How do you go from this...

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...to this?

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...to this?

>>82722250
CUZ MY SEX JUNK

IS SO OH OH OH

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. . . to this?

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...to this?

>>82722694
>that little web hand
Wtf, LOL

>>82722694
Kek this isn't actually in the movie right?

>>82722694
It is

>>82722694
The tension and sudden deceleration from that web would have broken her spine just as much as hitting the floor.

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....to THIS?!?!?!

>>82722947
I think the comics had the web actually be what killed her

>>82722947
Actually being caught by the web is how died in the comic, it snapped her neck

>>82722622
BAGEL WITH LOX..

AND LOTS OF SCHMEAR

>>82723012
the MY SEX JUNK shit inevitably leads to this

>>82722694
>>82722789
>>82722793
If this is real I'm so fucking glad I've distanced myself from everything beyond Tobey

>>82723018
No it was the same exact way killed by the force of the web.

It's just done in a way that wasn't directed by a 12 year old

>>82722145
That scene was/is so incredibly hot, couldn't handle it when I was a kid.

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>>82722694
Still take it over this.

>>82722694
I went to see this movie
I didn't like the movie very much but it was okay
I had a big pepsi and sat in the back row
My friend from Uni was with me
It was quite nice

>>82722694
Why is she so perfect lads

>>82723873
Her acceleration due to gravitational force is fairly consistent

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>>82723787
that seems really comfy, wish i was there

>>82722145
BECAUSE SPIDER-MAN BECAME A JEW!!!FACT!!!

>>82722694
THOSE MOVIES WERE FUCKING TERRIBLE BUT THE CINEMATOGRAPHY WAS FUCKING SUBLIME!!!FACT!!!

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>>82723730
SHE CLEANS UP NICE AND I WOULD BREED THE BITCH!!!FACT!!!

>>82722694
>web forms into a hand that grasps to save her
Really deep stuff here, lads. True visual poetry...

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tfw no cinematic Avengers with the best two Marvel heroes Wolverine and Spider-Man
>EVER

>>82722694
she is a 10/10, jesus

>>82723730
>>82723730

shes not even mj tho

>>82724129

The only thing you can breed is a pack of kittens.

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>>82722694
literally me when I see emmas feet

>>82724101
yeah that cgi clusterfuck sure looks perfect. just like my hella fucking epic bullet time videogames

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>>82722789
What's wrong with little hands?

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>>82724165
"It´s like poetry, sort of. They rhyme"

>>82722145
to the porn parody where she sucks the upside down penis???

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>>82724206
>He really thinks this

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>>82724129
>completely flat
dropped.

>>82724582
>>82724129
Also, check out those veins on her feet. Disgusting.

>>82724559
Mary Bin-Laden Jane

>>82724228
MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS THAT I KEEP CUMMING IN YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE BUT THAT'S WHERE SHE SAID YOU CAME FROM BECAUSE HER PUSSY WAS TOO BUSY TAKING BLACK COCK!!!FACT!!!

>>82722694

Having her hit the floor just robbed the moment of its impact.

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>>82722694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2wuOhqCF0

kek

>>82724705
What would have been better for you then, anon?

>>82722694
Why do people say this scene is a positive in the movie?

>>82724671
FUCKING FAGGOT, THAT'S LIKE YOUR MOM COMPLAINING ABOUT HER BOYFRIENDS BIG BLACK COCK BEING RIDDLED WITH VEINS THAT ADD FRICTION WHILE IT'S SLAMMING HER CERVIX AS HER EYES ROLL IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND HER TONGUE STICKS OUT WHILE FOAMING AT THE GASH LIKE A RABID DOG!!!FACT!!!

>>82724129
>Half black
>has no ass
into the trash
>>82724206
she's going to be (M)cheille (J)ones or some shit.

>>82724766
Maybe because is one of the few scenes where you can get serious (if you ignore the hand shaped web)

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>>82724559

>He really thinks this

Not impressed, practically anyone can look hot with good makeup

>thought this would be a Kirsten Dunst thread
>its just more crying about spiderbabby

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...to this ?

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>>82724671
The heels are cutting off circulation to her toes.
Barefoot, those veins probably wouldn't be standing out like that.

>>82725066
Was it kino?

>>82722947
...that's exactly what happened retard. At least in the comics.

Peter killed her, not the fall. He even admitted this when saving an alternate universe version of Gwen.

>>82725066
kek, thanks

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>>82724129

>Cast a black chick as MJ

>Not thiccc when literally 90% of them are.

Amazing Spider Man 2 was good. Electro was a genuinely menacing and tragic villain. His dubstep theme was great.

>>82722145
>loveable, shy goofball underdog that makes you want to root for him
>>82722178
>douchey obnoxious skater kid that you want to see die first in a slasher flick
How did everything post-Raimi go so, so wrong? They can't even make a Spider-Man movie a quarter as good as one of his. Where's the charm? Where's the genuine artistic love? Where's the passion? Even the casting is godawful.

>>82725366
We know, anyone who says otherwise is merely pretending to be retarded.

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>>82722694
that is so fucking stupid

holy fuck

>>82725366

Electro was great. Everything else in Amazing Spider-Man 2 was ass.

>>82725366
To his credit, Jamie Foxx was the only one remotely trying in that film.

The script was unsalvageable though.

>>82723730
They said their biggest inspiration is John Hughes. Obviously they're doing the thing where she looks plain at first but then at homecoming she's hot.

>>82722694
you know if he pulled his arm up some, she wouldn't have smashed her head into the ground

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>>82725652
Implying with a cast this diverse she won't become a boy to get this gay Spider man.

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Isn't that the question of the day

>>82723730
thats a man

>>82725832
>those two rabbis
>dyke
>human bondage

holy shit how did I miss this

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>>82725832
>>82725832
those kikes in the back

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>>82725832
>(((american))) highschool
>1/17 people is a white man

J U S T

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To THIS

>>82726179
Spot the two Acidic Jews in what I assume is a public school, fat fucking chance irl.

>>82726179
It's in New York so it makes sense.

I liked ASM2 because my frogfu was hot as fuck in it.

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>>82726441
If we're gonna judge Spider-man movies on appearance of waifus, then Spider-man 3 is the best of them all.

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>>82722947
>>82725214
>not webbing her legs

>>82726380

>It's in New York so it makes sense.

Is that true, white people so outnumbered in NY ?

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Tom spidey is best spidey

>>82726512
Too little screen time but she was on top of her game in that.

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>>82726546
It's done in the mainline comics anyway.

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>>82723730
>>82724129
jesus fucking christ

>>82725899
So many people wondered "Why isn't this or that scene from the trailer in the movie"

everybody would just meme "isnt that the question of the day"

>>82724792
Kek

>>82724285
Slinging web all over Emma is my dream.

>>82725135
Yes it was

>>82726609
this is my fetish

>>82726582
Tugboat is Objectively better in Every song way