I nearly beat you, bro!

>>82678774
Granny shifters.. When will they learn

>>82678774
I almost fucked you dude

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Why don't you make like a tree and die

Only kino film of that whole shit franchise

>>82678959
Tokyo Drift was enjoyable for being complete unmitigated shit

>>82678940
This

>>82678978
The entire series is great for Netflix and chill because women can understand them, and there's just enough "sexy."

>>82679035
Cool

YOU NEARLY BEAT ME? YOU NEVER NEARLY BEAT ME. YOU NEVER NEARLY BEAT YOUR CAR

>>82678774

This movie would have been kino if it wasn't made into a shitty franchise that dragged the name into the mud.

Fucking greedy fucks ruin everything.

>>82679035
If she's turned on by the fast and furious movies you need to be tested for every fucking STD on the planet

>>82678978
Yeah second film and tokyo drift were stupid fun because they had personality and still had races, the others are low tier action flicks.

>>82679093
This

>>82679081
>he can't judge a film on its own merits
Just ignore the later movies if they bother you so much.

Vin Diesel is too cool for this world

>>82679258
I used to dislike him till I played Butcher Bay now he's ok in my book.

Plus he was the iron giant.

>>82679300
>Plus he was the iron giant.
That was Vince Vaughn

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>>82679328

>>82679395
>wikipedia

>>82679066
Just
>>82679093
>>82679139
Autism. It's not about getting turned on by a movie. It's about having a movie that requires no brain power to follow so you can jump in and out at your choosing because you know you're not there to really watch a movie. It's a "fun" movie to keep a light mood.
What's your go to N&C flick then?

>tfw got into a 2 hour long discussion about the FF franchise with my roommates last night

How are these movies so bad but still able to keep me coming back to watch them?

>>82679439
>What's your go to N&C flick then?
>implying I'm not a fat autistic virgin

>>82679258
>watched xXx
>cheesy as fuck, embodies everything about late 90s/early 2000 but great for it
>watched the sequel
>vin is the old man at the party full of numales and feminists
they never should've made a sequel

>>82679465
They've managed to tap into the "so dumb it's fun" vibe that many 80's action films had. Doesn't hurt that they've got actors like the The Rock and Statham that ooze a similar machismo that Arnold and Stallone had back in the day.

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TRAN!

>>82679423
i think you mean
((((((((((wikipedia))))))))))

>>82679439
Okay so literally NF and chill isn't an actual thing over here, so the procedure/idea might be a little bit different from just watching a pirated movie with a chick you wanna fuck or at least indicate that fact.
But FF seems like a horrible movie to do it, because the racing scenes require your attention to enjoy them plus they are louad as fuck (constant engine revving, shifting the car like it has 16 gears constantly, etc). Might as well watch an "actual" movie seriously or just turn on some music.
Just put on some silly comedy or a non-serious romance/drama if you need background noise.