movie. There are many, MANY worse kinds of movies released every year.

this webm is so funny without audio, yondu looks like hes just pacing around grinning like a dumbfuck i love it

>>82767109
It's enjoyable and it doesn't pretend to be something it's not. Honestly it was quite charming as a movie. Better than the first film. Some of the humor was cringe and tried too hard, but some of it was genuinely quite funny. Also there were a lot of good emotional scenes throughout the quips. Gunn is really pretty good with crafting emotional scenes, even if it's with characters you've never seen before.

>>82767273
the musings of an 8 year old mind

>>82767273
jesus is real dude. not in the sense that he's gods son but in that he is a real historical figure.

Enjoyable movie. Not perfect but if anyone wants to start crying reddit or the other usual bullshit they should get off this board and kill themselves. Not necessarily in that order.

>>82762532
Yondu was killing mutineers and about the only crumb of comfort in Rocket's miserable life is hurting people because of all the trauma he's been through. He's not right in the head. It's a "He's a psycho, but he's OUR psycho" deal. Plus, to be fair, he was killing mutineers too, he's just enjoying it a bit much.

>>82767109
Specifically to piss you off

>>82762532
>the pure artistry of that shot when the arrow zooms through the halls
Absolute kino

>>82766271
>comparing a bunch of outlaw thieves and murderers to superman, the superest of men

>>82767557
it's a new meme

>>82766271

The fact you can't see the difference makes sense why you prefer Man of Steel over GOTG.

>>82767557
Yes, he invent the sandwich toaster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4aujTbe7_A


so wait he gave his wife a tumor that conveniently didn't kill her until she had a full grown kid? why didn't he just wait til peter was born and take him himself?
if he wasn't planning on her having a kid and found out later, why didn't he kill her instantly?

>>82766271
Man of Steel invented Superman killing (this is what they really pretend to believe)

>>82767082
My opinion > Your opinion

Looks like I win

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>>82767109
For most normies:
>Fun movie to not really think about, plus the first one was great

For my gf:
>OMG BABY GROOT IS SOOOO CUTE!!!!!

For me:
Sucker for CG

can someone explain what is even going on in the webm? loks like she is just shooting at glass

>>82769077
the blue guy have a special arrow you see the orange light? Is the arrow traveling super fast and killing all the bad guys the racoon is shooting the bad guys

>>82768986
>why didn't he just kill the woman he loved instantly right in front of her and rip her child from her womb
Yeah I wonder why he wouldn't do that to the woman he loved?

>>82769202
so they are killing bad guys who cares

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I need an honest answer: Should I see this movie? Is it decent? Really good? Really bad?

>>82766687
>all those people buying icecream at DQ that got fucked in a quarter of a second

>>82769275
>who cares
People who see a new beachhead to take in the Shitpost Wars

>>82762532
more like Redactors of FLOPaxy Vol :JEW

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE VIDYA GAYMES ARE MEME EPIC!

>>82769336
Its a movie I love everything about and understand why critcisisms make people not like it but holy fuck its great if you like Marvel comics.

>>82769422
only thing I hated but their fight was awesome.

>>82769076
>bringing up gf out of the blue

back to facebook with you

>>82768921
well duh, that's why every now and then you see the Virgin Mary on toasted bread

>>82769336
Depends on how serious you want your movies to be.

If you want schlocky fun (and I mean VERY schlocky), it's a great movie. If you're looking for a more serious comic book movie, it would be horribly disappointing for you.

>>82764953
I'd assume this is sarcasm but they got whats coming to them.

>>82769422
www . dailymotion . com/video/x5kmd2e

>>82769217
not what I said but he already killed hundreds, and plans to basically kill everyone in existence so....

>>82769422
at least it was setup and not just "I can be anything I want? I'LL BE PACMAN!"

James Gunn saved the MCU from the Russos and Feige.

>>82768986
He was grooming children. He needs them alive. It makes sense to give her a slow-acting disease so she could raise the child up to a certain point and then die soon after. He was falling in love and refused to see her again or even Earth, so he sent slavers to grab the child. Then he could check if it was a good battery or toss it in the pile of bones. It's a stupid plot but I've seen worse.

>>82768986
If we take everything he said as truth, he did actually love her and thus didn't want to have to watch her die in person or visit the planet she was from ever again. Since she would just die anyways once his plan came to fruition he probably decided it was better to remove her earlier, presumably because her still being alive when Peter was taken in by Yondu would have likely caused pretty big problems.

>>82769699
This is comedy done right. It sets up jokes in advance. A bad comedy would have Drax say "I have sensitive nipple aaargh!" while putting on a jetpack and nobody would found it clever or funny. This movie set up the joke one hour in advance.

>>82769076
this thread is so full of fucking shills jesus fucking christ

>>82769919
>tfw GotG will eventually be dragged into the mire of the mainline MCU and ruined

>>82770326
i dont even want to think about how shitty thats going to turn out

>>82769919
GoG2 was good, but it was a step back from the first one imo. Still steps ahead of the other MCU though but it definitely lost its edge.

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>>82766271
superman aka gary stue who is a beacon for what humanity should strive for killing a dude and countless innocents as collateral is a bit different than a bunch of glorified mercenaries killing bad guys.

stay rotten dc cuck

>>82766271

>superman
>shining beacon of morality and ethics. literally the purest of us all and he possesses the greatest sense of justice

>guardians
>literally thieves, murderers, smugglers, and children of genocidal gods

Please keep comparing them dccuck.

>>82762664

This, it ruined the movie for me.

>>82767166

it's a post-irony society anon stop using buzzwords you don't know anything about.

>>82770398
Having seen -2 four times, and -1 more than that, I have to say that I like -2 better. The villain is much better and there's more character time instead of introductions.

I just got back from the theater and I thought the movie was too grandiose in scale, had too many action sequences and had too much yelling. Everything outside of that was good, but the good parts were unfortunately few and far between. Film studios need to stop making every sequel bigger and louder than the last. GOTG Vol. 2 should have had tighter focus and human-scale proportions.

>>82769422
oh come on, the set up to that joke was fine. He hints at it well before it happens, and the delivery was okay.

>>82770398

I think the only bad thing was that it was right at the edge of being too much. Too many characters, too many set pieces, too many call backs, too many jokes/quips, etc. There was more character development this time around and a bit of a stronger motif about family. But it was almost trying a bit too hard with everything else.

>>82769630
There's a difference between murdering someone with your bare hands and pushing a button that kills people far, far away from you

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>>82762532
They actually did it. They actually fucking made a movie about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking line is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you were a Bernie Sanders supporter, this flick is for you. If you own a fedora this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this flick is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit movie

Anyone else notice that Ego is just a copy of the bad guy in Slither? They say just about the same damn line about "nothing will be left but me."

>>82770565
I'd agree but I found it to be very formulaic, the instant you met Ego you knew exactly what was going to happen, including the moustache twirl of tumor mom, the Yondu moments and overall most of the jokes were very telegraphed bordering on quipy Marvel bullshit.

I absolutely agree that Kurt is great and I think he carrys the movie, there is some good development for a few of the characters as well, but it didn't surprise me in the slightest. This is all personal opinion though, GotG1 really surprised me, pleasant in every way. GotG2 felt like more of the same, but with some very MCU moments thrown in.

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>>82762532

>Yondu and Rocket bonding
>mfw

>>82770702
too many guns for the movie to be about reddit, plus Drax is too masculine and sexist to be appealing to a redditor

>>82770012
yea i've seen worse too but it seems unnecessarily stupid

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>>82770702
This

I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

so was Star Lord actually the only child with the celestial gene or did he say that to all of them and just sap them of their power and kill them?

>>82770796
The spores Ego planted throughout the galaxy were never activated until Peter came to the planet.

>>82770724
And Rocket being emotionally shattered because the one person who understood who he really was died.

baby groot is cute though

>>82766271
this so much

people will eat anything if it's marvel

>>82770480
>>literally thieves, murderers, smugglers, and children of genocidal gods
Fun for the whole family!

>hurr i gave ur mom cancer

Quality writing, upvoted

>>82770962

PG-13 you imbicile. You're trying so hard for criticisms that just aren't there. Give up.

>>82770921
>Actually agreeing with that idiot

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>>82770920
Aww

>>82770920
they weren't kidding when they said they shoved baby groot into everything.

>>82770777
you must be a blast at parties.

>>82770920
He was barely actually in the movie tho

>>82762532
>first movie has Rocket on Groots shoulder as they escape imprisonment
>second movie has Groot on Rockets should as they escape imprisonment

truly capekino

but seriously I kinda feel like they were made to work better as a double-feature

>>82771003
he makes a very good point

the criticisms against DC movies are totally ignored with marvel movies

just viral brainwashing to get people to think marvel is "premium" and better than other capeshit and action movie shit

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>>82766271
fucking work on your bait, kid. I didn't know it was summer yet.

lots of people say this movie was better because the writing, but isn't that just the source material?

>>82762532
The_Flash_Of_Murder.webm

>>82771164
Um...no? I don't think Ego has every appeared in the GOTG comics and virtually every character is significantly different than their comic versions.

>>82771164
not even close, ego is not peters father in the comics.

>>82770636

No!

>>82771164
nah, Source meterial is all over the place. there have been MULTIPLE teams calling themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy and its almost never the same guys. hell, the only constants are Gamora and Quill IIRC.

>>82771137
you realize the criticism against Superman killing Zod is that it's Superman, right?

>>82768986
Thanks for the spoiler you fucking cuck

>>82771231
In watching the Guardians you are actually trained to watch the Shining

>>82771137
>He makes a very good point

No, he doesn't. He's comparing fucking SUPERMAN killing someone and causing an entire city of destruction and death to a group of thieves, murderers and just scummy people in general killing some other bad people

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>>82771164
this only applies when directly adapting a source material and making little changes to the original writing.

the screenplay, like most capeshit, is original. they mostly adapt concepts and ideas

>oh so peter has like some deity powers now, guess hes finally useful
>Peter gives up his power

I don't know why that caught me by surprise.

>>82771285
Gee, maybe you should avoid Guardians threads the way I did until I saw it, you mong.

>>82762532
Brandy is the single worst song I've ever had the displeasure of hearing and the sloot butchering it at the beginning made me thankful she died slowly of cancer.

>>82771255
yeah, stallone and the other guys he talked to at the end credits were the original 69 team, which yondu was a part of.

>>82769626
I guess it does sound like sarcasm but I was being serious

>>82762532
>I ain't never done a damn thing right in my life... rat, you gotta let me have this.

We didn't deserve Yondu.

>>82771486
>tfw I am Groot.

>people can enjoy cash grabs like groot
KILL YOURSELVES

>>82771552
that "we gotta work on your language" flew past me.
Was it because he said fricking?
but he didn't actually say fricking

I don't know why but that distracted me for the rest of the movie.

>>82771692
Fucking damn it anon

Black slut from this movie already has terrible nudes out so why is she still getting cast?

>>82771692
He said "fucking"

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>>82771787
>black
...There's a black woman in this film?

>>82771860
you have to guess anon

>>82771860
He probably means Zoe Saldana aka Gamora

>>82771692
>>82771755
>>82771857
That was a poor joke to be honest. I thought that Rocket meant that he [Rocket] added the word "fricking" to sound edgy.

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>>82771900
I just don't know what to think, who to turn to?

>>82771922
you are retarded

>>82771922
this I thought rocket added fricking

why would groot say fucking and rocket censor it.

>>82772059
Rocket is a bitch but he wants his surrogate son/reborn best friend to stay pure

>>82767273
>Thinking people actually actively murdered each other for any extensive period in times of peace
Humanity hasn't changed in mind set too much over the years

>>82770717
Not as formulaic as a bog standard origin story. Whats the formula exactly? Being predictably isnt a formula.

>>82772009
If I'm retarded then so are like half of the people who watched the movie.

Think about it. Rocket can't actually say "fucking" because it's a movie. But it makes sense that the writers would want him to sound edgy. So they make him say "fricking". But then it makes it seem like he added that onto Groot's actual sentence because Groot is a baby.

>>82771922
>This is just one of a thousand things that took me out of the movie.
Made me think about the One Fuck Rule

>>82770920
I like that he actually got bullied by the space pirates. They could have made him an innocent cute character but instead he went through tough shit too. Was way better than I expected.

>>82772189
>not understanding the vocal nuances required for social interaction

I'm shocked

>>82772257
but his bullying was because he was too pure.

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>>82769422
How does he have earth references if he lives in space?

This movie looks fucking retarded even for Marvel standards

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SPOILER

Now that Ego is dead, does that mean that every planet he's fully consumed is dead as well?

Couldnt he just place a part of himself on each of those planets and collectively regenerate?

Mantis a qt

>>82772284
Yeah but they didn't know Groot was really a murdering tree

>>82772189
>If I'm retarded then so are like half of the people who watched the movie.

yeah, that sounds about right.

>>82772302
Pac-Man was not invented on the 2000s anon

>>82772302
He grew up in the 80s and has childhood memories of that era. Hence his walkman and music taste

>>82772302
he left in the late 80s, it's the only culture that was truly his own

>>82772310
his scheme only worked with having 2 celestials, since he's dead all of the parts of him that he placed are likewise dead

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>>82772310
>Mantis a qt

>>82772302
I'm honestly amazed you don't understand this.

>>82772380
Stop posting Drax

I really liked the right between Gamora and Nebula. It did a really good job at making both of them look badass (especially Gamora) while simultaneously giving them both more character development than either got in the first movie

>>82766757
Watch the movie and find out

Every time Drax burst out laughing inappropriately I couldn't help but chuckle. Especially when he saw that Rocket swiped the batteries

>>82771404
Which is for the best because lots of things only work given the fact that its a long monthly running soap opera.

>>82762532
Just 3 more years and I can show my baby brother these movies back to back. OP you are a sad faggot.

>>82772461
I honestly dont like Gamora after this movie. I felt like she's the weakest link of the group especially when Nebula kicked her ass.

Would be cool to see Nebula become an official member and actually work with the others

>>82772547
no

>>82772550
Drax was the best part of this movie.

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>>82772630
>tfw Thanos is going to kill off best blue girl in the next film

>>82772683
good opinion

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>>82769422

Jesus Christ.

We're all dumber for having watched that.

>>82772630
She fucking destroyed Nebula; Nebula came in on a fucking ship guns blazing and Gamora was on foot with a little sword, then she fucked her up with her own ships massive detached cannon and even went down there to save her life as the charred wreck fell into the chasm. Nebula only got her in the end because they both got hit by the ship exploding while Gamora was dragging her out, and Nebula can regenerate while Gamora cant.

>>82772658
k

>>82769422
I already saw all 3 Spy Kids movies. Is there a point in watching this?

>>82772630
nebulas whole spiel was that she lost to gamora everytime and only won because gamora felt sorry for her.

>>82768986
Ego is "millions and millions" of years old, was fairly young looking in the 1980s but aged drastically in 34 years. He can also choose how he looks but he chose to age.

>>82769422
This scene only felt stupid because I was immediately reminded of Pixels.

>>82772876
>Ego is "millions and millions" of years old, was fairly young looking in the 1980s but aged drastically in 34 years. He can also choose how he looks but he chose to age.

I seriously didn't get that. was he just trying to look like hes an older pappy?

>>82772953
He was trying to smash

>>82772876
>>82772953
He chose that appearance because it would feel most natural for Peter. He also morphed into David Hasselhoff at one point.

>>82772953
based on what he said I think he has an aging body then maybe resets it.

>>82772992
AAAAWWWWWWHH YEAHHHH ;)

>>82772992
I bet he plays fox and doesn't understand why it's bad to try hard.

>>82769422

he turned into an emoji

>>82772953
I think he was just appearing like that so Quill would be more willing to accept him. I'm sure he didn't appear as Kurt Russel when he impregnated all those alien girls

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>>82773073
Kurt Russel is a universally attractive form, don't pretend otherwise.

>>82773073
>I'm sure he didn't appear as Kurt Russel when he impregnated all those alien girls
I'd like to believe he did.
Like somehow a planet with a life span of millions of years to it's first form would be kurt russel.

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>>82771162
>work on your bait
>got a lot of (You)s

>>82772953
He said something about working hard to find a form that was acceptable to peter. So he chose the old form to make peter accept him as a dad

>>82769422
>tfw been shitposting hatred for this terrible movie that I couldn't stomach killing the 300m tall interdemensional being with a sword
>hadn't seen this scene
Wtf this is literally pixels by adam sandler
Capeshit is for faggots but holy fuck Marvel really are kids and cucks

>>82771285
>going on /tv/ when something you haven't seen comes out then preceding to click on a thread about the movie you're wanting to see
ISHYDDT

>>82773392
>shitposting hatred about a movie you didn't even watch

Of fucking course

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>>82773392
Guardians is the only example of capekino outside of Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy, and that fact must pain you considerably

>>82772923
this Mario with the hammer would've been better but I guess Namco just whores out their rights every chance they get

>>82770713
Slither was awesome and Ego is like that in the comics, so it didn't bother me

>>82767109
I've fallen out with most MCU films but the Guardians films have a lot of Gunn's direction clearly present. It gives the films a degree of heart and visual dynamism that other MCU films (Russo features especially) lack.

>>82767273
>I would bet money that Jesus, if he was real, probably killed some people.
Vampires aren't people, anon.

>>82772310
He'll probably regenerate, but it will take him another few million years.

>>82768986
>if he wasn't planning on her having a kid and found out later, why didn't he kill her instantly?

He's a fucked-up space dude, he probably thought that it was mercy to let her have a few more years of life

anyway, he was planning on having a kid, just not sticking around for it

>>82770713
>Slither
>A James Gunn movie

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN

>>82773692
who could resist a few self indulgent shitposts when making a movie like this?

remember when Xena: Warrior Princess showed up as a hooker in Sam Raimi's Spider Man?

>>82772612
I wouldn't show this movie to any little kid. The way Kurt Russel's face caves in and how he dissolves to dust in Quill's arms would give them nightmares just like Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade gave me when I was little

>>82762532
The Guardians of the Galaxy don't have a moral code that prevents them from killing you doofus.

>>82766271
I didn't realize Rocket Raccoon was a Christ allegory.

>>82773818
I dunno, I think that most kids enjoy being a little spooked.

>>82766271
>>82773857
The ironic thing is that Zack Snyder would never have even been become a famous director if James Gunn hadn't been there to write Dawn of the Dead 2004 for him

Unironically the most creative scene of the movie.

marvel makes me feel like a kid again, so much fun! =P

>>82773979
I miss being genuinely scared by fiction like when I was a kid. It's unpleasant in the moment, but it's a feeling you begin to miss.

>>82769336
holy shit! i didn't know that blacked girl was a downie

>>82769422
It's better without the sound effects

>>82766687
>There was a lot of killing in GOTG 2 for a superhero movie. People were dying left and right, both in the mutiny scenes and when Ego's spore things started taking over

Yes, but on a galactic scale, it's really just a drop in the bucket. Pretty good dead-to-alive ratio, IMHO.

>>82773492
What?
Original batman triligoy was good without fagfleck
You're just a gay cunt aspie, I mean you have to be to enjoy the fedora adventures of Prat and the pandering pack. I bet you enjoyed the baby groot intro and clapped, but only softly to yourself as to not draw then attention of the other 3 skinny 38 year olds there to watch it.

>>82774188
Maybe you have autism

>>82774546
My birthday isn't until next month so I'm still 37 idiot

>>82769076
I saved this image

>>82770702
Normal people don't vote republican.

>>82766271
One is supposed to be the symbol of hope and peace and whatnot

The other is a group of criminals doing a noble thing

I personally had no problem with Superman killing Zod although the situation they presented could have definitely been fixed

>>82762664
I liked it because it looked so unimposing. I remember when you first see the arrow in the original movie and characters are scared shitless about it being pointed at them, you're like "what's the big deal"? Then he kills all those putties after his ship crashes in the grass and you're like "oh."

In GOTG 2 you get to see just how powerful the arrow can really be

>>82774794
I like it because his comic version is just an archer

>>82774749
>The majority of people are abnormal
Well fuck me

>>82774701
>37
>Still on /tv/

Oh boy

>>82774834
not only that but the comic versions whistling couldnt make an arrow 360 and walk away

>>82774865
The majority of people didn't vote at all, and the majority of voters voted for Hillary, but nice try.

>>82774984
this is bait

>>82774984
Actually, 32 states have Republican governments, representing 61 percent of the population.

Also, Trump would have won the popular vote if absentee ballots containing the votes of every deployed soldier had been counted.

Funny how twisted reality gets when you rely on the media for "truth".

>>82767082
agree with this

>>82768249
agree with this also

>>82774877
>boy
it's man, actually. adults are over 18, kid

>>82775039
The truth is bait?

>>82775057
The vast majority of people don't vote for local candidates either, so arguing that the majority of the people share their beliefs is untrue.

>>82775057
>32 states have Republican governments, representing 61 percent of the population.
That doesn't necessarily mean that the Republicans got the popular vote though, just enough to secure those states

not that it matters much anyway, on pure vote count it as a close race anyway, because most people don't really like Clinton or Trump they're two very unpopular people who somehow ended up in a presidential race

>>82770777
You have lost touch with reality anon, please find someone to have relations with. I cant believe one who has even ths faintest sense of love in life would watch this movie in a theater and keep repeating to themselves a mantra that which would prohibit any enjoyment of it for the sake of anons on 4 chan possibly perceiving them as cool. Please get off this site its not too late.

>>82775309
>>82775327
That statement here was "Normal people don't vote republican". If you had meant "normal people don't vote", you would have said that.

You've been BTFO by the information that it is, in fact, far more normal to vote GOP than to vote for a democrat, and this damage control is pointless and pathetic.

>>82775458
"Normal people don't vote republican" also encompasses people that don't vote. Unless you're trying to argue that not voting is somehow similar to voting republican.

>>82775550
What is the point of embarrassing yourself like this?

You don't even have to admit that you're wrong in an anonymous environment, so why are you trying to word salad your way out of an argument that you've lost?
This will only frustrate you.

>>82769422
wtf did they remake Pixels?

WTF I HATE GOTG NOW?

>>82775699
>most people didn't vote republican
>actually they did, you just need to count the soldiers
>the majority of Americans didn't vote though.
>umm they don't count nice try sweetie~

Am I missing something here?

>>82775978
Yes, the part where you are now (pathetically) pretending that you were comparing voting republican to not voting as opposed to republican vs democrat.

How did you allow such a quick jab to turn into such an embarrassment?

>>82776150
Quote me were I said that, my only statement was that "the majority of people didn't vote republican" which still holds true.

>>82776212
If you were comparing voters to non-voters, there would have been no reason to mention a specific party.

Oh jeez, there you go getting blown out again.

>when a GotG thread turns into American politics

never change America

>>82768249
In your favor
Traditionally mutinee is punish with death
Even in the modern Navy is a serious crime

>>82776275
Also Hillary won by about 3 million votes total, there's only about 1.4 million people in the US armed forces, so your whole comment about "Trump won when you count the Military" is also a lie.

Also I never mentioned a specific party, only that the majority of people did not vote republican as stated here >>82774865

But yeah, keep bragging about BTFO people on 4chan.

>>82767198

Because they have low IQ and shit taste.

>>82776212
The majority of people didn't even vote.

If we actually worked off a popular vote (and it wasn't a "winner take all" system per state), voting habits would be different across the country (though likely still low). Clinton winning the popular vote is NOT the same thing as "the majority of Americans wanted Clinton".

>>82770520
>irony is a buzzword now

oh neo /tv/, bless you

>>82776567
There were 23 million absentee ballots. Between not only soldiers, but businesspeople traveling abroad, that's a lot of GOP votes.

Oh wait? But I thought you didn't care about the GOP, cuz you were REALLY just talking about voters and non-voters?
Amazing how someone like you can bear to call anybody a liar.

That being said, I'm not BRAGGING about blowing you the fuck out repeatedly (and again right now), I'm informing you of the fact of the matter as a means of persuading you to stop embarrassing yourself.

Its bad enough that you people are still devastated over an election you lost half a year ago, but these pathetic daily displays are too much.

>>82769422
rather that than some lame as fuck other rock monster and it was set up fine. only thought the david hassellholf cameo was kinda dumb

>>82776922
My original point still stands, most Americans didn't vote republican. Also nice try claiming that Trumo won the popular vote without posting a single link to back that claim up.

>>82777049
Well it at least shows Ego did his research, just like he said he did. It was a weird brick joke because it shows up in a really serious moment but it still worked.

>>82768921
>>82769510
t. Ken M

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All I know is Marvel wins with best girl

>>82777099
Your original point stands like a large dildo which you attempt to obscure by hiding it in your ass.

In spite of the desperation of this effort, everyone can see you're just a faggot, and all you've done is made yourself squirm.

>>82769422
>Ego is so self absorbed the first thing he thinks to turn into in the heat of battle is a giant version of himself
>Starlord's memories of Earth are so important to him that he chooses to turn into something from his childhood
P O T T E R Y

>>82777457
I'm still right baby.

>tfw he doesn't post proofs.

>>82777480
>most anticipated scene in the movie just ends up calling back to an earlier reference in an outrageous way to make the audience laugh
It's almost like they know this movie is cape shit and are just trying to entertain the audience

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>>82771441
I've never read the comics but I'm pretty interested to see what these guys do in the sequel. I'm especially curious about magic alien dude.

>>82777510
Proof of what? That the GOP controls 32 state legislatures plus the house and senate, meaning that most people most definitely DO vote GOP?

Its called a search engine, you faggot.

This movie was great and I almost didn't go see it theaters because I saw people on here being like "HURR PLEBBIT QUIPS THE MOVIE DURR."

It was pretty fucking good. You faggots lied to me.

>>82777671
/tv/ is always wrong, just like /v/.

>>82777613
In asking for proof on the claim you made about Trumo winning more votes than Hillary.

Also we already had that conversation here . >>82775327
>>82775309

>>82777688
There is no proof. The ballots weren't opened. But absentees are a right-leaning demographic.

I'm sure, given that data, you'd cling to Hillary's non-victory in the non-contest of the popular vote, but the fact is that she would have "lost" that as well if all the votes were counted.
Y'know... cuz America fucking hates that bitch.

>>82774774
That symbol of "hope and peace and whatnot" has killed many times in the comics you memeing chowderhead. I guess Captain America FUCKING SUCKS MAAAAAAN too since he kills with wreckless abandon?

>>82777806
>strawmanning this hard

My only point was that most Americans did not vote Republican, and you're still struggling to prove that Trump won the majority of the vote despite being completely unable to prove this, which is deeply pathetic.

Either way, thinking most Americans are traditionally right is ain't true.

>Good character development for base cast
>Good character development for side characters like Yondu and his second in command
>Decent addition of Mantis, she didn't seem like a complete shit character
>Ego was a charismatic villain, but still gave off that "I'm fucking evil haha," vibe
>Winchester Triple of feels between Rocket and Yondu, Ego and Quill, and Yondu and Quill
>Touched on a few other storylines (Ayesha/Ravagers)

The movie was a good lighthearted action movie that did a good job injecting feels near the end, that being said when Infinity Wars comes out and GoG is part of the storyline it's going to turn in family friendly turboshit please enjoy.

>>82775426
>>82771076
This is an ancient copypasta. Ancient.

>>82777549
Nice try, DC friend

>>82777560
>yfw Miley Cyrus was the voice of the robot head.

>>82773001
My question when I saw that was why Ego turned into old Hasselhoff (apart from making it clear they cameo'd him) when Quill's vision of him would still be an afro'd up, younger Hasselhoff

>>82778630
Ego was angry so he didn't get all points straight

>>82771231
Kek I love this subtly brilliant meme but you forgot the quotes

>>82773159
This, I baited the fuck out of r9k earlier myself
It's just too easy bros

>>82776567
Illegals voted, 4 million of the parasites in Cali alone.

>>82768986
>if he wasn't planning on her having a kid
You must've been shoving too much popcorn in your mouth at that scene where he explains how he was purposely having as many kids as possible

should i watch this or aliens?

>>82779562
This. Alien Covenant was pretty shite.

>>82779562
>>82779570
The shills at Red Letter media liked it. No aliens review though yet.

>>82777560
what are they saying here? I watched it at the drivein and as soon as the credits hit some employee came over the radio shilling to buy their GotG shit at the concession stands and then ordered everyone to honk their horns

It's sad how many people equate "killing" and "murder" as if they are the exact same thing.

>>82770754
You're confusing Tumblr with Reddit. Reddit is the for the lulsy attitude of 2008 4chan with upvotes and a lack of anonymity.

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>mfw DCEU

>>82766271
DC is for retarded faggots with bad breath.

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>>82779570
watch gotg at least it's stupidly entertaining as opposed to just stupidity

>>82772380
fuck off drax or i'll twist your nipples

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>>82762532
>the head of some dude in the audience in that webm

>>82767173
>implying any intelligent person would ever enjoy superhero movies

>>82781866
Why does every country on the planet get movies released before the US? Shit pisses me off so bad.

>>82766766
They didn't betray anyone. Yondu and his crew had broken the Ravager "code," however nebulous that is. By agreeing to work for Ego, Yondu was engaging in what was basically "human" trafficking.

What's worse, he reveals they were standing in an escape pod the entire time they were killing the crew, meaning they could have just escaped in the pod/command module of the ship the entire time. What a hero.

>>82766271

People were complaining about MoS fight because Superman was trashing the city without any care when he could just throw Zod at North Pole and fight there. Shit, Zod would just follow him if he flied outside the city.

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>>82781959
>Zod would just follow him if he flied outside the city.

Nope. Zod was trying to push Superman into killing him and he knew the best way to do that was dead-center of a populated area. If Superman tried to bait him into chasing him somewhere else, Zod would have just super-speed murder-spreed until Clark came back to stop him.

"I'm going to make them suffer, Kal, these humans you've adopted."

>>82780851
Stallone says something about how Yondu's death makes him feel like the gang should get back together, and then they all agree.

>>82781959
>People were complaining about MoS fight because Superman was trashing the city without any care when he could just throw Zod at North Pole and fight there. Shit, Zod would just follow him if he flied outside the city.

This meme needs to die, you can watch the first part of the final fight and listen to zod saying he will kill every human because superman destroyed the future of krypton. Meaning if even superman fled to space or north-pole zod would just stay and kill everyone since thats his main goal anyway.

Also superman trashing the city? zod is the one punching him trough buildings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_rpFGiX_gU

The only thing superman destroys is when he drags zod alongside the windows of a building and when they meet to punch each other in the air once making 2 floor walls fall off.

>>82782483
Forgot to link the first part where he says he'll kill all of humanity https://youtu.be/RSjBNf4x3DE?t=70

>>82782483
>>82782528

I'm with you, man. I'm sick of the shit-talking, too.

>climatic battle between two beings that can create or reshape matter at will
>they throw rocks at eachother
better than giant laserbeam into the sky i guess

What is it with Disney making mass murder sterile and fun?

Are they trying to normalize slaughter?

>>82766271
>superman is not a space bandit
wow who would have thought

>>82782483
>zod saying he will kill every human because superman destroyed the future of krypton
>not even trying to start mass genocide but starts fighting Superman instead

>>82783070
>not fighting the one thing that could stop your genocidal rampage and the one being solely responsible for the death of your people and ambitions

Anon surely you are merely pretending, yes?

>>82782483

Don't forget "Superman" flying punches Zod into a Smallville gas station at midday, killing 2 families, a cashier and a dog and gives zero fucks

>>82783227
What's the fucking purpose of rampage if Superman is already dead. He was saying it solely because he wanted to mess up with Kal-El. Unless he would just killing people all around while fighting Kal-El.

>>82783351
Clearly you lack human(Kryptonian) emotions and think only from the cold logic of hindsight

The worst kind of moviegoer

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>>82762532
>IT'S LITERALLY OKAY WHEN MARVEL DOES IT

>>82783405
>y-you are just wrong, o-okay?
Nice one, mate.

>>82766271
I prefer GOTG but Marvelfags are delusional as fuck, there was literally nothing wrong with Superman snapping Zod's neck to save all those people and earth as a whole.

People comparing him to Jesus are retarded, considering God has literally wiped out humanity and killed people for the stupidest shit in the old testament.

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>>82783435
>character is made raving mad and furious by the destruction of his people and his shattered dreams
>why didn't he do (actions only someone with the benefit of clarity of emotion and outsider logic would do)

You are literally why emotion in movies is dying
You and all those other "critics" who think that everything should follow an exact linear model of action reaction with cold inhuman predictability and explanation.

>>82783521
>I was bred to be a warrior Kal-El, let me spend entire time to fight you instead of implementing my plans of revenge because I'm mad now xD
Literally retarded just like you. That's why you don't see the problem here.

>>82781959
This. Fans weren't upset because of the casualties or because Superman kills Zod. They were upset because it was destruction porn overload with no effort shown on Superman's part to mend the situation by saving a pedestrian or trying to move the fight somewhere else.
It was just whack whack, punch punch, explosion, destruction, showdown, neck snap, or at least presented in a way that felt like that.
BvS is an even shittier movie with many of the same problems, but that on the ground scene where Bruce saves the girl from Superman and Zod's punch-up, that was more of a Superman moment than the entirety of MoS.

>>82783651
>hey Kal just stand by while I kill everyone around you, surely you'll intervene

>>82783667
>Sole purpose to be a warrior
>Can't handle farm boy who didn't fight for his entire life

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>>82783296
Tell me wheres the 2 families, a cashier and the dog? also gas station is fine only the pump exploded as seen in the pic and video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWmIL4cBFyA

You can atleast check out the clip before you make stupid comments like that desu

>>82783351
He was saying it because to him, the people of Earth were only a means to an end, that end being a warrior's death in combat, the one thing he had remaining.

>>82766271

this is why superman 2 is better. Superman fucking tricks Zod which is far more humiliating to him than losing a fight of strength.

>>82768249
>>82770878
>you will never hug- Rocket

>>82762532
why didnt they use their one pg-13 limit of "fuck"?

>>82762532
i still dont like how they killed his whole crew
yes they turned on him but killing everybody you spend years with working/travelling
nah

>>82787977
What's worse, they turned on him for the right reasons. They were looking to redeem themselves in the eyes of the other Ravagers. In a very real sense, they were the "good guys" in the scenario, spacing kidnappers and "human" traffickers.

>>82787977
Remember the crew killed the half of the crew that was loyal 100%. This was Yondu avenging his fallen crew.

>>82787977

Especially since he's laughing while doing it, then the guy who causes the mutiny is forgiven

>>82788107
still like one day before they were his friends and everything
how big was the crew 100 200 ? it seemed like too

>>82787977
>crew mutinies you
>about to send you and your raccoon friend to seeming death
>torture a baby
>kill the other half of the crew

Yeah but they have some good memories they're fine

>>82769076
>sucker for CG
Are you retarded?

>>82769422
i haven't seen this film or even the first one but i cannot believe this really happens. people enjoy this?

>>82767109
GOTG feels less capeshit than the regular capeshit, that's why I enjoyed it anyway.

>>82787089
If you did he'd probably attack you since he can't stand to be touched due to years of abuse. If you held on and let him bite you or whatnot he'd probably break down crying. He really needs a good cathartic cry to start to get past his hellish emotional problems.

>>82788519
It makes sense in context. Quill says earlier in the movie he's going to make 800 foot statues of Skeletor, Heather Locklear and Pac-Man. "I'm gonna make some weird shit."

>>82777549
>just trying to entertain the audience

Whoa, heaven forbid that one should ever be entertained...

In your view to be kino is to be utterly bored. I see...

>>82766271
mutineers deserve death and so do you if you don't understand that

>>82778004
Superman is generally fighting crime and killing criminals wantonly would make him less of a hero and more of a vigilante.

Captain America is a soldier in military operations, and the people he's killing on purpose are other soldiers/terrorists. To think that a soldier never kills anyone is ludicrous.

>>82789077
It's what he needs though

>>82781913
Apparently the US audience is a fickle bunch, so marketers will use the rest of the world as a testbed for products and ideas, then if successful, try it on the American public.

>>82769422
>implying this isn't an analogy to Ego's superiority complex and Peter's childish personality

>>82769422
without context I can see why you fags would bitch, but this joke was set up, not some random dank "WE KNOW VIDYA GAEMS!" moment.

>>82781954
I think they were all going to die anyways since Yondu sabotaged the reactor. Killing them on the way to the escape pod and holding them off in preparing to escape is justified if they're trying to kill you.

>>82773392
>Wtf this is literally pixels
it literally isn't
>it has pacman in space therefore its pixels
kys

>>82783482
IIRC, Jesus is New Testament and didn't wipe out Humanity.

>>82788083
But Yondu had a change of heart when he caught a glimmer of what Ego was doing to his children, thus becoming a good guy. The mutinied Ravagers might be "right" according to their code, but they did space any of their fellow comrades that opposed them, which could be said might not be an ethical change for them, hence still bad guys.

>>82772310
>you will never have Mantis put you to sleep
>wake up tied up in a dungeon
>and proceed to be raped by her while she uses her powers to make you feel sad
why live?

>>82789077
D'aww... Rocket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRZ5JalHjhs

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>>82766271
>The Ubermensch acts like a ragtag group of space outlaws

>>82790318
That's pretty much it. Rocket's tough exterior covers up a minefield of emotional problems. He's like an abused kid never shown a shred of love and he pushes everyone away because everyone he's ever known has hurt him when he let them get close. Groot dying only made it worse because suddenly the one friend he had in the world needed his support more than ever and couldn't protect him in return. It's no wonder he's an asshole for most of the second movie.

>>82771486
Gotta give it up to rooker for being awesome. Had to hold back a tear when he was bearing his soul to rocket and the whole funeral. Also, everyone calling rocket something besides a raccoon was funny.