What was his problem?

>>82661402
He just wanted to get inside the body of a little boy

>>82661402
He had no penis.

>>82661402
he was a manlet and he never learned

>>82661950
and AIDS

>>82661402
He was a turbo manlet

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>>82661402
God I hated that smug little punk, thinking he was hot shit. It satisfied me so when that plastic dickhead finally got burnt and chopped up.

>Newest movie presents itself as a reboot to the franchise
>It actually is a sequel to everything and even brings back Andy

How did everything go so right with a series as seemingly B-Movie as Child's Play?

Why am I more excited for the next movie than I am with any other horror franchise?

>>82662140
Because you're a cunt

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How do you stop him?

He is a fucking ginger, what do you expect?

>>82662205
Trap him in a container and lock that motherfucker up so there's no way he can ever escape it.

>>82662276
25 years later, a team of TOP MEN have recovered the Chuckie box and open it, thinking there are valuable state secrets inside. Chuckie immediately slaughters them, breaks out of the Pentagon and makes a beeline straight for your house screaming "I WOULD NOT KILL HIM IN A BOX, BITCH!!!"

>>82662205
Launch him into space

>>82662205
Rape, seriously it's a fucking doll. Just show him who's in charge

>>82662140

How did they bring back Andy? Only thing I remembered was Tiff coming back in the end

>>82662205

Kick him, seriously, its a fucking doll, he cant possibly have the reaction time to do anything

>>82662370
>Child's Play 13
>Opening shot on the ISS
>Astronauts are all chillin, doin their thing
>Jake Gylenhaal is staring out the window contemplatively
>BAM Chuckie smacks against the port hole
>"Oh shit, hey guys check this out, it's a doll! What are the odds? Let's bring it inside, I'll suit up"
>They bring him aboard
>Eyes start blinking, he's coming back to life
>"HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!"
>Murders Jake Gylenhaal and the ISS crew
>Takes an escape pod and lands in the Atlantic
>NASA thinks something is wrong, goes to investigate and he slaughters them all
>Runs straight toward your house while screaming "I'M COMIN FOR YA, SPACE COWBOY!!!"

>>82662529
Post credits to Curse of Chuckie, confirmed to have a bigger role in the next movie.

>>82662700

Just saw it on Youtube. For fucks sake what more can they do.

oh haha ahahaha
oh haha ahahaha
oh haha ahahaha
oh haha ahahaha

>>82661950
Yeah, he did. There's a lengthy scene in Seed of Chucky where he provides a semen sample.

>>82662140

coz its da same guy making em

>>82661402
Sexual frustration

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>>82661402
His plastic surgery looks like it was done by this guy.

>>82661541
Kek. Here's your well deserved (You)

>Olly olly oxen free

>>82664540
sam pls. get some help

He was a Good Guy. Good Guys always finish last. He was trying to break that trend by being BAD.

Also, bitches and cops.

>>82661541
he's gotta pay the troll toll

AHSAY KUWAY DEMBULAH

>>82667647
A'DELLA PWEEE DEMAVOCHE

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>>82667647

>>82662205
Ask him to prove that he's not a doll because if he's not he wouldn't do stuff.

Then when he goes for the car you tell him "hey I thought you weren't a doll". And then he won't do the car stuff.

Then ask him what happened and make him think about why stuff is bad for dolls.

He'll be beat.

>>82667647
CLATU VERATA NOCTU

>>82667995

Her tits were so amazing in that movie.

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>>82670878
And 6 years later

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>>82662205
Sit on him.