Beauty isn't everything, it's the only thing

wow... really gets you noggin joggin

>>82742289
My only gripe about this movie is that they could have got a more beautiful actress.

Also it just feel like another Mulholand drive

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>>82742375
Elle isn't like your typical generic looking blonde, but she is definitely attractive.

But that's really beside the point, since the whole shit was about her having a special quality, a certain purity or whatever.

>Unattractive, crooked eared mutant is giving people lectures on beauty.

Ok.

>>82742860
thats like a 4 here in Denmark

>>82742911
It was the fashion designer that says that line in the movie...

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>>82742987
But i'd imagine all those girls in Denmark are all sluts and lack that special something. I mean of course they are, if they are so attractive it's almost guaranteed that they'd be very sexually active.

>>82743061
>sexually active = sluts
virgin detected

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>>82743516
used up roastie detected. out of my way fucking whore

>>82742289
>moles on the neck

DROPPED

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>>82743696
>muh high standards

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>>82743516
Assumptions.

I meant that attractive people usually have more sex, which is a fact. People that have a lot of sex are sluts, that is also a fact.

Therefore if everyone is so attractive within a given population you'd be right to assume they have indeed "been around" and are "sluts".

Anyway, the whole point I was originally trying to make was that Elle's character had something that made her special that all other girls envied. And that "something special" is tied to her "purity" and naivety.

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>>82743664
Yes they do.

>>82743726
She has a deformity and rendered disgusting by her mole encrusted neck
DOUBLE DROPPED

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>>82743747
She's a virgin

>>82743747
>People that have a lot of sex are sluts, that is also a fact.
what? people that have a lot of sex with different people are sluts
people that just have a lot of sex with their partner are called normal people
leave the house once in a while, also your reddit spaces are showing

>>82743914
I was implying the latter. People who are attractive, given what we know about modern trends in human sexual behavior, don't stick to the same partners for life. Do you honestly believe the majority of people now only have sex with one or two different partners in their life? And you think i'm delusional?

I'd also like to take this moment to mention that reddit spacing isn't real, I'll format my posts however the hell I want. I seriously don't know where this meme comes from, since from what I have seen from reddit posts they usually post in large blocks of text without any regard for proper paragraphs.

Didn't they teach you in grade school that when an idea ends it should be placed on its own line?

>>82742403
Her best picture, this is fact.

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>>82744041
what about this one?

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>>82743914
>also your reddit spaces are showing
>says redditor the one not knowing tripfriends

>>82743914
>>people that just have a lot of sex with their partner are called normal people
this does not exist

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plebs

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>>82743914
>reddit spaces

????

Man this bitch is ugly.

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>>82744810
no

>>82744810
t. Dakota

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>>82743914
fucking plebdit.

>>82743914

You are a very special kind of fucking moron aren't you?

>>82742375
>My only gripe about this movie is that they could have got a more beautiful actress.
Did you even get what this movie was about?

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>watching this movie as a 5'8 2/10 ugly beta

>>82743646
>t. Waiting for marriage lel

(While the woman of your dreams is getting facefucked by chad)

>>82743862
Hnnng

I want to watch this movie but don't want to see the gross nasty parts.

Is there a version that cuts that out but leaves all the sexy parts in?

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>>82746878
part 2

>>82743862

That "male fan" is WAY too attractive to be the average Elle enthusiast

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>>82746923
>gross nasty parts.

you fucking serious?? This movie was pretty tame compared to his other movies

>>82742289
it's true though, take a psychology course.

good looking people are immediately seen as "good" by the human eye, it's just how our brain works, ugly people really don't have a chance.

>>82746942
he directed the video

>>82744559
It does not exist for you

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Superior actress, superior personality, superior looks.... Superior Fanning.

>>82747126
Ah yes, who can forget old Plain Jane Fanning.

Apparently everyone.

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>>82747126
wrong

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>>82747126
she has a moonface now

>>82742289
very meta, refn. your films look nice, but they're still shit

>>82743061
her neck and side profile are really disgusting

>>82747217
left - some weird twig-alien
right - a woman

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>>82747414
could you BE anymore boring

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>>82747414
granny Dakota

Do you think we all have 16 year old girls inside of us?

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>>82748815
16 year old lesbian girls

that restaurant scene was pure kino and everything said there was the truth

>>82744041

THIS
H
I
S

only pic of hers I ejaculated to

>>82749386
true. it's amazing that you can simultaneously hate the guy's pretentiousness but agree with everything he says

the only problem is that elle fanning isn't that attractive

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I really like Jena Malone in this movie.

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>>82743862
>tanning

DELETE THIS HER PALE SKIN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Refn takes two hours to say something that would fit in a 30-minute episode. He should just really do an anthology tv show and lay off the movies.
there's no need to have your characters move and speak as if they're stuck in glue

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hello is this the neck thread

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>>82749880
not yet

>>82749386
If what he said about artificial beauty was true 90% of hollywood actresses would be out of jobs

This bitch is ugly

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>>82749975
yesssssssssssss

the fact that everyone posts elle here instead of abby lee says a lot about this board

>>82749423

and speaking of ejaculating it looks like it's time to do it to that picture again because I'm horny as fuck

>>82750143
the best thng is, there's always like two or three guys desperately trying to discuss the actual movie with the rain of waifu shitposting thunders around them. i was that guy for the VVitch while everyone was fapping to the blonde girl

>>82750226
If it makes you feel any better, I'm that guy too. Every time I lurk /tv/ I end up reporting at least 2 or 3 threads b/c of off topic bullshit.

I just want to talk about movies. Hell /hr/ is basically /waifu/ these days. Go there to jerk off over Elle's (admittedly beautiful) neck.

>>82744970
Does she stand like that on purpose or does she just have a terrible posture?

>Are you food or are you sex?
>*doesn't want sex*
>*gets eaten*

I really loved the scene with the panther in the bedroom. I dunno why, I dunno what it was supposed to mean, but it stuck with me somehow

>>82742289
what''s the name of the movie

>>82750780
the neon demon

>>82750916
there's no demon in it, but holy shit is there neon. purple neon.

>>82746938
She's pure.
PURE
U
R
E

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phallus phantom

this film was really bad, didnt even qualify for kino status

>>82751298
it's like every Refn movie, good cinematography with very little story and near-mute characters. it has some good parts but they're overshadowed by the boredom of the pacing

>>82751377
it's easily the weakest of his set, and by a long shot.

i thoroughly enjoyed OGF, that is kino.

>>82751472
i liked OGF too, we're probably the only two people on the planet who did. drive was bad though, worse than neon demon.

wanna fight?

>>82751275
How DARE you talk like that about my pure Waifu! I will fight you in a duel!

>>82750318
>>82750226
Are you guys new? Why don't redditor crossposters realize that your threads would die off if it wasn't for the brave souls posting pictures of cute girls in your thread to bump them and keep it on topic? I don't get it

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>>82752943
so pale

>>82742289
>Beauty is the only thing.
>Cast a Downs Syndrome rat faced scarecrow as the "beauty".
>Betas can't shut up about it.