Medieval Kino is back boys!

>>82656369
I hope it does well, I actually planto see this

The sad fucking state of /tv/ right now. Bump for this kino

You wot, mate? The real shit, innit?

>>82656369
Are there black characters?

>>82656369
Why do critics all hate it then?

>>82656369
I posted my thoughts on it here
>>82656325

File: WBOMB.png (330KB, 961x644px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 961x644px

>>82656397
>I hope it does well
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>82656611
Yeah, are there?


Any 'progressive' shit in general?

>>82656646
Well, at the very least that means it will be available on my streaming service fairly quickly then

File: King-Arthur-Legend-of-the-Sword-Film-4.jpg (326KB, 2700x1800px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 2700x1800px

So...were we supposed to feel sorry for him and his

wife and daughter murdering?

Were we supposed to buy that he genuinely cared about them with all that fake tear bullshit but went through with it anyway?

>>82656646
Hollywood #s are all bullshit.

>>82656676
Is there a reason the shills who saw the movie won't answer this?

File: djimon_hounsou_king_arthur.jpg (87KB, 600x348px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 600x348px

>>82656369
WE

>>82656735
literally go to imdb and look for yourself you lazy cunt

File: king-arthur-legend-of-the-sword-trailer-0.jpg (189KB, 800x480px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 800x480px

>>82656611
WUZ

Cool I'm planning to double feature this with Alien Covanet on Sunday
Question is which should I see first?

>>82656676
Djimon Hounsou is literally the only black guy in it.

>>82656751
I knew there was a reason the shill who started the thread wouldn't answer that.

Fuck this movie.

>>82656786
the good on... hmm

If it's anything like those faggy Sherlock Holmes movies from the 2000s I'll pass

>>82656782
>>82656751
Is that the digimon name actor? if he is then i don't care, he's a cool actor.

this movie still gives me Eragon feels somehow.

>>82656369
I've been seeing trailers for this, it looks pretty cool, mindless epic action summer flick. I doubt I'll get my ass to kino though, I'm on a tight budget for a couple months.

>>82656793
k bye

>>82656793
are you retarded? he is in the fucking trailer moron. dont play dumb like you didnt know. fuck outta here

There are two "Ask me anything about King Arthur" threads up and neither OP is answering any questions about it. Can't you shills even do your jobs right?

>>82656830
This movie is what Eragon tried and failed to be desu

>>82656871
Where in the op does it say "AMA" you stupid faggot

>>82656871
i made the thread, you asked if there are black ppl, its obvious that djimon guy is in it. ur clearly baiting and not even doing a good job. he is in the fucking trailer. never said ask me shit either

>>82656871
Moron

>>82656821
piss off
>>82656786
see arthur first cause desu, it feels rather long but its engaging thankfully. but after sitting through a full movie, ur going to tune out the longer one at the end for sure

>>82656871
>implying anyone employed by WB knows how to do their jobs

File: 1470557206092.jpg (113KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 640x960px

>>82656790
>Djimon Hounsou is literally the only black guy in i
>literally the only black guy

LOL No
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7399411/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t59
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1972591/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

File: WB 2017.jpg (216KB, 1156x552px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 1156x552px

>>82656965
this so fucking much

>>82657000
>literal whos

So as he said, djimon is literally the only black guy in it

>>82656963
Sound advice. Thanks desu

>>82656618
white men

>>82656369
>that haircut

Do they wear adidas too?
DROPPED

>>82656860
Like i watch trailers. I didn't even know this movie existed before this thread.

Funny how I was able to guess there was historical revisionism.

Why is that shill?

File: 005c0c3108926224b5a9075b22ead536.jpg (43KB, 650x434px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 650x434px

Arthur was kinda an asshole to people. Even the ones that help him...but in a good way? Like when ppl saved him and he tossed to his coat to the ground and said hang that up...

I dunno. i feel like in another universe where we got a bunch of sequels..they would go the whole

"power corrupts" route with him

We waz European mythology and sheet

>>82657177
literally no modern movie doesnt anymore. not really some grand feat on your part

>>82657221
I know. That's the joke.

Like I said....fuck Hollywood.

File: 1476567612117.jpg (14KB, 238x192px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 238x192px

>>82657177
>historical revisionism
>of a fictional story

>>82657191
why does he wear all that hair product in the middle ages

>>82657246
Shill plz. You Hollywood faggots fool no one.

Go make some more propaganda no one watches

Won't watch it because they put a black guy in it..

I fucking hate this place.

>>82656885
Eragon failed because it was a first a time director who never directed again. It also didn't have a script, and didn't follow the book, also the book is pretty fucking average anyway so Eragon was doomed from the start.

>>82657239
you were pretty bad at telling it

File: 1490323651459.jpg (26KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 512x512px

>>82656793
>being this triggered over one black man that you will hate an entire movie without seeing it

Holy shit

>>82657274
You sound like the snowflakes who didn't see Ghost in a Shell because it had ScarJo in it

SHILLS
H
I
L
L
S

>>82657274
Got nothing against black people.

Have a problem with Jewish Hollywood propaganda.

File: 30003941.jpg (6KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 275x183px

>>82657274
>>82657272
>>>/pol/

File: index.jpg (10KB, 303x166px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 303x166px

>>82657060
Are you supposed to be known to be black? What a novel concept!
A don`t know any of the people in pic, are they all white???

>>82657314
Yep.

They know this will utterly bomb.

They're in full damage control mode.

File: stop.gif (2MB, 450x236px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 450x236px

>>82657274

I probaby won't watch this but I'll definitely go see his alladin movie.

>>82657274
Let me rephrase. Won't watch it because they shoehorned a black guy in it.

>>82657347
oh no ppl like it. whats the problem? nobody is arguing it will even have a sequel. take off your tin foil hat

>>82656611
Of course. Their overlords almost certainly have quotas and required talking points.

>>82657388
djimon felt natural unlike that random blonde bitch who the plot for some reason kept going back to her as if they ever explained who she was and her relation to the king and djimon. shit was random

>>82657388
honestly man who fucking cares anymore

Literally every movie has a token black guy now, just accept that what the jews do now. Literally autism that you would refuse to see a film because there is one black guy in a fantasy movie.

>>82657452
Or i could say fuck Hollywood and ignore all their garbage.

But keep shilling away little guy.

>>82657452
you know they've been doing this with Shakespeare for decades and decades right? not everything is some Jewish nefarious plot to get women to not sleep with you.

>>82657452
I am spartacus

>>82657518
Shill please.

Fuck off.

>>82657515
By not seeing this you're ensuring five more years of capeshit.
Rise above!

>>82657515
>Or i could say fuck Hollywood and ignore all their garbage.

Yeah that's a great idea, a good start would be to stop visiting the television and film board.

File: imagemerge.php.jpg (62KB, 780x585px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 780x585px

>>82657518
WE WUZ SHAKESPEARE AND SHIT!!

>>82657630
Spreading the word and spending no shekels.

Fuck your whole garbage industry.

>>82657679
>spreading the word

By acting like a spastic retard?

File: 1474196118528.jpg (207KB, 640x952px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 640x952px

>>82657597
Yes goyim! go and see our minority quota movies to stop capeshit!
Give us your shekels and we will make better movies.

>>82657597
Like Hollywood is an actual business.

I hope they RICO all you lowlifes.

all you fags act like you'll stop consuming (((their))) media but you wont, you're all dumb customers that will see the next Star Wars/Marvel quip when it's released.

>>82657805
Nope. Now, I just watch hockey games on a 90 min delay so i can fast forward through the '''commercials'''.

I'll switch to baseball when the season is over.

File: ralph.gif (7KB, 200x173px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 200x173px

>>82657907
>watching hockey on delay

>>82657974
All sports on delay.

Commercials are as bad as movies.

>>82658004
jesus christ

>>82657710
Being this upset about a couple of blacks in a film.
You know as well as I that it's inevitable that black people will end up in a movie in this current year.
At least it's not as obnoxious as Beauty and The Beast

Why was the cute brooding witch Ginevewhatever and not Morgause?

>>82658013
It's fucking true.

And none of their talking head analyst/debate shows either.

Especially ESPN

>>82658022
Fuck the entire industry. And I've got nothing against black people.

>>82658045
I'm from Canada so our broadcasts are different, but cmon. I hate commercials as well but half the appeal of watching sports is seeing it live. Just do something else during the commercials.

>>82656706
>live in fantasyland
>your king looks like that
>"better serve him"

>>82658091
What's the difference? I avoid the score.

>>82658119
that's gay

>>82658126
Yeah sorry i don't like a side of BLACKED commercials with my hockey.

File: 1404915592576.jpg (17KB, 220x281px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 220x281px

>>82658022
>inevitable

Only if you keep giving shekels to the people that pushes this shit.

>>82656751
>>82656782

hahahah DROPPED

There is also an Asian guy who teaches people to fight in this movie.

Basically, this film is a mess and nothing makes sense. It's Guy Richie doing insane shit. Keep that in mind if you watch it.

>>82658077
I await the collapse foretold by Lucas and Spielberg as much as you. But why not enjoy the counter programming that is obviously going to flop.

>>82658262
The whole film feels like an hour and half trailer, but i enjoyed it a lot. It was an unique experience.

In all the time the Arthur legend has existed, why is it only in the 5-10 years or w/e that blacks were added to it? What was it about time immemorial that led the people passing the story along to never add blacks until now.

>>82658290
I'm going to pass on the propaganda. Thanks.

>>82658321
You ask that as though it isn't a rhetorical question

>>82658155
you're a faggot dude

>>82657452
nah man it ruins the film for me. it makes no sense to force these people into historical stories whether they are based on fiction or real events.

this is european history and heritage and they keep trying to change it. it looks so out of place and kills the vibe. im not going to encourage this sort of thing

the same way people should have completely boycotted that film about the great wall of china with the white lead character or ghost in the shell where an asian actress would have been entirely more appropriate and understandable.

history is one of my favourite things and i dont like seeing it bastardised, people are ignorant enough without hollywood adding to that

File: IMG_0565.jpg (87KB, 340x527px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 340x527px

>>82656782

>>82658045
Just wait until the (((NBA))) (((award show))).

I'm sure that shit will be on a whole nother level.

>>82656369
>That roundtable tease and
>Missing spot for lancelot

Wait so what the fuck is it about then? This is like Iron Fist with no dragon or ninja fights.

>>82658380
Yeah fuck your commercials too nigga.

>>82656782
>>82656830
>>82656885

Yeah that Dijon Mustard guy is like almost a requirement in this fantasy epics he doesn't count.

File: 1200x675.jpg (226KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 1200x675px

>>82656790
The whitest knights in the kingdom.

>>82658460
find a new hobby nigger

>>82658465
Honestly who gives a shit. It was a fun movie.

File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (161KB, 1280x670px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1280x670px

>>82656751
>>82656782
how is that different to this?

Serious question is it better than the Clive Owen one?

File: david-beckham-kingarthur-cameo.png (1004KB, 1368x627px) Image search: [Google]

1004KB, 1368x627px

From ((no niggers)) to ((fun movie))

>that backpedalling

There are anachronisms all throughout this movie. The black guys are just part of it, so I'm not sure singling them out is fair.

>>82658483
Find honest work lowlife

>>82658540
desu clives wasnt that good

>>82658367

If it helps any, I would be equally irate if a movie about an African folktale had a random Anglo-Saxon dropped into the cast.

>>82658563
>It dindu nuffin

>>82657452
No, if you don't like a product for whatever reason, you have a perfect right not to buy it. Nobody has to "just accept" anything; it's the desperation so many people seem to have to keep up with the latest blockbusters that strikes me as truly autistic. None of these movies is actually worth seeing, and nobody's life is going to be poorer for having missed them. Better to invest in experiences you can look back on with a sense of satisfaction rather than continuing to be stung by multiplex movies about nothing, with no aesthetic merit or moral principles, that serve no cultural purpose but to advertise their successors. The Matter of Britain - the name given to the body of legends that King Arthur comes from - isn't for those who "just accept" that it's their job to swallow garbage.

>>82658604
Me too. Same shit.

>>82658563
Why are you talking in that language here? Is it so hard for viral marketers to do a few hours' basic research?

>>82658517
Both are shait.

>>82658583
The bar is low I'm just hoping it can clear it.

>>82656618
They hate masculine directors like Guy Ritchie, Michael Bay and Zack Snyder. It doesn't matter wether their movies are shit or not, they will trash it anyway.

>>82658517
Essos isn't England

>>82658774
Puhleeze. They're all in on it. Whole thing is smoke and mirrors.

>>82658774
But all those three are cunts who need their lips cut away and the crimson mask that results shown to their fucking loved ones, you queer

>>82658517
this is a fictional foreign land far away from the main bit of lands which are clearly based on european tradition, fantasy and folklore not fucking medieval england.

north europeans didnt really come into proper contact with sub sahran west africans till around the 14th centry and even then the contact would have been europeans traveling to africa not the other way round. the majority of africans in europe before the 19th century were north africans who are essentially arabs

>>82659258
but its a fictional version of england, i mean theres magic and shit

>>82659315
>grasping at straws

This is what deconstructing everything does to the minds of liberals, the concept of objetivity is destroyed.

File: 1494416360984.jpg (49KB, 500x430px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 500x430px

>>82657177
>king arthur legends
>historical
Holy shit, faggot...

>>82659315
What do you think would happen if they cast a white guy in a movie about Anansi?

>>82657239
You seem really asspained about it. These are just flicks, /pol/faggot.

I might have thought this was a real thread, but fortunately the persistent defence of the indefensible has clarified for me that this is a shill thread. Anyone who posts below this line is a sucka.

_______________________________________

>>82659415
>literally complaining that there are non-whites in a medieval fantasy flick that nobody cared enough to see
Autism is very real.

>>82659501
>shill shill shill shill shill shill shill

>>82658439
It's about him coming to power, not adventures after kingship

And it's nothing like ironfist, what the fuck are u talking about

Please tell me someone knows the name of that song from the opening.
The foreign language one. It was great.

three words: hella f*ckin epic

>>82657310
didnt lots of people get equally triggered over ghostbusters?

>>82657658
kek

>>82658563
>anachronisms
The myth of Arthur was a continually developing idea over centuries. If it is defined by one thing, it is defined by its ability to be manipulated by whatever societal trends in England at that time. It would be almost anachronistic to attempt to eliminate anachronisms.
I doubt Ritchie was attempting to make some grand point about it, but there is definitely is some stupid dissertation to be written about how Arthur is both a timeless manifestation of the English identity and a perfect snapchat of the England when its retelling is told.

>>82657022
Kong was okay. The rest are and probably will be shit(fucking 12+ war movie)

>>82660635
This is nonsense. Stop shilling your PC garbage movie.

>>82660733
I haven't seen the movie, I just did a lot Arthur shit in college. I'll probably pirate it down the line.

>>82658465
Oh no non whites!

>>82657259
This

This is why I can't stand amerilard fantasy. It's always impeccable plastic armour and clothing, slick haircuts with gel, and thick mascara and eyeliner on all females.

>Kino
>Has a nigger in it
>Impossibly high tower that could never possibility exist
>Garbage angles
>Even worse cuts
Hang yourself shill

>>82657403
Bongistan cannot have an all white cast in any movie
If they do the queen sends the director to the gallows

>>82656369
i will watch this because I'm a guy Richtie fanboy

File: 1479136209160.jpg (31KB, 316x340px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 316x340px

>Budget $175 million

what were they thinking?

>>82661038
what do you expect this is a guy "im a geezer cor blimey got any jellied eels?" richie movie

>>82661081
pretty much
>inb4 t. whitey
me myself am asian, im all for diverse casts but not when its clearly been forced/tokenism.

Who cares? Arthurian legend is just another example of the eternal anglo stealing something from someone and pretend it's theirs(just like the french do, who probably raped it into them)

>>82658465
What I hate more than anything about his entire movie is that everyone is wearing their pants at their wasitline
That literally didn't exist until the end of WW2

>>82661256
where did they wear them out of curiousity
armpits?

>>82658559
Holy shit The Becks is in this?

File: Red_Balls.gif (492KB, 172x198px) Image search: [Google]

492KB, 172x198px

>Directed by Guy Ritchie
>Music by Daniel Pemberton

It had some pacing a retread issues, but it was still fun as fuck to watch. I genuinely hope it gets a sequel with the principle cast returning.

Not sure what it would be about though. Unless you develop the characters, it'll feel like old news, but if you develop (in this instance; Mature) the characters, you'll lose Guy Ritchie.

>>82661276
Right below the bellybutton.

>>82661276
To their naval

>>82656369
Fuck off

File: IMG_0959.jpg (80KB, 833x1000px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 833x1000px

It's a really great movie.

It's just too bad op ruined this thread by being a kinotard, because this movie is actually really good

>>82661132
I really don't have a clue. Don't get me wrong; I enjoyed Ritchie's usage of CGI, but holy fuck.

I'm surprised anyone gave him a dime after Man From U.N.C.L.E., and all this served to prove is that Charles Hungman isn't a draw. Hopefully he'll go the James Wan route and make a few great movies produced on a dime, and maybe one of them will make a gorillion dollars.

Maybe Sherlock 3 will finally happen.

>>82656583
This thread is being ignored because it was started by a redditor kinotard

People here shit on or generally ignore kinotard threads you idiot

File: 1493319504145.gif (2MB, 161x149px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 161x149px

>>82660973
>Guy Richie
>American

>>82661322
>>82661332
hmm i thought waistline was bellybutton.

>>82661426
charlie hunman is at his best when hes being naked and sexy. if hes doing that in this film that it will work, of not, guy is an idiot.

File: 1440089359229.gif (549KB, 360x359px) Image search: [Google]

549KB, 360x359px

>>82657191
>Movie somehow gets 2 sequels
>Arthur becomes the antagonist

GUY RITCHIEVERSE WHEN

It's a '/tv/ pretends a piece of shit movie is good just because it isn't capeshit' episode

>>82661528
>charlie hunman is at his best when hes being naked and sexy
He does get shirtless at one point, and he's always acting sexy.

>>82661489
Hollywood is american, my ignorant pleb.

>>82661573
thats good to know senpai

now if only he was getting rimmed by CIA this movie would be certified kino.