>"Remember, Peter. With great power comes great responsobility.

Real talk though, how the fuck did he get away with it?

>>82681613
It was a different time.

>>82681587
>i know I'm not the Führer, Peter-
>then stop pretending to be!

>>82681646
FINISH IT

BRUCE: WHAT'S YOUR NAME, KID
PETER: THE HUMAN SPIDER
BRUCE: THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT?
PETER: YEAH
BRUCE: DAMEN UND HERREN, DIE ERSTAUNLICHE SCHPIDER-FÜHRER

man, I hope I'm doing this meme right.

>>82682184
no that was awful

>>82681587
haha you put racist dialogue in spiderman xD
helle f*cking epic /b/ro :P

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>Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like to stab you with thier fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous, poison-filled parasite.
>Now I know what you're thinking, "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the fuck up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think I'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a cock and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month-old zuccini and a pair of avocados. Her asshole is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth.
>Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, spiders. Wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed in the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. Has to have forklifts drive into his recieving dock every day, unloading boxes.
>Anyway, I wanted to tell you all this before the Alzheimers gets me.

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>I was a first responder you know, Parker. You've gotta be quick to make it in this business. As soon as the second tower fell I was there in the rubble trying to pry some statements from the folks there. Of course, you can't get much from a half buried dead woman clutching her baby so I just said to hell with it and took the day off. We slapped together some story about terrorists and Muslims and the whole city just rolled with it from there. If you can't tell the truth then tell a good lie, son. But anyway back to Spiderman.

>I-I'm dying Peter... *cough* I can't believe it's come to this... I've spent my entire life fighting for white supremacy, only to die at the hands of my own Volk
>No Ben... don't say that
>*cough* Just promise me one thing, Peter... Tell them *cough* it was a Puerto Rican
>I will Uncle Ben... I will

Couldn't get away with it today

>>82683413
Oh fuck that warehouse but has me dying of laughter

>>82681587
Die in a fire racist fucking retard