give me one thousand dollars

>>82703420
>there's a bee on you 'at

>>82703420
ama wait in the car toda Ton

UP IN THE CLUB

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>>82703420
>prep your wife for me

itsa stupida fackin game

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>tfw she was right all along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdOA_7HkZZY

Stop questioning the Chinese government.

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WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION!

A. SHE WAS A WHOOER

B. SHE HIT ME

Best scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHE2-ezilU

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I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOOOOOOOOOPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da3wnTLijEo

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>>82706938

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>>82706938

THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME

>>82706938
>>82707231
Based Ralphie

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you know Quasimodo predicted all this

>>82703575
When I first watched The Sopranos I thought the song was saying "Open the door" which made me confused.

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>>82707326

>>82707029
>tfw introduced my mother to the sopranos and now she's drinking Fresca

SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

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who /staz/ here

>>82707950

SACRE BLEU! WHERE IS ME MAMA?

A GERMAN SHEPHERD'S SHAVED ASSHOLE WON FIRST PRIZE

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why did they CGI in the trash in this scene?

I have Rincon Continental

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I I've been rewatching this show lately. I watched it when it was on back then. What I'm doing now is skipping all the home bullshit, Carmella, meadow, pussy ass son. And I'm also skipping every therapy session. So it's basically all mob stuff.
I'll tell you, these mobsters are all retards. The only one who was actually with it was Christofuuuur.
If he wasn't a junky he would've been boss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1U7MLr5eSU

>>82708316
That's what I did last time. Carmela's annoying as shit, and Meadow's only good to look at. Her annoying Long Island accent gets on my nerves. You're supposed to be from New Jersey, you dumb cunt

>>82708316
Isn't that one of the major themes of the show? Their whole livelihood being in decline?

https://youtu.be/Oz0uEzRSWXw

>>82706938
How come its not okay to lick a pussy, but its okay to kiss guy on the lips?

>>82708316
>T. pleb that

UP IN THE CLUB

>>82708316
Carmella made me stop watching the show for a month during their divorce period. She makes me fucking hate the show. Now, im just skipping the therapy sessions. I dont know how ill deal with Carmella's bitch ass this time.

>>82708662
Dreamcatcher? More like semencatcher, amirite?

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>>82703420
anyone else think he looks like mozart?

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>>82708769
Gimmee One Tousand Dollars How Bow Dah

>>82708316
I can only imagine how much of a pleb you are in real life. The therapy and home life scenes are the most patrician parts of the show you damn normie. Fucking idiot.

>>82708713
Carmela was one of my favorite female character ever. The hypocrisy in her every statement just shone through. She constantly acted holier than thou and yet she's getting to live in a mansion built off the blood and stolen money of others. I loved when they split up and Tony called all the lawyers in town to taint them against her, that was such a spiteful, vindictive move and it totally showed that bitch up.

>>82708938
Yeah its basically half of what makes the show actually good. If youre just in it for the mobsters killing dudes youre probably some kinda retard or something

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>>82709041
such an accurate character. only thing I didnt like was the love story subplot between her and furio. it felt very contrived.

>>82709089
Or you've already seen all the nagging and just want to rewatch the enjoyable parts.....

>>82709089
Honestly, I can barely remember the hits in the show. When I look back and think on it, I always think more about the character moments and the fallout of the hits. The hits themselves were usually pretty lame tbqh familam

>>82709041
I hated absolutely everything about her except her sticking to her husband.

>>82703420
>stupid-ah fuckin' thread

>they suck eachothers cocks hehe

I legit cried when Tony flat lined in s6.

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The smoke he hires for his own mother.

>>82709752
I legit jacked off when Paulie sniffed Adriana's panties, pretending they were mine

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SI MONTE O SI MA MONTE E NA JASTEEEMMM

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Finn DeTrolio

I HATA DA NORSE

>tfw roadtrips with my dad are pretty much this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tIfTaFJTZI

>>82708512
>Isn't that one of the major themes of the show? Their whole livelihood being in decline?
The show's named The Sopranos because The Castrati would be tipping their hand

>>82710380
Is this the phantom menace or attack of the clones?

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>>82710496
>I'm no fuckin mental midget
>not this skinny ginny

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>>82710380
My Arch Big Guy

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IM IN NO MOOD

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silent as a mouse peeing on cotton

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>>82708688
>>82709122

DUBS, BELLA

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>>82703420
word to da wise: watch it

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itsa stupida fackin game

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>>82710557

>>82708890
>Bregoli? Over here!

>>82706683
KEK

>>82708769
Gimme a thousand notes

>>82711569
Jango Fett, my arch-nemesis

>>82712042

UP IN THE CLUB

>>82712042
UP IN THE CLUB

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>>82703420
did anyone else just skip the dream sequence episodes
holy shit it was so boring

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>>82713938
bait

>>82712042
UP IN THE CLUB

>>82714006

This gives me a strong sense of dread.

>>82714006
not even bait i tried to watch them but i just skipped around the episodes

>>82712042
UP IN THE CLUB

>>82708168
wtf is this anyway meat and lettuce?

>>82714096
You missed the best parts of the series

>>82715599
it just boring drawn out sequences and forehadowing so sub 120 iq people can feel smart when they work it out

>>82707029

>tfw you'll never be Ralphie
>tfw Janet will never put a vibrator in your ass while jerking you off

why live

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>>82703420


>>>>>Estupido faaaaacking game.

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>>82716499
Furio's paintings are great

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>>82716642
Yeah. Until recently I had no idea he was an artist, or art collector.

>>I am a pleb.

>>82716499

he looks like Robert De Niro here

>>82706938
>Ralphie's favourite movie is Gladiator

What a fucking pleb.

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>>82716878
He looks different when he's not in character.

Why are Richie and Ralphie the same character?

Is it just me or is Phil Leotardo more reasonable in the end?

>Tony took the power from his own uncle
>Tony talks to a psychiatrist
>Refusing to give Tony B. to NY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-YlD9UrpA4

>>82717343
Richie gave panic attacks to Tony. Richie was absolutely based.

Tony hated Ralphie because Tony was always insecure from his dark side. Ralphie embraced it and made him feel insecure.

>>82717348
>there's no scraps in my scrapbook

>>82709041

Meadow to. Cliche rich suburban limo liberal, yet loves the quality of life her fathers crime affords her and make not a single effort to not engage in it.

>>82717348
>>Tony took the power from his own uncle
His uncle that tried to kill him twice at least.

>>Tony talks to a psychiatrist
Literally no one cares by this time, neither Lupertazzi or Sacks was worried about it so there's no reason for Phil to care.

>>Refusing to give Tony B. to NY
It was his cousin and he was killed anyway, no reason other than pettiness to still be so asspained about that.

>>82717343
How so?

>>82708938
they have absolutely no replay value though. the foreshadowing and everything is so heavy. So if you are rewatching the show seeing all the foreshadowing of stuff you know is going to happen is painfully boring. So I also skip the dream sequences and therapy sessions when I rewatch the show.

>>82703420
I break-a you head

>>82710380
>"My bottom line was impacted!"

>"I know Vito's bottom was impacted."

>>82712042
UP IN THE CLUB

>>82717348
no he just happens to be in place to benefit and make the move when Tony goes totally off the rails and alienates everyone he works with and for.

I think he's supposed to be even more fucked up than Tony, in terms of running the mob into the ground. Because doesn't he represent the guys that got arrested in the last big breaking of the mob that pretty much ended it as it was.

(OC obviously still exists but the italian mob is nerfed the us now)

>one thousand...more?

stupida fucking game

>>82712042
UP IN THE CLUB

this anti-italian sentiment needs to stop

>>82708168
Because they were satisfiiiiiied

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Tony Soprano? Original G

>>82717116
He looks so cozy

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>>82708316
>Skipping a bunch of scenes

What the fuck?

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>>82712042
UP IN THE CLUB

>>82703420

>You were standing too close

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>>82716176
>Tfw too smart to watch a show properly

>>82718841
>rewatching boring parts and thinking it makes you better than people that don't

you're a straight fag.

>>82719043
You have no business watching the show. Holy fuck.

>>82719033
yeah, i am my logical IQ is 148 I work out plots to anything most things easily. it can be boring if everything is based some hidden twist.

What was the worst plotline in this show? For me it was Vitos gay story in New Hampshire.

>>82719227
wow what are you doing wasting your time watching shitty american television. you should be out there engineering nuclear reactors.

>>82719376
that was shark jumping time.

>>82719376
Furio/Carmella relationship

>>82703420
Honestly, what would you do in this situation?
If you give him money, you'll be laughing stock of the entire family. If you refuse to give him money, he'll probably fuck you up, and even if you manage to fight back you are fucked because you beat up a made guy.

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You sound like a big guy pissing in there

>>82720775
have your money in an envelope so he wont have to school you

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>>82706938

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>>82721445
>ralphie will never make you his specialty scrambled eggs

>>82718841
It's a millennial thing. Just look at the Twin Peaks threads. People who haven't seen it are constantly asking if they should just skip several episodes. I don't get it either to be honest.

>>82719384
I dont have a real job and i dont want one i sell and buy ingame currencies in mmos make about 10x the average wage in my country

>>82719227
If you don't like the show, why even watch it in the first place?

>>82703468
STUPIDA FUCKING GAME

>>82717108
That's the joke.

>>82708168
Same reason they cgi'd tony's bitch mom's face in that one episode. Most people still had crappy CRT's and "fuck you it's good enough."

>>82718020
Janice fucked them both

>>82718841
The dr milfi scenes are skippable as fuck

Also any scene that focuses on AJ (like the Blanca ones or him with his friends)

>>82708168
Because it's not feasible to get a ton of garbage.

How autistic can you fags be?

>>82708168
I actually didn't even notice that. Not even when I rewatched it.

>CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE BRING ME A GABAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>you will never shave points with Junior
>you will never listen to All Right Now with Tone.
>you will never be asked about by Carmine
>you will never collect with Sil
>you will never sit in front of Satriale's with the crew

>>82721091
>tfw you try convincing your friends it was a joke but they crash your plane with no survivors anyway

>>82722124
Tone, it was my heart medication, I don't do that.

What a bitch baby, he left a beautiful life with Johnny Cakes, I hate him. He didn't deserve him, fuck Vito.

>>82722071
>you will never be told to "watch it" by Paulie

>>82717982
Phils the kind if guy who's perpetually butthurt over everything. He remembers every slight and insult and nurses a grudge over every one.

>>82711451
listen here you weirdo fuck

>>82722592
You're a wormy cocksucker, ya know that?

>>82722433
He wasn't suited to be a leader and deep down he knew it. So concerned with looking weak he just decided to be a hard ass with everything. Sooner or later it was going to get him killed.

>>82717116
Damn Furio's sexy as a motherfucker

>>82722592
The balls on this prick

>>82717343
Richie is clearly established as a villain from his first episode. Ralphie is just really bad dude.

>>82722171
He actually had a hot wife too by the shows standards.

>>82717116
Fucking based

>>82703420
>Furio is one of my best guys that I had to bargain for just to get from Italy
>I'm gonna make him my fucking driver
What the fuck was Tony's problem?

>>82723458
In S2 he was all about "muh good old times" and made guy stereotypes which Furio presonified.
In S4 he barely gave a fuck about such nonsense.

>>82723458
He was a reliable dude and probably the toughest guy in a scrap outta the whole crew, plus brand new to america, why not keep him close so he learns the ropes

>>82723798
Just seemed like a real step down for Furio and a slap in the face honestly.

>>82723458
Tony's a malignant cunt.

>>82723906
>be soldier in italy
>be soldier in america
He was already a made guy, why would he care, Tony was the boss

>>82724149
Because driving is for low-tier mopes, not for real earning types like Furio. And after all the shit Tony went through to get him you'd think he'd have him do something a little more productive. I mean I know he makes collections too but still, he could've done more.

>>82724491
Furio collecting from the rub and tug is one of my favorite scenes.

>>82724536
Yeah it was a real cocktease because you don't really see Furio that badass again.

So serious question.

Why was Tony's house so fucking huge compared to any of the other capos at the start of the show before he becomes the boss.

Was he just better than any of them at mafiaing?

>Bonponsiero: He's wired for sound

Am i the only one who thought he was trying to warn Tony about Big Pussy being a snitch?

>>82724586
They don't all make money from the same things. They sometimes get businesses for health insurance and a small take, and then earn money on their own schemes, as long as they kick up to Tony.

I can't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure Tony had a couple big scores and a good money laundering system, and that's why he's got a big house and a lot of money coming in constantly, not just from his kick ups.

>>82724586
junior probably could have had some kind of mansion but i think he just preferred his old house

>>82724635
Who said that?

>>82724742
I said before Tony becomes boss. When he and the others were all capos and the boss was in hospital.

>I'm not the one who was selling heroin, and I'm not the one who got pinched for it.

Why was big pussy selling heroin to crabs?

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backstory on this guy?

"Caramela... it's-a me... foowie-o...
Did I leave-a my sun- glasses up-a you ass?"

>>82721784

>Also any scene that focuses on AJ (like the Blanca ones or him with his friends)

What's happening anon? It hit close to home?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHu9D8armIA

>>82724827
Out of the Bada Bing crew only Paulie was a capo, and he got promoted in season 2.

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>>82724955

>>82724955
For the extra money obviously, not kicking up to tone

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>>82709041
It's amazing what a difference good writing can make

>>82724635
that's exactly what he was trying to do you tool

>>82725085
What are you talking about? Most of them were capos from that crew by s6, the whole beef between chris and paulie where paulie tore up his lawn was when chris was a capo too.

>>82717348
He started a war over Vito being a fudgepacker, and was generally a hothead by the end.

>>82724815
The detective, Mcaulin Cucking dad in home alone.

>>82725669
That whole scene was him telling tony pussy was an informant, how dense are you?

>>82712042
UP IN THE CLUB

>>82708316
I skipped through all the family drama after season 1 and a bit of 2.

Season 1 was actual family drama. How does a mob boss navigate being a father?! Whoa! Interesting.

Season 2.5 and onward was
>***PLOT POINT: MEADOW NEEDS TAMPONS***
>"Well, Meadow, I'm a fucking mob boss. Can you go get your own tampons? Here's fifty bucks. If you don't want to, ask your mom or some shit. I'm really busy with work stuff."
>***20 MINUTES OF MEADOW WHINGING ABOUT HOW HER DAD DOESN'T LOVE HER WHILE BLEEDING ON THE COUCH***
>********TWO FOLLOW-UP EPISODES ABOUT HOW THEY NEED A NEW COUCH*******

It wasn't integral to the story anymore. It was just fucking shoe-horned in.

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>>82726100
>I skipped

>>82703420
>Steven Perry was in the Sopranos
>last song tony heard was by Journey
Mind blown.

>>82707475

WATCH IT CLARKY

>>82703420

I ADDA PARKA DE CAR ALLAWAY OVA DERE

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What did he mean by this?

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>>82727285

>>82706938
FUCKIN GLADIYAYTA YA FUCK