Alien

I agree. She just needed a hug and to be told it will be alright. Ripley was a bitch to her.

>SHE

t. lambert

What exactly did the xenomorph do to Lambert?

>Ripley please help us and open the door to the ship
Ummmmm nahhhh, die faggots

>Ripley it's just a stupid cat
Ummmmmm NO! You go find my cat by yourself idc if a killer alien is on the loose

>Ok we need to come up with a plan against this Alien
Ummmmm Dallas, go in the vents by yourself and hunt the invincible Alien you cis white male

>oh no there is only 3 of us left
Ummmmmmmm. You two go into the dangerous cargo area where the alien is, where I will stay in the safety of the control room and than escape while you guys are getting killed


Seriously, Ripley was the biggest cunt in the history of Sci-Fi movies.

>>82721903
T H I S
H
I
S

>>82720692
this tbqh i want to hug her

>>82721903
t. lambert

>>82719160
Lol, wanting to fuck a tranny

>>82720870
>not wanting a qt trap gf

Superior? Literally all she did the entire movie was scream. Her role was literally just to act hysterical.

>>82721903
Cats were extinct during that time and retrieving it saved millions of dollars at the end whereas the other crew members meant jack shit.

File: 1478112836968.jpg (30KB, 540x627px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 540x627px

Seriously Ripley not opening the door in the beginning is like that autistic uptight co-worker you have that always tries to get you in trouble for not doing small things by the books. So what was Ripley going to do? Have all 3 of them die of oxygen deficiency or starve them to death?

Also what weight does protocol have when a human life is at risk? Also they were what, a scavenger vassel right? What fucking type of protocol would a scavenger ship even have. It's not like Ripley was binded by an oath or law, she was working for a private company. That's like if I worked at Walmart and wouldn't open the door to a dying man because I didn't want to break Walmart protocol.


Long story short, Ripley was autistic as fuck.

>>82722214
>So what was Ripley going to do? Have all 3 of them die of oxygen deficiency or starve them to death?
She just wanted to have Kane go to the quarantine bay for 24 hours.

>>82719160
how did she even die? all I remember is that there was a bunch of flashing lights and jump cuts and they show her body on the ground or some shit

File: berto-alien.png (536KB, 670x307px) Image search: [Google]

536KB, 670x307px

>>82719160
but where did she stand on the bonus situation?

File: Star Wars Daisy Angry.png (320KB, 470x552px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 470x552px

>>82722043
>not wanting a qt trap gf
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT?

>>82722479
raped by the xeno
fitting end to a tranny that wanted a vagina so much

How the fuck do you morons think Ripley is dumb for not opening the door? If it never got opened the whole fucking movie would have been avoided and only three of them would have died instead of all but one.

>>82719160
Yes, I liked her.

Friendly reminder that Lambert is NOT a tranny; that was James Cameron's idea. Ridley "The God" Scott would have never done that.

>>82722634
did you never meet a tomboy in your life? why do you guys always think every boyish girl is a trap?

>>82722214
Are you retarded? What if he was infected by some space cholera insted of alien and just infected everyone on board with it? Ripley did nothing wrong, letting the guy in without quarantine endagers every person on board, whole movie would be avoided if infected guy would be quarantined

>>82722703
Who said lambert was a tranny and when?
Bullshit I dont believe you.

>>82722826
It says so in her personal file in Camerons flick

>>82722658
Because it's pretty fucking stupid to not open the door for your dying crew member because of the incredibly small chance of "contamination". That's like you going to Burger King and ordering a whopper and then you die latter because someone poisoned your burger and people going "wow that guy is a fucking idiot , why would he eat a burger that could have been poisoned".

>>82722871
holy shit, I just looked it up and its real

thats kind of bizzare because trannies are kind of a new thing

AAAAAAWWGH GAD.

>>82722826
Its on the screen in alien when Ripley faces the board, cant you fucking read?

>>82722871
It only says she was born male but underwhent sexual reassigment AT BIRTH, so she was only male for a brief period of time in her life. For all we known she was born a hermaphrodite and her dick was cut off, who cares, the point is that she's female.

>>82722975
*freezes up and gets killed off-screen*

>>82722892
That's not the same at all what's wrong with you we are talking space flight protocol not fast food you dumb faggot

The fucking lengths people go to just to be contrarian.

>>82722892
They said there was an alien organism on his face, possibly carrying bacteria that could kill us.
Thats a lot different than a cheeseburger you sperg

>>82722892
>Doing your job and following protocol is stupid

They live in an intergalactic society where unknown life forms from alien worlds can fuck everything up.

>>82722892
>Because it's pretty fucking stupid to not open the door for your dying crew member because he could infect every person on board with unknown space pathogen and cause everyones death.
Is it really?
You are an idiot. Doctors washing hands before operating because of a small chance of infection are dumbasses who only waste time as well?

>audition for Ripley
>get cast as a useless hysterical redshirt who gets literally raped by the alien
>get retconned into being a tranny
>never spoken of again while Sigourney becomes the face of the franchise and appears in many sequels (albeit mostly shitty ones)
JUST

File: Alien slap.webm (3MB, 1400x596px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1400x596px

>>82723313

Well at least she got some bit of revenge.

>veronica Cartwright (Who played lambert) was hired under the impression she was playing Ripley, but Weaver got that role late in the process. So Cartwright really was pissed off at Weaver for taking her role.

>On one of the takes (used in the directors cut and in this webm) she actually slaps weaver and the other actors seriously thought Cartwright was trying to start a fight so their reactions are very real even if they didn't break character.

>Apparently weaver after the scene broke down in tears and they worked on another scene after this take.

>>82719160
>a m2f transvestite spends most of the 2nd half screaming, crying, and being useless
>shes superior

Heres a (You) friendo.

>>82724132
Damn, this movie is so good.

>>82722214
>Also what weight does protocol have when a human life is at risk?
that's the point of the protocol, jackass
it was to prevent one person from the getting the rest of them killed which is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE NO ONE LISTENED TO RIPLEY

>>82722939
Check out Glen or Glenda some time. They're high profile now, but trannies have existed on the edge of the public consciousness for many years.

>>82722723
tomboys are jet-grade boner fuel
who doesn't want a real woman that can really whip their ass and hold their own?

>>82724132
christ, Sigourney is fucking huge

>>82724706

Cartwright is pretty tiny but yeah at 6 feet tall I bet she had some trouble moving through some of those sets.

delicious tall girls

>>82722892
>food analogy

File: Bonus situation chart.jpg (174KB, 1200x660px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1200x660px

>>82722540
It would've cut into her share, no doubt. Lambert would be against.

>>82719160
>her

>>82719160
>We need to discuss the bonus situation

>Why don't you freeze him?
The nigroid janitor was superior

File: aliens.jpg (237KB, 1196x1319px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 1196x1319px

>>82722723
>>82722826
>>82722703
>It don't matter when it's Arcturian

File: parker pepe.png (15KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 420x420px

>tfw Lambert has a tiny little girlcock

>>82721813
Rape.

>>82725017
>>82722634
How do you think the Xeno reacted when it found her feminine penis?

>>82722986
>For all we known she was born a hermaphrodite and her dick was cut of
Hey. just like me, but they didn't cut my dick off.

>>82725089
why do you think it drooled so much?

>>82725136
So when someone tells you to go fuck yourself, you can?

>>82725089
He never stopped.

>>82719160

Lambert was clearly played as the ineffectual and useless crew member. She is the first to go to pieces, and she, a ship's navigator, fails to understand and communicate that a two-dimensional motion sensor display is representing a three-dimensional environment. Her panicking voice leads Dallas to make a wrong turn, slightly contributing to his death.

Even if you buy the retconned MtF idea, this just fits the character because trans women are generallly ineffectual and useless people.

>>82722214

Ripley is proven right by the events of the film.

>>82725172
Yes.

>>82724988
What the fuck is it with James Cameron and trannies?

>>82724132
its not in the director's cut though

File: 1122291.jpg (21KB, 218x300px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 218x300px

>>82725449
Explain.

>>82725489
>lambert's dick
>hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man
>doesn't matter when it's arcturian
>hiring known dickgirl and imagination enthusiast Jamie Lee Curtis
>hey Michelle Rodriguez in Avatar, have you ever been mistaken for a man

>>82719160
Best girl coming through

tfw your five by five will never be in her pipes

>>82725630
haha you forgot to post the picture of lady gaga

>>82724132
looks like the guy in the hat looks at someone behind the camera at the very end like he was surprised

File: brett feels.png (131KB, 778x949px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 778x949px

>>82725775
>the guy in the hat
>not knowing who Harry Dean Stanton is
I am so done with this board

>>82725557

>>hiring known dickgirl and imagination enthusiast Jamie Lee Curtis

How young are you, seriously?

>>82725875
old enough for kisses

>>82722892
>trying to save everyone's life was stupid

Good thing she didn't get to save everyone's life and they all died, huh?

>>82721903
Ripley literally tried to stop Dallas, though

>>82724132
what a cunt

Ripley was best girl
Lambert was best boy

File: alien[1].jpg (37KB, 848x369px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 848x369px

>DALLAS
>MY CAPTAIN
>YOU ARE HUNTING ALIEN NOW, YOU MUST PICK SOMEONE TO BE YOUR NAVIGATOR WITH ADVANCED MOTION TRACKING DEVICE AND REAL TIME MAP
>DO YOU CHOOSE CALM AND CONFIDENT RIPLEY OR PARKER
>OR DO YOU PICK EMOTIONAL SNOT NOSED PAPERWEIGHT WHO WILL CRY INTO MICROPHONE AND GET YOU KILLED

File: alien.jpg (44KB, 600x300px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 600x300px

How did Ash know so much about the alien when he never even encountered it?

>>82725469

This statement is false in the sense that the slapfight-catfight scene is present in the so-called 2003 "director's cut", the version of the film which is literally called by that name. Personally I never liked the scene but never mind that.

OTOH This statement is true in the sense that the scene is absent in the 1979 original theatrical release, which Ridley has stated is the final, definitive artistic vision of the film, which is a concept that is now commonly understood to mean "the director's cut" (though this was not always a thing throughout the history of film; it's a fairly recent development with home video re-release, DVD, etc)

So, whether this poster was wrong, right, or expertly crafting an 8/10 troll post is entirely dependent on which of the above he knew, or did not know, at the time of making his post.

File: 1471577464501.jpg (41KB, 504x504px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 504x504px

>>82724816
I would pay ungodly sums of money to watch Sigourney bully womanlets

>>82726802

Is Tokyo full of people? How do you know? Have you ever been there?

Is the Earth round? How do you know? Have you ever been up in a spaceship to take a good look?

Keep asking similar questions about general, everyday accepted knowledge until you arrive at something that you yourself have not personally verified. Is your daily procedure for going through life to totally disbelieve all common knowledge until it is positively confirmed by you yourself? Or even if you disbelieve some, do you disbelieve all? Isn't it true that in certain circumstances, it is reasonable to proceed based upon what others have told you?

Likewise, Ash need never have encountered the alien itself to know a little bit about it, or at the very least to reproduce what he had been taught about it. The context of the scene makes perfectly clear that hidden powers have been aware of the existence of the alien for quite some time, and yet (presumably) have never yet, as of 2122, managed to capture or control it - those particular powers, at least, specifically WY (never mind whatever secondary canon does, just now).

This mysterious, historical past human knowledge of the alien is exactly what the AvP movies explore, albeit in regrettable fashion.

>>82719160
Lambert, Lambert. What a prick.

>>82726890
i was wrong lol

>>82721813
The xenomorph impale her

>>82719160
>including a tranny in your movie
Nice to know Ridley Scott was an SJW before the term was invented. He should join his brother Tony in hell.

>>82721903

>Ripley please help us and open the door to the ship
>Ummmmm nahhhh, die faggots
Except if they'd listened to Ripley and obeyed quarantine rules they'd all be alive (except Hurt).

>Ripley it's just a stupid cat
>Ummmmmm NO! You go find my cat by yourself idc if a killer alien
Parker sends Brett after the cat, because it might set of the motion detector again

>Ok we need to come up with a plan against this Alien
>Ummmmm Dallas, go in the vents by yourself and hunt the invincible Alien you cis white male
But Ripley is against that plan.

>oh no there is only 3 of us left
>Ummmmmmmm. You two go into the dangerous cargo area where the alien is, where I will stay in the safety of the control room and than escape while you guys are getting killed
But they have no way of knowing where the alien is, and Ripley takes the bigger risk by being alone.

>>82726802
Because it was in his android data banks from David's experiments. Wait until Alien 6 and this is turns out to be true.

>>82724132

Salty ass bitch

>a transgender character in 1979

what was the point of this?

>>82724988
you do realise you cant read that shit without doing some fucking zooming up right?
As far as I am concerned that shit was a joke.

File: 1481773737307.png (155KB, 502x460px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 502x460px

>>82719160

>tfw ywn have drunken sloopy deep space sex with your dyke crewmate after both agreeing to keep it strictly physical and not a personal relationship

File: Bonus.jpg (33KB, 750x1112px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 750x1112px

>>82728513
>tfw you realize she wasn't on birth control and there's no Plan B on the spaceship.

>>82728588
saved, without hesitation..

File: comfy.jpg (19KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 409x409px

Why Alien threads are so /comfy/

File: 1469060998485.png (3MB, 1920x816px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x816px

>>82728946
Because the first hour of Alien is top tier comfykino

>>82728946
being a space trucker must be comfy

>>82722871
why would he retcon a dead character?
Lambert has nothing to do with his movie

>>82722892
Fucking autism.

>>82729426
"Good Morning MUTHR"

>>82720870
>>82722018
>>82722043
Fuck that Nigger Cameron and his progressive bullshit.

>>82722892
Hmm I guess doctors are fucking idiots for washing their hands
And for some bullshit like "wasting time", everybody on the ship died

>>82729426

The early imaginings of sci-fi tech look great.

>>82722214
Ripley did nothing wrong
The point of quarantine is to prevent an infection getting onto the ship and killing everybody inside (which is exactly what happened)

File: article-2499571-1956A15900000578-657_634x905.jpg (41KB, 634x905px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 634x905px

What did she mean by this

>>82729590
Because Cameron is a double nigger, that's why. He has to have stroink wymens in his shit and one wymen's too weak, he makes her a man. Fuck that AHBOAT nigger.

>>82729426
Funny how the alien never went to any well-lit area and stayed in dark areas
Kek if the crew just kept the whole thing well-lit they could have survived

>>82727632
watch the DVD commentary.

it was put in there specifically because cameron figured that gender swapping surgeries would be common in the future.

>>82719160
Lambert was the best boi, Ripley was the best girl
>>82722043
>tfw no qt trap gf
why even live

>>82729940
Well, No. It would kill you anyway. It's not a Gremlin my man, it's a Giganigger 3000. And it raped Lambert Good all up in her vagina and stuff. NO seriously, it legitimately raped her.

>>82724132
>That fanfic
Ridley Scott told Veronica to slap Weaver. They shot a bunch of takes until she finally did it.

>>82730020
It was a girl, Lambert was a woman. Fuck that Ahboat maple syrup drinking bitch nigger and his deluded fantasies!

>>82730038
>her vagina
More like his boipussy

>>82725225
>MtF idea
Wtf is that

>>82730151
Male to Female

>>82730095
I told you already, you fedora tipping tub of lard to fuck that Maple Syrup Drinking Socially Castrated Feminist dyke supporting nigger, that Jimmy Cameron bitch. I hate him and I hate aliens. He reduced the Giga nigger to the role of roaches. Glorified cock roaches he reduced them all into. Piss on him and his shit movie.

>>82730187
Who came up with this shit?

File: sigourney.jpg (967KB, 936x1276px) Image search: [Google]

967KB, 936x1276px

When will they learn?

>>82730258
James Cameron turned Lambert from a female to a trap

File: codetalker000.jpg (93KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 1280x720px

>>82730187

Wolbachia

>>82730354
When did that happen?

>>82730506
In Aliens

>>82729860
what the fuck happened to her eye

>>82723313
>>82724132
It must've been hard on her, going from a child actor in Hitchcock films to having your spotlight stolen by Sigourney and now nobody remembering you
I'd suck Lambert's feminine penis though

>>82728513
>not wanting to use your bonus to start a family with Lambert

File: 1466306497728.jpg (108KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 500x500px

>>82726693
Ash was best thing
Kane was chest boy
Dallas was mama's boy
Parker was bonus ploy
Brett was right goy

>>82731604

Okay but only if I get to take Jonesy as well.

>>82731521
i actually remember her for her brief appearances in several screaming horror movies

File: jonesies.jpg (90KB, 736x857px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 736x857px

>>82731681
>implying Jonesy wasn't the bonus

>>82730347
6' vs 5'11"

>>82725775
>the guy with the hat

can /tv/ get any lower?

>>82727550
Shh... They want a reason to hate. Don't correct them.

File: 1494107448295.jpg (53KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 657x527px

>>82727550
>Except if they'd listened to Ripley and obeyed quarantine rules they'd all be alive (except Hurt).

Perhaps Alien is the most elaborate industrial employee safety video ever made.

File: 1468858140853.jpg (43KB, 820x820px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 820x820px

>>82731777
>have to share a freezerino with Ripley and Jonesy
>face rests on something warm and furry
>hear Jonesy purr down by my feet

>>82726784
Underrated

>>82732394
Yeah but we gotta discuss the bonus situation, after fred fell on the floor from a spill we aint gonna get a bonus.

File: ripley showing her jonesie.webm (2MB, 1920x1036px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1036px

>>82732763
wat u mean

File: Alien-acid-for-blood11.jpg (123KB, 952x397px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 952x397px

>>82732798
>after fred fell on the floor from a spill
*through the floor

>>82727447
/pol/ was a mistake

>>82732801
P U F F Y

File: 1456409067512.jpg (26KB, 448x412px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 448x412px

>>82732801
Wouldn't it be awful if she held your face in it and forced you to inhale deeply hahaha

>>82719160
Congrats on liking a tranny, fag.

>>82722214
>Have all 3 of them die of oxygen deficiency or starve them to death?

Well if that happened then everyone else would still be alive.

>>82729426
Oh yes, I leave it on a lot when I have trouble to sleep. Never fails.

>>82727550
ayyyeee MY DUDE ripley is the GOAT thanks for this defense

>>82721813
She got XENO'd.

File: ae0109e7afef0fad3b69ca4f2d6b67dc.jpg (47KB, 736x736px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 736x736px

>>82722214
I hope your descendants die off never reach space so the rest of humanity can be spared from you and your bloodlines stupidity in breaking protocols and infect the galaxy with space cholera/infestation.

>>82722214
How would this have affected the bonus situation?

>>82733876

oh yeah, that would be horrible, I would never-ever want such a thing to happen to me~

>>82722634
>>82723313
>>82730038
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

>>82733876
haha

>>82722093
is this the bladerunner/alien universe crossover meme?

>>82725775
This is bait
well crafted though

>>82722596
Because they're not a defective faggot like you?

>>82722892
Were you the script writer for Prometheus?

>>82734697
this, truly, is the most important question.

>>82722939
they certainly are not new, anon. the difference between now and then is that then they weren't entitled fucking liberal arts students seeking attention.

>>82722214
imagine being this fucking dense. god damn.

>>82730008
bullshit

>>82719160
What was her bonus situation?

>>82738664
Xe had a little bonus situation in xer panties.

>>82727550
THIS
H
I
S

>>82722214
I once was deprived of food for 24 hours, and died.

File: Devy.jpg (539KB, 5184x3456px) Image search: [Google]

539KB, 5184x3456px

>>82722892
Please, do NOT ever work in a job where you are responsible for the lives of others.

EVER.

>>82727447
>>82727620

Tranny thing was a retcon in Cameron's 1986 sequel. Keep up.

>>82722214
anyone has sauce on this