Eurovision Song Contest 2017 Live-Thread #5

first for kikes

>>82722029
>>82722029
>>82722029

too slow

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Israel is going to win it again.

>>82722467
First for Serbian waifu

>thanks for celebrating diversity tonight ;^)

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Australia are clearly our best ally

What makes Australians shitpost everywhere they go?

>>82722507

>not even a title

fuck off

>>82722467
WHY DO THEY INSIST ON BANTZ WITH A 6 SECOND DELAY

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why do Dutch people sometimes sound American instead of Dutch?

>>82722541
Are you gonna get triggered every time?

MOSHI MOSHI

WHO GAVE GERMANY POINTS??

>>82722604
they prepare themselves for Afro-American bulls

especially the white Christian girls in the Netherlands

>>82722604
Dutch people are the best non-native english speakers on the world, or at least that's what's often said

>>82722604
Too good at english, but they learn yank english

Happens in a lot of europe

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Seven time winner, ya'll

irish traitors

>>82722588

So how many of you saved this pic?

Did they just ask some guy off the street?

>>82722657
>or at least that's what's often said
by Dutch people, sure

I didn't understand the Greece joke

Based Straya. Best cunts in Europe!

>>82722659
we learn british but stupid people get corrupted by dumb american media

>>82722659
I mean more that their accent often seems to just disappear when they're speaking English.

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>Hungaria

OK

Wtf i love slovenia now

THE ETERNAL STRAYAN STRIKES AGAIN

>a child and autistic is in the lead

FIVE

PLUMBER

POINTS

>tfw falling for the black-haired presenter

SLOVENIA IS NOW HONORARY ANGLO

Somebody tell Portugal his hair is stupid.

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>>82722467
>the motto is literally "Celebrate Diversity"
>cucking every country in EU over national television

CANADIANS OUT

>Spain is dead last
Deserved this year

>>82722782
why

9 9
9

Seriously though, how did this autistic cuck act get anywhere?

Croatian lady was fucking beautiful. Hnnnggg

>>82722896
He's DYING BOO HOO

>>82722896
Do you just communicate in random 4chan buzzwords?

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>82722896
He virtue signalled really hard before the final.

The Ukraine hosts are pretty cute. I like them.

>>82722936
On 4chan, yes I do.

>>82722993
That guy is probably shot dead by corrupt police men

>>82722993
She didn't even look

OUCH

SAPIN DID IT BROS

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Reminder

Austria wasn't that bad.

WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR SPAIN

So what's up with the Portuguese dude? Why does he stand so weird?

>literally nobody voted for uk

>>82723231
he's ill

>>82723286
Juncker blocked the phones.

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Lets go Bulgaria

Well deserved 4th place for Belgium

>top 2 are an autist and a fag
celebrating diversity indeed

>>82723340
Ill how?

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>rigged we removed kebab for this

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>tfw you hated the top two songs

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU We won

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Finally our king has returned

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>fastfood music

>>82722467
>100 years of the Apparitions of Fatima
>the Pope himself comes to visit us
>two new Portuguese Saints
>Benfica wins four leagues in a row for the first time
>PORTUGAL WINS EUROVISION FOR THE FIRST TIME

FIFTH EMPIRE HAS BEGUN

>music that means something
>sings in a language nobody but some fourth-tier country speak

>brother and sister
Did they?

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>the slav Justin Bieber got second place

Holy fuck it's boring and what a horrible shit language

>>82723702
It's Portugal

He seemed pretty pretentious, but I'll admit this was cute.

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>what do you do tv?

What a fucking autist

>>82723626
Somebody stop them.

Is this kino ?
How much is the meme potential ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5CuHrRkvQ8

>>82723817
TOO LATE!

TONIGHT, A PORTUGUESE INFANT WAS BORN!

THAT INFANT IS THE REINACRNATION OF D. SEBASTIAN, AS FULFILLED BY PESSOA

HE WILL LEAD US, BLESSED BY KEK, AGAINST THE HERECTIC HORDES, IN THE FINAL CRUSADE, ALONGSIDE THE LIKES OF PRESIDENT BARRON TRUMP AND KING GEORGE VII OF ENGLAND

JOIN US IN THE FINAL WAR

VIVA O V IMPÉRIO!

>>82723922
It already is a meme. It's classic Australian shitposting,

Where can the people from the US watch it?

>>82723928
Nah.

>>82724011

kek