Eurovision Song Contest 2017 Live-Thread #2

Hey guys, did you just hear the most popular song in the world?

>>82715962
>Israel inflatable hammer rising above all those flags

POETRY

>>82715962
There's really no need to be early, or even as soon as we hit bump limit

Bald manlet

>this was all set up

>Austrailia
Why is this

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this is cringe kino

>giant hammer with Star of David

>>82715962
PORTUGAL

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

These hosts should be retaking the Crimea

EPIC SAX GUY IS BACK

BASED
A
S
E
D

IF YOU READ THIS POST REPLY OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE WHILE WATCHING EUROVISION

oh boy here we go

>>82716090
but my mom isn't even watching it

>>82716090
Twunt

>>82715962
back to mu faggots. eurovision doesnt even qualify as a flick

>>82716082
OY VEY

>not using this stage and the attention of the world to call attention to Drumpf's atrocities

MOTHERFUCKING SAX GUY IS BACK

AND HIS FIRST SAX WAS BETTER

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>memes

>>82716087
fuuuuuucccccckkkkk yiiiiiir. he even looks like him!
wait..is it him??

>>82716137

that is him you fool

>>82716137
Yes

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>>82716137
IS HIIIIIIIIIIIIM

>>82716137
Ye

>>82716090
FUCK

MY MOM IS WATCHING EUROVISION

>>82716090

My favourite so far has been Armenia desu, what about you mate

this is reddit. this is memes. this is reddit. this is memes.

>>82716169
RIP

>>82716125
that is what the interval between the last act and scores is for

man that was a pretty good song

>>82715962
Only fags care about this shit

Axilla shot

>>82716137
It's the same group from 2010.

>>82716170
I can't even remember Armenia, it was that bad.

>>82716193
You care enough to have posted that.

>>82716193

but we're all watching it ironically

>>82716137
its sunstroke project so yeah

>>82716090
kys

What the fuck who let that gypsie in there
I bet he explodes

>Hungary has a cuck playing with a milk jug

>>82716203
Sing Austria's entry from memory right now if it was so great.

>>82716227
We are?

Time for prayer?

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BISMALLAH BISMALLAH

>>82716253
Forgot that one too tbqh

He's complaining about the treaty of Trianon

He looks like he doesn't even want to be here. Like a bet gone wrong.

>suddenly rapping

>>82716247
at least he speaks in his native language, singing in english unless you are GB should be forbidden

1/10 why even try

>>82716285
The what?

YAH LA LA MA MUH MUH MUH MUH MA (repeat x15)

Based #HUN

Anyone else want a Muller yogurt?

>Italy

Shit is about to get bananas

>>82716308
I like seeing the colonies trying to appease us though.

YULEBALAHAbALAHH
YO NIGGAS IN DA CLUB FUCK
YuuuLEHBUHLEHBAh

>>82716285
kek

How did this gypsie shit even get here

fug long hair is my weakness

>>82716322
>americans

Raise a glass britlads

>white power hand signal

Our guy

Its like a cheap Aladdin

Here we go lads

It's the Wiggles!

it's a cheap everything in hungry

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>>82716322

Peace Treaty of World War 1

Hungary got cucked out of 70% of their original land because they lost.

Spain for the win.

Time to start drinking lads

RIP Terry

I love this guy in SVU

LE LBGT PROPAGANDA! SUCH BRAVE

Did he bring The Wiggles on stage?

>backing singers dressed like the Wiggles

Are they trying to be those Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men?

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>a fucking monkey

wow the italian is performing with a black guy, truly diverse.

>>82716368
What the fuck have the yanks got to do with the treaty of Poopoo or whatever?

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What a mistake-a to make-a

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>gorilla on stage
what the fuck is this?

Italy is pure cringe. You know they're going to win because of it though.

>>82716475
diversity

Wow I didn't know they have Obama participating

>>82716459
hahaah

italy got my vote

I enjoyed that

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not fucking Harambe..

Dicks out for Harambe!!

Playing Shadilay over this desu lads.

>Anja

PHWOAR

>harambe died for this

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>>82716459
>Wait... you aren't human are you?

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Why does the stage look like a pioneer cdj

Denmark chick has some huge tits

Phwoar! Nice big boobs on the Danish girl!

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What did they mean by this?

>that amount of cultural appropriation

this amount of blatant racism should get them banned from next year tbqh famalam

t h i c c

DANISH AUSTRALIAN IS PURE SEX

It is time. Our commentator is in love with this chick.

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>tfw no gaptoothed thiccy

Christ, check out the norks on this one.

MILKIES

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This will be useful

which are the slutty performances this year?

ah yes an attractive blonde ladies, she's got my votes lads wew

>dem boobs
>tooth gap

fug

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>>82716544
damn. really makes me think

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>2 Australians in eurovision

GIANT JUGS

9/10
And I'm not talking about the performance :^)

Has anyone got their feet out yet?

Pretty lady. Shame about the song and the singing.

>>82716641
Hungary bird

>>82716641
Denmark lady was doing yoga in her hype vid

Nice that they've got the jizz effect running at the right time.

TIME FOR AUTISM

HEY

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

>>82716641
Dancer chick in the Hungarian entry.

A U T I S M

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Sax guy gonna clinch it

>>82716675
la la la la
burn in my light

Is he having a stroke?

Portugal is shit.

This guy has a Disney voice.

YES MY WAIFU

Autistic Portugal.

This Portugal guy looks like he should be out digging up corpses for Dr Frankenstein.

I didn't think his voice could be worse than his face

This guy CRUSHES pussy.

best song
he's acting autistic though

>>82716760
That's Fronkensteen

Dafuq is going on, is he retarded?

Get this nerd out of here.

Is he wearing his dad's suit?

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Was it autism?

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YOUR WINNER

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Portuguese Harry Stiles

>>82716760
underrated

>>82716807
more like
MY WIENER

>>82716798
Graham explained it, the song is supposed to be a little kid singing in his room

>>82716800
>>82716798
>>82716783
>>82716765
>>82716760
>>82716757
>>82716729
>>82716714
>>82716801
pls no bully

Did he just do le sneaky jew hands

>>82716807

THEM DANISH PASTRIES

>this bants

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>>82716807

Danish commentater: "Yes, Portugal has always had a hard time at the Eurovision song contest." LOL

I kept expecting that to take off and it just never did

>>82716807
DANISH JUGS

>MGP host
Should be a death sentence, imo

>SKELETONS

That was really good tbqh

LE FUNNY HORSE HEAD MAN IS HERE XD
LOL SO RANDUM

>>82716883
fuck the horse head

this is some top quality edgy shit

BASED NATURAL ARYANS INCOMING

PORTUGAL WILL SWEEP

What the fuck is this shit

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>>82716807
Me on the left

>No laughs

kek

>doom pop
Wtf even is that?

>not for you, Alex...

>>82716807
too aryan t b h

I'd still fuck her

What will be the Half-Time Show this year?

Literally Eva https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2J7Mo--zpg

Why do the lights over the stage look like a pair of legs squatting?

Leafy representing Azerbaijan?

2 SPOOKY

I'd plough Azerbaijan with my horse cock

Sounds like a Phantogram rip off.

>>82716921
livestream of the interracial breeding grounds followed by a terrorist attack

what did they mean by this

this sounds like that early 00's madonna album

HAHAHA DAMAGED: the act.

This reminds of a worse, more normie version of FKA Twigs.

How can people end up so far up their own ass that they don't realize how dumb and pretentious they look doing something like this?

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>>82716911

>>82716911
ANON. WANTS. MILKY... NOW!!!

I think I voted for this at the semifinal

Horseman is totally stealing my moves

The guy on the ladder was originally going to sing too, but he's a bit hoarse.

>>82716931
Are you talking about the horse guy?

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did she just say "Dat boi!"

s u c c

>bad boi

>Trump Trump Trump

>>82716971
Ok, it doesn't anymore thanks to the chorus.

>>82716984

Genius

A Z E R B A I S P O O K E D

>>82716984

Yes, I'm glad he reigned it in a bit

>>82716987
No. The lights above the stage between performances

>"I'm a skeleton"

>not dressed up skeletonally

>>82716926
The Portuguese entry?

A literal cartoon character

spooked

My Friend!

Oh god

it's time for Sam Tarly singing a duet with himself

Sarah Jessica Parker is not from Azerbajin, this is bullshit. They're flouting the rules.

BASED FAT MAN

Who let the fat bloke from Pawn Stars in?

Swedish commentators: "it's like my little pony meets Pol Pot"

hmm

THICC

Did she just mark them for the gas chambers?

SAMWELL TARLY

>>82717056
Lmao exactly what I said 2 minutes ago

>>82717041
Yep

Holy shit kill me

This song is so cheesy it hurts.

Holy fuck that fat swine is annoying to look at

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

TRUE GEORDIE REPRESENTING CROATIA, LIKE

Pavarotti meets Only way is Essex

he's a big guy

>>82717058
>Implying Celine Dion is Swiss
>Implying Katrina & the Waves are English

That half-and-half jacket is killing me

I love how his suit is half plastic.

>>82717121

DOES MY SINGING OFFEND YOU

Who let the Americans compete?

Is he /our guy/???

did you know the coratian Ustaze government during WWII conducted ethnic cleansing of Serbs? their vow was extend the Croatian border to Belgrade and of all the Serbs they met along the way they would forcibly convert one third, exile one third and kill one third.

He is multiple people

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Portugal winning is a win for autism worldwide.

These videos of him on the backing screen are great.

>>82717138
For you

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>>82717124
All I can think of when I see him

>>82717177
He ate the other guy before the show

Watching this event just reinforces my belief that the UK is better off getting out of the EU and away from these euro weirdos

>Alexander Rybak cucked MGP so hard it's now prerequisite to have at least one fiddle on stage for every song

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I mean this is all well and good, but can he save me money on my car insurance?

>>82717171
Sounds pretty based.

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>austraila

8/10

it'll come in the top 10

Wasn't this guy in Hanson?

>EUROvision

>this Australian fuccboi

fat guy still had the best vocal abilities

ooooh eurovision friend

>>82717196
Yeah because we don't have a ton of weirdos in our country too

this guy looks quarter abbo

Jesus I couldn't make boring songs even if I tried.

Did you guys knew he's native aborigen?

>>82717259
At least we can sing

>>82717237
No Silverchair

should be wearing one white glove for this

>>82717198
Scott Mills made that joke during the semifinal.

Mfw australia lose to an australian

Holy Final Fantasy

>>82717262
Half abbo I reckon

>video of my own gay face in the background

The fucking ego on this kid. Class.

>>82717196
We Scandinavians should learn from our brother Norway and leave EU too

bet this guy slays puss

>>82717275
We fucking can't pal.

>>82717259
Fuck off Jamal

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australia

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>>82717278
>I'm on the same level as Scott Mills

Well, fuck.

>>82717196
Hurry up and stick a few outboard motors on Dover.

>>82717306
UK music is leaps ahead of this eurotrash

This is shit, I was expecting the ozzies to knock it out of the park, but that was B L A N D

Looks like a skinmy version of the drug addict from fear the walking dead

>>82717268
I could buy it with those eyebrows and that nose.

>>82717317
>>82717278
>>82717198

hahahahaha fucking /tv/

GREECE IS WHITE

>tfw due to flag rules, the UK gets 1/4 of the Aussie vote

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weak as piss tune

THESE FUCKING HOSTS

>>82717368
we didn't last time

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>>82717354
I was about to post this

>>82717390
Its not their fault, they started learning English 4 months ago specifically for this

NEE-BULS

>>82717390
it's always cringe as fuck

FEET KINO

>>82717351
They should have sent the Asian in again. She did alright.

>>82717424
>>82717414
>>82717390
They should be defending Ukraine from Russia

>teh stenderh haz bin incrediblhee

Blimey. I'd Greece her up.

She would get it

>>82715962
Watching the Yuros trying to speak English is so great.

>>82717414
Are you serious?

Shit that's the hottest girl from Greece I've ever seen

I'd make her pay debnts.

>>82717440
Crimea is Russian dirt

"Let it all hang out"

>>82717465
I am meerkaat.

>>82717476
They might have known some before, but yeah

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>grease spending money on qts in eurovising instead of paying dembts

Bruh, why are her hands so big

>>82717503
Better handjobs.

>>82717492
Didn't they know they were hosting last year.

>>82717503
To stroke my huge black cock

i'd pay her debts bruh

>>82717500
>greece yu are of genus

look at all those hunks

holy shit, greece is a prime qt 3.14

>>82717503
So she can keep hold of all the money instead of paying denbts

Feels like a late 90s dance anthem all of a sudden. Loving it desu.

>>82717390
All the men are out there fighting the Russians rn desu, only gaibois are left to do this job

Frumpiest side boob of all time?

>>82717503
You scared of a little feminine penis?

Tranny.

>>82717500
They could barely afford outfits for the dancers

I wa-want her here ; ;

>>82716911
based downey jr

>>82717558
Not really. I mean she is fine but not really, not in general.

>>82717492
Huh, well in that case they could be a lot worse desu

>Spain

Time for some pretentious stoner shit

QT

>Fred lookalike representing Spain
Kek.

Seann Walsh up next.

Now this guy fucks.

>>82717599
>stoner

>In this case, he's probably quite lucky

Spain boy a cute, a cute!
Song's fucking shit though

Will the phone in votes go for the UK because all the euros want to show how much they hate the EU too?

>>82717559
Based

>>82717567
That's how I felt. I hated it at first but it picked up hard.

I like how Norton can barely hide that he clearly doesn't like this song one bit.

>Spain sent One Direction

that's cheating!

I wanna be a billionaire
So fucking bad

>>82717643
No

What is this shit, Spain??

Oh man, what the FUCK were they going for here?

Worst act of the night, by a solid mile.

What a shit song

Watching tonight's show has made me realise I am a pansexual

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>>82717643

GIBRALTAR IS ENGLISH CLAY

It sounds like The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars.

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>Eurovision will never go back to its sleazy 1990s heyday where half the performers were basically pornstars who were trying to better themselves

>doesn't sound anything like a '60s/'70s Cali beach song
>just dress it up and pretend it does

Kek, Spaniards are fucking dumb

My stream just crashed.
I assume it was an overload of gay in the buffer.

Just tuned in.

Europe is fucking cancer. God bless Brexit.

WE JUST WENT BACK 15 YEARS

Is this song about cunnilingus?

This shit is beyond gay

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oh god his voice broke appallingly there

FUUUUCK MY EARS

Am I the only one who likes this?

HANDS OFF OUR ROCK

>do it for your lover
>invite a genetically superior black man into your bedroom today

>>82717643
Does your entire life revolve around thinking about /pol/?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HE'S FUCKING SHIT
HE'S EITHER FLAT OR SHARP THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME LMAO

>>82717643
I'm pretty sure Victor Orban and Marine Le Pen don't watch Eurovision. Geert Wilders probably does because he has homosexual hair, but that's still only one vote.

>>82717726
Yes

>>82717724
I think it actually improved the song for a second.

TELL ME ABOUT NORWAY

WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK

>voice cracking

KEK Absolute failure of an act

Shitty Spanish reggae.

Must have taken all of 5 minutes to write this

This is the absolute worst performance I have ever seen

norway looks like fucking wiggers

EL-P for Norway

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He brings shame to all Spanish and hispanics

>>82717731
>not liking the EU is /pol/
jeepers, I didn't know all those elderly farmers in the south of England were /pol/tards

LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
LA LA LA LA LA LOVER
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

This one seems pretty good

>I'M GONNA KILL THAT VOICE IN MY HEAD

wut

Wait who am I doing it for?

>Lot of missed notes in there. I wonder if there's something wrong technically...or maybe he's just not great.

Bold strategy dressing like a Nazi concentration camp doctor.

>He stepped in when the original singer came to his senses

Is Sombra hacking the stream?

>>82717661
Random af

fuckin Alan Tudyk

TELL ME ABOUT JOWST. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

>>82717794
Yes, because you're an elderly farmer posting on /tv/ during the Eurovision.

Cancer

>>82716090
Fuck

>>82717837
fuck

>>82717791
>trying to claim Cubans

Fuck off.

This Norway song is based, but I bet nobody votes for it because songs that are too electronic never do well.

>"You can't have a more awkard contestant than Spain"
>Norway: "Hold my drink"

>kill kill kill kill

Uh....

>>82717866
Are Cubans not hispanic now?

>>82717837

Europe is a cultural desert. And they have the nerve to complain about Anglo cultural hegemony.

I like this overlay with the faces, it's neat

>>82717787
Was thinking the same thing

Would be perfect if he committed suicide live on stage at the end of this set.

Daft Punk, amirite? Le electronica

Norway are fucking shite and unfortunately this song is the hookiest so far
Eurovision is so fucking embarrassing

This one has grown on me.

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>Anja's tits bouncing when they cut to her cheering

>at least one gay schizophrenic will be pushed over the edge by this song tonight

>>82717476
told you

It's our time next britlads