Have you ever tried stand up? How did it go? Need advice?

Don't wear shorts

>>82752821
Just talk about your internet friends on 4chan
Spout memes and talk about the plane scene.
You'll kill

>>82752821
why are jewish girls so hot? they just want to make me breed.

stand up is a terrible genre
I cringe at 99% of stand up comedy acts

I'm working on some material for my first time. I'm not going to attempt until I have a set that is tested and guaranteed not to embarrass myself.

>>82753179
>I'm not going to attempt until I have a set that is tested
How the fuck are you going to test it without going on stage to test it.
Embarrassing yourself is an essential part of the process.

>>82752821
Cool it with the nigger and fag jokes. They don't fly anymore.

>>82753102
She looks better with clothes on than off.

>>82752821
What is it with Jewesses and big tits? What is (((their))) plan?

>>82753238

I meant testing it with smaller crowds before I go to my local club's open mic night. I've learned you can't test it with friends, they'll give you pity laughs.

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something in my pants is trying stand up while I'm looking at them boobs if you know what I mean

>>82753245
If you're a shitty comedian, sure.
Theres a difference between a crafted joke and being some unfunny /b/tard edgelord that thinks "lol niggers" is a punchline.

Stand up is as unfunny as it gets. Even the supposed "greats" of stand up comedy are cringy as fuck.

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>>82752821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Sa9hXA4mo
yes it went like this, pretty successful imho

>>82752821
I currently do comedy in my town.

I've opened up for Hannibal Buress, Katt Williams, and Dave Chappelle.

>>82753332
Or you just don't have a shitty sense of humor.
Occam's razor and whatnot.

>>82753436
Yes, I don't have a shitty sense of humor, therefore I can't enjoy standup because it's cancer.

My teacher always tells me im funny, one day he asked if i had tried stand up. I said nah i'd rather sit

>>82753332
You've never seen sam hyde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyE78eyFRa8

>>82753330
that's what most racist humor is like though
the same predictable stereotypes that get guffaws not because the jokes are funny, but because it's a way for people to bond over their hatred of X group

>>82752821

Play a musical instrument and use props. You will be instantly accepted into the community.

>>82753584
were you ever able to get health insurance, Sam?

>>82753623

That's because there's a difference between a racial joke and a racist joke. There's an irony inherent to a racial joke that makes it funny.

>>82753623
Yup.

>>82753432
So you're a basketball American

POST
THE
WEBMS

>>82753470

Since when does your opinion matter, my man?

>>82753381
lol, taking stand up to a new level.

>>82754076
not sure what webms this guy refers to but post em in hopes they are hot

I do stand up comedy. I'm in a third world country so the scene is very slow, I perform like once a month when the tide is low. I've got some fucking great nights and some shitty ones. I do get laughs and people ocassionally greet me on the streets. I don't know if you can ask me for advice, but I do have some knowledge and experience. You could maybe get something out of it.

That's a bad push up, her tits aren't that big
http://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/s/sarahsilverman.html

>>82752821
Please tell me you're actually Sarah Silverman and your stepdaughter Lily Mo made you post here.

>>82755171
>That's a bad push up, her tits aren't that big


....Which, given the point of a push up, would make it a GOOD push up.

>>82754061
nice

>>82753381
Is there anything that angel can't do?

>>82754617
She got naked in a movie, people call her a fridge, etc.

>>82755171
A WALKING FRIDGE

Why is stand up so shit?

Norm MacDonalds podcast is comedy kino but his stand up fucking Sucks. I hate stand up.