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Here's what I don't get about the MCU. We know that Norse mythology is part of human history and that the Asgardians were worshipped as gods.
But then the actual Thor and thr actual Loki returns to Earth to the full attention of the entire human race, but no one seems to care.
Even in the first Thor movie. It's like, dude, this is the fucking real life actual god Thor standing in front of you shooting lightning out of his hammer and everyone's just like "cool."
Where are the mass conversions into Norse religion? Where are the mass suicides from Christfags and Snackbarfags and filthy jew rats when the realize their religion is wrong?
It'd be like if fucking Vishnu came down from the heavens and poo'd in a loo. That shit would be the most important event in the history of mankind. It would fucking change EVERYTHING.
Anyways...MCU hate thread I guess.
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>>82679591
>It'd be like if fucking Vishnu came down from the heavens and poo'd in a loo
Kek
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>>82679591
Fedora tippers prevailed.
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>>82679591
Chill the fuck out senpai they are children's movies... not really gonna cover morbid reality checks...
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Stay mad, DCucks
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It's now Zack Snyder Universe
No one gives a shit about realisim
It's not fun get over it
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>>82680639
not*
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>>82679591
If anything Thor being real means the Norse religion was wrong. Thor is merely an alien, not a God. Established clearly in the films.
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>>82680735
Irrelevant. Gods are technically aliens anyways. And Norse gods die all the time in Marvel Comics. So, immortality is not a prerequisite for godhood.
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>>82681560
Even in Norse mythology gods can die.
Thor dies in Ragnarök
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>>82681654
Yeah, but I meant like in the comics the Norse gods die in cycles. Ragnarok happened a shit ton of times. There were many versions of the Norse pantheon.
I think Thor shut all that down though, but I don't know if ot was brought back or not. The Ones who sit above in shadow or some shit like that.
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>>82680639
>muh fun
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>>82679591
>Where are the mass conversions into Norse religion? Where are the mass suicides from Christfags and Snackbarfags and filthy jew rats when the realize their religion is wrong?
Lmao, are you kidding? Those fucking retards can rationalize ANYTHING. If anything, it's realistic that people didn't convert.
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>>82679591
Theres an entire episode of Agents of Sheild showing people going apeshit over Norse myth
A group of metalheads go searching for ancient berserker weapons from Norse myth (now that they know they exist)
and the last season is about regular people forming armed militias to fight against aliens among them
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>>82682383
Thank god we have people like you, to sift through the garbage and provide us with answers.
I mean that, good sir.
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>>82682383
I'm the OP and thank you for this. But it should still be fucking WORLDWIDE hysteria.
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