>Main character hangs up the phone without saying goodbye

>character is japanese but doesn't say moshi moshi when picking up

>>82670804
Savage. How even could he behave like that?

>>82670804
A VERY rude gesture. >:(

>You are a loose badge gun!

>Hand in your detective!

>And your cannon!

>main character hangs up before saying goodbye, waiting for the other person to say goodbye, then saying goodbye again and waiting for the other person to hang up first

>characters lights cigarette takes two puffs then throws it away

>OP says bye five times
>asks are you there after he hears the click just to make sure he's not hanging up on someone

>>82670804
name two home wife vs interracial dvds and four girl cheating / ploughed with black guy snapchats where this happens or fuck off.

fuck it, bet you cant even name one per category.

>>82671127
I want bbc in my pusy

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>>82670804
>character walks out of courthouse
>swarmed by press

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>they never pay for their drinks

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>see my pepe used in these threads

>>82670804
>crazy large drug deal is going down
>local cop sees the most badass member of the gang stab someone, tries to arrest him
>it's an undercover cop
>you just blew 6months of undercover work
EVERY FUCKING TIME!

>>82670885

>doesn't keep saying goodbye to his ocd friend who has to at the last goodbye
>doesn't follow them to the car saying bye.... Bye.... Bye... Bye....... to wind them up
>5 mins later: OCD friend, you have 1 missed call from ... Anonymous ... and 1 saved message, press 1 to hear saved message
>*boop*
>"........ bye"

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>>82670804
>Main character spits toothpaste out and doesn't rinse mouth afterward

What happened to fredposters, did they give up?

>>82671677
wasn't this based on that pedo chick?

>>82670891
FUUUUUUUUU

>>82672394

I don't think your meant to rinse your mouth afterwards

>character shorts out a surveillance camera to sneak past it
>nobody comes to check it out

>>82671677
>>82672518
Weren't they the same age?

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>>82672506
This happened

>>82670882
>And your other cannon!

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>>82672693
>covering up the fact that THIS happened

>>82672654
>show shot of security guard sleeping
>zoom in to a monitor to show a character sneaking past the camera

>character delivers all his lines with impeccable clarity

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>>82672766
DELETE THIS

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>>82670804

It's not just that they don't say goodbye. Often a person just hangs up after a random sentence without there being any indication that the conversation is anywhere near over.

>>82671127
Every episode of Mad Men ever made.

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>Character covers the microphone end of the phone and only holds it a few inches away while talking to someone in the room so the person on the other side of the line won't hear anything.

>>82673219
It's even more retarded when they do it on a cellphone, there's a fucking mute button.

>>82673123
Autistic anons can't into bantz. Holding your hand though a conversation isn't done. If they hung up prematurely and it was a problem. They'd show it. I suppose if you had it happen, you'd cry at being deprived of the bye I love you bullshit.

>>82670804
this is far,far worse:
>character picks up the phone in order to call somebody, they speak/answer IMMMEDIATELY, as if theyre holding their phone 24/7

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>Prank caller calls twice
>Phone rings a third time
>Character picks up and immediately yells "STOP CALLING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"
>It's the mother in law, significant other or boss

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>>82670891
>Goes to a restaurant
>Orders food
>Takes two bites and then leaves

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>Man walks into restaurant
>"I'll have some food, please"

>>82670804
>he doesn't say un

Do Americans really say "goodbye" every time? Are they autistic?

>>82672654
>>82672797

>security guard not shown browsing porn on the internet and nipping to toilet for a quick handy while people sneak into building
>security guard not shown watching the people sneak in and ignoring it because management are sacking him for sneaking into womens toilets and sniffing the seats

totally unrealistic