Tim Heidecker releases song about /tv/

>>82689540
He pretty much nailed it, honestly

>>82689615
Yeah the lyrics are surprisingly accurate.

Was this supposed to be flattering? Because it is.

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>you will never be as btfo as tim

feels good tbqh

>>82689540

I hate Heidecker, but I have to confess. Yeah, I laugh with this song. Well, life is full of surprises.

>>82689697
did you fap to this one too, homo?

>>82689721
why, you want to watch?

>>82689540
>ruin someone's weekend

Tim is projecting again

>Tim Heidecker generates better original content about 4chan than its userbase
wake me up

>>82689697
And I thought it couldn't look more like a man

>>82689791
This is objectively the better song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

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Tim has the skin of a greasy pizza and the body type of a sack of potatoes.

Whose he calling fat and greasy?

Not as good as Don't Shitpost, I'm Scared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

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>>82689697

>>82689540
This is surprisingly high-effort song.

>>82689540
LMFAO

>>82689540
Didn't Selena Gomez do an entire album named as a homage to Baneposting but it was only her previous songs and was more like a greatest hits album?

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Pic related is NEVER wrong. Timmy names the neck and it flips out

Notorious cuckold Tim Heiddecker wrote a song about us?

>>82689941
>checkin' muh digits

>>82689540
why tho

>>82690323
he got sam hyde's show pulled from having a season 2 so a bunch of 4channers troll him constantly now

>>82689697
Enlighten me please, who is the person in your picture??

>>82689540
This sucks. You should feel bad for liking it.

>>82689540
Pretty accurate, but the guy's still a jerk.

>>82689697
more airbrushed than a black person tshirt

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>>82689540
What's so wrong with Tim that needs to get into attention battles with /pol/ users?

>>82689540
its sad to see this guys mental health collapsing before our eyes

>>82689540
Does Tim even realize that /pol/ is the one who hate his guts.

>>82689540
he should release a song about $3,500/m alimony

>>82689697
>>82690357
TELL ME WHO IT IS

>>82690464
hes speaking out against evil

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>>82690656
But if that were true, are there not much higher evils than internet shitposters?

>>82689540
What a faggot

Okay this thread is triggering my autism. That song is entry level as fuck folk criticism of 4chan misanthropic posting.

>>82690605
Lana Rain. That'll sate your degeneracy and won't be gay.

>>82689540
I had a dream last night that the new hot shitpost of the month was an image of some pale guy with down syndrome and a freakishly small dick getting fucked in the ass by a black dude while he looks directly into the camera with a blank expression and a little bit of poop on his thighs.

>>82689941
It's almost september anon

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>>82689540
It's unfair that he can post this insulting garbage and get away with it. This should be illegal.

we call ourselves fat and racist all the time in almost every board Tim, step up your game.

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>>82689697

>>82690357
>>82690605
/ourgirl/(male)

>>82690240
who says polestinian?

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>>82690975
You already know (((who)))

>>82690702
there's nothing more evil than a cis white male who's speech is unregulated

I like the sound of it quite a bit. Chorus sucks though.

Fuck drumpf, fuck white people, and FUCK /POL/

>>82689540
Why is he so obsessed with 4chan?

>>82689540
reaching to be honest

doesn't really sound like it's about /tv/ specifically though

>>82690240
Why do you leftists get trolled so easily?

lmao

>>82691015
FUCK PEDES AND KEKISTAN

moderate guy here, seriously, we can't let /pol control the internet

>>82690990
I think the person who made it was afraid to say /pol/ack or /pol/tard out of fear of offending someone

>>82690605
>>82690357
her twitter is lonelytiefling

>>82690240
protip: it's only the newest of fags that cry about the /pol/ boogeyman, we were crossposting when it was /new/ and we'll be here when you go back.

Welp that's my weekend ruined, thanks Tim

>>82689540
no thanks, not going to have a hack has-been any views

The libs are getting better at understanding the game of building an impenetrable shield of criticism.

Prematurely set a standard that if you criticize the criticism, you're fulfilling the very nature of what you're being criticized for. Well done.

>>82689540
kek

Genuinely good tune desu. Thanks, Timmy.

>>82691057
>>82690949
Thank you
>>82690798
But I am gay anon

I am SO FUCKING TIRED of these fucking /pol/dditors posting on /tv/. This is not your website, head on over to reddit shit heads!

>>82691117
That's always been their tactic
>White men are so fragile, watch what happens when I say "we should kill all white men"
>White male: I disagree
>Ha totally fragile do you need a safe space?

>>82691117
funny thing is that they have to involve and publicly use things like fatness and virginity as insults, they are just going sideways not winning

>They still haven't figured out recognition is the same as power on the internet

And the influence grows be it for /tv/, or /pol/, or trolls in general.
"The zooey effect"

>>82689540
Tim is a good lad, he is /ourgoy/

>>82691188
Fuhrer dubs. Heil Hitler!

>>82691230
Fucking racist GTFO!

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>>82691188

>>82690231
>Didn't Selena Gomez do an entire album named as a homage to Baneposting
Can you elaborate on this? I'd assume you're just making shit up if it wasn't such a random claim.

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>>82689697
Lone is so fucking perfect

>>82691411

I want her to be my mommy (male).

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>>82691442
>Ywn wake up to her laying in your lap like this
It fucking hurts.

>>82691194
And that was a total example of them not knowing how to do it because it directly fucked them in the election. It didn't seem flippant, it seemed serious and that was solidified by the fact that antifa actually believed it, and would assault Trump supporters in confident righteousness, while the reverse rarely happened. It was basically civil rights except reversed where the right accrued sympathy instead of the left.

>>82691523
>>82691411
moar

>>82689540
literally who?

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>>82690240
>denying my accusation only proves I'm right

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>>82691691
Her making a silly face

Does Tim not realize that we used to be his biggest fans? Or is that why he's so upset?

>>82690240
I'm laughing because that's based on a quote by Doebbels. It's like pottery.

>>82691804
Where did you get all these?

it's really not that bad of a song.
it's not even as bad as the names we call each other.

if anything, it's almost a love song

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>>82689697
go back to twitter you fuck

>>82689703
U

R

A

KNOWNOTHING

HUMORLESS

FAGET

KYS

>>82691862
Her twitter

>>82690975
It's this one extremely butthurt guy. Just look up /pol/estinian in the archive and it's all his posts. He also loves the word "neckbeard" and variations on the "really makes you think meme".

>>82691523
>>82691411
>>82691804
>IMG_5022
>it's probably the girl (male) herself posting the pics
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>82691060
>t. anon who's been on 4Chan for 5 years or less
I bet you actually believe this too

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>>82690240
22 feb 2016, 128 times

>fat shaming is okay when it's 4chan because people think of it as male
he'd never do a song like this about tumblr.

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>i choose cartoons, not my face
I’m the judge and i’m the jury
I command the conversation
for the betterment of our nation
and the empowerment of our race
kino

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>>82689540
>Yet another cringy "I'm an enlightened liberal haha you're all stupid" song

Nice one Tim. Sure roasted us. I'll totally stop voting for far right parties now.

I don't know what you people are talking about. That was fucking awful.

>>82692081
some dedicated shitposters could turn parts of the song into a militar march

>>82692033
no sweetie I am 4chan

>>82692049
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%2Fpol%2Festinian/

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/f-ZQnWNrfWcZyEkIZXf7RA/

>>82692141
I am 4chan!

>>82691060

go look at the /tv/ islands we were doing 7 or 8 years ago

all foot fetish, lost and other boring shit

no BLACKED.com /pol/ race baiting like we have today

history is on our side

when tumblr dies you reactionary faggots will die too then 4chan can return to triggering people instead of being triggered

>>82692081
read>>82692090
he got you pegged, damn

>>82689540
Decent but will never beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

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>>82689540
>people are actually getting upset
Nice one, Tim

>>82692193
whoops wrong way, whatever.

>>82692183
>reactionary as a pejorative
>enter-key abuse
You must return to your place of origin

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>>82690464
>What's so wrong with Tim that needs to get into attention battles with /pol/ users?
whats wrong with mocking /pol/ losers?

just because it hurts your feelings someone shouldn't do it?

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>>82692195
that's a blast from the past

>>82692197
>newfag with a watermarked gif
Go to bed Tim

>>82692197
it's disappointing, 4chan mocks itself better

>so irrelevant that he has to pander to /tv/ now

JUST

>>82692264
>grown man getting into a fight with a self-proclaimed den of misanthropic racist NEETs
He should probably be more concerned with the alimony, considering /pol/ lives rent free in his head.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PB-DRWu1LpA

>>82692361
that period of people just shitting on the mods was some of the most fun I've had on this site

>>82692264
Yeah you tell em, fucking /pol/estinians won't bully us anymore

>>82692393
https://youtu.be/qdC_Cu9X4wc

>>82689540
Timmeh is a wretchedly unfunny fucking faggot. You want to watch REAL dark, absurd humor that blows away that cuck d-bag? Watch Chris Morris' show JAM!!!FACT!!! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjeg0d_the-gush_news

>>82692049
its not even that good of an image

>>82692443
i like jam, i liked his radio show blue jam even more, but i like tim heidecker too

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>>82692442
holy fuck

>>82692443
I like both

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>>82689540
lol'd

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>>82692523
This image was created in anticipation of Trump losing the election. It's a bit irrelevant now, lad.

>>82689540
>y-you're fat!
BASED TIM HOW DOES HE DO IT

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>>82692578
the election never ended

>>82692462
He also posted this one 246 times.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/d3F4ueg3LMVwleHIRF4w6A%3D%3D/page/1/

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>>82692183
>4chan can return to triggering people
Apparently being a reactionary is the most triggering thing we can do with how much you faggots bitch and moan about /pol/.

>>82692361
it was funny when /sp/ shat on mods because the crackdown on /sp/ live gamethreads was wholly unnecessary

but when /v/ or /pol/ cry about mods they do it in such a whiny fucking way that i end up wanting mods to crack down on them. zero banter, just teenagers screaming "cuck cuck cuck" with zero OC

>>82692578
Looks to me like it's just telling it how it is.

>>82692578
trump is going from meltdown to meltdown and the /pol/ safespace is where all the redditors deny the reality of the situation

>>82692578
you can tell there are so many of those Shillary memes made because they were sure they were going to win the election. Now they can only post them ironically and it's hilarious.

>>82692661
>trump is going from meltdown to meltdown
>this is what redditors actually believe

This is a great song. Lyrics are on point. Everything I love about 4chan, bants are bants nothings personal here

>>82692518
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay, but please remember to return to whichever website you recently arrived from, thanks

>>82689697
I think flowery shirts are ultra sexy

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>>82689540
he would have to cast the fattest actor , SO HIMSELF ?

>>82692700
No its what people with functioning brains who aren't literally indoctrinated believe
>>82692727
Wish he'd been harsher, that song was weak

>>82692616
what did he mean by that? if you're reading this awful image guy explain yourself.

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>>82692616
what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

>>82692793
that's just the times he posted it on /tv/

http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/d3F4ueg3LMVwleHIRF4w6A/

Make it 417 if you include /pol/. In other words, almost every day for over a year.

>>82692183
why do you lie? why the fuck would /pol/ post images of girls getting blacked? you keep saying it's /pol/ but there's no fucking evidence of that. it's just your go to boogyman.

>IT'S /POL/ GUYS! /POL/ ARE RUINING EVERYTHING?

Like Jews, right?

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>>82692828
Except the Jews actually do ruin everything.

>>82692821
>buh muh the losers are the one wasting half a minute to ckeck the archive, not me, i'm just your tipical poster
*theneckknows.jpg

>>82692780
>literally indoctrinated
m8 you do know that the entire media is anti-Trup, right? Who is he being brainwashed by, Chinese cartoons in MAGA hats?

>>82692905
By no means am I a fan of MSM (in fact I only watch TV for sports really) if you can't see that Trump is in full damage control mode you're delusional, that msnbc interview yesterday was pitiful

>>82689540
That was really good lmao

>>82692904
The funniest part was that after he got caught out he started trying to make the filenames look like 4chan default ones. He thought that would make it impossible to search them in the archive. Then he started changing them to "search this if you're a cuck".

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>daily threads calling Tim out for being a faggot
>so buttblasted he makes a gay song to get back at the epic hacker known as 4chan

>>82693035
>No jokes beyond "fat" and "loser", shit we call each other affectionately.
He's really lost it. No wonder his wife left him

>>82692234
>>82692828
>>82692631
Holy fuck just get off the board you fucking /r/the_donald redditors. You have no place on this board. 4chan is originally very left wing and it's about time we took the site back!

>>82693156
WE WAZ REVOLUSHUNS AND SHIT

>>82691057
>check it out
>likes videodrome
Now I'm sexually confused

>>82690562
No I hate him too now

t. Obama supporter

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>>82693156
I know this is a bait shitpost but 4chan is counter culture.

4chan was always being about the biggest Hipster piece of shit there is. And since the left is now mainstream being right wing is pretty Hipster.

>you guys are so fat impotent
>STOP BEING FUNNIER AND MORE INFLUENTIAL THAN ME
>STOP GETTING DONALD TRUMP ELECTED
>Y-YOU GUY ARE THE REAL C-KEKS

>>82693309
Do you want him to insult you more? I don't get it. You're also not definitely not funnier than him, so.

>>82693369
ok Tim.
Can you tell the kikes to give Sam his show back?

>>82693369
Hi Tim

When will the anonymous internet user as a huge fat ass trope end? It's so overplayed and not even funny anymore.

Who /healthy weight/ here?

>>82689540
>tim heidecker in 2017

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Is the the worst that anyone has ever taken being trolled? I don't remember anyone else ever being this salty. Even Tom Green didn't keep this shit going for this long back in the day.

I could see this working, where it was considered banter and 4chan appreciated it

But the writing is so lazy it makes him seem like he's just offended and lashing out

Based Tim.

4chan BTFO

>>82693369
pls tim, you can be a lot more offensive

>>82693483
>I'M A KEK
>I'M A KEK
>HAHA GET IT GUYS IT'S IRONIC YOUR INSULTS MEAN NOTHING TO ME FUCKING PROBLEMATIC NAZIS!

>>82693070

This. It's not even clever, not that I would expect Tim to make anything resembling a good satire song. It's a shame he's such a butt lasted cunt, I was just starting to forget about his dumb I'm a cuck song. If he stops taking the bait he could still salvage his career but he needs to move away from music. Heidecker and Wood sucks a fat dick.

>>82693419
>>82693422
>>82693511
>>82693530

back to redddit kids

>>82693530
You're just writing out how he defeats 4chan...

>>82689540
Get out of our cool club, tim.

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>>82689540
Kind of a sweet song really. Good job, Tim.

>>82692777
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

good song
>Hey i know the chorus is a cheap shot. Believe me, I could lose a few!
fair play

>>82693276
If you deny this you are a massive newfag.

>grease me down
>grease me down
>grease me down
Holy fuck, 4chan made a pozzed content creator create actually interesting/amusing content just out of frustration at our continued existence. I mean he comes off as a super sensitive megapussy sure, like kind of a liberal version of Jehovah's Witness, but this...this is okay content.

>>82689540
>Tim calling others fat
hahaha hes finally getting funny

>>82690341
Lol. A bunch of /pol/ cucks where fucking with him long before Hydes dogshit show didn't get renewed.

Maybe quit blaming your failings on your superiors Sam.

>>82689540
>You gotta admit
No, I don't.

>>82693774
tim is cute

>>82689540
do you faggots really think this is good?

i'm not even offended. was hoping for some anal reaping but it's pretty tame, trite shit

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Just bought the song

Tim is playing 5D mahjong

>>82689540
I like this song. I don't care what anyone else says.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on why is he so butthurt about 4chan?

I love how he triggers the alt right losers so effortlessly

>tfw lanklet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS NOT FAIR THAT ITS ALL HE TALKS IS THE FAT FUCKS

>>82689540
>Anonymous
i choose cartoons, not my face

>>82694426
>"this is retarded"
>"HAHA FUCKING TROLLED HARD BASED TIM WINS AGAIN"

>>82694520
settle down

That's a lot of fat shaming from you Tim! Faggot.

>>82693369
Oh I agree we're really not that funny. But neither is Tim.

You know the truth is Tim and Eric is the epicenter of LOLSORANDUMB humor and the only people who enjoy it are fucking pathetic hipsters who think Mr. Show is god tier comedy.

I'd rather sit with the normies and watch Tosh.0 then pretend that Tim Heidecker has even an ounce of comedic talent.

>>82694608
fuck you Mr. Show is great, I don't like Tim and Eric, and I don't appreciate the comparison

>I choose cartoons, not my face
Well yeah, if you show your face on the internet you just end up getting fucked with until you start writing songs about being a cuck and a retard.

Why do people not get that being THE REAL YOU online is fucking stupid?

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>>82689540
Pretty good, but not nearly as good as "I Am A Cuck". That song might be Tim Heidecker's finest work ever.

>>82689791
wouldn't the accuracy of lyrical contest suggest that he may be of 4chan

>>82695048
great taste

>>82694753
I just can't stand that comedy nerds act like it's the pinnacle of sketch comedy. Yes Mr Show had some great skits, but 90s SNL and Kids in the Hall had some good skits too but I don't see Comedy Nerd worshipping those shows.

There's almost like a Simpsons level of obsession that Mr Show fans have and I just find it undeserving.

>>82695512
cry about it fucko

>>82691057
>her

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>BWAAAHHH WHY DOES SAM HYDE GET MY MONEY FOR HIS SHOW, DECKER WAS GOOD! HE A RACIST FASCIST WHO CATERS TO A DEGENERATE RIGHT WING FANBASE, WAAAHHHH SHUT IT DOWN!
>huh where did my fans go? Better cater to 4chan culture since im so deprived of originality and actual content.