All memes aside, was George /ourguy/?

>>82657876
I've applied many of his teachings in my life

so far at nearly 40 it has worked out for me well

>>82657876
You seem lost.

I find salami to be the most sensual of the cured salted meats.

>>82658067
which ones?

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>>82657876
unironically, yes

>>82658186
>/pol/ gets a job as a closed caption writer

>>82657876
>short bald nihilistic Jewish man with a small penis

sounds about right

>>82657876

too many gfs, but the overall spirit is there

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>>82657876

yes

>>82658124
>always looking like you're mad at work so people think you're busy
>ive taken naps at work in the server room, library, cafeteria and a quick nap on the toilet
> its not a lie if i believe it
>showing up back to work like nothing happenned after some shit went down( heated argument with coworkers, got caught taking creepshots, went full alex jones at a party and dropped redpills)
>tried opposite of what my instincts say, that seemed to work as well
>EATEN CANDY WITH FORK AND KNIFE

>>82658237
>>82658236 <-- I even tried to act like a bad boy to impress some girls, we went to buy some coke, couldnt handle it had an autistic breakdown after we left the dealers house just made them get out of my car LOL

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>>82657876
Unironically, yes.

>>82658275
id do the same thing desu
cant handle holding onto anything other than green

>>82658237
Those were jerry's advices.
So jerry's /ourguy?

what does it take to be a scammer like kramer

George is the neurotic, self-serving id that dwells within most of the human populace.

someone thought i was lying to them because i was sweating from consuming too much hot sauce

>>82658944
I really think he stole the equipment.

>>82658944
>George is the neurotic, self-serving id that dwells within most of the human populace.

Well put

>>82658237
have you had sex with a woman?

>>82658186
sauce on this?

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>>82657876
If he's not /our guy/, he's definitely /my guy/

>>82658944
and Elaine is the anima?

>>82658901
Know a Bob Sacamano-type person who will get you the connections in the first place

>after all these years only recently find out George was written by Larry David to be Larry David in the show because Larry David thought of himself as too shit an actor to do it himself

what a guy

>>82658237
The mad at work thing is one of the greatest pieces of advice ever...

It works almost too well.

>>82658490
No they weren't

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>>82657876
oh yeah

>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skZx5liyaM

>>82657876
Sort of, but George was relatively well-liked, and he had a ton of gfs. I understand why they did it, because it was a sitcom and all, but that was probably the only unrealistic thing about him and something that didn't match Larry David in real life.

Early show George is more /ourguy/, though. I know this is setting myself up for a joke, but late-seasons George was just like a functioning retard and a borderline sociopath, which I think is a bit beyond most people here.

>>82660262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TlDvH1EjgE

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>>82657876
He's based af, no question about it

>>82658237
>> its not a lie if i believe it

oh god this one so hard.