>character pours self coffee straight out of the pot >drinks

>>82743333
Nice digitz.
>I like my coffee like my women

>>82743333
>drinking coffe with sugar or/and milk
what are you? a nigger?

>>82743333
name three home shoot interracial BBC vs white wife / girfriend DVDs (or VHS) or four cheating snapchat gangbang BBC stories where this happens or fuck off

>>82743333
who the fuck puts sugar in their coffee
milk i can understand because it cools it down
but sugar is just nasty

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>>82743333
>I like my coffee like I like my X

>drinking coffee

>>82743400
? coffee is naturally bitter

>character doesn't pour coffee into a mason jar, forgets about it then chugs 2 cups of cold black coffee for lunch

egg cinema

>>82743470
thats the point? why would you make it sweet thats retarded just drink hot chocolate?

>>82743333
>milk
>sugar

ok faggot

>>82743597
>she puts her breast milk into mine
>I cum into hers
Is this patrician?

>>82743411
Still haven't seen this applied to something the character doesn't like, to mean he doesn't drink coffee. It's always said when a character accepts coffee. Nobody ever rejects coffee in movies.

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>character puts cream into the coffee

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is this coffee kino?

>>82743779

Maybe because they're adults. Watch some children's movies.

The show/movie is subtly implying the character is a psychopath

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/psychopathic-people-are-more-likely-to-prefer-bitter-foods-according-to-new-study-a6688971.html

>>82744168
>men like bitter things more than women
>anything male is to be declared evil
>guess we have to start looking for ways to declare liking bitter things evil
>found a weak correlation here, release the fake news

>character takes a shower
>showers with his face in the direction where the water comes out
no one showers like that

>>82743361
in a plastic cup

>>82744444
Nice dubs

>>82743333
>>82743411
>>82743802
dumb frogposter

>>82743400
I've asked a few people about this and have found that a lot of people only drink coffee because they feel they have to as adults. They don't actually like the taste of it and so that's why you see all these 20 somethings drinking coffee at Starbucks with more sugar than coffee in the damn things.

>>82744488
right back at ya

>>82743333
Waste of quads.

>Drinking coffee with lactated jew.

Gross.

>>82743361

Ground up and kept in the freezer?

>>82744524
That's not adults, that's uni students that need the sugar rush like the children they still are.

Most adult drink coffee to wake themsleves up before going to work. The it becomes a habit/addiction (you can get sleepy if you're used to coffee and miss you dose) and they drink it during the day too.

>>82744704
>That's not adults, that's uni students that need the sugar rush like the children they still are.
True, but my point is that it makes them FEEL adult. I should have worded that better I suppose.

>>82743361
Bitter?

>>82744606
>Drinking the caffeinated jew to begin with

I used to drink a lot of coffee, black with a minimal amount of sugar to cut the bitterness, but after trying tea (a good brand, not the generic tasteless bags) I much prefer it. No more sugar, just tea. I find it's even more of a stimulant than coffee is. 2 cups and my heart is beating like a drum, while I could drink 4 cups of coffee one after the other and be unfazed.

>>82744829
Tea is the thinking man's beverage

>>82743361
not too dark and a little bit sweet

>>82743361
>I don't like coffee

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>>82743333
>>82743400
>>82743411
>>82744444
>>82744488

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>>82743400
>>82743367
>>82743361
>>82743411
>>82743597
>>82743706
>>82743802
>>82744518

>>82744871
*slight sensible chuckle*

>>82744959
Thanks this is my fetish desu

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>>82743333
>Character offered shot of whiskey/vodka/scotch/anything stronger than 1%
>Winces after they down it or spit it out|
>Older guy sitting with them chuckles and pats their back

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>>82745036
>character hands them homemade alcohol of some kind
>they immediately spit it out

>>82745036
>me and my friends go to a bar
>one of my friend tries to do the cool guy routine and drink a shot without wincing
>he's so reatrded he accidentally splash his left eye with the shot instead of pouring it in his mouth
>they have to call the ambulance for him and everything

>>82743400
>>82743583
because it tastes nice and isn't as sugary as hot chocolate

>>82745098
>friends
>bar
>retarded normie shit

Fuck off, no one cares

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>American college movie party scene
>Camera pans over guys playing beer pong
>'This is how we do it' starts playing

>>82743333
>character pours coffee into cup
>very clearly did not fill the cup
Uhhhh

>>82745074
>It's in a mason jar

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>>82743361
Hot black and strong.

>character says something
>doesn't lay awake in bed thinking about how stupid he is for saying something so retarded

>>82744465

I do when I'm rinsing the front of my body lol

>>82743367
Only women and fags put cream in their coffee

>>82744465
>>82745269
I spin around and dance so that all the suds get under my cock and bolls

>>82744465
>character takes a shower
>doesn't pretend he's fucking his big booty MILF teacher Mrs. Smith from 10 years ago
>doesn't get out and blow his load into the toilet because he can't cum with the water running for some reason

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>>82744465
>character doesnt pull buttcheeks apart and fart with the water running down his crack

>womanizing protagonist picks up women regularly at classy bar
>he sees mysterious woman sitting by herself so he aporoaches
>for whatever reason she has no interest in meeting new people
>he tries his best stuff but she politely, yet firmly rejects him
>protagonist is intrigued and can't get this woman out of his head
>eventually she agrees to a date despite her focus on her career
>date goes horribly off script, but is endearing nonetheless
>she drops her armor and he realizes this may be the real thing
>man professes his love in some grand gesture, despite previously scoffing at romance

>>82745098
>call the ambulane because someone spilled alcohol in the eye
What? Are you ratraded? Just fucking clean it with water, wtf

>>82743361
>literally anything will do

Black coffee is turk tier

>>82745665
YOU are retarded.

Are you just gonna walk off a stab wound too?

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>>82743333

Black coffee master race reporting in.

>>82743536
Relatable kino

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>>82744168
>tfw I drink Black Coffee

If you don't like coffee without cream and sugar maybe you just don't like coffee. Try getting 8 hours of sleep a night instead.

>>82744168
>implying drinking coffee black isn't the healthiest way to drink your coffee.
Found the diabetic amerilard

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>>82746516
If you put sugar or milk in your coffee, it means that you have failed in brewing it. Same with tea, sugar or milk just rapes the taste and texture.

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>not drinking your coffee concentrated and out of a test tube

plebs

>>82743912
get out

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>>82747235

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COFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>82748009
cawfea

>>82746663
>>82744168
>drink coffee
>without milk or sugar

HEHEHE I'M A TWISTED F*CKING PSYCHOPATH

I need an excuse to post in this thread to check to see if I get doubles, anyone have a good one?