ITT: Fun movies that /tv/ hates because /tv/ hates fun.

>ahah just turn off your brain bro!

>>82696146
Drax wasn't Drax it was a Redditor posing as Drax

>Opening scene could have been great but it was just Groot dancing

while the movie was mostly fun it has flaws.

>>82696146
I hate it because there's no redeeming quality except the "humor" and the humor is god awful

>>82696252
there is plenty of great and creative cinematography.

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>>82696146

>>82696146
Who wants to impregnate a Nebula, then cuddle with her?

>you will NEVER fuck karren Gillan while she's in the nebula costume

>>82696146
I think I'd like this character better if she wore less clothing.

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>>82696454
Alternate concept art outfit.

>>82696146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4aujTbe7_A
it was ok

>>82696293
This for sure

I was really surprised, because capeshit is usually garbage in the visual department.

>>82696526
Great outfit...IF THIS WAS THE 70S

>>82696526
Fuck James Gunn for not picking this.

>>82696574
>cruise n' creep

>>82696293
When and how? I only saw the first one because I'm not masochistic enough to want to watch something like that again

Everything in the film was lame, phoned-in, ugly, garish, nondescript CGI. I can't remember anything in that movie that looked good

Nowhere near as good as the first one.

Needs more of a happy vibe and more good old school music.

This one wasn't a dark movie but it didn't have the same feel as the first one.

>>82696146
I didn't see the sequel, but I hated the first one because it was fun. That's it. There was nothing else there.

>>82696454
Feminist sjws would complain about it on their blogs and share them around normie book.

>>82697245
The entire Ravager Mutiny was kino as fuck, excluding babby meme tree.

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>>82696454
The same with Gamora

>>82697306
Certainly not as good as the first one, but still better than most MCU and probably the best villain(s) so far, and definitely the best set up since Winter Soldier.

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Why was the gravity inside of Ego not pulling towards the center of the planet? Are we supposed to expect that his brain just happened to be a few miles below where they were standing instead of, you know, in the planet core?

>>82697434
>best villain(s)
who?!
the only thing that set taserface apart from the rest of the mutinous crew was that he was the punchline to a joke.
gold bitch and ego had potential, but I felt like neither of them were developed properly.

>>82697780
We don't know the size of ego, it may be just a few miles circumference.

>>82697870
About the size of Earth's moon, according to Ego himself in the movie.

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>>82696146
>fun

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>IM MARY POOPINS YALL

anyone else cry?

>>82697870
That doesn't explain why the gravity is pulling them BELOW his brain though. I'm not complaining about the length of time it took for them to reach the brain but the fact that we ended up in some sort of gigantic room where his brain happens to be like some sort of video game.

>>82698069
There is no gravity. Its egos will that keeps everything together

>>82698041
no but I felt something in my eye when the trash dog said
>and he stole batteries...
granted I needed to piss really fucking badly by that point so it might've just been my body overflowing with urine through my tear ducts

Doesn't come anywhere close to the first one's sense of adventure, which is my biggest complaint

Good spectacle, but as with every Marvel movie you can feel the focus-group behind it and it's annoying

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>>82698100
He heard the Horns of Freedom when he died and the colors of Ogord flashed over his grave

It was poor compared to the first. Full on credits of Baby Groot juxtaposition dance? forced romance x 2? forced suppose father connection?
It didn't do it for me, but Im sure some here loved it.

>>82698473
Who was the second romance?

>>82696574
>opening scene on YouTube is in 4K
why

>>82698565
Drax and that girl who served Kurt Russell

>>82698583
No, the second romance. What was it?

>>82698752
moron.

>>82698583
That......wasn't a romance.
She was a proxy for her his dead daughter.
He even says so.

>>82698761
There was no other relationship. Calling me a moron isn't going to prove you right.

>>82696146
Which Mass Effect 2 cutscene is this?

>>82696146
We hate it because it's shit

>>82696146
shut the fuck up shill

>>82691523

>>82698041
I CLAPPED I CLAPPED

>>82696574
great movie

>>82698582
>why

please don't out yourself as a pleb so blatantly

>>82696293
Yeah, there was tons of green screen and cgi

You are a pathetic faggot if this movie made you cry. Hardly any of the emotions felt genuine. This movie was meme after meme with some "character moments" sprinkled in to break it up, and it didn't work.

>>82697245

The second movie excels so much in this department compared to the first. It's full of really creative and colorful high sci-fi imagery and ideas, and they put enough of it in there that the movie really feels exotic.

I think we can all agree this movie is better in every way than Alien:cov?

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>>82696146
>ITT: Fun movies that /tv/ hates because /tv/ hates fun.
Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace

>>82696345
I really really like this kino.

>>82696146
Still better than Iron Man 2/3, Thor films, Avengers 2, Civil War.

I don't think they've topped Iron Man or GotG1.

if by fun you mean tonally inconsistent, empty plot, hollow character development, poor jokes, and awful cgi then yes i suppose /tv/ hates fun movies

>>82696195
I liked the opening

>>82696146
It's just too dumb to be fun, anon.

If they have just eased up on infantile humour, then maybe. As it stands, the movie is unbearable.

>>82702937
/tv/ loves prequels

Saw it last night, there are some funny parts but the movie is literally as "Reddit" as it gets.

>>82698257
Bullshit.

>>82697780
The planet seems have a lot of empty space. Like the Death Star.

Daily reminder that "fun" is a meaningless marketing buzzword.

>>82705520

Possibly

>>82696146
As a person who loves most marvel movies I thought this movie was kind of lame compared to the first one. Also the college age white boi humor was really outputting. Yondu and Rocket were good Drax was hit or miss and Gamora and SL were dogshit. When that Giant Pac man appeared I audibly sighed.

>>82696574
ONE STINKY DINKY

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>>82696146

Best MCU girl?

>>82706124
Came here to post this