American gods

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>running out of wind on a rowboat
>having a tradition of everyone losing an eye
Did Neil Gaiman greenlight this? He is a producer on the show.

I'm really confused with show. Why are they making it retarded?
I love the book, so I'm really disappointed how it looks for now

>>82760061
Yeah the books are very grounded down from what I remember with supernatural beings being discreet.
This wasnt at all what I was expecting.

haven't read the books but it's pretty good to me, peter stormare was excellent

>>82760131
I wonder why, did they think people wouldn't watch it if it's not trendy?
like with that opening scene with slaves in a boat "they'll shoot you in future". like what is this? black lives matter god?

>>82760507
seemed like he was manipulating them into causing some chaos, he was just having a laugh m8.

>>82759466
>This is donald duck tier storytelling.
I know, and it was glorious. Best show opener I've seen in a while.

>>82760507
>like with that opening scene with slaves in a boat "they'll shoot you in future". like what is this? black lives matter god?
Show lost 50 points after that one. Let's see how episode 3 turns out.

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>>82760952
>Let's see how episode 3 turns out.
>black egyptian god
Not so well.

>>82760276
He was so damn good. What a great actor.

>>82760826
That's exactly what he was doing. One last sacrifice to get him to shore with some juice in his batteries.

"Angry gets shit done."

>>82761238
more like trigger them and get the shit done

>>82760507
Wew. I'm never going to watch this trash.

>>82762691
He's literally manipulating them into burning themselves alive, I would not be watching this show if there was an agenda

>>82761135
You don't really get the point of the story, do you? American Gods. American being the key. They are twisted, monstrous versions of gods.

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>>82761135
>tfw the average egyptian is Wilmer Valderrama

>>82761135
WE

>>82763159
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

>>82760276
Peter Stomare elevates everything hes in by two whole levels no matter what it is

>>82762830
he could've manipulated them without that future talk. honestly, I'm just watching this 'cause of Hinzelmann. hope they doesn't fuck him up too

>its a 15 minute gay muslim sex episode

>>82759466
I'm guessing you've never seen what happens when a hundred trained archers shoot at someone at the same time?

>>82763944
Muslims would flip their shit if they knew about it, but Germany doesn't give free Starz in their welfare packages.

>>82764025
You would guess correct.

>>82764083
In, that case, what happens is all the arrows hit their targets, the spread in how they landed up and down on his body is due to the differences in arrows, wind, bow string strength and human error in gauging distance.

That's pretty much what would happen.

>>82759605
http://www.avclub.com/article/neil-gaiman-why-he-asked-american-gods-cut-blowjob-254491

>>82760507
>black lives matter god?

It would be really funny if the concept really gets a god

>>82764317
Makes sense, you gotta believe a bunch of delusions to be part of BLM.

>>82764277
I feel like he had no opinion for most of the things. probably those idiots didn't even read the book, since they don't understand Shadow character at all

Tonights episode was kinda fun desu
>10 minute explicit muslim gay sex scene
>Czernobog and chess
>WE WUZ KANGS seriously tho, the scene itself was quite nice
>Final destination and the Leprechaun 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Snow

Hope they keep it up for the coming episodes

>>82760507
been on this board for five minutes and i already see 2 threads with people triggered by black lives mattered

>>82765234
Good, people should oppose evil in every form, and what is BLM but a racist and misguided hate group?

>>82765311
If BLM is that then so be it; I haven't really paid attention to them and what their message is. But Anansi basically just let those guys know they were all fucked would continue to be fucked into the future which can't really be argued. So I wonder why that anon takes offense.

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>>82764567
Don't even want to go full blown /pol/-tier here on this, but Shadow would've made more sense as a strong Native American than some half-black. It would make more sense with the narrative and his story, his name also sounds more native American.

We both know though that it was a conscious choice to make him half black instead, though. None of this is about good work or making consumers happy, it's about milking a product for money.
There's more creativity in the workings of a lone ant than there is in an entire boardroom of share holders and market researchers.

>>82764277
>Jews pushing for a BLACKED scene
what else is new?

>>82765576
the fuck are you on about? Shadow's half black in the book as well, hell it's pretty fuckin central to the story that he is.

>>82765234
People are waking up to the fact that BLM is just controlled opposition to deal with and control the Occupy Movement.

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>>82766206
It's ambiguous and never mentioned you fucking liar.

>>82759466
>comparing Don Rosa with this trash
kys

>>82759466
The coming to America segments are pure kino.

>>82766314

It's mentioned a number of times that he's dark skinned.

It doesn't say black, but at that point I think we're kind of nitpicking.

>no 'are you ready to taste the god' line

When ifrit switches the places with other arab, wasn't it more obvious that he is kinda granting wish of the arab in suit? he was kinda trying to escape from his life, so ifrit grants his wish in a way. I thought it was more like in this in the book

>>82766314
It is explicitly said that his skin is coffee with cream colored.

The actors skin tone is fuckign spot on, his hair is not though

>>82766314
The first scene of the first chapter, one of the prison guards gives him shit for "having nigger blood in him"

>>82765462
>So I wonder why that anon takes offense.

Because anon is likely part of the group that fucked them and they don't like being reminded of it.

>>82759466
Yeah it was pretty retarded.

>>82767113
> anon is likely part of the group that fucked them
How many West African princes post on /tv/ bro?