Literally /tv/ incarnate

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>>82659840
Literally tumblr incarnate

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>>82660226
oops

>>82659840
Scriptfags btfo

>>82660239
What?

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>>82660270

>>82660239
>>82660311
I am so confused

Nah, /tv/ is just a bunch of contrarians who pick out something blatantly shitty and just throw out the "ur not smart enuf to get it pleb" phrase so that nobody can question their fragile egos.

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>>82660320

>>82660332
What if you really are dumb though?

>>82660332
spoken like someone who exclusively watches capeshit

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>>82659840
FALSE

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MICHAEL HANEKE, BEST GERMANSPEAKING AUTEUR CURRENTLY ALIVE.

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>>82660366
>>82660367
Here I just posted your porn, go masturbate your egos to it.

>>82660433
kek

>>82659840
Completes it in their mind?
Sorry Michael, that would be video games. You chose a passive medium to convey your artsy messages, so shut up and prep the actors for the explosion scene you script monkey.

>>82660443
this movie is shit and I haven't seen many defending it. people have different opinions though, nothing wrong with that

>>82660647
>I haven't seen many defending it
It had a few positive threads when it came out.

I should know, because I was in them,

>>82660559
Wrong Michael

>>82661357
If the film doesn't have an explosion scene in it, it's not worth seeing regardless of the director. If I'm going to sit through over an hour of passive video which I have no direction or participation in other than "completing it in my mind", it had better include at least one explosion I can view in my mind from alternate angles and one hot piece of ass in a skimpy enough outfit so I can easily envision her naked. Don't even tell me about muh writing either, Sleeping Dogs literally had better writing than the decided majority of movies or TV shows ever published. Films need to entertain, they should either be riveting enough to keep my full attention without direct engagement, entertaining/pleasant/funny enough to be soothing or diverting, or else masterful enough to make me actually care about what happens in the story. Ideally, two or three of these things.

>>82660433
Kek.