Who was in the wrong?

Pablo should have worn a glove.

He tried to kill himself after his main dog died

Probably shouldn't put your hand near a dog that's rolling its lips back t b h.

Why is he whispering to dogs is he tellin' em secrets or sumthin? tss

Hugo Chavez was in the wrong, what a faggot

That dog is probably dead by now.

The dog, they are the reddit animals. I don't like cats either they're also reddit

>>82673290
I like dogs

>>82673290
gb2r

TSST!

>Dog is a vicious stupid cunt that got it's ass beat and arguably did more damage then Caesar did.
>WOOOW CAESAR YOU KNOW DOGS DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER FUCKING RETARD HURTING AN INNOCENT DOG
dogfag logic everybody.

angery

>>82673204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPC6328ulVM

i dont trust dogs

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>>82673051
Fuck this retarded piece of shit. If I ever see one of you fat fucks even looking at ANY animal the wrong way I'll slit your fucking throats right there and then and destroy your bloated piece of shit corpse, because I'm fucking stupid and I don't give a FUCK about jail

>>82673290
kek

>>82673511
>dogfag
this is your brain on toxoplasmosis catfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_beJnlTeTk

>>82673051

Cesar. Nature runs this planet!

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what do you think?

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>cleo stop it or I'll make him kill you

>>82673204
Fuckin home run chip.

>relies on enforcing "pack mentality" between dogs and their owners, which has been largely discredited and deemed harmful to the dog's sense of security
>basically just bullies dogs until they make him look good on camera
>dog clearly shows signs of discomfort and bears teeth to let him know to back the fuck off
>he just comes at it making his mexican chicken clucking noises, dreaming about how great this scene will look when the dog relents
>finally runs across a dog who doesn't take his shit, gets bit
>physically assaults the dog because it refused to give him a muchos dineros buenos diaz scene to milk

Yeah. I fucking wonder.

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>>82673051
>Be dog
>Do a good job taking care of fuckers trasspasing the territory of my masters.Bite faggots,niggers and mugglers.
>Master bring a fucking mexican to the house
>The smell of tacos hit me like a truck
>Wof
>The motherfucker starts poking me and saying me TSS TSS in my face
>Don't let me eat in peace
>He kneels, put his face in front of mine
>I cant take the taco smell anymore
>I swear to God if he fucking touch me
>He fucking touch me
>CHOMP
>This faggot start kicking me
>Master do nothing
>At least I make him bleed

>>82673051
What a puto

>>82673051
WOOF, WOOF, no me gusta Mexican man!

What is some essential dog whisperer kino

>>82675117
>which has been largely discredited and deemed harmful to the dog's sense of security
Lol betas who forget that dogs are animals.

>>82675874
Dogs are animals that humans have morphed into a tool.

Pretending like they're still wolves and that there hasn't been centuries of selective breeding to change their temperament and relationship towards humans is retarded and ends with you getting your hand chomped to pieces by an extremely docile breed.

>>82673290
Such a reddit tier comment

>>82675955
>Pretending like they're still wolves
Is bad but they still have a pack mentality

>>82673108
Not very alpha at all

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2iyj60

8:30 the problem right there

>>82675135
kek

>>82676048
They really do not, it has been suppressed to an extreme level. Especially in regards to humans.

In a lot of way, dogs' temperament has been frozen at a wolf pup level. They instinctively think of humans as providers, not as packmates, unless they have been brought up differently.

>>82675117
missed the part where he stands over the dog with his balls in the dogs face untill the dog actualy does give in

>relies on enforcing "pack mentality" between dogs and their owners, which has been largely discredited and deemed harmful to the dog's sense of security

citation needed

>basically just bullies dogs until they make him look good on camera
i can tell you;ve never had to train a dog

>>82673290
You liked suicide squad and have a pet turtle and/or lizard, we get it

>>82676263
I can't post links due to the spam filter, but literally just google it, senpai. There is a reason Cesar Milan is treated as a fucking joke in animal psychology.

>>82676263
Why do you think Cesar is the point person still pushing alpha training over reinforcement training?

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>>82676436
god forbid anyone dismisses the serious academic field of animal psychology

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post based doggos

>>82676475
>Point
Only

>>82676503
...what do you think dog training is?

>>82676048
even zoologists reject the concepts of pack mentality you fucking nigger

>>82676536
not a branch of psychology

I realize you want dogs to be just as special as you are but they are animals and always will be

I think the bite part was pretty much just bad timing, the dog was almost looking away and when he looked back the hand was close to his face so it got scared

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>>82676516
Here one of my doggos

>>82673051
Me on the left

>>82676766
labs are so /comfy/

>>82676587
I literally just said humans created them as tools.

The point isn't to elevate dogs to some kind of specialness, it's to know how to properly communicate our wants/needs to the animal and be able to train them to do their jobs.

I don't know why you think figuring out how brains and temperaments work isn't a type of psychology because it's being applied to a lesser animal, but you do you I guess.

>>82673290
This.

Dogs are for people with emotional issues

>>82676819
>hurr we should try to reason with the dogs mind. their, although detectable only by my imagination, totally real complex emotional responses to our behavior because they just live to serve us
>I don't think they are not special tho

good one

>>82676880

>There are no emotional people on 4chan

lol

If you can train your dog then you're the alpha by default, something Milanfags don't understand

>>82676516
>>82676766
Those are some good doggos.

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>>82676803
Yes they are

Hes half lab half golden retriever

>>82676999
Confirmed for not having dealt with any dog or animal ever.

Dude those fuckers dream. They dream shit. They can remeber shot up to years. Their mental capacity is that of a 3 year old human child.

It's stupid to elevate them to more than animals. But you have a serious misunderstanding about animal mental capabilities in general. These are not mere brainless beasts.

He should have taken a bat to that dog.

This site is so dumb if /b/ brought back caturday you'd call it newfag reddit shit.

>>82677863
>my dogs yelp, bark, chirp, and twitch in their sleep

Never fails to make me chuckle, tho I always wonder what they dream about. Probably chasing cats and banging lady dogs.

>>82678299
They mostly dream about you you dummy. Simply because you are the center of their life. You dream about everything you experience in general. Same goes for animals

>>82676436
>psychology

Take your glorified philosophy cult and shove it up your arse

>animal psychology

Thanks for the keks

>>82677863
>animal has problems solving skills of a 3-year old child
>that means animal has mental capacity of a 3-year old

Humanities trying to use reason are hilarious

Ceaser is in the wrong.

He's overly confrontational to make his show more exciting and dramatic.There are ways to discourage bad behavior and reward good that are both more effective and safer, and this is from someone who has had a dog with food and object protecting behavior.

>>82678684
Try explaining a child a task in a different language with different body parts. The problem is not the animal not beeing able to solve the task but understanding what the fuck you want from it.

Imagine you come into a room with 10 people and you have to fullfill a specific task without a clue whatsoever. Expect the people cheering when you do the right thing. This is not only hilarious but prove how important and difficult communication is

I hate dogs, they either slobber all over me or try to attack me; i once knocked out a neighbour's dog by lacing ham with diazepam to stop it barking ever 10 seconds.

how do you even fuck up a labrador so much that it bites people?

>>82679386
No you didn't

>>82673404
Rabbits hate this sound, too
It's more of a PSHHHT, though.

>>82680133
reminds them of spooky snek

>>82676516

>any breed with a shortened snout

99% of dog breeders need to be dragged into the street and shot

>>82673051
Ever since watching Dog Whisperer because of these threads, I've realised that a lot of people have not trained their dog properly.

I probably see about 50 dogs a day and maybe 5 max look like they are trained properly, not pulling on the lead, not flipping out trying to sniff any person that passes them.

I saw one woman walking two great danes and a border collie no leash, they just walked besides her when she stopped they stopped, she went they went. They weren't going nuts about anything else in the street. She had real mind control over them. I was impressed as fuck.

You can learn a lot from this guy, from even just watching the show.

A dog can't be in the wrong

>>82673290
dogs are the retards of the animal kingdom

>>82679405
pretty easily, ya don't give it any attention and dont train it

>>82673290
>>82676880
Hello Ahmed.

>>82682042
Only species on this planet that understand poiting fingers besides humans and apes.

>retarted

Sure mate. Go cuddle with flipper

>>82673108
Source?

>>82673290
This is essentially accurate.

It's the most boring cliche choice to get a dog.

It's a pleb choice.

>>82676064
Kek. Fuck

>>82674062
Yeah because dog fags don't do weird shit? Don't fucking get me started.

>>82675117
>relies on enforcing "pack mentality" between dogs and their owners, which has been largely discredited

It has not been discredited. At all. Why would you even say that?

That's literally how dogs evolved you moron. Dogs don't "love" you. They need a leader for the pack.

>>82675117
>dog clearly shows signs of discomfort and bears teeth
>and bears teeth

The fact that you think dogs are that smart is really troubling. Dogs don't bear teeth. They react mostly on trained tricks and instinct.

>>82673290
A many upvote to you my fine gentlemen. I could not agree more, Sir Reginald (my pet monitor lizard) and myself have had a most grand time reading your comment. We tip our fedoras to you good sir.

>>82676880
>>82673290
Pretty much. Just go on some shithole like Tinder and you'll see the type of generic trash who obsess over dogs like they're worth a human life.

You have some deep psychological issues if you're honestly this attached to an animal.

>>82675117
>mexican chicken clucking noises

what...?

>>82675117
>physically assaults the dog because it refused to give him a muchos dineros buenos diaz scene to milk

Top kek how much do you hate mexicans? pol pls go

>>82673051
The dog. Dogs are bred to be our servants. So when improperly trained and rasied by insecure people sometimes an animal needs broken. People who don't like this shit would hate to see what they do to stubborn horses who don't wanna be rode.

>>82675955
Yes they're a tool. Don't fucking pretend they have human emotions you idiot.

>>82675955
So you describe them as tools but then say they have relationships with humans?

What kind of relationship do you have to your screw driver? Stop trying to humanize them.

>>82675135
>>Do a good job taking care of fuckers trasspasing the territory of my masters

I want you to legtimately tell me of at least two times a dog has protected your home from "fuckers".

>>82676516
>le doggoxD
There's not a single word on the planet that's more reddit. It's so cringey that it sounds like it's a leftover from the rage comics era.

>>82675117
>toxoplasmosis
All dogs are followers. They are not independent. Without owners they literally just die. They need to be treated that way so the relationship is clear. YOU FAGGOT

>>82673051
Labs truly are the dindus of the dog world.

>>82676536
What do you think psychology is?

>>82683794

>cringey

>>82676880
THANK YOU

Anyone with a pet who tries to ascribe human emotions to it is FUCKED in the head.

Mutt & Stuff is the superior show.
>https://youtu.be/eQaaOZyKXMg

>>82677863
>They dream shit

Because they told you? You have no hard evidence.

You're delusional.

>>82679014
You're thinking about it completely backwards.

If you believe the animals are that intelligent then these obstacles are not an issue according to you.

>>82683922

Humans share similar emotional sensations with other complex mammals. Just because we have them doesn't make them inherently "human" in nature. Our ability to comprehend them differently is derived from our partial genetic influence by extraterrestrials

>>82680981
You realize different dogs train differently right?

Don't be a moron. I work with dogs all the fucking time. Some cannot be trained that perfectly.

someone got the webm of the scene?

>>82682233
Go fuck your lab you emotionally needy dipshit

>>82682233
>hurr dogs can point, they geniuses n sheit
>implying dolphins aren't smarter than dogs
Find me a dog that recognizes it's own reflection, that's a way better measure of animal intelligence than being able to fucking point at something. There are literally birds that are smarter than dogs

>>82683794
Rage comics were perfectly fine to you on 4chan when they first started.

But now they're "cringey" because you want to be a contrarian.

>>82684298
Dogs can walk on land and swim.
Find me a dolphin that can walk on land? If they are so smart why are they confined to the oceans with the rest of the dumb animals?

The dumbest animals all live underwater.

>>82684116
Here's one of those people that are fucked in the head.

They're tools. Relax.

>>82684359
>Dogs can walk on land and swim.

So can black people. (insert HURR DURR BLACK PEEPLE CANNUT SWIM JOKE)

And I'm sure you think some dogs are smarter than black people.

That isn't a very good mark of intelligence. Recognizing a reflection is way better.

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>>82684359
>Dogs can walk on land and swim.
>Find me a dolphin that can walk on land
Fucking kek, guess you win

Until robo-limb Dolphin becomes reality and fucks your shit up

tfw grew up in the sticks and we had dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and pigeons all kind of animals in my house and at some point we even had a coyote pet.

one time after i grew up and moved out I went to a friend's place and he has a Doberman and told me he wanted to buy chickens but was afraid the dog would kill them.
When I told you can have all kind of animals live together without killing each other he wouldn't believe me and none of his friends
This realization that some people just simply have no idea how to deal with animals still baffles to this day.

>>82684595
Why would that baffle you in any sort of way?

They clearly didn't grow up the way you did and so they wouldn't know how to deal with different species interacting.

So again, why would that baffle you? It's a pretty clear reason why they'd be worried.

>>82684642
because they wouldn't believe me you can have dogs and cat living together and not killing each other.

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>>82676516
What does tv think of my doggo?

>>82684692
Yes but what I'm saying is why would that baffle you?

It's clear they grew up differently dude.

Don't let it baffle you. You're not smarter than them because you know how to deal with you animals in this way. You simply have experience.

I'm not going to be baffled by someone who doesn't understand architecture when I've been trained in it.

Chill.

>>82684987
Not him but are you retarded? If he's telling them he has direct experience with being able to keep different animals from eating each other why would they think it's not impossible and not believe him? That has nothing to do with him thinking he's smarter for having experienced it, it's them being complete retards for dismissing it as an impossibility when someone is telling them they have done it before and there is oceans of study and documentation on the subject. Don't be such a retard enabler, anon

>>82684969
10/10 would pet

>>82684969
you're doggo a nice

>>82685098
Do you not understand the concept of context?

They

Have

Never

Seen

It

Get it now you mental midget?

Or do you just believe anything anyone tells you?

Holy fuck I knew you people were shut ins but I didn't think you were this retarded.

Someone post doggo suplex please.

>>82683212
http://nypost.com/2012/11/15/dog-whisperer-cesar-millan-attempted-suicide/

Lol I've never had a dog in my life, buy my mom proposed I move with her with her family and she'll get me a pug because she knows how much of an emotional wreck I am.

>>82683380
Many studies done on dogs have found that they secrete extra oxytocin when staring at their owners, a hormone that's often related with love.

The bond between a dog and its owner chemically goes far beyond a dog and the alpha of its pack.

>>82684969
bery cute

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"Fuck dogs," - Cesar Millan (aka the Dog Whisperer*)

*see Kicker

>>82685098
jesus christ structure your sentences better