one will protect you, the others will try to kill you

Anderson Cooper is such a fox.

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Easy win.

>>82754178
Bill, because he would be the only one with the gun

>>82754178
Is Colbert in interdimensional rage mode?

>Let me just put on my skinny t- now hold on there good sir! I can't take this entire black cock in my bum!

>>82754575
24/7 ever since the election results came in.

>>82754547
Stewart probably has a gun. But either way, it's still Bill.

>senile
>rat
>raging
>annoying
EZ

>>82754178
Stewart>Colbert>>>>>>>>>Maher>Oliver

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>>82754178
Colbert, his rage for Trump has given him superpowers

>>82754178
Oliver will just say, "it's 2015, c'mon" and teleport me back in time.

>>82754178
Colbert has a fucking sword

maher is the only one I actually respect. even when he is spewing complete BS, his is the only show that has any actual interesting round-table discussion with dissenting voices

will always love Stewart cause he was legit funny and made TDS watchable

the other two can fall down a well for all I care

>>82754178


Not scrolling yet. I give four posts before someone mentions jews...

>>82754983
You're literally the first person to mention Jews. And only half of them are Jews. And Jon honestly might be a "self-hating" Jew

>>82754983
It's (You).

>>82754983

Wow... zero jews. I wonder which other bug zapper of a thread has drawn /pol/ in.

>>82754878
And Captain America's shield.

>>82755073
I'm still here. What point is there in mentioning there's water in the ocean?

S T E W A R T

>>82754178
John Oliver because he could just RIP all of their throats out with his razor blade teeth.

>>82754783
PONNO PLOMPF IS FINISHED

>>82754178
I don't need to pick because none of these dudes are capable of physically harming me.

Leibovitz literally made all of them, so him

>>82755095
And my axe.

Maher but he'll probably shoot you in the back if you say you voted for Blumpf

>>82754178
Maher hands down.

I'll pick Conan

>>82756663
Manlets btfo

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHH

Colbert is ascending into godhood

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>>82754178

>one nu-male will protect you while 3 other nu-males try to kill you

I have a better chance killing all 4 of them myself

Stewart is tiny and physically incapable, Oliver is British and physically incapable, and Mahr is senile and physically incapable. Colbert's the closest to physically capable normal person in the group so... him I guess?

>>82754178
Smarmy British sissy - easiest takedown. Has low testosterone from drinking tea and eating digestives.
Colbert - not a fighter. very weak. Easiest opponent to knock out.
Maher - verbally aggressive, physically weak. Not a good ally.
Stewart - weirdly strong white guy racketball strength. Best ally.

>>82758911
What if someone mentions trunp to colbert and he goes super saiyan?

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>>82754178
I guess that solves the question of who won the last round.

Like you would need protection from any of those

>>82754575

He is suffering from TDS

John Oliver played football, prolly made him tough

>>82754178
>least obnoxious one there by far is Leibowitz
Wha-what happened?

>>82760308
That depends. American football, or the faggot version?

>>82754178
I fucking hate to admit it because I loathe him the most, but I think Bill Maher is the safest bet. At the very least he probably has the most pathetic cower.

>>82760308
In Fagland they call it footy. Use their feet to touch balls with other men.

my choice in this order

Maher
Stewart
Colbert
Oliver

>>82760399
Real football (were you kick the ball)

it makes you tougher than the sport where you run into each other's pads infinitum

>>82760513
You mean the game where you flop around on the ground when somebody breathes on you? Real tough

>>82754178
>Colbert's photo
Top kek. You lived to see the birth of Colbertposting

Definitely Maher. It's so obvious his life is just cocaine and high priced escorts. He'd at least giver you a taste.

>>82760590
I dont think you have played the sport

>>82760513
In actual football, you kick the ball too, you Yuropoor. In fact, actual footballers are usually fucking ripped, while Soccer players basically spend ninety minutes pretending to be hurt.

But the real faggots are those who care or know shit about sports. Fuck off to /sp/.

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>>82760399
>faggot version
Do you mean the one where they use shoulder pads, helmets, knee pads and they look like fat faggots

All you need to know about sports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WIbwxGPA30

>>82760513
You mean the sport little girls play?

>Only Tough 10/10 Men Can Survive
Rugby
Hockey
>Slow paced but requires effort and has strategic depth
Football
>Girly running bullshit that's so boring everyone would rather riot then sit through
Soccer aka Povertyball
>The worst sport ever made which is why Lanklets dominate it
Basketball

>>82758911
>nu-males
>born born after 1980
Pick both

>>82760735
Probably one of my favorite Sam Hyde clips. Is there really no way to have translated this into a television show. I guess not, so it had to be an even shittier ripoff of Tim and Eric.

>>82760735
Sam "GIVE ME MY SHOW BACK TIM I NEED HEALTHCARE" Hyde

No thanks.

>>82760760
>it's a grandpa browsing a site for teenagers and mid-twenty manchildren gets mad episode

>>82760789
I get what he was trying to do with WP, I'd rather have 8 seasons of KS TV.

>>82760885
>I get what he was trying to do with WP
Capture to the "WEED, LMAO, CRAZY COLORS LOL RANDOM HUMOR 'N' SHIT" audience. This was moderately successful, but not enough for Adult Swim to employee a literal Nazi, or one close to one anyway