Eurovision Pre-Hype Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddo8n_8pKrQ
Why didn't this qualify?

Australia will win.

>>82703963
could Australia ever win? The time difference would kill the show next year.

>>82703963
God I hope we don't come second so I have to hear the collective butthurt for the next 12 months about how we where "cheated"

Any links for ameritards to watch? Or will I have to wait closer to the start?

>>82704350
they get to choose a country in Europe where they will host it. Most likely UK

>>82706213
wait for scandinavians to show up. Also I recomed the Grahan Norton stream

>>82703826
I really hope Australia wins, so this embarrassing shitshow will stay as far way as possible from the continent for the next year.

>>82703826
Italy is fucking based. Hope they will win but I fear that the song is way too fucking good for Eurovision.

>>82703826
Go to /int/ no point posting about this shit here.

>>82706470
>its being shown on tv and thus relevant to /tv/
>durr hurr go post on /int/

Butthurt americuck detect

>>82706558
Britfag retard.

And /int/ has been having stickies for the prelims all week.

But fine, you're free to stay here with the no flags and the blacked threads kek.

>>82703826
You're all watching the UK stream, right? Graham Norton is the only thing that makes this trainwreck entertaining.

>>82706470
hello newfag

>>82706618
he doesn't know that there are eurovision threads on /pol/, /int/, /tv/, /mu/, /sp/...

This is tonight?

I guess I'll be watching with you guys then.

>>82706430
Italian music is always the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i483knGRppA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXmnOativFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIYpxL1VfPk

are we allowed to have eurovision threads on /tv/ or do we have to move to /int/?

>>82707092
There has always been eurovision threads on /tv/ so why should it be any different this year?

>>82707138
There have always been Bane threads on /tv/ too but mr hotpocket head enjoys deleting them now

>>82703826
Why are Israel and Australia allowed to compete? I don't get it.

>>82707197
as long as we don't get american mods again we are good

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>>82703826
>allowing in Israel and Australia but not US

>tfw UK

We're not getting any fucking point tonight because of Brexit are we?

>>82707312
Eustralia, Eusrael

>>82707331
>again

>>82707312
If Americans were allowed to vote it would be a disaster

>France are singing in English this year

The eternal anglo wins again

>>82707331
The song is shit anyway, it's literally just a slow 4/4 crotchet rhythm throughout. It sounds like something a child could have made.

>>82703942
Live performance was kind of shit desu.

Music video is pretty cool tho

>>82707388
The eternal anglo always wins

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>>82707387
>they don't even allow in Russia or T*rkey so that they can control votes
Pathetic tbqhwy

>>82703826
UK are going to get last place probably.

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>Australia wins
>EUROvision is in Australia in 2018

What's your favourite Eurovision song?

It better not be some meme song like Euphoria or Satellite

>>82707235

Israel have been in it for a few decades and Australia:

>As former Bake Off host Mel Giedroyc explained on BBC's Eurovision: You Decide: "The simple fact is, Australia’s host TV broadcaster SBS is part of the European Broadcasting Union, otherwise known as the EBU
>"And this is a qualification requirement for entering the Eurovision Song Contest. So that’s why we’ll see them in May."
>It turns out Eurovision has had a bit of a cult following Down Under, with millions of people tuning in every year, despite it not starting until 2am.
>It costs SBS a small fortune to broadcast Eurovision, but the ratings more than make up for it.

Which Eurovision entry has the best kino performance on stage?

I vote for Croatian fat man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkP0xw_i_Ho

>>82707312
EBF is a different organisation than the EU, hence Russia can participate as well

Anyone else surprised that Slovenia didn't get through?

I thought it was a great song and performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbGub2klcV4

>>82707496
no. They choose the country where they will host it.

>>82707502

Satellite was dope though

2010 was the best year for Eurovision

Best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmeCC53FKes

>>82707519
>we want the Disney audience

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>>82707519
Based Omar" rape the girl and do the twirl" Naber

Not singing in a country's native language should be immediate disqualification.

>>82707731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxbLK3lUYlE

>>82703826
Fuck of with this gay shit. Eurovision is everything 4chan despises.

>>82707770
Yeah no. Eurovision is great.
Maybe you just don't get it?

>>82707770
Learn how to spell, you twerp. Also go back to /pol/.

>>82703826
There are so many non European participants they should find a new name for it.

>>82707770

>Eurovision is everything 4chan despises.

t. newfag

You've literally never been on /int/ if you think that newfriend

>>82707770
you're just jealous you don't have americanvision

>>82707770
>4chan is one person

kys /pol/yp.

>>82707868
fuck off. /pol/ is pro eurovison too

see >>>/pol/125339654

>>82703826
Isn't this a /mu/ related thread.

>>82707806
>>82707808
>>82707839
>>82707841
>>82707868
>all these fags waiting for some Tumblr singing contest that's just a cover up for race-mixing and tranny propaganda

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>>82707974

fuk u faggot

>>82708026
That's the only decent winner in decades.
And since they changed the voting system there will never be a rock music winner ever again.

>>82707388
there's only like 5 words in the chorus that are in english

>>82707731
No, let's all use English as our lingua franca to celebrate our diversity despite UK not wanting to do anything with Europe.
It's fucking nuts I know.

So the spanish song is good guys?

Or we sended another meme song?

>>82707965
>Eurovision
>Anything to do with music
If anything, it belongs in /pol/, /int/ or /lgbt/

>>82708358
We have not send a good song since Roberto Chikilicuatre

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Alberto Barbosa here, do we have a chance? We've literally never won.

>>82708449
>Chikilicuatre

It should have been La Casa Azul you fucking fag.

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>>82708478
Nah

>>82708478
Betting odds say you are the favorite. Spain expected for last position

REMINDER THAT THE BEST EUROVISION THREADS ARE ON /INT/, /TV/ MODS DON'T CARE AND WON'T STICKY

>>82708941
Whatever fag we are going to at least have a comfy thread here.

Reminder that this is peak Eurovision kino:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA

>>82708941
comfy

>>82707331

Brexit didn't stop us getting zero points any of the other years.

>>82707502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_GxX2HZ_g
Best song.

>>82711293
>>82707502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
This one too.

>>82703826
So is /tv/ flooded with slavshits, or do wEuros actually still watch this shit? Hell, even semi slavshits like me no longer follow.

>>82711357
Only fags watch this shit and we all know 4chan is full of fags

>>82711384
Not really, eurovision was an ebin meme in eastern europe for a while after communism because it was a big boys club sort of thing. Nowadays even most of these countries have gotten tired of it, I think.

>>82707331
Yeah Brexit, that's why our shit song by a Welsh girl who can't sing will get no points

Totally

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>>82703826
>EUROvision
>1. Israel

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>>82711557

I'm going to hide this thread due to not being a homosex

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>>82711587
Don't be like that anon, join us for banter and memes

As a Bulgarian,I'm surprised went that far.I hope our boy wins but that parking space teeth though.

Where can I watch this?

>>82707056
Battiato was too based for this country.
He tried to be politician and called the entire parliament a bunch of whores.

>>82703826
In my country, it's considered gay to be excited about MGP.

Is this where the Eurovision thread will be?

I don't want to be in some backwater /int/ or /sp/ thread.

The UK doesn't need a good entry because it wins by virtue of having the best presenter for the show.

>>82712172
/int/ is Eurovision ground zero, this is the backup thread

They're not allowed on /sp/

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We should ban English except for UK, Malta and Ireland

>>82707770
we watch it ironically retard

>>82708315
United Kingdom not wanting to be in the EU does not co-relate to the UK not wanting anything to do with Europe. I guess that's always been the critique against the UK because they're not continental but still. Let's not jump overboard, Germany

>>82712377
Yeah, every country should be forced to sing in the native language(s), desu
So boring when it's just 30 almost identical ballads in broken English.

Of course, that would make English speaking countries win far more often (like in the old days), but it's definitely worth it.

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>>82703826
>eurovision

>israel first
pottery

REMINDER THAT YOU ARE ROOTING FOR BELGIUM

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbomdE81_mA

Is there any nation that unironically just sings? No weird spectacle or 2deep4me message. Just singing.

>>82712979
Yeah, loads. All shitty boring ballads

I prefer watching it with /int/, sorry.

>>82713041
Previous years /int/ got all the /sp/ refugees and moved too fast and was full of shitposting. /tv/ is usually more chill

>>82712918
>Belgium

But that's not Italy anon

Is this going to be streamed online anywhere?

>>82707487
russia is allowed in. ukraine kicked them out.

>>82713107
Youtube, iplayer and stv are the big three

Post more KINO entries.

>Lelgium 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G48p8eNhnd8

>>82713071
Someone explain the /sp/ meme to me?

I thought /sp/ was sports but they way it's described sounds like shit posting.

Post your nations best and worst Eurovision entries
Best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IN3fTx3Czo

Worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTXCVyclNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1cuimKLNpU

Also that time we sent a turkey puppet, I dont know whether this is good or bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3kxGo_gro

>>82707487
Russia and Turkey are both invited, they both threw their toys out the pra and refuse to take part

>>82713139
Back before the mods destroyed the board, it was always shitposting and spamming in event threads. Typical meathead culture

>>82703826
quick quick claim your eurovisionfu

>>82707502
That one Lordi did was still my all-time favorite.

>>82713172
Ah so not sports then.

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>>82713189

>>82713141
Jedward is fucking great cunt

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>>82713189
>inb4 she fucks up again like the semifinal and bursts into treats again

>>82713189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdybVsBESQc

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>>82713189

>mfw I have to watch Doctor Who first before watching Eurovision

Is it even worth it m8s?

>>82713314
Back to /a/ with you

>>82713318
Fuck no

It's never worth it

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
for BBC coverage in 47 bings with based Graham Norton

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>>82713352
no

GET IN HERE.

>>>/sp/75885316
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FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, /sp/ MODS AREN'T BEING CUNTS

>>>/sp/75885316
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>>82713627
Pass

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>>82703826
Degenerates

Make this a sticky please

>>82703942
That's pretty excellent indeed, but it's not really a Eurovision song. Eurovision music is meant to be special and not just sound like Netsky or someone.

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>(((Eurovision)))
Hans...get ze other flammenwerfer. Schneller!

>>82713627
BTFO

>>>/sp/75886260

>>82707502
Ultimate meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjo3PIABpVQ

It came something like 23rd. Get on my level, plebs.

>>82714228
Spain will come last today so it isn't that bad famalaya

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>>82707512

>Which Eurovision entry has the best kino performance on stage?

Oh please, no one can ever beat epic sax guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws4COisklac

>>82706430
Sure they would have won back in 2015 had it not been for the jury
if the song is good i think people will vote for it

>>82714272
>meme magic

Get fucked retard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NlvQ6Ln9fc

why the US is not participating?
scared much euros?

convince me to stay here instead of going to the int thread.

>>82714338
on /tv/ no one knows you're a brit

>>82712197
Petra Mede is the queen of Eurovision. Nobody else comes close. One year recently, she even did the intermission show in addition to hosting it, and was better than any of the songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29tZAqJKtxs

>>82714306

What the fuck is this ? I though black people had rhytm, he looks like he shit his pants or something.

>>82711337

And this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH4BFTELME

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>Celebrate diversity
<only European cultured countries

what did they mean by this?

>>82713139
I'm from /sp/. A lot of posters there like pretending to be le alpha Chad bro, even though a 4chan poster pretending to be a normie is literally the most Reddit thing imaginable. It's my board's biggest shame.

>>82713107
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>/int/ sticky is moving too fast now

guess I'll stay here

>>82714428
If you're only going to post songs that actually won, this is the GOAT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k59E7T0H-Us

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>>82703826

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

IRELAND:

>literally every video is blocked in the us

I thought Slovenia deserved to qualify, and thought Ireland wasnt so bad either as opposed to top generic material like Norway

based fag: http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

annoying fag: http://www.logotv.com/eurovision-song-contest/live-stream

>>82714689
Ireland was shite

>>82714760
Thats what all you uk fags think,but i dont get it. IT WAS DECENT WHETHER YOULIKEMIT ORNOT

How many will we get today britlads?

>>82714797
He looks like a fucking faggot, but that's what Europe likes and your faggot ass

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Frenchfu claimed !

>>82714836
5 points

Graham Norton is probably the best thing about eurovision

>>82714836
-5

It's on! Lice from Kiev!

Who /SP/ here?

this is the comfy eurovision thread

portugal bloke looks dirty

STICKY WHEN

Is Croatia /ourguy/?

DIVERSITY!

Anyone seen the semis? Is this going to be a funny and good year or a boring year?

sweden with the white power salute

Belgium looks like she doesn't want to be here.

>celebrate diversity
>3 FUCKING WHITE MALES

>>82715032
Graham said that the semi's haven't weeded out the weird like this year like they usually do, so should be fun.


I know one of the songs is listed on wiki as an Alt Metal song

I only watched the first semi final show, my favourites from that were Portugal, Moldova and Belgium. As for the others i'll wait and see/

Any livestreams around?

>>82715038
she was super nervous and cried at the semis, but got her final ticket as the last one

>>82715032
There's a few fun events, but a lot of ballads too

It'll do

>>82714879
He is half the show.

>>82715065
1 of them is sweden, get fucked memers

>Graham Norton makes a white males aren't diverse enough joke
Fucking kill me.

tfw no Russia to annex part of the Ukrainian act

>>82715071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

>>82715065
>OMG STRAIGHT WHITE MALES :|
>Well...
>Okay, white males anyway

>Graham Norton shitting on the terrible hosts
Now I remember why I watch this.

>>82715123
We and twitter have been saying that all week in the semis. Stop acting offended

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>Celebrate diversity
>All the contenders are white

mfw

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>>82703826
>it's that time of year again
I'm going to sleep, wake me up when the black FtM tranny wins.

>>82715185
Clearly you missed Hungary

UK just complained about three white presenters.

Remainder of the spanish singer.

https://twitter.com/JineteTravis/status/830553788431872001

>Israel's guy shown working out in the gym
Mossad confirmed

>>82715196
>casuals who didn't watch the semis talking shit about eurovision

Salvadore (Portugal) is basically /r9k/ in human form and he's white male, and likely to win

>>82715123
I'll take that over an old Irish guy bitching about slavs voting for each other.

>>82715208
>Complained
He was joking

>>82715208

Graham Norton does what he wants

Oh god Israel really need an auto-tuner.

>aaaaHHHaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaa
Sasuga Israel

The israelis sounds like SHIT: what the fuck.

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Graham is great, but I do miss Terry.

>>82715235
In that case I might watch it, but if he's really /r9k/ in human form I think it'd be more fitting if he lost spectacularly at some point.

Maybe they'll let Britain win

Try to lure us back

>>82715228
His calves were shit.

BREAKING PALESTINE TO PEICES

Are these Jews called fucking INRI

They really rub our faces in it

oy gevalt! His vocals got shoah'd

>>82715310
LEL

WHAT IS THIS SHIT VOICE

I prefer the pol thread it's funnier? Later fuckers

Palestine will break more than his voice does

I like Nprton's talkshow, but I do not like him as Eurovision commentator!
He's so rude! Like come on, guy, there's no reason to be so mean, it's actually bullying and I'm sorry but that's not funny to me at all.

KNOTTED

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>you will never have a qt euro gf

why live

>poland playing the cleavage card again

>>82715291
We're coming dead last, mate.

>>82715291
They have to let the UK win next year so when they host it in 2019 every nation will have to fuck around at border control

>>82715333
Kek

>Her brother will be fiddling with her on stage tonight
Graham Norton getting the l-lewdness in early I see.

>>82715213
what am I watching?

apparently the UK is quite popular with the judges which counts for half the vote, so it might not be too low

>Her brother will be fiddling with her

Based Norton

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>>82715396
That's depressing, I really hate our song

They should focus more on that violinist'a moves.

>>82715415

Gross

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>her brother will be fiddling with her

>>82715349
All English people just watch Eurovision to make fun of it. I don't like the constant hate either, but he manages some good quips and I've never heard how other countries do it.

>fire like a burning desire

deep

>>82715349
Pussy

>FREEDOM

who is the hottest girl we can expect?

anything remotely close to the butter churners from a couple year ago?

Pol isn't even funny bad, just boring and uninspired

>>82715472
greece looked hot senpai

>>82715472
This ;
>>82714859

is there some kind of rule that all the songs have to be meaningless drivel? its almost like a parody of vapid empty pop songs

Do other country's hosts take it seriously? Is it just us that takes the piss out of all the acts? I can imagine Ireland might be banterous.

>cheeky norton

reminding me why I watch this

>the UK puts a large amount of money into a music competition just so we can all watch and mock it

If that isn't true British values then I don't know what is

FUCKING CHEATING POLES

>>82715514
Continentals don't do pop music terribly well.

> graham likes this song

hes going senile

>>82715476
Yeah that song needed to escalate hard about halfway through to even be a cliché.

strong 1 from me

>>82715472
>>82715472
the danish one seems up that alley

>>82707770
I always thought only teenage girls watch Eurovision.

any stream link to based graham?

>>82715529
It's not great but it is the best so far.

>>82715526
>tfw UK will score Poland high

>Not in English

NYET

>can't get subtitles in English

Disappointing

>>82715559
Them and drunk 4channers

>>82715550
She's not even Danish, she's from Australia and has Danish grandparents or something.

>>82715559
Youre thinking of homos

>>82715517
Ireland rarely gets in because all they do is bants. France tries it occasionally too.

The rest all seem pretty serious.

>>82715514
That's what gets the votes. Remember that most people watching this are not native speakers of English, so it would be unwise to go all Finnegan's Wake on them.

Based Petra Mede, queen of Eurovision, did a parody of it last time Sweden hosted. It was called How to Win Eurovision or something like that.

>>82715071
find the UK stream, you need Graham Norton commentary for this

>>82715600
did they get in with My Lovely Horse or not

This guy wants to be Justin timberlake so badly

>His real name is actually... Very different
Dammit Norton

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>>82715600
>Ireland have still won it more than anyone else
>haven't won since the 90s
>usually don't even qualify
The golden age is over

>>82715610
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

For God's sake

Have some pride Austria

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Get off me, you prick!

/pol/ took the moon on the stage to be an Islamic symbol instead of a moon

lol

>>82715665
>>82715610
For foreigners like me

https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

Any """"""fun""""""" acts this year?

>>82715610
>>82715646
The man is a national treasure.

>>82715715
Moldova just because of 'le epic sax guy', beyond that its not so much fun acts as it is weirdos thinking they're fun

>>82715667
It's like this song's taken from a set of rejected Tweenies songs.

This song is too 'normal,' like I could hear it on the radio. Austria haven't embraced the 'what' factor that Eurovision entry needs to elicit.

Awaiting the last few acts, that's usually when Graham has gotten really drunk and just shits on everything

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>>82715767
>Austria haven't embraced the 'what' factor that Eurovision entry needs to elicit.

hmmmm...

Finally at least someone dressed like a sci-fi villain.

Kek everyone that watched Eurovision is either a faggot or a transsexual

Fucking kys

the whole eurovision thing is more gay than actual male + male relationship

>>82715705
They really need to leave their bubble.

>>82715646
He said Very Difficult

>>82715715
Verka Serduchka is guest performing.

Based Armenia.

>>82715808
Thank god

The Eurovision is how Americans on 4chan learn geography

I want to fugg this armenian

I want to see her get blacked desu

>>82715791
I just mean with this entry.

>>82715836
Amerifats should fix their shit education

Fuck drumpf

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>>82715794
That's the only way to do it

>>82715794
Max lel

But wow, I had no idea the bad guy out of Stargate was such a good singer.

>>82715847
You mean the backing dancers?

zzZzzz what a load of crap

It's an omen, Graham.

THICC WINCEST

THICC TWINS

jesus I want the thicc one to sit on my face

>>82715882
It's the only way to give me a bone.

Seriously don't get the Norton love.
He's so forced. Do you guys actually find the stuff he says even the tiniest bit funny, or do you just enjoy it because it's /int/ tier insults?

Cry no more

What did he mean by that

Fat Hailee Steinfield?

Left > right > middle

>>82715917
That's Brexit for you.

>>82715930
Does your guy talk during the songs?

>>82715930
Get off your high horse.

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>>82715959
Norton is "my guy"

>>82715959
Norton doesn't

It's like them birds from hercules

>tfw high notes are hard and you just decide not to bother hitting them

>>82715930
He's a queen with just the right amount of bants, and they're generally solid.

Personally I preferred Wogan, but Norton does a great job, and there's no way I'd watch without him.

>>82707770
Eurovision is the time when all of 4chan gathers together to laugh their asses off at how fucking retarded Yuropoors are.

My favorite holiday.

>>82715961
Is it really a high horse to find him super unfunny?

>>82715993
except shit

NEW THREAD

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I like this

>>82715930
Just watch a stream without him...?

>>82716028

>7 posts too early

>>82715930
Brits think we're too good for this contest, so they love it when he shits on everyone. Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the country who unironically enjoys the music rather than treating it like a drinking game.

>>82716012
Glad you ameritards have one day a year to do that, we laugh at you everyday.

>this cringy audience stuff

EPIC SAX GUY

BASED

bump limit

MOTHERFUCKING SAX GUY

SAX INCOMING

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>>82715930

I'm actually liking this one.

Am I that drunk already?

>>82716159
I can imagine hearing it in the charts

>>82716159
It's great and they have very talented leg.

>>82716040
You are you boring cunt

>>82716159

I much preferred it to this gypsy chanting

>>82716048
We're natural entertainers. Glad you enjoy us!

Dude looks like hes about to jump into a bull fight