>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one film with you.
Choose wisely, /tv/
>>82657721
unironically Herbie Fully Loaded
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
That isn't the right image for this thread.
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
cloverfield lane
>>82657721
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
>>82657721
whatever, I have a friend with a private plane, we'll just stay on the night side
I want all round-earthers to leave this thread NOW.
The Godfather movie that combines 1 and 2
Maybe the inconsistency in story will be too much but I get two of the greatest movies at least
>>82657721
I dunno, Die Hard probably.
Great thread OP
>>82657721
Couldn't in good conscience take the spot, would give it to someone useful
>>82657721
Midnight Sun episode of The Twilight Zone.
>>82657721
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
The Sun literally said fuck y'all for having laws and borders and shit just vamped out.
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>>82657947
I'm not sure that I would give it up but I would wonder for the rest of my life why they chose me.
>>82657721
something like this
>>82657721
Gee anon, probably the one I saw in 7th that explained how the arthritis orbiter the sun, and not the other way around
Groundhog Day
>the sun falls out of "orbit"
>crashes into the fucking earth
>earth somehow habitable again in 50 years
Worst post I've ever seen
Unironically Talladega Nights.
>>82657834
>>82657821
>>82657749
>>82658005
you fags don't know anything about relativity, do you?
>sun will crash into the Earth
>Earth will be habitable again in 50 years
I doubt this.
>something funny, comfy, and with infinite rewatchability
Home Alone
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
I feel a screencap coming on
My sides are what's in orbit
>ITT newfags
Jesus Christ this place really is reddit
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>>82658432
>im surely the only one that knows this is pasta
why are you even on this christian image board if you dont want to have fun
>>82657721
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
>50 years until the Earth is habitable again
>>82657721
/pol/ does a /tv/ post again
>>82658129
The sun would shrink if it fell out of orbit, you dumbass.
Great thread.
>>82658543
underrated meme
>>82658129
that picture isn't real
>is going to crash into the Earth
LOL
probably flat earther
>>82657893
100% this
>>82657721
The Shining, or maybe 2001.
You need something that people can get autistically obsessed over.
>>82658847
It's a scale for comparison you idiot.
>>82658807
Dumb frogposter.
American Psycho. I have infinite time so maybe I will finally be able to become Patrick Bateman
Spirited Away, easily. I've probably watched it 50 times and I could watch it 50 more times.
Dunston Checks In, obviously
Can't tell if 'not getting the joke' is just a form of meta-humor or if fa/tv/irgins are really just this dense.
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
> 50 years until the Earth is habitable again
Never drop out of school, kids.
Doesn't the sun technically orbit the center of the galaxy
>>82659281
No seriously, if the sun crashed into earth, we'd all be fucked.
even if what >>82658807 said is true, I feel like earth would still be fucked beyond any possible repair.
>>82659007
Believe me - you are the dense one here if you have to ask this question.
>>82659257
Nah it actually orbits your mom.
>>82659311
Our system is going to inevitably crash into Andromeda some day, so we're fucked anyways.
>>82659363
There's a great possibility nothing will technically physically collide. Shit is extremely far apart within galaxies.
>>82659313
But it wasn't a question.
Disneys Earth
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
>>82657721
>/tv/
Is not this meme from /v/ ?
haha : ) funny question but just to let young minds know lest they fall astray from scientific teachings, the earth orbits the sun, not the other way around.
>>82658129
>believing the lies Big Science tells you
Do you like the grass you graze on, sheep? Bet you think the earth is round too, didn't realize people this naive were still on 4chan
>>82657749
You're a fucking heliocentrist. Fake science.
>>82657721
Well first of all If the sun was on a trajectory to hit earth. No form of shelter is going to save your ass.
The whole planet would burn up.
>>82657721
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
>>82659363
That will not really affect anything with life on Earth, but I'm pretty sure by that time the sun will have gone supernova anyway so Earth is gone already.
Well at least I got some good laughs out of this thread.
>>82659716
for you
By that point I'll finally have constructed my diamond car, so I should be safe from impact
>>82659257
Yes but we orbit the Sun, if the Sun's orbit changed it wouldn't affect us unless the new orbital path took us close enough to another large stellar body that would affect our own orbit around the Sun, otherwise we would just follow the Sun wherever it went.
>>82659792
Except you'd be fucking dead even from a minor 25 mph accident. Dumbass poop boy, garbage-child.
>>82659876
Idiot. That's not what the Bible says. Are you trying to use science on me? This is a Christian board.
>>82659902
Yea ok buddy, the diamond will bounce that shit right off
>>82659902
nice try but diamond is the hardest metal known to man
>>82659988
Dumbass. Cars have crinkle points to reduce impact.
Also dubs logged
>>82660021
a car made of diamond wouldn't crash in the first place because nothing is strong enough to stand in its way idiot
>>82660000
>>82658847
Made me look twice
>>82657721
>Sun crashes into earth
>thinks the earth will be habitable in 50 years
Worst. Plot. Ever.
>>82660000
Confirmed
>>82657721
The Twilight Zone episode The Midnight Sun.
>>82660000
>>82660000
>>82660000
Logged
The sun is made of gas and Earth is solid so I doubt we'd even need a shelter, we could just let it pass right through us.
>>82660328
The deeper you go the more dense it gets. The sun has a core.
Also it's plasma not gas
>>>>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>is going to crash into the Earth
>>>>>>>>>>until the Earth is habitable again
everyone ITT not recognizing this pasta and just answering the placeholder hypothetical question
fuck this gay earth i hope the sun falls out of orbit
>>82660350
Have you ever farted on a rock?
Plasma or gas or whatever, a solid is factually stronger and would be able to withstand something like that.
>>82660438
HUH
>>82660438
The center of the sun is more dense than the earth.
>>82657721
I'd just rape as many bitches as I could before I got burnt to a crisp
>>82657721
>The Sun
>fall out of orbit
Is it 1600 again?
A Bug's Life
The only good kids movie ever made
>>82657721
>>82657721
I'm pretty sure if earth fell into the sun it wouldn't exist anymore.
>>82660731
holy FUCK how did you get this smart? It's like it's impossible to trick you. Someone give this man some Reddit Gold for this post!
>>82657721
*blocks your path*
>>82660798
At least post the full image.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition Blu-ray + DVD + Digital HD UltraViolet Combo Pack)
>>82660731
Why would the sun stop existing?
>>82660825Nice hiss
/tv/ has betrayed me. There is nothing for me here now. I will go to /r9k/ and become a robo.