>so here's the thing:

>>82753504
absolute patrician
kino-tier youtube material

Why does he hate white men so much, anyway? Is Kermode a Jewish name?

>The gender politics are all over the place, but that aside

>>82754019
his a trotsky feminist

>Right..

>>82753504
One of the last good reviewers left.

His Alien Covenant review is spot on

How can one man be so based?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC-8ghk9ojk

>>82754149
Meanwhile, Robbie Collin gave it 5 stars

>>82754592
Robbie Collin gives 5 stars to a lot of shit

>>82754103
in 20 years it'll all be meme retards from youtube and letterboxd sissies

>>82754019

Kermode isn't his real name.

>>82754728
We are pretty much at this point now.

>>82754149
He still defends Prometheus and the martian though

P R O B L E M A T I C

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>Right...so lets talk about Batman v Superman

>>82754915
The Martian was good get over it

>>82754915
That's why his Alien Covenant review is even more justified

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Name a movie critic more Chad than Young Kermode.

PROTIP: You can't
Fun fact: Pic related is NOT Channing Tatum.

>But it's not without its flaws...

>>82755743
his daughter is pretty qt too
would watch Kermode-approved cinema with

>IT'S NOT LEFT-WING ENOUGH
>MUH MARXIAN CRITIQUE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a pleb

>it's an Edith Bowman episode

>>82754175
Didn't he like that train wreck because of muh strong womyn characters?

How did he feel about Get Out basically making fun of his political worldview?

>>82753504
King Arthur was epic.
fuck you!