*muffled Horn of Rohan playing in the distance*

*Funkytown playing in the background*

Tfw archers are behind

hueys fly over head
*it ain't me starts playing*

>>82663910
*muffled screams*

>Fire at Will


Who was Will and why was he so important?
Can some bookfag explain?

>>82665131
no it was Fire Atwill

Atwill never does his duty in time. Finally gets fired.

>>82665157

Wait

Was he asking Atwill to fire or telling his second to fire Atwill

>>82665131
He'd been watching the Pirates of the Caribbean movie and kept mixing up Orlando Bloom's roles

>>82665222
checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke14Yc8K6KA

and wrecked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

[muffled where there's a whip there' a way plays in the distance]

>>82665415
GOAT

So where did Saruman got his orcs?
Are Uruks half man?
Are orcs of moria goblins?

>>82665622
>So where did Saruman got his orcs?
Got some orcs to breed with humans and shit
>Are Uruks half man?
Yes, or at least part-human. This is stated even in the movies I think. Also they can function in the daylight, which regular orcs can't do.
>Are orcs of moria goblins?
Goblin is just a synonym for orc.

>>82665415
holy shit this song is kino. why wasn't there shit like this in hacksons trilogy?

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BUT NOTHING CAN BREACH IT

>>82665724
>Also they can function in the daylight, which regular orcs can't do.
is this true or a meme?
cause I know some trolls turn to stone but there were trolls in the pelennor fields and they didn't turn to stone
also how do they orcs move then when it's not dark?
>Goblin is just a synonym for orc.
well that sucks I always though goblins were the smaller ones with the big ears and the rest were orcs

>>82665780
Thats what your mom said

>>82665762
There's dozens of songs in the book, the whip song, however, isn't one of them

>>82665415
WHOAH I FUCKING LIVE YOU /tv/

>>82665786
No meme, they don't turn to stone but at least in the books it's stated that they get dizzy and tired in the daylight and therefor can't fight properly.
Also the Pelennor fields were cowered in smoke by Sauron so the orcs could fight

>>82665780
Bane will breach it

>>82665786
>cause I know some trolls turn to stone but there were trolls in the pelennor fields and they didn't turn to stone
because Sauron threw out his magic clouds and storms
>also how do they orcs move then when it's not dark?
they rest in holes

*muffled sounds of Galadriel riverdancing in the distance*

>>82665844
They rest on your moms hole lmao

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>>82663709
>HHHAAAAEEEOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>82665848
Can someone explain me this meme

>>82665724
Not a single breed of orc is related to humans.

>>82665869
I didn't know orcs could have down syndrome

>>82663709
>chopping down trees at isengard
>the treeline starts moving closer

>it aint trees starts playing

>>82665291
Christ that comment section is cancer.

>>82665906
He was an opera singer from the Morder Dramatic Players, before the war of course. Singing hits like:
>The Menu: Meat
>Smells of Man Flesh
And
>What About Legs?

>>82665869
JonTron

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>>82665871
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/descriptive-noise

>>82665415
YOU WAIT, MEN COME BEFORE ORCS!

>>82666093
THE RIVERDANCE YOU IDIOT

*muffled sounds of Lurtz doing his taxes in distance*

>>82666151
Not going to bother spoonfeeding such a rude person

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>>82666093
>le spoonfeed meme
Asking for a source isn't spoonfeeding

>FILE AT WILL

IT'S THE TARG, GET EM

so why did gollum tell mordor about the shire and baggins at the same time that bilbo left it to frodo?
coincidence much?

>>82665415
>shitty childrens cartoon gives orcs more depth than le fat kiwi hack

>>82665919
underrated

>>82667218
Destiny and Fate are literally things in Middle-Earth, The Council of Elrond happens because everyone coincidentally showed up at the same time

replace Rohan with Lohan throughout the text

>>82665415
so the orcs are just slaves .

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MAN FLESH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPkqjc23yqs

*muffled Down, Down to Goblin Town*

>>82665415
based

>>82663709
I can't find a pick. But I was interested in seeing the behind the scenes of the huge Ordeal that Pippen was being carried by. He was wearing a helmet, but it had to be huge, even just the head and shoulders.

>>82667975
I hate autocorrect.

Orc not ordeal.

>>82665840
BRING FORTH THE BIG GUY

>>82667067
>accountants in front, auditors in the back, MOVE IT FINANCIAL SCUM

>>82663910
*Everything is full of blood, guy has no face and no hands anymore*

What do you think Sam's tax rate was on the top 10% of income earners in the Shire?

>>82663987
Underrated

>>82667506
I know you are joking right?

>>82668500
>The attendants are described as being "summoned", and in the extended edition of The Two Towers, it is explicitly stated that the Council was called because the Ring was found; Boromir was ordered by his father to claim it. This is in contrast to the original text, where fate seems to bring them together.

In the book Boromir shows up because he had a scary dream and Legolas is there to tell Gandalf he lost Gollum

>>82668500
>Gimli and Gloin are there in search of information about Balin
>Boromir is there to ask about a nightmare/vision (mentioned in the movie)
>Legolas to talk about Gollum
>Merry and Pippin are added in the Fellowship isntead of some hardass Noldor elf warrior that could probably solo a Balrog because "Dude they came all the way here, fate lmao"

>>82665415
why does that song give me the feels?

>>82668692
>>82668500
And they didnt add said hardass elf (name escapes me) that literally kicked the collective asses of 3-4 Ringwraiths by himself because "dude 9 magic number lmao"

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>>82665780
BANE CAN BREACH IT!

>>82668692
>Merry and Pippin are added in the Fellowship isntead of some hardass Noldor elf warrior that could probably solo a Balrog because "Dude they came all the way here, fate lmao"
This one is incorrect, Elrond wanted to sent them home so they could prepare defence of the Shire for incomong war and add two of his gardass OG niggas to the fellowship. Merry and Pippin said there is no way they'd abandon Frodo and would just follow fellowship if werent allowed in it. Gandalf then convinced Elrond to let then hoe because even Glorfindel couldnt do shit against Sauron in military confrontation and friendship would be more important and his friends being present would help Frodo to resist temptation of the ring

>>82668826
Also, if Glorfindel falls for the ring, none in the fellowship can stop him, unless gandalf goes balls-on-wall.

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>Don't you die on me!
>*Boromir lifts up shirt revealing kevlar vest*
>Boromir, you son of a bitch!

>>82668826
No one trusts an elf.

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>>82668991

>>82668964
Also fellowship was all about secrecy, and they they already had Isildurs heir and Istari on the team, no to mention royalty from three different races. Adding one of the most powerful elves in middle earth to the mix would ensure that they'd be noticed and mission would be fucked. And besides, big theme of the story is that war with Sauron and future fo middle earth is no longer high elves fight, there was no reason for them to come

>>82668991
>implying this didnt happen with Frodo

>>82669082
>no to mention royalty from three different races
Gimli and Boromir were supposed to split and not complete the journey

>>82669141
Were they? I remebered that Boromir wanted whole fellowshio to come to Gondor, and that Gimli was just sort of rolling with whatever happened, but it's been some time since I read it

>>82669218
Gimli would drop off to Moria to figure out what happened to Balin and return with news on Lonely Mountain but changed his mind
Boromir would split on Anduin and return to Minas Tirith

>>82667583

Yes

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>mfw that one rider revs his horse like a motorbike

>>82665780
Dubs will breach it.

MAKE IT BIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAO4t8672hc

>yfw the Witch king was a robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWjt6LGhHsI

>>82669921
>yfw the balrog was a butterfly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kylnv0eTsGc

Peter Jackson got the Balrog 100% right

prove me wrong

>>82669970
I agree.

>inb4 muh wings

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>>82669921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX-ybJUz-rk&t=2m58s

I wish Jackson had the guts to use this voice... It's fucking great

>>82670034
He sounds like skeletor

So the humans who got rings turned into Nazgul. What happened to the Elves and Dwarves that got their rings?

>>82670136
It made the dwarfs even greedier and the elf rings weren't under total control by Sauron although they were bound to the one ring so nothing happened with them

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>nae nae, you fools

>>82670136
Fifty shades of Angmar

>>82665724
Orcs can finction in daylight.
They dont perform aswell as they do in their caves or during the night, but they can still fight.

>>82670136
The 3 elves weren't retarded and took them off in time to not get mind controlled
The dwarves rings made them greedier and better and mining but in doing so attracted dragons who ate most of the rings and lost the orhers

>>82670299
Kek

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>>82665869

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>>82665869

>>82665780
DON'T THEY KNOW WE'RE AT WAAAAAAAAR?

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>>82663709
>fat elf died in helms deep
>fat orc died in rohirrim charge
Man, they really hate fat people.

So were the fellowship the bad guys?

>commit mass genocide on race
>kill several humans who were just doing their own thing in a crooked world
>destroy semi god

If orcs were humans we would've rooted for them to find the ring

>>82671752
just the elves, everyone else was ok

>>82671904
why the elve hate?

>>82665919

Tears were shed

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>>82663910
>>82664016
>>82668160
>mfw

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BUT MY LORD THERE ARE TOO MANY. THEY CANNOT ALL BE ARMED IN TIME, WE DON'T HAVE THE MEANSH

>>82665415
>we don't want to go to war today, but the Lord of the Lash says: "nay, nay, nay!"
Dem 70s musical numbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhNrqc6yvTU

>>82665948
t. libtard Maybe you should go back to your safe space.

Where can I find info on Aragorn's tax policy?
All I found in the books was that he was a good and fair king, which is not realistic at all!

>>82672352
>pretentious (muh grey havens)
>proud (muh immortality, muh superiority)
>copied everyone elses architecture and made it worse
>narcissists (Doesn't my hair look nice? Yeah it looks just like mine, do you like my hair?)
>nigh on vegans
>think some dirt, a bit of old rope and the inside of a glowstick are proper gifts to give
>deliverately triple count kills
>crumble under pressure (see Helms Deep)
>Legolas' finishing move in Return of the King on ps2 is a pure kill stealer

yes I am angry about elves

>>82666568
He asked for an explanation you moron

>villain is called sauron
>villain's sidekick is called sauron-man
lmao tolkien is a fucking hack

>>82673066
>villain is called sauron
>it's not a dinosaur

>>82672547
Build a damn, block the streams, work the furnaces, night and day!

Peter Jackson is an ass-rape for magical powers Satanists, with a his 2 women harem of writers that he won't shirk.

Not to mention Jackson's patronage of the West Memphis 3...

Here is some Peter Jackson Magic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

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>>82673467

>>82665724
>Also they can function in the daylight, which regular orcs can't do.

I think they can, it's just that it would be extremely painful

>>82674325
For who, specifically?

>>82663709
*instant erection in the foreground*

>>82667583
the orcs are pathetic, wretched beings who CONSTANTLY SUFFER
they are not exactly inherently evil, but they have no capacity for good either, they are doomed in an existence of relying to evil powers because they need to be controlled that way
orcs are sad creatures

>>82665415
These are some really underrated films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWjt6LGhHsI

>>82670945
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS IMAGE MY BRAIN HURTS

>>82674704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kylnv0eTsGc

Is there a supercut or something with all the random orcs? Would be good sheiit

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>>82674715
Explain what pham?

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>In the name of the fellowship of the ring, your under arrest, Lord Theoden

>>82675001
how is her leg like that it makes no sense

>>82675188
Plastic surgery.

>>82675221
/fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnp7LRr8sjE

>>82663709

What about that orc, what was his Tax policy ?

>>82668707
Because we're the orcs, anon

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>>82665780
Dubs will breach it

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>>82663709
*blocks your path

>>82675433
nice :)

>>82675370
>that orc
He has a name.
He was named Gothmog, after the foremost of Melkor's balrogs, which helps continue Sauron's theme of daddy issues

>>82665222
There's no comma, so it's the latter

>>82665415
>a children's cartoon has better orcs than a Beter Fapson
Wow

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>>82675028
>are you threatening me master Gandalf?

>>82665622

Didn't they explain Orcs were actually depraved elves?

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>>82675486
*dishonorably murders you*

>>82675486
>Mouth of Sauron
>has a big mouth

>>82675686
war criminal

>>82675486
dick sucking lips
>>82676040
Aragorn did nothing wrong
Make Gondor great again

>>82676155
Aragorn wasn't even born in Gondor

>>82676228
Obama wasn't born in America either

>>82672547
We no longer have to pay Rohan VAT my employee, productivity will be at a higher level this financial year.

>>82676876
>the age of the Aryan
>implying these subhumans ever had their own age

>>82665780
GLORMPF

>>82663709
Is that Maisie Williams?