My name is Drake. Nathan Drake.

Oh, crap!

>>82751189
Never played a single one of those games. Looks pretty gay to me. Someone try to sell me on Uncharted even though I won't buy them.

>>82751338
Uncharted 2 is the only one with gameplay, the other ones 90% of the time you just mash x to climb walls

>>82751338
It's like Tomb Raider but with a dude.

>>82751189
"Sure George, funny and all but hand me back my Halloween Indy outfit please."

>>82751338
Never played it either. Unfortunately, my government name is Nathan Drake so now, as a 35 year old man, I'm the butt of memes. I stopped using Facebook because I'm just tired of it all. I really wish this video game series had never been made. I like video games but this has soured me on them.

My name is Just. Just Cause 2.

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>I'm sweating like a hooker in a church

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>thinking any other Hollywood actor than this absolute madman is going to do stunts like hanging on some net out the back of a plane or hanging on a train off the side of a mountain

>>82751338
theme song's dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeUYzDgs498

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Cast her.

>>82751338
No, none of the characters are gay in them :(

The 2nd and 4th ones are the best

>>82751482
How often do you use the word crap?

>>82751482
I know a guy named Matt Murdock

He was annoyed by the movie but with the show, kek, he hates his name

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>>82751837

>>82751338
8/10 story
5/10 gameplay
Play the last three games, skip the first

Nathan - Ryan Reynolds
Elena - Jennifer Lawrence
Sullivan - Bruce Willis
Director - James Cameron

Tell me you wouldn't watch it

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>>82752558
>starting a four part story from the second part

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>>82752797
holy shit that sounds awful

>>82751338
The character relationships and banter between them is excellent. Has some great set pieces, especially in 2. Gameplay isn't particularly great, it's not bad either. 2 is the only one I'd fully recommend.

Pre-4 Drake looks literally like Gerard Butler

>>82751338
I just like shooting stuff and the cast is likeable. Only the first two were OK tho. The third one was dogshit and the fourth was more of the same.

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>>82751837
Ol' toethumbs ovbiously

>>82752797
Nathan - Jake Johnson
Elena - Poots
Sully - Ray Liotta?
Director - Brad Bird

>>82752405

YES

>>82751338
Indiana Jones.

>>82752797
>jennifer lawrence anything

Swallow a pack of razors.

>>82754339
I can actually totally see this.

>>82751338
dont. they're just movie games

>>82752797
>Ryan Reynolds
maybe
>JL
NO
>Bruce Willis
maybe if he still gave a shit

>>82752558
>skip the first
Spotted the pleb.

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