Is this the final nail in the coffin of her career?

>Jason Geurrasio
don't you mean his?

>>82658150
Hollywood is not real anon. She has orders, not a career.

>shockingly
Who could've seen it coming?

No they will just keep pushing her.

>>82658179
They're all in on it.

It's designed to look like a divisive 'controversy'.

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at least post the review anon

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>shockingly

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>>82658150
>shockingly

>>82658197
>pushing
You fuckers really made me despise that word. Fuck you.

>>82658150
I would not enjoy licking her pusy

>>82658233
based pusyposter

>>82658193
>>82658212
Shockingly can mean two things. It can be "it's bad, and that's shocking because I was expecting it to be good" or "it's so bad that it's shocking"

>>82658150
I'm sure the author will be called an alt right nazi MRA for this article.

ima bouta end this woman's whole career-
but im not a comedian

>>82658180
>its an illuminati episode

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Even the same SJW critics who shilled for Girlbusters are shitting on this.

>>82658209
Business Insider sucks this Jew Yorker one was better and equally as critical.

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/amy-schumers-comedy-deserves-better-than-snatched

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How long until she blames this one on men being sexist?

and how is that different from everything else she's ever done?

>>82658150
Is she (he) related to Chuck Schumer?

>>82658209

Not OP, but most of the "review" is just a rundown of the plot. There is this though.

>Director Jonathan Levine (“The Wackness,” “The Night Before”) and screenwriter Katie Dippold (2016’s “Ghostbusters”) were obviously going for an edgy “mom-com,” in which the men are idiots and a story of self-discovery is at the core (Emily helps Ecuadorian women form a human chain to take water from a well, which brings her to an aha moment). But what we get out of the ultimate product is a watered-down version of Schumer's shtick, well-known from her Comedy Central show and stand-up, and Hawn looking completely out of place the entire time.
>screenwriter Katie Dippold (2016’s “Ghostbusters”)

>>82658336
Niece.

>>82658300
Critics used to praise her shit

>>82658346
>(((Levine)))

>>82658150
normies are catching on

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>>82658150
I listened to a bit of her on Howard Stern two Wednesdays ago. He was sucking her cock like he does with Adam Sandler, and every other celebrity now. It was depressing.

>>82658150
who's that guy in the background

>>82658150
>career

>>82658150
whatever i bet it's good, the heat and spy were great movies and it's the same producer.

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Schumer, dare I say, almost looks fuckable there...

>>82658433
Slowly. But there are still anons even on here who earnestly believe in ratings and box office figures and shit.

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>>82658509
Eat my stinky pussy

>>82658520
they're baiting, don't let em fool you

>>82658452
why me of course

but /tv/ told me that jews run RT and that jews were pushing her and that of course the jews would want her movie to have a high rt


lele this site is fucking full of retards

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daily reminder she's this kike's niece

>>82658616
>this site is fucking full of retards
what clued you in dipshit

>>82658150

>tfw even RT is not safe from Alt-Right Russian Hackers On Steroids

Leave Barnyard Pussy A L O N E (except make sure to watch Snatched - only in cinemas for one week - pre-book tickets tonight and 50% of your purchase is donated to the Saudi Arabian Shaira Foundation For Gender Equality)

>>82658550
Women in general are still clueless

>SNATCHED

LIKE V A G I N A

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

SHE'S A GENIUS! GENIUS!

>>82658197
Everybody hates her stuff but the media keeps trying to artificially convince you she's the best thing ever.

Is there some kind of Citizen Kane shit going on behind the scenes here?

>>82658268
I think both. A lot of people actually liked Trainwreck. So people could've been expecting a good comedy, but ended up getting something so bad, it's shockingly bad.

>>82658150
No, she's a woman and a feminist. (((they))) will keep her going for as long as possible

>>82658968
>Everybody hates her stuff
sure they do anon

>>82658968
No, the media is just full of liberals.

The only reason GIRLS was a thing is because people who write blogs for a living like Lena Dunham

>>82658968
((())) isn't really a meme

>>82659076
Nope. It's straight up collusion.

>>82659076
>>82659105
>the only reason something is popular is because of behind the scenes deals and opportunity

i don't say this much but you people need a fucking life

>>82658150
>Is this the final nail in the coffin of her career?
Quality doesn't matter to studios. What matters is whether it makes money or not.

If it's bad, it can hurt her comedy career, but not her movie career.

>>82658150
Hope so. Not sure why she is "a thing."

>>82659198
Like any of this shit is actually popular.

You know some of those torrents sites show real #s.

What's ACTUALLY popular is Suicide Squad and Game of Thrones.

>>82659225
Because Hollywood always tries to make specific people "things" whether it's natural or not. They've only recently stopped trying to force Jai Courtney and Sam Worthington as "things".

>>82658150
yummy soles

>>82658336
>>82658347
That's why she started being overtly anti gun when her show had success

>>82659217
Fuck off.

Hollywood isn't a real business.

>>82659225
She was funny for the 15 minutes before she caved to the PC crowd

>>82658284
>Goldie Hawn
>Legend

Serves her right for not fucking 10 black guys in the movie.

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Her career is so close to bombing for good. Can't wait.

>>82658968
>Everybody hates her stuff

Trainwreck did $110 million on a $35 mil budget and Inside Amy Schumer has consistently been one of CC's highest rated shows, even after moving to Thursdays which is traditionally a tough night. It's true the bloom is starting to fall off her rose with the Leather Special and now this getting shit reviews but there's still a ton of people who are willing to watch her. The real test will be when season five of Inside eventually happens, if that doesn't meet expectations she's going to be in trouble.

>>82659418
Hollywood isn't real anon. It's pro wrestling.

>>82659451
(((numbers)))


fuck off shill

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>>82659288
>They've only recently stopped trying to force Jai Courtney and Sam Worthington as "things".
>yfw Avatar 2 through 4 causes round two of "Sam Worthington is an important actor who should be in things"

>went from pure kino like bird on a wire to this
poor goldie

>>82658509
Cause her body's hidden and she's smiling which makes most girls look better and in her case excuses the double chin. But even so you show me that picture and ask me to choose which woman I'd want to fuck and I'd pick Hawn. And I'm not even and MILF chaser.

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i still want to suck on those milky's though

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>>82658150

No

Her numerous appearances in the background of the upcoming season of judge judy will be the final nail

>>82658281
>Snatched
>snatch can also be used as a term for vagina

bravo

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>>82658212
>that hairline

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>>82659526
>numbers don't mean anything when they don't line up with my opinion

'okay'

>>82659602

The only positive about her getting fat is that it filled out her face and slightly lessened the impact of her Leno-tier chin.

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>>82659607

Can you imagine how hot this will trend on social media? This will definitely help her brand

>>82659602
Never trust tits pushed inward and up.

>>82659830
need more of that cutie second from left

>>82659705
Numbers are juked to give credibility to a false reality.

Hollywood isn't real. It's pro wrestling. The whole thing is smoke and mirrors.


But you know that.

>>82658968
>Everybody hates her stuff

Yeah sure and everyone hates Dane Cook

>the trailer has a joke about her cleaning her vagina in a public bathroom and everyone seeing when the door is opened

JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpalVWjN9dQ

1:20

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>>82659852
why anon?

I want Amy Schumer to BRAAAAAAAAAAAP in my face. I want to taste her farts on my tongue.

>>82659920
Because if they need that much support then they would look hideous bare.

>>82659916
damn shes THICC af

>>82659961
Obvious shills are obvious.

>>82659952
>they would look hideous bare
you mean they'd look like normal person boobs instead of porn star fake tits?

>>82659999
>he thinks big natural tits can't look good

Fake tits look a lot worse, too stiff, barely any fluid motion.

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>>82659999

>>82659992
nah i just wanna cum on her disgusting fat tummy 2bh

>>82660048
what
i'm literally saying what you're saying

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>>82658281
>a pair of terrifically talented actors
>implying

>>82658278
underrated

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>>82658150
I think she'll bounce back quickly with her new hairdo.


< her

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>>82659916

>I would be very unlucky to fuck you. You're like melted candles.

Older brother?

WHY (melanin clap emoji) THEY (melanin clap emoji) KEEP (melanin clap emoji) TRYNA (melanin clap emoji) MAKE (melanin clap emoji) AMY (melanin clap emoji) SCHUMER (melanin clap emoji) HAPPEN

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Fixed.

>>82658150
I hate this dumb bitch solely for the fact that netflix ratings are no longer a thing

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>>82658300
The Bill Hader and Lebron James scenes were actually pretty good in Trainwreck. The rest of that movie was awful, though.

The scene where they go the park and eat ice cream was good.

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>>82659076
>Girls
No one actually watches that show. I've only scene .webms of Brian Williams's daughter do lewd things.

>>82659076
Even liberals hate her. Go to blompf colbert youtube channel and look at the dislikes on the videos where she's on the show.

>>82659076
>>82662170
https://youtu.be/J61OD4LPLHo

>>82658284

>Goldie Hawn's Big Screen Return Deserves Better Than Amy Schumer's Criminally Unfunny Movie

That is uncannily similar to the headline for the New Yorker review by Richard Brody

>Amy Schumer’s Comedy Deserves Better Than “Snatched”
>Writing recently about “Hidden Figures,” a movie that has significant virtues, I also noted its limitations, and suggested that its blind spots and silences may well be due to the fact that it was directed by a white man. “Snatched” is in the same category—it’s a movie in which Schumer, one of the most inventive and original comedic artists of the time, is not only allowed to coast but appears encouraged to do so by a director who can’t or won’t let her go further.

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>>82662405
fuck it guys its been good... no it hasn't fuck sorry

More like Amy Schooner, that bitch needs to be out at sea with the other crab boats.