who would win in a fight to the death?

Comedy.

Drumpf

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>>82669475
BARGHDAL BRUMBFF

>>82669475
what.. that's two different "people"?

>>82669475
frumpaldfmf grumpfmpf

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Whoever dies

>>82669475
Tough call.

Oliver couldn't throw a punch strong enough to wake a sleeping baby but Colbert's proven himself to be easier to disturb than even that.

I'm gonna say BLEMPH wins

What if the two fused?

>>82669493
FPBP

olivers got the reach

>>82669475
Do I even really have to say it? Okay then:
Donald
BLUMPFLFGUCJBMDMPFPPPFPFPPF
I mean, come on.

>>82670774
COGKSUGGING BLRUMPFFF

>>82670774
IT'S THE CURRENT GREEMPH! COME ON!

Hard to day. Colbert can whip himself into an impish fury from 0 to 60 in no time, although Oliver does have the limey choppers perk going for him.

>>82669475
Why would you post two pictures of the same person?

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whoever wins, GLOOMPF loses!

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>>82669475
I like both
stay triggered /pol/yps

SMUG-OFF!

i understand the memes but trump literally got btfo and theres no meme from you thatll make him come back from that
prove me wrong

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>>82669475
oliver has the height advantage

Colbert was so good in Strangers with Candy. Just why, /tv/?

>>82669475
America

>>82671458
(You)

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>>82672418
>Jon Stewart
>1.69m

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DO YOU THINK YOU GET PUTIN'S COCK ALL TO YOURSELF, SCPLRUMPLFRF?

>>82669475
neither because I couldn't restrain myself from shooting them both in the back of the head and fucking the holes.

>>82669475

This is a trick question, nu-males can't fight

Anyone else notice they wear similar eyeglasses?

Is there a correlation to being an insufferable propagandist "comedian" and these glasses?

Colbert. On the sissy cuck scale, Oliver is 10 while Colbert is 9, ergo Colbert wins in a fight.

>>82671074
Hilarious

>>82672418
>I am the same height as John Oliver down to the millimeter
MUST KILL KEK FAGGOT
MUST
KILL

>>82669475
Are they going to use brute strength, or stab each other to death with their tiny wieners?

>both skinnyfat manlets who haven't done any exercise or lifted any weights because working out is sexist and racist
It'd be quite a sight

>>82669475
Test

no one because 10 seconds into the fight they would start sucking each others dicks.

>>82674530
>working out is sexist and racist
Are there people who actually believe this or are you just shitposting

>>82669475
Nobody is considering the marginal gap in age, which could change the outcome entirely

Colbert is 52, Oliver is 40

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS CLAPPED FOR GRROMPHFF

>>82674556
Well it's toxic at least

>>82669475
If they fought each other and died, society wins.

why do u guys try to support trump
are u unironically retarded
everything he made was bad so far

>>82674665
if by society u mean special snowflakes that wanna suck trump dick and browse pol 24/7 yes

>>82674581
Oliver is only 40? He hasn't aged as well as Colbert.

>>82674732
>>82674755
>hating colbert/oliver means you like trump

yes, people ARE this retarded

>>82674755
Maybe some of us dislike trump and these faggots

>>82674755
spotted the newfag

>>82674755
Greetings, tumblr!
Enjoy your stay.

>>82669475
MORGOTH BAUGLIR

>>82675067
>>82675160
nah been here for 5 years you guys are fuking retarded

>>82669475

Colbert. Oliver is a fucking pussy.

>>82669475
Even if you don't support trump, how can you still find their shit funny. Its the same joke every week. Even though John talks about different stuff, his jokes are like clockwork in their presentation. Show clip, make witty one liner, make things serious for a second then end with some quirky analogy or comparison. Colbert is just milking trump jokes for all their worth because its giving him the ratings boost. Britfag here btw, and most people here either don't know who John oliver is, or just knows him as "that comedian that was so shit that he had to go to america for his comedy to be successful"

>>82675711
>5 years
then you should be able to think critical by now