Where the fuck is my episode?

It has to air first

it airs sundays, what's wrong with you people? you complained about this in yesterday's thread as well

>>82751522
I guess it's because last week, they released the webrip on sunday.

>>82751508
>>82751522
Last episode was out for like five hours already last week.

>>82751587
>>82751601
sometimes shows will release the first few episodes early, but it always returns to the original tv schedule

anyway, bookfags-what bullshit will make shadow survive Hammer Time?

>>82751467
is this gud stuff?

>>82751975
It's pretty good unless you're /pol/ in which you'll jump to conclusions about what things mean.

>>82751722
I don't really remember. Ends up helping and when he finally does it, it's a really gentle dink as they're cool at that point

so what's the power level of these gods? can odin actually do anything other than coin tricks? can he be killed by guns?

>>82751522
It's released on the streaming sites before it airs.

>>82751722
he stops god Armageddon and earns the respect of every god
chernabog is both him and his brother, Belobog. Shadow shows up to recieve his hammer time, and everyone begs him to come back tomorrow and that tomorrow would be better. chernabog shows up and asks him to come back tomorrow as well, and when shadow says he doesnt mind waiting, chernabog bonks him very little and says he sees a little blood so the debt is paid. chernabog says he should come back tomorrow and they will play checkers. And he will play white, letting him know that tomorrow Belobog will be there and not chernabog

>>82751722
In the end Czernobog is grateful so he lets Shadow off.

>>82752165
that timeline seems a bit fucked, i was under the impression that his execution had to happen immediately, not after the main climax. the show did a shit job of explaining that

>>82752221
They play checkers a second time on this night and Chernobog agrees to whack him after they go with Wednesday.

So what time does it air lads?

>>82752121
Depends on the gods but they're much more powerful than they've shown so far.

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Where muh webrip at?

>>82752221
They play again, shadow wins. He agrees that he will go with Wednesday, but after this is all said and done, he gets to kill him

>>82752121
>can he be killed by guns?
Funny you should ask that....

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>>82751467
This show is the most kino shit in a long while. I'd say The Young Pope good tier

>>82751467
I watched the first episode a few days ago. It seems kinda trashy, but I'll watch episodes two and three tonight. I was okay with seeing a man get eaten by a vagina, until the little BTS thing at the end where the nu-male showrunner talks about the scene being "an empowerment of sexuality, and a nightmare for middle-aged white men." Stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say.

>>82753440
The production quality is top notch. Take 720 rip of Walking Dead and American Gods, and quality of the last will be 10 times better.

>>82753887
>nu-male showrunner
This is why you shouldn't watch tv and just torrent everything/use a good streaming service. I haven't watched tv in like 2 years and I haven't missed shit.

>>82753887
>desperate middle aged white man gets the best pussy of his life
>it costs him his life
Sounds like a nightmare to me.

>>82753440
lol not even fucking close. this shit is true blood/heroes tier.

Seriously though, why is there no rip?

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>>82755136
So you niggers aren't paying for Starz?

I'm in France, and I have a deluxe membership, and the VPN as well.

Why don't you niggers pay for your content, and then endlessly bitch about the rip being "late?"

>>82755229
How much?
>paying for literally every different web broadcaster

>>82755630
I pay for Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, Seeso, FilmStuck, HBO, Showtime, Starz, and Cinemax.

>>82755075
heroes s1 tier?

>>82755717
This has to be bait

IM SITTING HERE WAITING

>>82755752
No. It's true. It's not that expensive. I bought annual subscriptions for Amazon and FilmStruck, so I don't even have to factor them in when I'm thinking about how much money I'll have at the end of the month.

>>82755836
Except for the month when you have to pay for the year.

I read the book but I can't understand the limits of these gods and their powers, still can't.

What does "God" even mean generally speaking? I thought it was just the japanese that had a very broad meaning for that word in their religion.

Does God mean the power to affect something without touching and giving it a new property? Does it mean longevity? It sure isn't being bulletproof but even then it seems you can come back.

I don't get it.

>>82755836
I guess, but why pay when you can literally have anything for free? I only got to the cinema for a movie if I really want to see it, other than that I just torrent everything. How was the latest episode? No spoilers pls.

>>82755935
I prepare for those. It saves a ton of money.

>>82755947
>I guess, but why pay when you can literally have anything for free?
I am not a thief, and I don't mind giving people money for things I enjoy.

I've only seen the first episode so far.

>>82756144
I guess I can respect that. I only pay for netflix because it's a lot easier for watching series. Most shows' torrents die out pretty quickly.

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White guilt, the show.

Today's episode is supposed to feature the hottest most explicit gay sex scene to ever air on cable, get hype!

>>82756808
i...it's lesbian r...right?

>>82756808
I remember the gay sex scene in Mr. Robot, and that was a little too gross for me. And that was on basic cable.

>>82753440
Legion was pretty good desu

>>82755941
God can do whatever people think he can do. That is if he's in full force with a lot of worshipers. If not he's practically a regular human being with some insight and few tricks in his sleeves.

>>82756998
Legion was fantastic. Pure cinema. Visual storytelling at its finest.

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>>82756863
JINN'D

>>82756808
>>82756941
just watched it senpai, not gross as one would expect of gay sex but also not as hot or pornographic as it was hyped. it reminds me of the lesbian scene from hannibal. i give it a B

>>82757355
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THERE A RIP YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82757355
Post webm.

>>82751722
Chernobog owes $20 to Zorya Vechernyaya, she offers to forego the debt if Shadow agrees to give her a good dicking, which he does.

>>82751722
Replay for a second swing after casting doubt on the old gods ability swing the hammer due to being out of practice.

Shit happens and shadow wins, hammertime gets rescheduled.

>>82752121
>>82755941
Gods in this series are basically created by a mix of belief, suffering/desperation and and powered by sacrifice(life/emotion).

To a certain extent they are a story that tells itself with power expanding and contracting depending on the Belief of the audience.

They seem to be limited by certain aspects of the world and tied to the human population.

They did not come to America, but were brought by the suffering and desperation of their followers.

There is an Odin of Iceland/Europe and a separate but similar Odin of the Americas presumably tied into a separate infrastructure of belief.

What they can do is subtle and at times quite powerful.

Mad sweeny's coin trick for instance, the gold if from the Sun's horde and The Coin seems linked to that power.

The divine powers seem quite flexible and open to interpretation as to how the power is expressed.

The Gold Coin, is a very powerful charm and icon of the Suns power and faith but it is not well known.

So things can have power even if only an aspect of it is believed in.

But for the most part, the Old Gods work smart not hard.

>American.Gods.S01E03.720p.HDTV.x264-FLEET

>>82759315
I'm interested in New Gods, the Technical Boy specifically. What the hell "crawled" in him after he killed you-know-who? Why did he behave so weirdly in the Center?

>>82759514
It's real, bois.

>>82759514
>720p
I'll wait 10 minutes longer for the 1080p rip

>>82759514
>>82759762
sauce?

>>82759929
A reputable torrent site of your choice

>>82759986
I use only piratebay :/ it is not here

>>82759986
>>82760026
ok found it rargb, still 720p though. will wait for 1080 one

>>82760026
Then look somewhere or wait a couple more minutes because the SD rip is actually available on piratebay

http://gorillavid.in/xmvu8j7joyio

>>82759514
>FLEET
worst release group

>Thoth
>black
WE

>>82760101
>that quality
I'd rather shoot myself

https://zooqle.com/american-gods-s01e03-hdtv-x264-fleet-eztv-w3js8.html#mediainfo

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>that opening

>>82751467

god i wish this was a Netflix show, waiting 1 week for every episode is torture

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Is there a more Based God?

>Egyptian god black
>interracial mixing for slavs

And only 15 minutes in! Fuck you America.

>half an hour since upload
>still no 1080p
HURRY
THE
FUCK
UP
IT'S 11:23PM ALREADY YOU FUCKS

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>>82760298
seriously, and I doubt that the current rip is 720p

>>82760279

norse mythology best mythology

>>82760279
based wednesday is best, media and czernobog are great too

>>82759517
Honestly, that shits a bit weird.

The dude is basically a personification of the internet and giving how wildly shifting and expanding that shit is, the affects on the god would no doubt be pretty crazy.

Then again, there is Wodan being a sneaky bitch and having put things in place. Who the fuck knows what he did with his well founded rep as a trickster and worker of magic along side the depths of his wisdom, he has a fairly hefty bag of tricks.

The Old Gods notice something weird but dismiss it as a foolish youth getting into shit he shouldn't.

One thing of note is Techno boy bitches about the food, which if I recall correctly is brought by a chauffeur that I recall being Loki.

So if renowned trickster and bro of Odin got up to shit or the Boy did something fucking stupid who knows?

>>82760283
why is this show so sjw???
they destroyed my fav book

>>82760656
i'm reading the book now, and in comparison, fuller & green made the story a lot more interesting desu

>>82760656
If you want to get picky about it, most of the old gods were made/splintered off in the last few centuries.

So if the twats that called up the god had bad Intel then they could easily fuck that shit up.

Other side of the coin.

Lot of shit happened in the Bronze age, this resulted in a lot of traffic as Tin was a bitch to get outside of a few places like England.

This had the natural consequence of folks getting around like you would not believe, all in the name of getting rich off those sweet tin trading deals.

Bout 2400 years ago this crazy fuck
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pytheas

Is suspected of having wandered all the way to Greenland.

Even back then dudes could get around to a pretty fucking crazy extent.

>>82760656
>>82760283
Add to it gay Arab Sex.

>>82760988
In the book.

>>82760988
that was already in the book friendo

>>82760988
HARAM

1080p TORRENT HURRY THE FUCK UP

>offer someone a lift and some help
>get speared

J U S T

>>82760988
that was in the book (if I remember it correctly). but where is that spitting scene in the first episode?
I was so shocked while I was reading the book like "who would spit on a corpse?"
And why that "black lives matter god" in the second episode? "They'll shoot you in 300 years"? I'm so confused.

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>you believe in nothing so you have nothing

WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING LEBOWSKI

>>82761215
The spitting scene was replaced with the "I'm gonna give you a blowjob on her grave" scene.

>>82761283
UGH, that was so horrible. since she will appear later in book, and her hate is the most important part. not her lust or some bullshit, but absolute hate towards Shadow

>>82761215
I got to say that bit seemed a bit too meta.

He's a trickster god of Stories of Folklore.

Thats coll but why the fuck does he know the future?

The current(during the slave trade) state of things was nasty enough as it was, with it being cheaper at the time to work the slave to death and buy fresh ones rather than take care of the current stock in many places.

Thats a damn good reason to go with but the went stupidly meta on this one.

>>82761569
agree, if he knew the future then he'd stop everything that's gonna happen later

>>82761569
>with it being cheaper at the time to work the slave to death and buy fresh ones rather than take care of the current stock
Yea, in the middle east Muslim slave trade. Americans had to kept their alives due to the cost of moving them across the Ocean. Arabs just killed them when they got useless and got new ones from nearby portcity.

Alright I've had enough. Does the 720p rip look passable?

>>82761958
passable yes, don't think it's 720 though

>>82761958
its grand lad

>>82761958
it's good for me ('cause I have shitty notebook that doesn't play larger files)

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>>82762040
>>82762044
>>82762083
Well fug I guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow anyway. At least I'll have a 1080p rip.

>>82761894
I am thinking a bit more of the Caribbean
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_the_British_and_French_Caribbean

Shit was pretty brutal

Why is the Egyptian god black? Why are blacks appropriating Egyptian culture?

>>82762915
I'll quote from other board I saw:
"American Gods. American being the key. They are twisted, monstrous versions of gods."
there's a part in the book where they talked about gods on other continents and how they are more powerful and look alike original versions.
so a black person being egyptian god is not that weird, since americans imagine things differently I guess

>>82763446
Wait. Hol' up.
So wat u be sayin'
Is that Egyptian gods in America are black preciously because African Americans are appropriating Egyptian gods?

Red-pilled as fuck.

>>82763563
maybe, only he was praying to him so that means that he took a shape and skin of his believer. if it was a full boat of white people probably that god would be white too

>>82762915
The Egyptains were basically a lighter black or darker brown.

Egypt is in fucking Africa after all.

>>82763783
I mean the beginning of epsiode 3. That was a black guy playing an explicitly Egyptian god.

>>82763810
Fuck of Kang, Egyptians are not black. I don't give a fuck West Africa and Egypt share a continent. Irishmen are not Caesars just because they are on the same continent and Indians aren't Samurai either, you historically illiterate fuck.

And no, they were not East African either, who are as far genetically apart from West Africans as they are from Europeans.

>>82763910
Who the fuck counts as black then? Just the Nigerians?

>>82763995
When people say "black" they usually mean Sub-Saharan people and their descendants.

>>82763910
yeah, but it could've been even scandinavian god 'cause in that moment on that boat that god was created. the original god as he is (in this case - egyptian) looks like they imagined him before (not black, darker skin, looking like a god from paintings in piramids) and he stayed in africa.
this new god took a shape that was given to him by this one believer (which happened to be black person) and went to America
the whole point is there are "american gods" which are different versions from "original gods" that are still very alive and same in their original countries - india, norway, england...
there are more versions of the same god

>>82762915
He's black because Anubis is depicted with a black head.

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>>82757455

>>82756808
I see what you did there Carlos

Show is broadcast in 720p, not 1080p.

All 1080 rips are upscaled.

>>82763910
Egypt was a grand Metropolis though. You had nigger blacks, and lighter blacks and mulatto arabs and all in between.

>>82764993
They had east african salves at best, and no arabs since they were still goatfucking on their peninsula.

>>82754766
He gets to live inside Bilquis, you saw him blissfully float through vulva galaxy in Episode 2.

>>82764333
That's a bit gay desu

So can someone explain to me what happened with the gay genie? He came in his ass and then the guy became a taxi driver? Is that how all taxi drivers get their job? Where is the genie?

>>82765443
>Is that how all taxi drivers get their job?
yes

>>82761215
Instead of spitting in his wife's face, she told Shadow she pissed on the grave of her husband. Also, Cemetery Blowjob.

>>82765275
Yeah, no, I've been reading about Ancient Egyptian young one long before the internet was a thing, and you know what, in those images, in especially images of the Nubians, blacks ruled egypt for 400 years. And sporadically throughout you had black rulers. Color was not at all that big of a deal.

>>82765443
this was back when they could 'sell' their taxi licenses easier

>>82764333
It's a Jinn, and Jinn are disgusting animals. They're demons who incited the land of Lot. They're sub animals.

>>82765443
They swap identities in the book, don't exactly remember why. IIRC the Arab was struggling to find work after having only recently arrived in America and the Jinn rewarded him for the night of passion with his identity complete with job and green card.

>>82765892
>illegals fuck you then you get your papers

Is this the god of the democratic party?

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>the show literally explain how there are tons of versions of every god
>Odin literally talks about how there is a Black Jesus, a White Jesus, a Mexican Jesus, an African Jesus, etc
>/pol/fags shitpost about an Egyptian god in the USA being Black, where probably Blacks were the ones who manifested him in the country

Are you people just shitposting or don't watch the fucking show?

Btw, this may come as a surprise for you, but when people think of USA, most think about Blacks, literally a staple of the country.

>>82765959
>expecting amerilards to understand even middle concept level shit
'no'

>>82765959
>but when people think of USA, most think about Blacks
>most think about 15% of the population

most are the world is stupid as fuck

>>82766006
especially murica

>>82766006
>actors
>sportsmen
>musicians
>jazz, rap, hip hop, basketball, etc
>the only Black president in the whole of America (excluding the Caribbean where Blacks are a majority)

I don't care if they are only 15%, senpai, but they are over represented in your country's media and they are basically the only Black population which gets exposure all over the world. You unironically can't separate USA's image in the world and Black people.

>>82752121
In the book Odin itself says that they can be killed by a normal person. Yet if people still believe in them, they get replaced by an identical looking person the day after.

>>82763810
>Indians are japanese
>they are in ASIA afterall

>>82765687
Semetic prejudice, much? You don't know shit, slave.

>>82766384
Abomination!

I thought the book was cringe fuel and honestly I enjoy the show more.

>>82766141
Affirmative action is hell of a drug.

Theres a gay sex scene between two muslims, one of them is the guy with the flaming eyes from the diner and his dick is massive.

>>82766933
I doubt my boy Louis Armstrong and Chuck Berry got that, but whatever you say, senpai.

>>82768028
Indeed, thank god for white culture they grew up in. I don't even mind them appropriating it.

Just watched the second episode. I'm starting to think the old guy is maybe not your average old guy.

>>82762915
The book covers it. Different perceptions shape how the gods appear. I forget if it's Jaquel or Ibis who says it, but they basically say "we weren't considered black when we first arrived, but some time ago people decided we were black, so now we're black".

>>82768317
>show called American gods
>literally says wednesday is his day

it's easy to just look it up.

bait, i know, but there are dumb people on the internet who'd say shit like that...

>>82751467
Is this a good show. I can't stand Ian McShane. I watched all of Deadwood and still can't stand him.
Watching him on Lovejoy here in the UK years ago, despised him. So, will this get in the way of my enjoyment?

>>82769084
Well, if you hate Ian McShane, yes. Your enjoyment will be hampered because Ian McShane is in it and you hate him.

>>82769084
Ian McShan is the only good thing in that Bryan Fullofshit show written by Fail GaiN-man

>>82769244
Ian is a gem, yeah?

>>82769084
Sucks to be you then, so as you were, nothing to see here.

>>82769084
What is it like to have absolutely horrible taste?

WHO IS THIS RUSSIAN GIRL
HOLY SHIT

>>82769345
Ian is a fucking treasure.

>>82769766
That he is, friend, that he is.

>>82769472
He's a smarmy fucker.

>>82769766
He's really not, not an English treasure or some such bullshit, he's an average ham actor.
You keep seeing his mush and hearing his voice and think that naturally means he's great.
It doesn't.

>>82769244
Thank you for your helpful assessment. Greatly appreciated.

>>82769345
I'm fine without having to like greasy Ian McShane. KEK

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>>82770083
>Thank you for your helpful assessment
>guys I hate ian mcshane in everything he's in, will I like this show ian mcshane is in
gee

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>>82769084
>Hating Ian McShane.

>>82770378
I didn't know the amount of screen time or if he's a pivotal character. I've watched movies and overlooked annoying actors so the same principle may of been applied to this if the quality was there to be worth it.

>>82771208
I find it odd that anyone likes him. He's slimy af.

>>82771347
Not attacking; but what do you mean by slimy?
His hair is always slicked back, yes, but in interviews he always puts his point across without confusion, and seems like a decent person.
I personally find that his delivery of dialogue, presence or gravitas elevates whatever film/show that he's in.

>>82761569
>gods
>following our perception
Lol why would they?

>>82765443
it's a be careful what you wish for parable

he didn't want to be a salesman so he got anally penetrated and now is a NY cabbie, but hey he isn't a salesman anymore

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>>82769084
>hating Ian Macshane

what's it like having objectively shit taste

>>82769499
Asking the important questions.

>>82755739
yeh. I'm not saying it's bad mind you. it's just not in the same vein as something like the young pope.

when are the men in black showing up, they actually progress the plot and are entertaining

>>82770083
Trolling hard af

>>82769323
>trying this hard
Just embarassing

>>82760512
Well he's Wodanaz not Odin so technically he's Anglo not Norse....

>>82760283
>>82760656
>He didnt remember that the book was written by Neil (((((((((((Gaiman))))))))))))
I knew it would come to this. When he starts babbling about "real egyptians" in an interview I knew that ashkenazi is up to something

>>82765959
>blacks were the one manifestating him the country
>leaving the hotepniggers with the interpretation
The book insinuate that the egyptians gods thats central to the story come straight from egypt, via a trader seeking off new riches hundreds of years ago.

They had brown skin, and was able to be identified as both a tan white man and also a lightskinned black man during its long exstence, depending on the time and the people viewing them.

>>82771810

Because they have to, by their nature. The gods don't exist if we don't believe in them, and they look the way we believe they should look. That's why Wednesday says his greatest fear is being forgotten. He would ceSe to exist.

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>>82765633
Wrong.

Black africans were pharoahaboos and brought back the old ways for the 120ish years they ruled egypt. The rest were middle eastern and greek motherfuckers.
Also pic related.

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>>82765633
Also they loved killing nogs

>>82773161
>>82773220
everyone knows these were the first recordings of fake news

>>82773220
They didn't like killing nogs, you child, Ethiopia constantly invaded Egypt. Learn history before speaking, yes?

>>82773161
Four hundred years Blacks Ruled Egypt. And then the Nubians returned home and imitated them until the Nogs from further south came in and brought it all down.

>dat BJC

>>82751467

isn't there suppose to be a graphics gay sex scene? faggot OP