"How do we make King Arthur cool again?"
"Fuck if I know. Give him a Bane coat and...two belts."
Crashing this elephant
>>82673179
Mythologies were just proto-capeshit.
>>82673179
BANE?
>>82673179
is there Arthurian Bullet Time in this flick? i'll bet there's Arthurian Bullet Time galore
Charlie Hunnam is fucking awful
DUDE MODERNIZED HISTORY
>>82673179
>>82673576
Does he do his Jax strut in this?
>>82673179
Would have been better if he had the voice too.
>>82673576
He was ok in Pacific Rim. If it was him, I'm not sure and not gonna check.
>>82673576
>>82673623
How will there be blowblack from black, brown, and yellow if there are no blacks, browns, or yellows in medieval/dark age England?
>>82673179
>black arthur
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'd rather watch A Knight's Tale, thank you very much
>>82673562
Yes there is.
Movie was pretty gud, standard Ritchie with some great scenes and music. I'd rewatch it.
>>82673179
He's supposed to be a street thug type character though I never really got that from any of the trailers
>>82674059
He is in a sense, but he's noble about it... sort of. He has no character development either. I mean I wasn't expecting much in that department from Ritchie, but it might've helped.He is raised in a brothel, and he's essentially a bodyguard for the ladies. One of the first things he does once the movie gets rolling is get money from some vikings who beat one of the women, and the rest flows from there
We wuz knights of the round table and shiett!
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/447575/guy-ritchie-king-arthur-comedic-impudent-heroic
JAYSUS CHRUST ARTHIE BOY
>>82673179
Also, use Led Zeppelin on the trailer.
we gotta reach out to the round table
>>82673179
>>82673431
Merlin, I'm Round Table
>>82674805
The fuck? How does this work?
>>82673179
is this tv fan service? BANE???
>>82674805
>it's a /tv/ doesn't bat an eyelid at the emissary in 300 but cares about the black knight in Arthur because it's pol 2.0 episode
>>82675346
you can't be this fucking stupid.
>>82675019
FROM ONE KING TO THE NEXT
>>82675346
>the
There are multiple niggers in this new movie.
>>82675346
fuck off
Soros quota = deal-breaker
>>82673179
What was King Arthur's tax policy though?
>>82675419
There are multiple niggers in Arthurian legends. Your point?