Did Frodo die a virgin?

>>82689276
Yes. So did Gimli and Boromir.

>>82689276
Yep

>>82689276
>go through hell and back
>literally
>bother with women

He ascended

>>82689276
didn't he go to elf heaven or some shit like that? i bet he had a elven orgy when he got there

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>implying he didn't share the load with Samwise

Nah he was the owner of bag end and heir to the rich and famous Bilbo.
I'm sure he scored mad pussy before he became ring bearer.

>>82690755
I bet he bagged a lot of ends if you know what I'm sayin

>>82689276
>>82689304
>>82689313
Uhhh Wtf? He didn't even die. He sailed to a different continent and is probably smashing that pale tight elven pussy

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>>82689276
Wasn't he like 50 years old when he set off?
Also rich, adventurous and handsome.
He was definitely a Hobbit Chad, got lots of pussy.

Did he die with hetero-virginity? Yes.

Homo-virginity? No.

>>82689276
>sam slept
>frodo couldn't
>idle minds ect.., ect..

>>82690556
lol

>>82690962
He died. The Undying Lands is just a name. In the fullness of time, Frodo, Bilbo, Sam, and Gimli will die, because nothing can save them from their mortality.

The only hope for Sam, Bilbo, and Frodo in having a peaceful life and death was in their going to Valinor. The idea being that the peace and serenity that fills the place would soothe their souls and save them from the perpetual ache that they feel from no longer possessing the Ring.

The chances are pretty good that Frodo would live for a very long time. The Old Took, his ancestor, was the longest lived Hobbit before Bilbo broke the record, and Frodo had the Ring for nearly 20 years before it was destroyed. Given that Sam was nearly 100 when he made the voyage, and given that he only had the Ring for a short time in comparison to Frodo, then it's a safe bet that Frodo is probably still alive and would be for at least a little while longer.

>>82692318
Mortals actually die faster in Valinor.

most likely. he's too pure.

>>82689276
>Did Frodo die a virgin
who else was on the boat

>>82689276
>dead virgins
Bilbo
Frodo
Gollum
Sauron

>implied homosex
Gimli + legolas

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>>82689276
Probably not, he was well in his 50's and 60's by the time he went on the journey with the Ring. Getting stabbed by the epitomy of all evil probably want a huge libido killer though. Sex isn't mentioned directly in the Lotr unless it is about "x and y begat z", although Tolkien hints at relationships and sexual acts fairly brutally , especially when the creation of Saruman's Uruk Hai are discussed.

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>rich as fuck
>lives in massive bachelor pad
>member of hedonistic race who spends all day eating, smoking and fucking
nah, this guy probably banged half of the Shire's maidens before be even set off to destroy the ring. Imagine the pussy he slayed when he got back, defeating not only Sauron but also freeing everyone in the Shire from Uruk.

If Frodo was a virgin then the ring could've used that to corrupt him.
His resistance is proof that he wasn't one.

>>82692548
i humbly ask for source

>>82693151
Silmarillion.

>And were you so to voyage that escaping all deceits and snares you came indeed to Aman, the Blessed Realm, little would it profit you. For it is not the land of Manwë that makes its people deathless, but the Deathless that dwell therein have hallowed the land; and there you would but wither and grow weary the sooner, as moths in a light too strong and steadfast.

>Merry asks Treebeard what Entmoot is
>"tis a gathering"
>"a gathering of what??"
>Ents start appearing

How/why the fuck would Entmoot (>ENT<moot!) be a gathering of anything other than Ents? Was Merry retarded?

>>82693229
the more you know... thanks man!

>>82693236
>was merry retarded

I think the question is moot.

>>82693148
Virgins actually care less about sex than non virgins

>>82689276
No, but you will.

>>82693505
Is that true?
I lost all interest in sex after losing my virginity, though it was more curiosity then desire beforehand anyway.

>>82693400
>moot
Who?

>>82693505
>>82693587
Yeah that's definitely not true
T. Virgin who thinks about it every day for 21 years

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>>82693602
see filename

>>82693229
fucking neato

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>>82693628
Just make it happen man.
How old are you?
If a rarely attractive asexual like me can lose his virginity, then so can you!

How do you fucks know so much lore about LotR?
I seen all them and don't know shit.

>>82689276
His asshole didn't .

>>82689276
No but you will

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>>82693784
Books my philistine friend.
Books.

>>82693236
Merry thought it was a place, you double Dundlinger.

Didn't he go to like that other island
Can you even get laid there

>>82693628
you probably fap every day because of the internet so you're far form the standard eternal virgin

>>82693587
It is true, look up how many great thinkers were virgins. hell George Washington lost it when he was about 25

>>82693784
fucking normos

>>82694108
Yeah but then George Washington led armies when he was 14

>>82694134
He wouldn't have done that if he was too busy pressing F5 on his fetish porn website of choice

>>82693732
>just make it happen
God I hate normies. Do they even know what statements like that sound to us?

>>82689276
At the end of the movie he wakes up in bed with gandalf laughing and the next 10 minutes is a prelude to a gay orgy in the bed.

So probably not

>>82693732
I already told you how old I am. The problem I have is finding interesting things to say (to people, not just girls)

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>>82694204
I'm nowhere near a normie.
Okay, I'll be honest with ya, the girl started the friendship with me so I didn't have to put in as much effort as you might have to, but you can still do it.
Actually, looking back, I think I was quite blessed with my first.
It might be harder than I think for others.
My second also sort of just happened without me putting much effort in.

>>82694253
Well most people don't start thinking about sex before puberty.
21 is the perfect age to lose it.
Do you go to uni?
Honestly, it's easy as balls to get a girlfriend there, though you might have to lie a little about your politics these days.

>>82693505
lol the stupid things that virgins believe...
Nobody thinks about sex more than dudes who can't get any.

>>82694313
I go to [community] college. Idk sometimes I think I look good but when I go outside I feel ugly and stared at

>>82694754
I had the same problem.
Fixed it by losing weight and getting a haircut.
I find that 70% of attractiveness is in the hair and how it frames your face.
Use hair products if the wind messes up your look.

I am now fat with a shit haircut, but back then I sorted myself out and after that getting a gf wasn't too hard.

>>82689276
In the books it's implied that the orcs raped him when they caught him

>>82693229
http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Aman

It appears that Tolkien was a little unclear on the subject. I just thought that if you went to the Undying Lands, you'd eventually die in a state of peace, but it appears that there are 2 possible outcomes:

1) You die sooner
2) You die, eventually, when you choose to do so.

>>82695016
source my guy