*boom* BIG REVEAL

>beth
>no dildy
>rickle
>"this will do"

>morty's mother enters garage
>"where is my sex toy"
>lays eyes on cucumber richard
>"it will suffice"

Wubba lubba dub dub

Bread & Butter
Dill
or Sweet & Spicy Rickles?

>Elizabeth Smith, neè Sanchez, mother of Morty and Summer Smith
>Cannot locate her sexual pleasure/exploitation device otherwise known as a 'dildo', this frantic search leads her into the garage, which has been converted from a storage for cars into a laboratory
>Her father Richard "Rick" Sanchez has transformed himself into a pickled cucumber, often used on hamburgers and other foods, however she is unaware of this
>"This isn't quite like my phallic shaped sexual plaything, but alas, it must suffice."

>>82732927
>morty's mother enters garage
Rick's daughter?

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>>82734378

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I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICK

>>82734378
>>82732927
>>82732882

redpill me on this

*raises paw*
Um wouldn't a pickle be a little uncomfortable in a vagina because of the brine?

>room walks in morty mom
>no dildo
>Pickle Rick see you
>"This do."

>>82735799

All vaginas can do with some picking.

>mom
>no
>dad
>ok

>モルティのお母さんが歩いてくる
>ディルドを見つけることができません
> Pickle Rickを見る
>これが行います。

>>82732882
>>82732927
>>82734378
>>82735828
This is why I'm suicidal

>>82735919
>モルティ
モーティ

>これが行きます
>"this goes"

>>82734378
This is what you guys don't get, she knows. She's entirely aware.

Hell she doesn't even want a sex toy, she just saw he was a pickle and needed an excuse so she could look innocent.

>captcha: STOP

>CIA walks off plane
>can't find big guy
>*sees banana Bane*
>This will do. ; )

>WALK
>DILDO
>RICK
>OK

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>>82735828
>barn walks in farmer
>no sheep dog
>Babe see you
>"That'll do pig."

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>america walks in
>cant find president
>see pickle trump
>"it will have to do"

>>82736353
>America is literally fucking itself with Trump

>>82735799
OwO

>>82736455
yes, i have a certain gift for political comedy. some people have told me i could even write for stephen colbert!

>>82736621
You sir, are like a supreme combination of the comedy stylings of Colbert and John Oliver. *gives gold*

>>82736274

That was painfully unfunny

>>82737104
; )

>>82732882
lololool

>>82734378
can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>82737290
>>82735693

it's a meme you dip

>>82737290
>blonde
>plastic pee pee
>alcoholic cucumber
>"I guess"

>>82736043
At least you know why

girl
benis plastico
green
"it is time"

>
>
>
>ok

Rick is sad
Goes into garage for suicide machine
Sees only bethany dildo
"I morty this flubba will dubba do"

rick short for richard
dick also short for richard

LOL!

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you made a meme out of a 15 second clip?

>>82737503
Dude I didn't realize that. Fuck, now what

>>82737503
Actually Rick just stands for Rick.

>>82737557
>/tv/
>looking for meme
>dan harmeme
>"whatever"

I like rick and morty

>>82736043
>Dick pickler walks into Morty
>Hmm now where did my Mom go
>sees bane
>oh well big guy for you
>*sound of broken plates*
lol

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speaking of pickles...

Go to bed dan

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what the fuck is his problem?

>>82737969
He's mocking teh SJws (LOL) I think.

>>82734378
>Elizabeth Smith (née Sanchez), the daughter of a deceased Rick Sanchez, (who was then replaced by a Rick from another dimension), the ex-wife of Jerry Smith, and the mother of Summer Smith and a deceased Morty
>She is filled with lust, which leads her on a journey to find her special object object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation, but to her dismay, does not have this specific pleasure device, which leads her frantic search into a housing a motor vehicle or vehicles which has since been shaped into her father's laboratory where he tests and creates various inventions
>Elizabeth Smith lays her eyes on her biological father, Rick Sanchez, who has created another one of his zany creations in the aforementioned lab, which has turned him into pickled cucumber, often called a 'pickle' and used in various foods such as hamburgers and alongside sandwiches, to his own joy, while Elizabeth is none the wiser to his wacky new invention
>"Unfortunately, I have not been able to find my special object object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation to sate my hunger for an erect penis in my vagina, but this pickled cucumber I found in my garage turned into my father's scientific lab should do nicely."

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>>82737969
he's a redditor that's what

>female
>hnnnnn
>vegetable
>"meh"

>red shirt
>wax weewee
>pickle pops
>"this ok"

>lady
>"?"
>father
>"good"

>Now where could my dildo be?
>IT SHALL DO!!!

>lady
>lewd
>le rickle
>"let's"

>b
>r
>a
>p

>>82732088
>b
>?
>p.r.
>ok

>>82732882
>>82732927
>>82734378
what did they mean by this

>>82737969
Didn't his wife cheat on him?

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>>82734378

>>82732088
>beth
>dil
>rick
>dill pickle

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>>82737969

>textbook fascism

Always a laugh when you see it on Twitter

>>82732927
INT. DAY. The Smith living room.

[PAN to ELIZABETH SMITH fumbling around, distraught that something seems to be evading her. A CUT to a flashback featuring herself using her dildo reveals what it is she is looking for. Panting, she runs of into another part of the house.]

INT. DAY. RICK SANCHEZ's garage.

[ELIZABETH SMITH enters the garage in the same state she was before, hurriedly searching out her dildo amongst RICK's junk. PAN to her hands skating across RICK's desk, where they come across a pickled cucumber.]

........... RICK [O.S.]
You see, I had turned myself into a cucumber.

........... ELIZABETH SMITH [ashamed]
This will have to do.

Fade out.

>>82739059
>Laci green is currently being red-dicked

This timeline is incredible

>>82739107
>laci
>looking for cuckhold penis
>chris ray gun
>"perfect"

>mother mortimer
>missing
>veggie ricky
>okay

>>82739107
>a YouTube slut follows whatever flavor-of-the-month ideology is popular around a kids
What a tweest right huh? Why didn't anyone see it coming. Wasn't there the stream-slut that did it too, Britanny something?

>dan harmon walks in
>no jokes
>rick is a pickle
>yes

>>82739161
Yeah, Venti. Most people just follow whichever ideology they think is cool and hip.

>>82739165
>harmon walks in
>hmmm where'd my talent go
>sees roiland
>this will have to do
lol

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>>82739107
This is satire r-right?...
/pol/ isn't all like this?

>>82739177
That's the one thanks. Well going to be interesting if this "all-right" thingy substitutes the place feminism used to have in every edgy teens' hearts.

>>82739161
>implying Brittany hasn't always been one of us
>implying that she and the character hamming it up for the camera are the same

The current state of (you), how does it feel to have been duped by a pair of tits on the internet

>>82739206
Wow I hate /pol/ now, Islam is now officially a religion of peace

>>82732927
>rick's wife's daughter enters car park
>"i have misplaced my ovual relation device"
>her hand descends upon the vegetable grandfather
>"I will utilize this object in its stead"

>beth enters the garage
>she cannot find her dildo
>she finds pickle rick
>"this will do"
>afterwards, an exhausted rick turns himself into a human again, and hops into his time machine, hoping to correct the events of the day
>it is now before beth enters the garage
>rick knows where the dildo is despite beth apparently being ignorant of its location
>rick sneaks into beth's room and takes her dildo, hoping to intercept her on her way to the garage and present her with it so that the pickle mishap is avoided
>however, it is at exactly this time that beth begins to search for her dildo, and she cannot find it because it is in rick's possession
>she enters the garage, lays eyes on the pickle, "this is acceptable", the pickle rick then unpickles and enters the time machine, etc.
>rick's attempt to thwart that causal chain of events ended up being exactly what caused them, because had he not taken the dildo to give to her, she would have found it herself

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>>82732882
haha

>>82739206
i fucking hate those people

i fucking hate them

>mortimom
>hollow wiener
>pickled grandfather
>"I'll settle"

>>82739206
The majority are now desu, election brought in a ton of normies

>obasan
>no dildo
>incest pickle
>just like hentai

>>82739206
gamergate and the election dropped the average age on /pol/ to below 18.

>>82739206
That's The_Donald, but they have infected /pol/ so the majority of /pol/ users now are The_Donald users as well

>beff
>dildus
>cucumdad
>"will do"

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I hate anti-rick and morty circlejerks but I love pickle rick threads, what is wrong with me?

>>82738006
i wish

>>82739192
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>>82740102
The obsessive-compulsive, passive-aggressive nature of Rick and Morty posting suggests many /tv/ posters suffer from a superiority complex and project their insecurities over
>not getting it
greatest sign being the constant effort to associate Rick and Morty with the classic Reddit boogeyman (another manifestation of aforementioned complex)

>>82740132
literally never watched it

just a funny meme

>>82740132
all me

>>82739206
That's the alt-redditor gamergate crowd, they're shitting up /pol/ though

>>82740132
>defends Reddit
>replies to everyone in the thread
Hmmm....

>>82740237
umm... don't worry sweetykins, big bad Reddit isn't real... sweetie... try to sleep now :)

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>>82740132

>Open garage
>Where is my left
>Rick saw salt
>My hooky

HELLO MORTY WERE IS PAPA OH DIDLO NICE THIS WILL DO

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>>82740669
is mommy's sweet little baby booty bothered over it?

>>82740774
you forgot to link every post above and below his as well

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>Beth cammina dentro
>Non riesce a trovare morty
>Vedi rick pickle
>"Dovrà fare"

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What do you guys think of my favourite albums?

>>82740774
Damn who still uses the butt blasted meme, its not 2014 anymore kid

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>>82732882
>>82732927
>>82734378

>lust
>despair
>gluttony
>vanity

>>82739500

Wasn't The_Donald just an outpost of /pol/ in the first place?

>>82741364
yes after migrating from stormfront

>>82740947
contrarian

>>82740132
You skipped mine!

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>man is trapped in a closet
>"I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMEBODY"
>pull out my beretta
>but the man... is a midget

>>82741409
>the_Donald
>anything like Stormfront
Are you baiting or legtimately retarded?

>>82739206
I thought Sargon of Akkad was the one behind this kekistan horse shit?

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>>82739063

I dont know WHY the fuck I bothered to write this but here it fucking is

PICKLE RICK

>>82742904
Kek

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>>82734721
Pathetic

>>82740132
piccel riiiiiiiiiiiiiickkkk!!!

>>82739746
Then what is he doing? That what it seems like he's doing, but I would expect the exact opposite based on his show.

>bethin
>nodild
>picricc
>wildo

>Pickle for sale, used by Beth

>>82743389
For sale: Pickle Rick, Beth worn.

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>madre de morty entra a la cochera
>no encuentra su vibrador
>ve a ricardo pepinillo
>con esto resuelvo

>mom
>willy
>cucumber phillip
>""

>>82741250
Kek

prickle

>>82740132
I'm pickly rickly XD

>beth goes to 4chan
>can't find good thread
>sees pickle rick general
>"this'll do"
>later comes to the realization there are epidemic levels of undiagnosed mental health problems on this board

>>82740873
Ridere ad alta voce

>>82744043
kino

>>82744043
is this loss?

>>82744282
no, it's found

>>82740873
Ridendo fuori rumoroso!

>>82732088
As the Anon responsible for the shitty Beth dildo meme, I urge everyone ITT to delet this and hang themselves

>>82743670
top jej

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Reminder that "Reddit likes it" isn't a meme, they're fucking obsessed with it

>>82744922
man, that Interdimensional Cable 2 was the shit

>>82740132
Me on the right

>>82740132
All me :^)

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Prove to me that the faggot/s that keeps making these threads isn't Roiland trying to keep interest up here since episode 1.