>The jerk store called. They're running out of you.

>>82758036
French whore BTFO

>>82758036

Gumby remake when?

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"......................................."

>>82758036
Maybe you people should look at a list of general comebacks and pick the one that would seem most natural and unrehearsed.
It's just a suggestion.

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>Leave for the gym you mean?

Imagine being so offended by one comment by a french weathergirl you stop filming a show, leave the studio, get into your chauffeur driven car, take it all the way back to the hotel, get your publicist to cancel all your interviews, cancel all signings and autograph and fan meets, cancel all appearances with your co-star too, book a ticket back to america, get on the plane the very next day and leave the country and get back home and go to Subway in LAX and order two 2 footlong meatball marinara subs and then get driven back home while eating one of the subs to then call up Brad Pitt only to hear him beating his black and asian children so you put the phone down and finish the rest of the other sub and call Pizza hut instead who is just listed as The Hut in your cellphone to order a Jonah Special and when your agent calls you wondering what the fuck happened you tell him all about the french woman who said she'd rather have sex with Leonardo Dicaprio than you and so you left the entire country and crossed an ocean just to get away from her.

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>shouldn't you be wearing a burka?

>>82758036
>Leo wouldn't do that to me. He is a good guy.
Makes Leo look good. Makes himself look good. Makes her look like a cunt.

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>>82758292

TOP FUCKING KEK

>>82758292
spot on

>>82758346
>You leave
>Leo wouldn't do this to me
WEATHER GIRL BTFO
Do what to him? They weren't dating. This just shows how hurt he is weather girl picks someone else over him

>>82758036
Still to this day the best response ive seen was
>bitch thats fresh, but not Subway Fresh

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>>82758439
Never forghetti

Nope. Still millions of Amerikuks.

>>82758424
Trick Jonah just to get at his handsome movie star friends? That's a shitty thing to do. Even for a joke, it's kind of mean spirited and passive aggressive. She's autistic as fuck.

>>82758346
more like makes yourself look pathetic

>>82758732
It was clearly a joke. I have a sexual fantasy about you. But you leave and I stay with your friends

>mean spirited and passive aggressive. She's autistic as fuck
Wew lad. Glad you're not projecting your own insecurities about women onto the situation

>>82758768
>>82758820
So post your comeback then.

It was a cringy bad joke. If you don't see that, you might have autism.

>>82758036
He didn't really have to say anything. Everybody was already going "aww" when they saw his reaction. Should have just left it at that and made her feel bad. Instead he had to try and be snarky.

>>82758036
>the nignog called. they are running out of most nigs and some nogs

>>82758303
Unironically this

>>82758897
I don't have one because I don't care whether weather girl makes a joke.

>It was a cringy bad joke
I thought it was great though
>If you don't see that, you might have autism
makes me think you're not really being objective here but rather again, projecting your own issues onto her.
Tell us about yourself sweetie

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>>82758036
>I shed your body weight yearly in my weight fluctuations. Know what that means? I could kill you. I could eat you. And flush it all down the toilet. People would just think, there Jonah goes again, gaining and losing weight. But it wasn't Subway I lost. Oh no. It'd be you. And I hate French food. You'd go down doused in ketchup you smug frog, down in red and out in brown.

>>82758036
>Lucky for them, you're their best seller!

>>82759040
>objective
Okay tell me objectively why it was a good joke without repeating over and over again IT WAS JUST A JOKE BRO.

>>82759087
Best response.

>>82758036
APOLOGIZE

>>82759356

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER

>>82759170
Unexpected twist, casual delivery? What the fuck are you expecting from me? Jesus you are mentally ill

>>82758036
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4
Watched it again in forever. It's actually not that bad. Jonah overreacted.

He should have started stripping.

>>82759416
>you can't be a dick if you use unexpected twist and casual delivery
It was an awkward joke. Many prople seem to think so, and she even apologoized for it, so she seems to think so too. That's why we're here.

Ad hominems don't make your arguments stronger faggot, especially if you have zero. You have autism.

>>82758897
It was only a "bad" joke because Jonah got his panties twisted up in his fat boipussy. It was funnt because its true. His friends are better looking than him. Jonah Hill is a fat ugly guy. He's sense of worth is inflated because hes famous. Take the joke or punch back. He just sat back and got offended like a beta.

>>82759590
>and she even apologoized for it, so she seems to think so too
She was pushed to apologize because that insecure fatty (not you, Jona) cried over it.

>especially if you have zero
Zero what? To normal people that isn't an issue. We're just here to make fun of insecure fatties like you.

>You have autism
You use this a lot out of context. Almost like you're new on this site. I wonder why

BTFO
HOW CAN FRANCE EVER RECOVER
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU LE PEN

>one year later, fatties are STILL mad their hero got humiliated by some random woman

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>Yeah? Well, eff you!

>your loss. They don't call me '24 inches' just because I eat fresh.

>>82758036
Freakin' EPIC! xD

>>82759423
>all those comments

americucks on jewicide watch LOL

Why does this trigger you faggots so much? Is it because it hits a little too close to home so you need to spend your time on an anonymous imageboards coming up with comebacks for a fat ugly jew because it reminds you too much of things that happen to yourselves?

>>82759611
>>82759691
Jonah overreacted by canceling interviews.
Autism is not being able to take social cues or have proper empathy. If you make a personal joke, and you barely know that person, and if they get offended, you apologize. And she did. Jonah shouldn't have called her "a local weather girl." It was all too personal.

>>82760012
Get this hothead outta here

>>82758966
let's be real here, we're never going to run out of nigs nor nogs.

Please somebody post the one where he pulls out a gun

well we know we will never run out of you jonah....ifugetwutimsayin

>>82759972
Because it's funny?

>>82759087
This was good

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Come on fatties, come up with something

>>82760169
>p-please no bully

>>82759972
dude the jerk store called

>>82758292
IMAGINE

>>82758036
stop body shaming, it's problematic

>>82759972
Oh yeah? Well, you're dumb.

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>>82759972
spot on

>>82759972
>>82761873

How socially inept do you have to be that you can't tell what jokes are for?

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>>82761350

>>82759972
>being this new

>>82758732
Women can basically get away with anything when it's framed as muh vagina muh choice of what dick goes in muh vagina.