What's your cure for hangover?

>>82699251
Shitposting

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>>82699251
More alcohol

Not getting one in the first place because I have no friends and there's no point to drinking alone...

>>82699251
Getting blackout drunk again and letting Caleb mess my fucking house up

goddamn

>>82699251
>2017
>drinking alcohol to fit in

>>82699251
milk still sweatin aw sheriff thats aggravatin

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This, I'm a drunk and my family are drunks

>>82699251
Ice water, big burger and fries, water, masturbation, water, masturbation, sleep.

>>82699279
this tbqh
the trick is to wait until 30 minutes after you swear you're never drinking again

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>>82699286
iktf lad

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>>82699251

>>82699351
This while doing an 8 ball of coke

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>>82699251
> Sobering up
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Also, Isaac is the true protagonist of Ex Machina.

>>82699506
We never order salad, we never go home. Drunk is who we ALL are. This is Waffle House

>>82699345
How many beers can you buy with it

>>82699251
Water and sleep

>>82699741
Nigga, thats an AA token you save to get cash to by a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Beast

>>82699366
Lel. I like Engineer Wojak

>>82699776
This.

Also drinking water the same night that you drink alcohol.

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Abstinence.

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>>82699286
>there's no point to drinking alone
then why do I keep doing it

>>82699863
take your winekooler adventures the fuck somewhere else. If you've never killed 17 cactus with a crobar, blown up a CRT tv, fucked a girl on the blood rag, done massive amounts of cocaine, and went to Waffle House all in one night; you aint my motherfucking nigga.

>>82699251
Lots of water and then do the Wim Hof breathing exercise to hypersaturate your body with oxygen and change your Ph level.

>>82699902
yes

>>82699976
All while screaming Taylor Swift's Wildest Dreams. I AM FUCKED FOR FUCKING LIFEEEEEEE

>>82699251
Invent AI that will most likely end up destroying humanity

>>82699251
More alcohol

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>>82699898
b-baka

>having ever drank alcohol

wow seriously
you know that's jsut a thing in movies etc
only instagram thots and dumbass rappers believe people actually consume that shit

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>>82699251
You're supposed to drink a bunch of water before you go to sleep drunk. Then you wake up and eat tons of fruits and vegetables.

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>>82699251
a good spankin

>>82699251
Sex with my gf.

>>82699251
Not drinking in the first place.

>/tv/ is full of kids who can't cope with a headache

I drink half a gallon of water before bed. Drinking clear alcohols give you the least worst hangovers also.

Fucking your pleasure droids

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>>82699286
this

>>82700316
>tfw you will never be modified to to fuck

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494663987063.webm

ITT 10/10 movies that the children on /tv/ forgot about a month after they left theaters.

I take the fun out drinking by consuming water after every glass.

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>cure

Oh ho ho, I can tell this place is filled with young, uneducated people. I will NOT sanction your buffoonery!

>prevention

Now THIS is what we're talking about. To prevent a hangover for the rest of your life. One litre (approximately one-quarter of a gallon) of Powerade, Gatorade or other reliable isotonic sports drink, per 100kg (220lbs) of bodyweight, before bed. No exceptions, EVER. It doesn't matter how long it takes for you to drink it.

If you weigh 70kg (154lbs), you'd want at least 700ml (~one-sixth of a gallon). If you're a fucking fat cunt like I used to be and you weigh 130kg (286lbs)? 1.3 litres (a little less than one-third of a gallon).

THIS prevents the hangover. Thank me in another thread some time.

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>>82699251
nothing. i suffer through the day and wait for night so i can go to bed since sleeping after the hangover day is the only thing that really gets rid of it.

you can try a walk to get the heart rate and metabolism up so you get the shit faster out of your system.

Taking a shit, and a shower helps

>>82700367
very autistic answer

>>82700473
That's because I'm a very autistic person. See if I'm right, though. You'll fucking thank this autistic cunt.

BLACKED.com

>>82700512
>You'll fucking thank this autistic cunt

I really won't

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>>82700569
Ohhh yes you fucking WILL.

>>82700644
fine.
thank you.

>lots of water
>cold infused white tea
>kimchi
>>grass fed beef liver fried in butter with onions and garlic
>green smoothie with lightly steamed kale, broccoli, and spinach, carrots, blueberries, an apple, coconut milk, seaweed, raw cacao powder, an avocado and some olive oil
>30 minutes low intensity cardio
>5 minutes high intensity intervals
>45 minutes resistance training
>10 minutes stretching

there you go

>>82699251
>bacon/eggs/sausage
>Paracetamol/Green tea
>Watch something shitty while I lie in bed

>>82700768
but yeah, like that other guy said, just prevent it by drinking lots of water with electrolytes. or just don't fucking drink, it's bad for you anyway. if you're going out just do pop a molly or a tab of lsd, it's funner and less uhealthy, unless you do it too often

One glass of water for every beer, shot, drink, anything.
And before you go to sleep, drink another quarter gallon of water.
A sprinkle of weed for the morning is always nice.

I never needed anything else.

>>82700367
Thanks faggot I'll try this next time

>>82700768
t. Woman

>>82701137
Yeah, you might as well cut your balls off and forget about the hangover that way.

how do you get over hang-over regret?

>>82699251
Sleeping
If not possible, calling in sick, then sleeping

>>82701883
I hate having the fear. Honestly just time dude thats it thats the only time I have anxiety ever

>>82700367
This is actually true. I find Powerade works better than Gatorade. Might be something to do with vitamin b

>>82699251
Pickle juice and a fap

I've never had the so-called hangover and I've gotten wasted too many times in my life. I always hear people talk about hangover but the concept is totallly alien to me.
The worst thing I've felt after a night drinking is a slight toothache when I wake up.

Gatorade and the Goonies.

>>82699251
Drink plenty of water. Try to sleep it off.

If you're anything like me, ignore people telling you to eat something because there's no way you're keeping it all down.

>>82700009
>whiskey-san
>not vodka-sama

my little pony