>A show about Italians
>Only one guy has a fucking mustache
What the fuck?
>Show about Italians
>They all look middle eastern or latino
Hmmmmmm
>>82670699
Mafiosi have to be clean shaven for whatever reason
>>82670721
>"Italian"-Americans
>>82671443
>"nabolidan"-americans
>A show about Italians
>Only one woman has a black eye
>ey tony, this is me ya tawkin' to. It's yer ol' pal, artie bucco. Ya know yer always welcome hea.
>>82670738
Probably to not look like Muslims.
>>82670721
>there are actually people who get central Americans confused with Mediterraneans
>show about Italians
>they're actually niggers
>>82670699
>FROG EATING FACCIA DE GATZ
>>82670738
Its the rules. Same reason they wear those tacky outfits. They have a certain look to maintain.
>>82670699
The character with the biggest stugots in this series is Buccos wife. She told Carmela she almost hooked up with him,she told Tony she resented him and his flunkies shitting up her joint. Big fuggon stugots.
Artie was the whitest Italian on this show.
>>82671841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6syx3DAg068
>>82671760
>implying wops arent a few percentage points away from being full on moors
>>82671948
>moors are black meme
>>82671871
The most confusing thing to me in the series is how Carmella and her are best buds
Then Carmella calls her over like she does the help (you know since she's catering the fucking party), and suddenly she fucking hates Carmellas guts and wants nothing to do with her
It doesn't make any fucking sense but It might just be the most accurate portrayal of women in television
>>82671871
She is the only reason Artie keeps his head above water
One of the only true moral centers of the show. Plebs hate her because she was always "nagging" Arthur to stay away from Tony and his crew, but she was absolutely 100% right. Notice how the Buccos are only briefly glimpsed in the finale. Every other character is miserable, dead, or soon to be. But the Buccos have patched up their marriage and are happier than ever
Based Charm
>show about italians
>everyone has arthritis
>>82671988
It does makes sense though because of the manner Carmella acts to her lessers.As you said they are friends but when that catering bussiness was going she was just another maid to Carmella.
Thats why she told Carmella that she fucked Tony.
>>82670699
Charmaine was definitely the sexiest and best wife. Artie won.
>>82670699
YOU FUCKIN SUICIDE
YOU'RE DISGRACEFUL
YOU GOT FUCKIN MUGGED, YOU HEAR ME
>>82672493
ORTHA!
I have seen every single Sopranos episode at least 10 times, AMA
>>82671988
It's just women being passive aggressive bitches.
>>82673052
What's your favorite:
Episode
Character
Scene
End song
One-liner
All other anons ITT should answer and tell me what you think.
>>82671988
You obviously missed the point. Charmaine resented the way Carmella made her "come here slave" hand gesture to her like she did to her maid.
Then she told her she was fine with her choice of Artie over Tony for a spouse. When she told Carm she slept with Tony it was basically a huge "fuck you, if i wanted him i could had him and be you and have your life". It was genius.
>>82673156
Episode: Blue Comet
Character: Ton
Scene: When Uncle Jun gets made boss
End song: Evidently Chickentown, when Phil says "no more butchie, no more of this".
One-liner: damn there's so many to choose from, i cant pick just one, probably "she was abusive to the staff"
>>82673307
"motherfuckin goddamn orange peel beef!"
Bump for the GOAT.
>there are """""people""""" on this board that think Tony was in the wrong for telling Meadow to stay away from niggers
>>82674721
Tony is a product of his time and upbringing. The way he reacted isn't unheard of for someone who comes from a time and place with lots of prejudices. He would've said the same thing if she'd gotten involved with an Arab or a Mexican. I wouldn't classify Noah as a nigger; he's well educated, intelligent, from a good household (inferred from his rich lawyer father). When I was growing up, a nigger was someone who was a criminal, junkie, in and out of jail, or just as an all around loser asshole. Ma always said you could be a nigger of any race. Plenty of whites I knew as a kid fit that mold. Despite being on 4chan, there IS a difference between a black person and a nigger.
I'm getting off the subject. I don't like Noah, and I suspect few do. He was an annoying preppy asshole who also happened to be a naive pussy. He's also got some really memorable one-liners, but only because they're bad. TLDR: he's lucky I didn't punch his fucking lights out.
>>82675058
he's worse than a nigger, he's a jew nigger
>>82673156
>Episode
Army of One
>Character
Tony
>Scene
Whitecaps fight
>End song
https://youtu.be/HH6EMfTxP6k (The Second Coming)
>One-liner
"Bring the cookies!"
>>82673156
>Episode
Denial, Anger, Acceptance
>Character
Paulie
>Scene
The final scene between Paulie and his mother where he sits down to watch TV with her
>End Song
Surfin USA
>One Liner
When I came in to open up one morning there you were with your head half in the toilet
Your hair was in the toilet water
Disgusting
Or if thats too long then, I've said my piece Chrissy
>>82675528
I really like this song
>>82670721
HOOO HOOO
Uncalled for. Someone get this hot head outta ere!
FUCKING QUUUEEEEAAAAHHHHSS
who has the clone wars "arch nemesis" pic. i'm not a huge 'meme' guy, but that pic cracks me up.
>>82673156
>End song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAGswGCYqUc
nothing beats this.
>>82673156
I can get Scene and End song with one post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8i01bL9a8Q