Always Wear Sunscreen

stay away from booze & painkillers. they give you a puffy face

oh good lord what the fuck

>>82690353
This is the end result of a diet of cocaine, cigarettes, and booze for years on end kids.

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It's not just a bad angle.
It's like some witch sucked out her lifeforce.

>>82690390
i got a puffy face without booze or painkillers

>>82690757
a witch called opiates

Mom I'm ______

I don't understand this thread, that's a legit 9/10

>>82690794
you must eat fast food like a poor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

>>82690390
>painkillers

Oh god pls no

>>82690844
not really, once a month i go all out on a pizza/burger and that's it

>mexican.png

>>82690390
whats up with that anyways whenever I go on an alcohol bender I get fatfaced
but I usually drink vodka which I always heard has barely any calories so

>>82690827

actual virgins on this board

>>82690893
That is weird, because alcohol is a diuretic so you shouldn't be retaining water

>>82690353
tfw you don't go outside so you never have to wear that
nice

>>82690927
>because alcohol is a diuretic
no thats coffee you fucking retard

>>82690972
more than one substance in this world has diuretic effects

>Oh no no no!
>They won't get me

But her clit's already gone, anons?

>>82690989
then why does drinking water make you feel better during a hangover you fucking retard?

>>82691001
Does this woman look like the fertile saviour of the human race?

Why were the handmaidens so old?

>>82691059
Do you know what a diuretic is?

>>82691070
the casting is weird as shit. yvonne strahovski is still so god damned fucking hot and elisabeth moss is a total fucking troll. then joseph fiennes is still a good looking guy in his prime and the drive is a hairy manlet. I don't get it. And who the fuck ever met a nigger named MOIRA?

>>82691114
apparently you dont you fucking retard

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>>82691140
Okay.

>>82691114
>>82691166
http://www.mhhe.com/biosci/ap/vander/student/olc/u-reading2.html

>>82691195
>Alcohol acts as a diuretic

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>>82691140
>>82691059
Just reading your posts. Quit being a cunt. You can't be this dumb.

>>82691059
ELECTROLYTES BITCH!

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>>82690353
>>82690390
>>82690664
>>82690757
>making all these excuses for her
Hey virgins, this is just what a female looks like past the age of 25. Women age like milk.

>>82691270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boy_tLWeqA

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>>82690353
>>82690757
Ya'll white boys is jealous at our Nubian Queens who don't age.

Black don't crack.

>>82690353
I still would in a heartbeat.

>>82690353
>>82690757
omg people age wtf?

>>82691352
she does sport more lip hair than a 15 year old boy so i mustache you.. are you gay?
google beyonce liphair un

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>>82691352
Age doesn't matter when a nigger is a nigger is a nigger.

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>>82690933
ikr!!

>>82690353
Memes aside, wear it. As an ausfag, I've seen way too many girls in their early to late 20s look as if they've been cobbled out of leather. UV's a motherfucker

>>82690353
Still fucking beautiful.

>>82690353

She is like 32 or something, that is pretty normal I think especially because I'm pretty sure she had a kid and that is what happens to a decent number of women when they have their first kid.

Tons of hormones including HGH that do all sort to your body depending on random stuff. Stuff to relax the tendons in your hips and pussy that makes your boobs sag a bit, you gain weight and then lose it, don't get much sleep, stressed out including after it's born. It's random but happens to a lot of women.

>>82690353
Well she is 35. I'd still be into her if I was 45.

>>82691447
But Alexis has always been pale.

>>82691352
>obvious wrinkles on eyes, cheeks and chin area
>blacks don't crack

Mediocre genetics combines with years of abuse and a plethora of makeup as well as various light cosmetic procedures and who knows what other bullshit... She looks like the kind of woman to be obsessed with staying thin since that's what everyone remembers about her so she probably cuts constantly and has no fat anywhere along with that fucked up skin.

NEETs should clean themselves up and get some new clothes they probably have good complexions still after a little sun.

Does coffee help to keep your skin young and beauty? It has antioxidants so it should do, right?

>>82691352

Beyonce is a bad example but I think part of why that is is because of fat layer and skin thickness.

Rory looks like she has super thin skin and so it's showing much more as she ages. Which is weird because she is supposed to be Argentinian which is a mix of Italians and indigenous south Americans who are supposed to have thicker, sun-resistant skin.

I think it's also because she isn't wearing that much make up whereas Beyonce is caked in it. But it does seem true that darker skinned people, including Asians seem to age less visibly on average.

>>82690353
Isn't she Mexican? Our people in general age like shit.

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>>82691859

Not all of them.

>>82691406
wow this picture makes me very uncomfortable

>>82690353
Or... Or, just stay away from the evil that is the sun.

>>82690353
>when actresses lie about their age
>5 years later and you look 45 when you supposed to be "35"

>>82690893
>I always heard has barely any calories so
Google exists. Vodka and Whiskey has the same calories. I'm so tired of drinking (as I drink right now). I want to become a weed guy. At least then I might not get as many health problems.

>>82692157
good luck with that, ill see you on al/ck/

>>82692266
How is she in that Netflix series?

Did she learn how to act yet?

>>82691352
*Bleaches skin to look whiter*

>>82690353
Her eyes being one of the few colors in in Sin City was a great visual.

>>82690757
>>82690353

>tfw she chose poorly

>>82693790
Wouldn't you love to be whiter?

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>>82693754
don't be mean to my waifu
>>82693889
she was so good in Sin City, seeing Alexis playing a prostitute made my dick diamonds

>tfw she will never kidnap you and take you to Argentina, making you a sex slave. She'd probably shock you every time you say the falklands are UK Clay

>>82690353
shit. she looks older thsn the mom

>>82694228
No. I want grey hair and voice of Kevin Conroy.

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>>82690893
>but I usually drink vodka which I always heard has barely any calories

Is this the famous american education?

Vodka is about 231 cal/100g. Pure sugar is 387/100g. Honey is about 300/100g. You're drinking slightly diluted honey.

For reference Coca Cola is about 42 cal per 100g.

Amerifat education strikes again.

>>82690353
>>82690757
chicks usually hit the wall hard in their 30s, and she's almost 36

anybody rewatched GG recently?

never realized that Rory was the prototypical cock-carousel-riding-trustfund-financed-men-deceiving millenial sl00t.

everything that's destroying current western society is part of her character, and the show ended over 10 years ago!

>>82690353
>>82690757
She still looks good, what's your guy's problem?

>>82699534
>what's your guy's problem?
They're pedophiles

>>82690353
>>82690757
Looks great for being 35, are you an underage or just a jealous roastie?

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still would

These women age the worst.

virgins were a mistake

>>82690827
Except that alexis bledel used to be next level ephemeral gorgeous. Still would. And just look at those eyes. But yea. The mighty have fallen.

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was it chadkino?

>>82699887
And not one Tyrone.

>>82699887
forgot that frat-chad from her first college-year

>>82699700
whats happening here?

>>82699887
Dean deserved far better. Jess did okay in the end. Logan did nothing wrong.

>>82699984
FGM

>>82700014
it's cleaner and healthier that way, men will love it.

>>82700014
bummer

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>>82690353
Isn't this girl like 35? Sad.

>>82691352
That looks like a man.

>>82690353
she has shit skin genetics, that sort of thin skin that gets red in the sun. im pale as a bitch but i hardly get sunburns i bronze like a motherfucker and if im in the sun regurarly for a couple months i can get darker than a lot of niggers

People age when they get older???? What the fuck

>>82700156
Where do you live to have men look like THAT?

>>82698807
I wonder if this is why paris hated her for such a long time.

>>82699984
I watched the episode but I'm not sure. I think she got her vagina sewn shut. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

>>82699984
they cut the clit off, so she could not lezz out in secret anymore (or at least not enjoy it anymore)

>>82700592
Men will love it.

>>82700163
Nigger when have you ever seen alexis tanned?

She is actually white, not mediteranian like you and your nigger brothers. Us white people get freckles instead of tanning.

>mexican

>>82697850
But you don't have a full glass of vodka you bell end. Shot of vodka and soda water etc

>>82701369
>white people get freckles instead of tanning.

Fucking glad I'm a Med, that's for sure

>>82690757
still has those lovely blue eyes

>>82701369
kek im from norway and have blue eyes and blonde hair but sure, keep getting sun burns you pussy skin faggot

Men peak at 30, women peak at 13

rory's korean friend was like 40 on the show, she was she same age as lorelai

asian master race wins again

>>82701809
>13

too old

>>82701835
milo ventimigla (jess) was 23 at the start of the show (1977).
keiko agena is six years younger (1973) than lauren graham (1967).
alexis bledel (1981) is older than jared padalecki (1982).

>>82701608
I haven't gotten a sun burn sknce i was 12.

But if you actually tan instead of freckle, you aren't white. No matterif you were born in norway

>>82701967
Holy shit? Miss kims daughter is that old?

>>82690865
I came here to post this.

>>82700207
It's female circumcision as punishment for being a dyke.

>>82702051
asian genes
>>82702194
Men will love it.

>>82701967
todd lowe (zacK) 1977
Matt Czuchry (logan) 1977
Liza Weil (paris) 1977 <- wtf
John Cabrera (brian) 1975

HOW WERE ACTUAL TEENAGERS AND ADOLESCENT SUPPOSED TO COMPETE!?

>>82691960
Vergara had plastic surgery up the ass. She looks cat lady tier sometimes