Jesus Christ Favreau, it's just a grilled cheese.

and these are just doubles

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>>82701964
not so fast

>>82701952
I made a grilled cheese sandwich yesterday for lunch, and I used under half of the cheese he used. Also, why did he use oil and butter for the same sandwich... either one is okay, but both will probably contrast poorly. Grilled cheese on a good heavy grain bread will be way better also, as it will absorb the fatty flavors nicely.

This sandwich is excessive and completely relies on fatty flavors. No herbs or anything besides butter, oil, white bread, and cheese (I like adding parsley and oregano to the cheese).

>>82702049
grilled cheese doesn't really need any herbs, cheese, bread, and butter is enough, Chef is just really pretentious.

>>82702149
nothing needs herbs, but they improve the general experience if you apply them correctly

>no mayo

>>82701964
>>82702031
Amateurs.

bread
cheese
ham
pineapple slice
ham
cheese
bread

grilled every breakfast

>>82702206
Herbs can also ruin a dish. Grilled cheese is about simplicity. It doesn't need any extra shit.

>>82701952
Love how hes hunched over the grilled cheese like its his lifes work right here I bet he does this every time he makes one

>American """""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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good food can be prepared without the pretentious bullshit. Chef is a hack.

>>82701952
>movie is called Chef
>all you have to do to become a chef in america is be able to make a sandwich
kek

The fatasses of /tv/ get triggered by this

>>82702350
So at first I'm like, this has to be for a table full of people, then I see the sausage portion and I can't help but think that this is all for one person, which is just fucking ridiculous.

The movie is about Jon getting dicked by the big studios.

His cooking = his filmmaking

>>82702350
FUCK WHERE CAN I HAVE THIS

ALABLABALABLABAAABLAABLABALALABALA

>>82701952
>this is the height of American "cuisine"

>>82702402
It's likely for two people to share,although I'd happily attempt to eat it all myself

The whole point of the scene is to note the chef's attention to detail to what is really just an ordinary meal for his son. Even though it's a simple dish, the chef still wants to make sure it's perfectly done.

The idea is to show his passion for food.

>>82702478
This is patently clear. /tv/s autism never ceases to amaze me

POST MORE JACK

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>>82703743

>>82702478
>>82702770
More like it was trying to imitate the faggy trend of making mundane meals "gourmet."
You guys have true autism.

>>82702350
dunno, bro, all that burnt meat, has to be carcinogenic

>>82703557
what the fuck

>>82703557
Do you have the one where someone makes some kind of disgusting bean salad with beans, mayo and lots of vinegar?

>>82703811
>>82703798

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KNIFE
NICE AND DULL

>>82701952
>butter
>oil
>fuck it, more butter
I mean I use way too much butter when making one too, but this is just ridiculous.

>>82703783
But he didn't make it gourmet, it was literally just bread and cheese

>>82703846
how much do you think that cut of meat that he just ruined costs?

>>82703846
Why does he embarrass himself like this? It's not live, he could have just stopped filming and redone it with a proper knife.

>>82703885
He filmed it like it did.

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>>82703902
he's lazy as fuck and that would require editing

>>82703827
Oh, I didn't even know it got posted yet. Thanks. This is Jack though? Is there a Youtube video of the bean one?

Anyone got the coconut webm.

>>82703933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>"salad"

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>>82703953

>>82703954
Oh thank you so much. I've been looking for this video for so long since seeing a WebM of it but could never find it.

/ck/ is the best board

>>82703911
That doesn't make it gourmet, it was because of the reason anon explained >>82702478

>>82702350
is that all from the same animal?

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would you?

>>82704176
no

I want to taste the burger, not whatever they consider "cheese"

>>82704176
i would devour this brah

>>82704176
disgusting, why ruin a perfectly good burger like that

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>>82701952
>american cuisine

British food is inherently superior.

i make a grilled cheese almost every time i see this webm

>>82701952
It looks fine, I don't know why this triggers so many people

>>82704176
no

looked great before he poured that shit on it

>>82704111
so? still stupid
>see this video of somebody eating feces is supposed to represent the human condition
wow, now it's amazing.

Welsh Rarebit is the patrician choice in this area.

1. Grate cheese
2. Chop onion
3. Add mustard
4. Begin lightly toasting bread
5. Add splash of milk as a binding agent
6. Stir, squash together, put on bread, whack under the grill.

>>82704176
capitalism kills

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>American "cheese"

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>>82704341
the one where he tries to cut the handle of a wooden spoon with a ceramic blade, the blade breaks and then he proceeds to blame the blade for breaking

>>82704176
>gloriously messy

I can't wait for the nukes to drop

>>82704341
Mmh microscopic plastic on cheese

>>82702350

This is why I am a Vegan Bodybuilder. That looks absolutely disgusting.

>>82702363
>Movie is called Chef
>I didn't watch the movie
>Lol stupid americans XD

>>82703954
That's nothing. Check this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>82704341
I like the fact that he owns a cheese knife

>>82704587
He owns a lot of kitchen junk. Where is he getting all the money from?

>>82701952
Christ no wonder yanks are all fat as fuck. 1/10th of that cheese it enough to make some cheese on toast.

>>82704605
I bet he is popular among rednecks

>>82703954
>That mayo
>That vinegar

Jesus fuck

>>82704607
>cheese on toast
I hate British people so god damn much

>>82703557>>82703846
So what's the deal with this guy, is he a troll chef or legit?

>>82704688
That's literally what it is tho

>>82704688
>I hate Brits for eating open faced sandwiches

What the fuck is your problem?

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>>82704688
Get er' down ya, lad...

>>82704688
>getting this mad over a particular preparation of bread and cheese

>>82704737
UGH

>>82704737
looks like a disease

>>82704737
I find that surprisingly appetizing.

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>>82704737
Is this used to torture innocent POWs?

>>82701952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un6u6y3EuR0

>>82704737
that would be great if beans tasted like spaghetti-o's instead of mushy shit

>>82704998
sounds like u overcooked ur beans bruv

>>82705023
nah man, what you wanna do, is perform a little tomato sauce reduction on the hob, get those beans as mushy as possible, then season it with a little salt, pepper and a hot sauce of your choosing and then maybe, if you're feeling frisky a tiny little nob of butter. That's the kino beans. Get those watery bastards out of your life.

>>82705023
i've only had them served by a family member who overcooks everything "to be sure" and "doesn't trust the time method" because he always cooks frozen or canned and cold pan.

You even mention the word fresh in this household and you hear victim card playing autistic screeching.

oh yeah, he also "eats like a man" and not a baby. Might explain why he's been third trimester for 20 years.

>>82705086
>Beans
>Mushy
Ew. Beans should be plump and tender, but not mushy.

>>82705118
I bet you warm yours up in the microwave don't you?

>>82705139
Canned beans are for mongs who can't plan ahead.

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>>82705176
SNAP POTS ARE THE DEVIL'S SPAN. BE GONE FOUL DEMON, BE GONE!

>>82705212
>SPAN
spawn

>>82705212
Nigger what.

>>82702049
I think adding oil raises the smoking temperature of the butter so it doesn't burn as easy.

>>82701952
Why the fuck do you need to add butter to this?

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>cooking montage
>plating takes 75% of the time

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>>82704359
but american cheese is a real cheese. the white kind that is not the yellow processed "cheese product". its good, similar to white cheddar + colby

>>82705321
because America

>>82704712
Chef Scalfani is indeed a real chef.

>>82704404
if anything these jack videos are good for showing how pointless and shitty these "as seen on tv" kitchen gadgets are

>>82701964
lemme show u how it dun bb

How has Ja/ck/ not killed himself yet

>>82705893
only a matter of time

he already got an infection on his hand because he refused to take off his stupid ring when handling raw meat for years and years

>>82704543
lol

DUBS
NICE AND HOT

>>82701952
That shitty cheese kills it every time.

>>82701964
trips huh

>>82705321
It's to keep it from sticking to the pan and giving a brown. Why he added butter AND oil, I don't know.

>>82704404
>that white inside
What a shitty water melon

>>82701952
>butter knife
>grill plate
>spatula
>plate
>kitchen knife

Why does he have to make five things dirty
I bet his dishwasher is running 24/7

you're better making toasted cheese as an open sandwich because then you can decide later if you want to put it together or not.

>>82702049
That's the point of the scene. It looks nice, but he's doing it for the sake of bullshit, same as how he ran the kitchen.

Jack shill reported to hiro

>>82702350
>thick strands of fat
disgusting

>>82704258
teesside mentioned

What kind of savage barbarian uses butter to make a grilled cheese?

Do it correctly and use mayo you inbred retards.

>>82704737
>beans on toast with pepper and melted cheese
fucking heaven lads

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>>82704605
He has his own line of sauces that are apparently extremely popular. He's pretty well off, the whole youtube thing is just a hobby. If you watch some of his older videos he actually edits in commercials for his own products, apparently oblivious to the fact that you can just track past them.

>>82706662

Professional chefs are too up themselves to consider something as lowly as cleanup

>>82706662
Because he's a man and has a wife to clean things for him.

>>82703966
is she trying to cut her fingers off?

cheese looks plastic at the end wtf

>>82701952
what the fuck is that cheese. is that a fucking movie prop im not even joking senpai do people eat that

>fried grilled cheese

is he fattening the child up for sale?

>>82702236

>literally just puts the cheese on the bread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>82703846
>Increases force applied
>Meat clearly no longer stable
>Moves hand closer to blade
>tfw mum deliberately lets all her knives get blunt because she thinks it makes them safer

This is why I never bother responding to 'your mom will die in her sleep tonight' posts. She won't die in her sleep, she'll die because she's stabbed herself through the wrist trying to cut something with a blunt bar of metal.

>>82703798
>chop onion with knife
>chop onion further with slap chopper

Also;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgTknCJOmv4

>>82707204

man that's so clever

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>>82703798
>two HEAPING tablespoons of Mayo

>>82707078
cheddar, asiago, and gruyere i imagine