Why is triggering Star Wars fans the easiest thing in the world?

>>82750238
They are little babbies

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>>82750238

>case and point

>like you didn't jizz your pants when you saw Vader destroy all those rebels in Rogue One

no I didn't because I know the difference between effective character building and pointless fan service

>>82750238
> Personally for me, you are incorrect

>>82750238
>Bullying George
give the guy a break he already had to sell it to Disney and people still give him shit for the prequels.

>>82750238

they haven't read anything else before expect maybe Harry potter.

>>82750238
I'm trying to figure out why I get so triggered by this. I think it's the unconditional brand loyalty.

Star Wars isn't inherently "energetic" or "amazing", it's just an idea. Surely if they cared about it so much they'd have standards they'd want each movie to meet.

I don't know, I'll never fully understand the fandom meme.

>>82750657
Deep down they know the movies suck, but they have invested so much of their time and money into it they just cant admit it

>>82750365
OP loves star wars thats gay

>>82750727
But they didn't make it, it's something they're being sold by someone else. You're not investing in the series, you have a choice to pay for each individual movie.

What even made them like it in the first place? Peer pressure? It feels like they just dare not say something about this product they know they're supposed to like.

>>82750238
Children are emotional

>>82750727
I think the first ones were pretty significant for their time but everything since then has been average or mediocre and has been sold on brand name more than actual quality

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>>82750238
>case and point

>>82750238
Charge your phone you shit

Also shit on TFA, I wanna see him defend that garbage

>>82751046
This

>Star Wars '''''''''''''fan'''''''''''''
>enjoyed Rogue One
He's not an actual Star Wars fan, just a virtue signaling nu-male

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>>82751300
lol what a dumbfuck

>>82751300
Bring up Finn's character and his flip flopping between not being able to kill people then being able to kill people he grew up with in the next scene. Tell him that then ask him to say that the characters are good. Don't forget to mention the Mary Sue either.

>>82750238
Triggering ANYONE who identifies as being part of a "fan community" (as I have no doubt your friend does) is this easy.
Its not unique to Star Wars.

Tell him that Star wars is just Hidden Fortress in space

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>>82751300
>Good use of fan service
>It's Star Wars
>Good pacing
>Masterful battles

>>82751448
/tv/ is gay

>>82751300

>on top of all that, it's star wars

there's no point in arguing with them, star wars fans are the least discerning people in the world

>>82750365
>>82751300
>attempting to claim he's not triggered while still getting emotional about your claims
The fuck? Is he just incapable of just not responding?

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>>82750238
>case and point

>>82751491
The only people I know who are "fans of /tv/" are the tsundere redditors who spam the board with cuck porn.

>>82750365
OP BTFO

>>82751300
Tell him that Empire is the only one of the OT that holds up today without George Lucas' edits, which were necessary to keep the films fresh and in line with the prequels.

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>>82751507
>>82750365

>>82751507
I suspect actual autism. Its harder to tell via text, but the way he goes on and on is a tell.

Jesus Christ
I hate so much Star Wars fan, often they're like fucking babies

>M-MUH BEST SCI-FI SAGA EVER

So op and the person he is arguing with are both 15? That is all I learned from this thread. Fuck I rember the 9th geade too, but even we were not little bitches who screen capped the argument to share online.

>guys check this out I totally owned this kid check out my screenshots
>guys. Guys? I pwned him righr?
>Guys?

>>82750238
>>82750365
scripted

>>82750279
>>82751023
>>82751513

>>82751702
It's okay George.

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>>82751709

OP is probably responsible for half the replies in his own shit thread.

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>>82751709
Not scripted. Promise you that

>>82751748
>cringe
>literally
>tho
>ROTS worse than TFA

Is your friend a redditor?

>>82750238
But it is gay

>Luke is gay
>Finn is bi
>Poe is gay
>Chirrut and Baze were gay

Star Wars is very gay :)

>>82751748
Tell this faggot to watch a real sci-fi movie or to read a book of the same genre instead of wasting time with these children movies

>>82751702
I'm 20. He's my 16 year old brother who jerks off to stars wars stuff

>>82751748
>heh, Episode III, cringe incarnate my friend, I can tell you that much ;)
This is your friend?

Anyways, fucking embarassing that he has the gall to hate on Anakin's acting and not Rey's, that he shits on the dialog when TFA can't even explain what a Republic, a FO or a Resistance is...

Fuck him.

>>82751300
holy shit, I liked the movie but damn he is wrong on all counts.

>>82751828
>my brother
>back-and-forth of 60 messages of formal arguing like you'd dp with your boss, and not insults yet
I get that he's retarded, but how stunted is your relationship with him?

>>82751828
Wow man you sure owned your little brother
Beck yourself faggot

>>82751992
Pretty stunted desu. He and I both hate one another and have a bad history but the only thing we bond over are movies and vidya

>>82750238
I once said Dark Vader relentlessly until some dude wanted to punch me over it

>>82752142
>He and I both hate one another
Aw come on, brothers are the best thing there is and I've got three so I would know. Git gud with him. And also don't be too hard to him because if he ever gets good with the ladies, he'll make regret the fuck out of it.

>tfw brothers are younger than me
>tfw they mentally kick my shit in by reminding that they've all more girlfriends than me
All in good fun though.

>>82751507

wow, it's just as if he is exactly the same as 90% posters in here

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>>82750238

>it's the 'in order to fit in, Anon tries to piss off his real-life acquaintance, who by all evidence, is just a regular guy that enjoy Star Wars' episode

>>82752228
Lawdy lawd, you've given a young boy something to do the next time he goes to wait in line for his ticket to the next movie. I hope some sperg gets so riled up he has to go to a different theater.

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Why do girls pretend to like star wars?

>>82751748
>Revenge of the Sith
>good for anything other than memes
Fuck off

>>82752594
I've got a secret I want to finally tell a stranger: I'm nearing 28 and I've never sat through an entire Star Wars movie. I walked away through each of ep 1-3 at the halfway marks, I've only seen a quarter of each of 4-6, and I fell asleep during TFA. Didn't bother with the new Rebel one.

You know what the kicker is? I know everything quotable about them. So does everyone else. I like the quotable stuff, but the movies are fucking terrible to sit through. I imagine it's the same for most chicks.

>>82752594
Why do girls do anything? To get attention.

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>>82750238

>Star Wars is gay

He's not wrong

>>82752745

Incorrect. Girls are humans and they do stuff to be happy, to be loved, to make friends... it's not only about attention.

>>82752742
You should get checked for ADD.

>>82752822
>to be happy

From getting attention

>to be loved

Attention

>to make friends

Who are going to pay attention to them.

>>82752824
I sit through most old films people find boring just fine. I do find most action a chore to sit through though. I think it just isn't for me.

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>>82752848
Disney did this

>>82750365
'Don't gotta'

>>82752860

Your misogyny doesn't let you see clearly. Most girls would give up all attention in the world just to be held close by someone they love and care about. You focus on a couple sluts and they are vast minority of women.

>>82753033
>most girls would give up all attentiom in the world just to be held close by someone they love and care about
This isn't your japanese cartoons desu senpai

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>>82753033
Your naivety is strong. No woman has any interest in your Stars Wars; it's all superficial and only because it's popular. Women just like to pretend to have an interest in popular things. Talking about Luke Skywalkers and Darth Vaders does not make their pussy wet. A woman just wants attention and for others to think they're unique when they're not.

Maybe one day when you wisen up you'll get to see a vagina.

>>82752594

Star Wars is terrible all around. It's not like women becoming fans instantly ruined the quality of the franchise.

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>>82753486
Disney wants their sheckles

>The first figure in this line to be named was the result of a fan vote, and brings diversity to the line in many ways: Doctor Aphra, a character introduced in the new continuity of Marvel comics, is an Indiana Jones-like archaeologist, who also happens to be a woman of color suffering from mental illness.

>Speaking of which, you can probably expect plenty of Rey from now on, including in a new line of dolls aimed at kids and collectors who prefer the kinds of toys more traditionally marketed to girls. And you can probably expect any toys based on Carrie Fisher’s final appearance as General Leia to be popular, as fans mourn the passing of one of the franchise’s major actresses.

>>82753468

Not the guy you quoted, but have you considered how shallow the SW IP is? The movies, tv shows, and books are mindless escapism and shouldn't be taken seriously. While the first few movies are influential and iconic, SW as a whole is just a money making machine. Why get offended when women take an interest and attenion whore, when plenty of men act like these stories are the second coming of Jesus?

>>82753468
>Talking about Luke Skywalkers and Darth Vaders does not make their pussy wet

...why are you bringing sex to this conversation? it had nothing to do with sex

How about - a woman likes Star Wars because she actually likes Star Wars? Same as you or anybody else? Why is this so hard to accept? You make women out to be some crazy, manipulative, cold-blooded sociopaths, not normal human beings with normal human needs.

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>>82751300
>fan service
>On top of all that, it's star wars
has there ever been a star wars fan with a triple digit IQ?

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I wouldn't mind star wars so much if it wasn't endlessly shoved down our throats by marketing and fanboys.

I'm just so fucking tired of star wars. I wasn't born when the original trilogy aired, so for me there are 8 movies, ~7 tv shows and god knows how many video games about it, along with fanboys tormenting me with how much of a fan they are, all in the span of 24 years.

And there's another movie coming. Kill me.

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>>82753719

>...why are you bringing sex to this conversation? it had nothing to do with sex

Your defensiveness betrays you anon. Of course this was about their holes.

>How about - a woman likes Star Wars because she actually likes Star Wars?

Search your feelings anon, you know this not to be true.

>You make women out to be some crazy, manipulative, cold-blooded sociopaths, not normal human beings with normal human needs.

Women don't care about things the way a man does. Your penis clouds your judgement. Once you realize this truth you will see your first vagina, until then you will always be a padawan learner.

>>82751748
never watched the force awakens due to not being a child but ROTS is a real stack of shit

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>people who don't have the attention span to write out all their thoughts in a single message so they spam you a sentence at a time making your phone go off repeatedly and you don't know when to reply since you can never be sure if they're finished their rant

>>82754457
>Your penis clouds your judgement.

Fucking again. This isn't about sex, this is about your notion a woman cannot enjoy a dumb, sci-fi movie without using it as a tool to get attention. What do you think women do in their free time? Plot and come up with strategies on how to get attention 24/7? Do you truly think they cannot enjoy a stupid movie or tv series or play a game?

>Once you realize this truth you will see your first vagina

I haven't been a virgin since high school Anon, dunno what mental image of me you have, but it is as wrong as your image of women.

>>82753468
A grl friend of mine learned the language of Mandalore

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>>82754733

>Plot and come up with strategies on how to get attention 24/7?

This would imply that women think about things instead of relying on emotion and impulse.

>Do you truly think they cannot enjoy a stupid movie or tv series or play a game?

Not in the same way that you do with your secret shame.

>I haven't been a virgin since high school Anon, dunno what mental image of me you have, but it is as wrong as your image of women.

Your hand doesn't count anon.

>>82754733
>>82754457
Have either of you considered that maybe some women genuinely like Star Wars and another portion of them like it for male attention?

You don't necessarily need to pigeonhole all of them into a single category

>>82755086
stop being logical about things!

>>82750238
>Why is triggering Star Wars fans the easiest thing in the world?
Because deep down they know how mediocre it is compared to all of the space opera that has come in the wake of it.

>>82755086

Well, yes, I did acnowledge there are SOME women who are only attention seeking sluts, while vast majority of them are good people with genuine interest in matters, no different from males in terms of enjoying things. But Mr. Red Pill here seems to know better.

>>82755079

>This would imply that women think about things instead of relying on emotion and impulse.

Cute. Tell me, please, what do women do most of their free time?

>Your hand doesn't count anon.

The gist of your problem, right here. You assume you know everything about everyone, when in reality, you know very little about narrow group of people. And even when confronted with reality, you are too conceited to accept it and just blindly follow whatever narrative you have yourself created.

>>82755086

Men or women who are obsessed with Star Wars are equally pathetic. Leave it at that.

>>82752822
>The best friend

>>82750238
haha

AT ST AT ST

>>82750238
low iq

>>82750310
This. It's pandering that was almost as cringe worthy as the CGI Leia.

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>>82755340
>Well, yes, I did acnowledge there are SOME women who are only attention seeking sluts,

Such language, your female friend will never have pitty sex with you now.

>Cute. Tell me, please, what do women do most of their free time?

Not have sex with you.

>The gist of your problem, right here. You assume you know everything about everyone, when in reality, you know very little about narrow group of people. And even when confronted with reality, you are too conceited to accept it and just blindly follow whatever narrative you have yourself created.

Hit a lil too close to home there didn't I?

>>82756461

So, your ENTIRE post is:

>you are not having sex
>you are not having sex!
>you are not having sex!!!!

Wow, what eloquence.

It was nice to see you gradually drop your 'Red Pilled Wiseman' act and, in the end, resort to groundless assumptions and basically, a name calling, though.

>>82751300
>villain with awesome backstory and motivation
>literally learn nothing about that backstory or motivation

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>>82756832

>Wow, what eloquence.

You're not denying it when pressed.

>It was nice to see you gradually drop your 'Red Pilled Wiseman' act and, in the end, resort to groundless assumptions and basically, a name calling, though.

>groundless assumptions
>groundless assumptions
>groundless assumptions

Me thinks the man-baby doth protest too much.

Why do people pretend star wars is good?

Its easy to trigger the fanboys because they know deep down the movies are pretty boring.

>>82757249
>You're not denying it when pressed.

But, if I were to deny it, you would say 'Your defensiveness betrays you anon.' or something like that. You change your approach to this matter freely, in order to have it derive the result you want, it doesn't matter what I say or don't say, you won't be convinced because for literally NO reason other than the fact I don't have pathological hatred of women like you do, you have decided I am a virgin.

>Me thinks the man-baby doth protest too much.

The only man-baby here is some sex-obsessed coward that decided to hate 50% of world's population, most likely because 1 representative of that 50% was 'cruel' to him :( so sad. Also, nice cartoons you keep posting, posting images of a teenage girl get brutally beaten must make you feel like such a strong man

>>82755593
people who post on 4chan are pathetic too

>>82750238
>Star Wars fans
mate, there arent that many true hardcore fans. most just pretend loving it to such an extend because they think it will make them appear cool/nerdy on their facebook profile

>>82754906
>A grl friend of mine learned the language of Mandalore
have you tested her knowledge? or did she/others just tell you she did?

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>>82757728

>But, if I were to deny it, you would say 'Your defensiveness betrays you anon

No, your lengthy paragraphs do. See rant below:

>You change your approach to this matter freely, in order to have it derive the result you want, it doesn't matter what I say or don't say, you won't be convinced because for literally NO reason other than the fact I don't have pathological hatred of women like you do, you have decided I am a virgin.

Are you a virgin with rage perhaps?

>The only man-baby here is some sex-obsessed coward that decided to hate 50% of world's population, most likely because 1 representative of that 50% was 'cruel' to him :( so sad.

Sex is clearly a touchy subject for you anon, sad!

>Also, nice cartoons you keep posting, posting images of a teenage girl get brutally beaten must make you feel like such a strong man

You might say "I'm a big guy".

>>82754906
What's her midochlorian count like?