Twin Peaks Hype Thread

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How complicit was he really?

>>82677846

Who ready for Punished Coop?

Fuck off Lynch is a hack

I can't into Lynch.
I can into his daughter.
Boxing Helena was kino.

>>82677855
lol

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>walk into the bathroom
>see this
What do?

>>82677936
Wach his films and get into him then, start with Wild At Heart

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Who else recognizes the true queen?

All of this shilling, when the threads are barely active.

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>>82678169
>queen of spades
>coalburner in real life
lynch is a fucking prophet

>>82678010
Let's rock

Rewatching season 2. Really struggling the get through episode 9 onwards. On episode 12 right now

>>82678584
I believe in you anon. Think of the finale

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>>82678584
season 2 is pleb filter, james scenes are pure unfiltered kino

>>82678584
normies are idiots. if you don't like Twin Peaks don't fucking watch it jesus fucking christ

Lucy is still best girl

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Friendly reminder that Leo is still sitting there.

>>82678833
>not nadine in her wrestling outfit

>>82678859
>tfw no Shelly to bring me a beer

>>82678859
Good. I know he's important to Shelly and Bobby's story, but I seriously can't stand looking at that slimy mug. He's just so ugly.

>>82678010
Don't run.

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>>82678010
Stay and listen to a story how Lynch raped his daughter

>Why are you filming my scenes in 1991, David?

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just finished the book. getting late in here, so maybe i gotta postpone my rewatch for tomorrow.
i've got time to watch the pilot tonight, however. so maybe i'll do just that.

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>>82678981
fuck forgot image. I suck at memes.

>>82678973
That post definitely is NOT marketing

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How would you guys react if the Laura Palmer story was really about Lynch's daughter?

Is the book worth reading? It seems like it'll probably just be mostly there to appeal to die hard fans, not casual watchers.

>>82678859
he got what he deserved

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Who's got the clip of Maclachlan on Fallon last night

>>82679125
honestly it's pretty skippable. You only learn more about past events that don't matter any more, because they're all furthered narratively in the series.

Like the Diary of Laura Palmer it's more for completionists

>>82679096
certain directors can do whatever the fuck they want. Polanski, Allen, Jodorowsky, all rapist but all living the life still making movies and getting critical acclaim. If it happens, same thing will happen with Lynch.
>>82679171
it's on his youtube channel silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfADK30OT4A
nothing interesting. I expected a lot of worse from fallon.

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>tfw no ice cone to lick with Audrey
>she does like to lick

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>>82678973
Kek, Lynch's daughter literally replied "None of what he says is true". So I guess she really was raped by her dad.

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>>82679280

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>>82679280

>>82678973
He's really angry about not appearing in the new season. When will they learn?

>>82679366
nice bush

>>82679233
>ywn be friends with kyle maclachlan

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>>82679366
Posting superior girl

>inb4 blacked

>>82679731
Forgot to click the spoiler box, pls no ban, mods ;_;

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>>82679731
my man

Aubrey fags are pathetic.

>>82679921
I had nightmares about this shot and I don't know why

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>>82679921
Pic related frightens me ten times more.

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>yfw it's happening again

>>82679951
Check out the first shot on the new trailer

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>>82679731
>>82679776
My niggas.

>>82679802
It's because he's talking out of his ass. Lynch is all style and no substance and this act has everybody fooled.

It's like a high school teacher saying "show your work", the student saying no and then the school throwing a parade in honor of him being a genius.

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ITT: characters you felt sorry for

He did nothing (intentionally) wrong

>>82677779

That wasn't Duchovny in drag was it?

>>82680374
Or maybe some artists feel a personal connection with their work and are uncomfortable explaining the mysteries or intimacy of them and prefer to let them speak for themselves

The truth is lynch isn't even that innaccessible or particularly not digestible. His symbolism is pretty obvious.

I can tell you're not an artist. Go back to your capeshit thread.

>>82680548
He did fuck Laura, a minor.

>>82680374
Eraserhead is his most pretentious film. I like it fine but the "Sooper secret hidden meaning" is bullshit

>>82680623
>I can tell you're not an artist.

This is the gayest thing anybody has ever said on /tv/. Get over yourself.

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David Lynch telling someone to kill himself would sound pretty funny to be honest he just has that voice. Imagine him saying pic related

>>82680701
Eraserhead and Inland Empire are both awful, in my opinion. All of his other movies are good but Christ do those try so hard to be avant-garde to the point where they border on parody.

I fucking hate the mayor

He's the worst character in the show

He's as bad as Windom Earle fuck them

>>82677846
"I always thought you knew it was me." from FWWM

he was more complicit than the series tells you, according to the film.

>>82680701
>sooper secret meaning

It's just Freudian fears with surrealist imagery, like the whole "World Is a Play" waiting for godot stuff thrown in. It's really not that hard to read.

Do you think Buñuel is pretentious, too?

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>>82680742
THIS IS AGENT GORDON COLE WITH THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.

MY REQUEST TO YOU IS THAT YOU PLEASE KILL YOURSELF IN A TIMELY AND EFFICIENT MANNER.

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>>82679532

>>82679776
What is it about 90s girls that are so attractive. I wish girls would look like this again

>>82680901
DIDN'T QUITE CATCH THAT ANON. WOULD YOU MIND REPEATIN' YOURSELF?

>>82680548
>shitty father
>involved in a lot of shady shit

>>82681054
dark lipstick

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>>82681054
It's not that they're 90's girls, Lynch just has some really good taste in women. Or at least that's the case when it comes to his casting, most of his wives are mid to very low tier. His current wife is pretty hot though considering he's 70.

>>82680901
Something about Lynch delivering all of his lines in the same exact tone regardless of mood was hilarious. Funniest character in Twin Peaks hands down.

"There's the one-armer now!"

>>8268079

Haven't seen Inland Empire yet but Eraserhead is pretty standard fare for surrealism. At least its unique, even if its not super hard to parse out the meaning but who cares

>watching miss twin peaks episode
>/thicc/ Lucy starts dancing in fishnets and showing off her thighs

holy shit

>>82681185
That's his daughter ya perv

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>>82679442

>>82681580
That line was a godsend in retrospect. Completely justifies MJA not being in the new season.

>>82681580
every time I read his post about lynch "definitely not doing it" it makes me laugh and I have no idea why

are manlets just inherently funny

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>>82681561
It's his current wife, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind if it was his daughter.

>>82681580
oh SHIT

>>82681751
>Lynch's daughters are both younger than his wife

Hmmm

>>82679366
OH HOLY FUCKIN LAWD

>>82681580
this nigga let him know his ass wouldn't be back for a potential season 3 and he didn't even know it lmao

>>82677779
>That ambient music at the end of all the trailers
creeps me the fuck out, the tone of this is super fucking dark and I'm excited for it.

>>82679233
>audience had no reaction to "damn good coffee"
Looks like those autists were sperging out about normies flocking to the show for nothing.

>>82681785
And? If you would have been famous like him you would be doing the same thing m8.

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>mfw not much longer until this masterpiece starts to be released

>>82681861
because twin peaks is fucking 25 years old, and no normie these days knows about it.

the only fanbase twin peaks has on tumblr. That's where you can fin "le coffee" shit.

>>82681785
you mean older?

>>82681526
Lucy is underrated

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>>82681580
Lynch confirmed mastermind

>>82681900
great video.

>Mulholland Drive, Inland Empire, Lost Highway, and Twin Peaks all exist in the same universe
>Laura appears in Club Silencio
>actors from those films including Laura Dern and Watts are in the new season
>New season partially takes place in Hollywood


Reminder Lynch has been planning this career finale kino for years

>>82682133
Wait Naomi Watts is also confirmed? Holy shit.

>>82682085
The instrumental is great and sets a great atmosphere. I know it wouldn't be as great without Lynch's silly singing in it, but an instrumental version would be great.

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>>82682133
yeah

colour me convinced

>>82682133
>Laura appears in Club Silencio
this has been debunked.

he's not building a cinematic universe either. the inland scene is just fun dream theater cameos.

>>82682162
This season feels more like a love letter to Lynch's favorite cast and crew members and the fans rather than a commercial product. I'm loving it.

>>82682133
Btw, I'm already scared by the show because of Laura Dern. Still have PTS due to Inland Empire.

>>82682208
Well yes I'm all for that desu. Hype is only going up.

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>>82682218
Don't open

>>82678833
she's a whore and Andy is a cuck

>>82682429
based dick

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>>82681185
What's up with this dude's hair? I must know.

>>82682533
I want to touch it so bad.

>>82682429
But it's his kid not Dick's

>>82682288
Spoiler that shit. I'm about to go to sleep. Here we go again.

>>82681580

But I thought that was referring to when Cooper encounters him again in the same episode.

>>82682561

he shoots blanks though?

>>82677779
pleb here

So...umm..I heard that the old seasons are a bit ...umm....overrated. True? Should i not waste time with it? Is this all a Jewish revival of Lynch?

>>82683349
finish highschool first then come back nigga

>>82680548
>Awful father
>Drug smuggling
>Fucked a highschooler
>Gets killed by a 90 year old manlet doctor.

>>82683403
>almost fucked his hot ass daughter

>>82682570
Well now you can use your night for something more productive, like studying or working.

Or, you know, marathoning a couple of episodes.

You should be thanking him, tbqh.

>>82683403
is he confirmed dead?

>>82683930
he's confirmed for revival, although beymer has no new photos of him on the internet. He might look JUST.

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>>82679921

>>82684108
wew

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>>82677779

Gonna start my rewatch now lads

Just a friendly reminder that if you live in mainland europe, Twin Peaks S1 and S2 are on Amazon Prime Video (the 1080p HD remaster from the blu-ray)

>>82684108
dat ass

>>82683225
Andy is a whole damn town

>>82680548
what the fuck was the subplot about him being donnas father about?

>>82684108
What am I looking at here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63VHeu5V0zA

>>82679921
>>82679986
How the fuck does he do it? It makes me feel uncomfortable and they are just images

>>82684973
wtf

>>82679233
>dat handshake

>>82679233
Kyle is such a nerd

It's not being filmed on film? This is extremely uncomfy.

>>82685988
Twin Peaks at this point isn't suppose to feel "comfy"

>>82686067

the FUCK it isn't

>>82686102
Twin Peaks' comfiness comes from more than its texture, Lynch is not going to cater to nostalgiafags

>>82685086

I think the first staircase, because you can't see what's under you on the ground floor it creates a real sense of unease, there could be anything there waiting to get you

same for being the door and what's on the other side, it's a lot like the wall behind winkies in mulholland drive, it's just there and your mind fills in the gaps, really effective

>>82680793
Eraserhead and Inland Empire are his best films by a fucking mile

>>82686102
why would it be comfy when Coop has lost to evil?

Should I watch Wild at Heart or skip it?

>>82686102
It's fucking 25 years after Laura Palmer died
All the shit that's happened in that town, all the secrets that have surfaced
and yet you fucking think it's suppose to be a "comfy" place?

>>82680793
>I like weird movies, but not too weird, cuz then they're stupid and I hate them! :p
shaddap

>>82682195
Wow I never noticed that before. Interesting.

>>82686102
fuck off normie

if you watch the show for "comfy" soap opera shit and "le epic coffee" you're watching it for the wrong reasons

I hope the new season is abstract as fuck like Inland Empire to filter out faggots like you

>>82677779
rip Albert

>>82686176
>should I watch one of the most pure, undiluted and PURE FUN Lynch films ever made.

ftfy

it even ends with a fucking musical number.

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HIS HOPE SMILE OPTIMISM

GONE

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>>82685988
No comfort allowed.

is the Twin Peaks pilot the greatest thing Lynch has ever done?

>>82686332
In my opinion, yes. I've seen all of his work and TP and FWWM is his best.

Though it's really close with TP pilot+FWWM for me

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>>82678734
>not being sent into permanent euphoria upon listening to James sing
THIS is the pleb filter.

>>82686147
>>82686174
>>82686179
>>82686270

>he fell for the digital jew

this reboot is going to be worse than alien covenant

>>82686332
it's Mulholland Dr, but the pilot is second

>>82686379

>he fell for the autistic film meme

kys quentin

>>82686176
>should I watch a Nick Cage film directed by David Lynch?
Not even a question.

>>82686270

if you like stuff that is intentionally difficult in order to seem deep you are just a pretentious pseud

>>82681580
What happened to him accusing Lynch of rape?

FUCKING CHRIST
FINALLY

>>82686491
Why is one boob twice as large as the other?

>>82686147
>yfw TP will evolve into crazy intense shit from Inland Empire/rabbits
>yfw it will have 4/10 on Metashit but will be pure kino far from teh reach of plebs

>>82682133
If only Jack Nance was still here

>>82685086
the staircase has got many angles, many shades, wonky lighting.

>>82686379
Had David Lynch shot this on film, we probably wouldn't get the series until the year 2020. And it would have hogged a lot of the budget.

>>82682133
I don't I can take it honestly. I first saw the show in the end of the 90s and hoped more ever since. Reading all about how Mullholland Dr. was "Audrey goes to Hollywood" and all those actor connections within his filmography and how they exist in same universe.

And now it's fucking happening.

>>82686491
Yussss

>first a 2 hour premiere
>then after it ends, 2 episodes released in a streaming service
>FOUR HOURS OF TWIN PEAKS ON FIRST NIGHT

guys

i think i need nitrate to handle this

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>>82682288
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK MEEEE

This and the bum from Mulholland Drive made my heart skip several beats and still terrifies me to this day. Hope for new spoopy stuff like this in Twin Peaks.

I'm trying to rewatch this show after giving up after season 1 the first time a few years back. I swear to god if I have to hear this shitty walking bassline one more time I'm gonna shoot myself

>>82686884
honestly it's a terrible idea. what are the even showing the net two weeks if they're releasing 4 at once.

>>82686919
that fucking bum though

jesus that spooked me

>>82686941
>what are the even showing the net two weeks if they're releasing 4 at once.
the third and fourth episode

>>82686921
there is no shitty music, or musical cues in TP.

>>82677779
Are we going to see lighthearted comedy scenes or will this go full edgy/horror?

>>82686919
>spoopy

>>82677846
what if laura consents tho

>>82686921
kys

>>82686544
t.virgin

>>82686970
so no new twin peaks for 2 whole weeks.

what part of that is a good idea.

>>82683349
they are overrated at least the first 2/3 of season 1. couldn't force myself to watch after that. it's not bad, but the episodes are 1 hr long so you really have to commit, which is hard to do if you aren't having a good time.

>>82687082
the part where we get nearly instantly FOUR HOURS OF TWIN PEAKS ON FIRST NIGHT HOLY SHIT NIGGER

FOUR
HOURS
OF
TWIN
PEAKS

>>82687108
I don't know if I should watch it all at once, or one episode per day.

>>82686544
One's always larger. The pectoral muscle has an effect on the size of the breast resting on it, and the pectoral muscle attached to the dominant arm gets more exercise and thus is larger.

>>82687165
All at once and then do it again and again and again..

jesus i hope the show aint shit lel

how experimental is new twin peaks going to be? will it be fanservice junk or will it be Lynch's last brutal opus?

>>82683349
Give it a fair shot, but know that it is objectively overrated. It has the biggest cult fanbase of any show and they worship it.

>>82682288
post the demoniac one

>>82687297
It's on digital, so definitely different from the get-go. Some bits of cinematography (like the first old trailer highway shot reminds you of Lost Highway) look familiar.

I don't think if he will start subverting and shiet himself, or just use his best tricks to tell the best story he can. either one is a good way for me honestly.

>>82687243
It's a fucking Inland Empire 2.0. That's for fucking sure. You can see from the interviews from the cast that showtime funded a fucking pandora box.

I wouldn't be surprised if the last episode is just live stream of lynch in the red room confessing to the murders of all the twin peaks actors that have died (including jack nance), and confessing to the raping of his daughter and the killing himself live on television while Sycamore Trees play in the background.

>>82687432
I love the fact that Lynch was literally double or quit if he wasn't getting the amount of episodes he wanted and funding he wanted. He was just going to walk away lmao.

>>82687432

fucking kek

>>82687082
you don't have to watch the 3rd and forth episode
and keep in mind, a lot of people don't fuck with the Showtime streams

>>82687432
the dwarf is here

>>82687510
it will be on HBO's service too.

>>82687432
that would be a fantastic last episode

>>82686877
what a bro, I fucking love Kyle with all my heart

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>>82687510
How does one fuck with something?

>>82687510
but every discussion will be around 3 + 4. It's hard to avoid it for two weeks if you browse the internet every day.

>>82687432
That reminds me of one of the End of Evangelion movie where they suddenly show a bunch of weebs watching said movie during one of the monologues (in cannon at least, they were actually watching a prior Evangelion thing).

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what was the point of the donuts?

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>>82687821
forgot the picture.

>>82687863
they're cops

>>82688013
Is it just an American thing? I've never seen a cop eating donuts

>digital
fuck you, lynch

>>82688064
its an IRL meme making fun of lazy fat cops and also the fact that lots of coffee shops (which sell donuts) gave police discounts in the old days

so the joke is instead of fighting crime the cops are abusing their discounts and being lazy and eating fattening food (which sneaks a fat joke in too (which itself is by proxy an incompetence joke))

t. not an american

>>82688064
i've never seen a bird lay an egg either

>>82677779
Who's the chick saying "Try Me" from the new trailer, she looks very familiar

>>82687432
Kino

>>82688408
nvm just had to google Twin Peaks Try Me

>>82688064
I never thought about how confusing this show must be for non-Americans kek

>>82688325
>wahh, can't have lynch personally deliver the 35mm film stock to my grandma's basement so i can view it on my projector that i stole from my h.s. job when it closed down for good

>>82687464

Word, brother. He´s the last man standing. A true kino artist and the most important american director alive.

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>>82688921
>A true kino artist and the most important american director alive.

>The actor (Harry Goaz), who filmed both in Washington state and Los Angeles, says he received his lines only the morning of shooting. And not even entire scenes, just the parts where Deputy Andy Brennan was involved. After filming, he would have to return the pages so they could, under supervision, be fed to a shredder.
I only know that this is similar to how he did Inland Empire. Did any of his other movies do the script this way?

>>82688975
the absolute madman

>>82689080
that's a irrelevant question
better question is how the fuck Harry Goaz has more followers on twitter than people like Kyle MacLachlan.

>>82689280
Compare the follow/follower ratios

I'm watching Season 2 of Twin Peaks now and planning on watching FWWM right after. Are the books canon? If so which order should I read them?

>>82689536
>Are the books canon
Nope. If Lynch isn't involved (as well) it can't really be considered canon. The tv show and movie is the thing. Everything else is secondary.

>>82677779
Recent Trailer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

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>>82688408
The youngest sibling From The Nanny

>>82689280
yeah how the fuck does he get near a million followers? Is he famous outside of acting or something?

>>82689774
If only we got a FWWM style movie about Fran's rape.

>>82677846
I don't think Lynch or Frost themselves were very set on how complicit they wanted to make him. The movie implies that Leland was complicit - and there are hints of that in the series too, e.g. the "maybe Bob is just the evil that men do" line.

>>82684877
Bob is around the corner.

>>82677846
>Leland, you've been a good vehicle and I've enjoyed the ride. But now he's weak and full of holes. It's almost time to shuffle off to Buffalo!