"CAPTAIN!"

>>82656938

Shields up

>>82656938
>Romulans
>Making the first move
You have no idea what you're talking about.

open hailing frequencies

Not so fast Lt....

Lets hear them out.

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Just call the rape gangs, they'll know how to handle this

>>82656976
Belay that order, Mr. Worf. We wouldn't want to provoke them into further agression. Open a channel.

>>82656938
TODAYS A GOOD DAY TO.....DIE

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>>82656938

>Computer, transport the contents of Lt. Commander Worf's bowels directly into Ensign Crusher's mouth on my mark. Authorization Picard Alpha One. Mark!

>>82657011
>t. Commander Tomalak

>>82657265
posts like this are why i come into these trek threads

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>>82657265
>Computer, create 5 naked Wesley Crushers, a giant naked Deanna Troi and 600 Klingons on heat.
>Disengage safety protocols

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>>82657611

>Computer, load holodeck program Poor Little Wesley Vol. 7, scene 3.
>Increase the number of Jem'Hadar warriors from six to twelve
>Set their ketracel-white withdrawal levels to 50%
>Increase their genital size by 150%
>Send a priority one message to Ensign Crusher to report to holodeck 3 immediately.
>Disengage safety protocols, Authorization Picard Alpha One.

>>82656938
Beam a photon torpedo onto their bridge.

>>82656938

"Open a channel so I can laugh at their shitty haircuts."

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>Tell them they're lithium