This is a cool little segment.

pretty corny desu

bill nye must have child support to pay or something

>>82653425
I'm really glad you posted this again.

>>82653449

It's exactly the right message.

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>>82653425

>>82653467
nicely done

>Tolerance
>Scientific mindset
>Witty
>Makes conservatards mad
>Catchy tune
Love this.

I don't know what that is

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based DJ seahorse

>>82653425
>My vagina has it's own voice
What did she mean by this?

>bagel with Lox... and lots of Schmear
The fuck is lox and Schmear?

>sad clown skyping via satellite
What the fuck does that mean?

>some shit about a tree sprite or some crap
Are they just making shit up at this point?

CAUSE MY SEX JUNK

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>>82653425
i'm starting to fall in love with her

why does this always happen

>>82653602
it's called "kino"

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when you up in the club and yo sex junk be like OH OH OH

DAMN SKIPPY HOME SLICE

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>when bae makes that sex stew

>>82653580
Sex with DJ Seahorse is how I want it, and it's my GODDAMN right!

>>82653724
JUST

>>82653602
>My vagina has its own voice
She's trying to say that her sexuality has its own voice, I don't fucking know
>bagel with Lox... and lots of Schmear
probably innuendo for cum or some shit
>sad clown skyping via sattelite
She's saying that deviant sexual behavior, like skype sex with a clown, is a OK
>some shit about a tree sprite or some crap
Like the last point she's talking about how fetishes shouldn't be frowned upon
I don't actually agree with any of this stuff, this is just what I think she was trying to say

>>82653602
>What did she mean by this?
Reference to queefs and a metaphor for femenism. No longer will men give her vagina a voice, for now it has its own.

>The fuck is lox and Schmear?
Salmon and cream cheese. She's saying her vagina tastes even fishier and cheesier than traditional jewish food. Self deprecating humor.

>What the fuck does that mean?
South Park reference to when Cartman is chatting to a pedophile. She's saying jewish pedophiles aren't the monsters. You are.

>Are they just making shit up at this point?
Yes

>>82653602
>The fuck is lox and Schmear?
Jew food.
Lox is salmon and schmear is a smear of cream cheese, but it has to be said in a special way because Jews are special.

is this really intended for children

seems a bit much

>>82653980
its literally intended for manchildren
he even says so

>>82653980
>Kids giving a shit about Bill Nye the geriatric guy

>>82653975
Jew food it the best.
Bagel and cream cheese is really one of American favorite easy foods.
Funny how much great stuff Jews have contributed to us culturally over the years.

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>>82654056
Huh, really makes you think, doesn't it?

>>82654056
>Bagel and cream cheese is really one of American favorite easy foods.

You must be fat.

>>82653975
No, Lox specifically is a way to serve Salmon (fillet with tomato/capers/onions on a bagel with cream cheese)

schmear is just yiddish for smear

>>82654056
>jews invented sandwiches
TRULY OUR GREATEST ALLY

>ywn have a bagel with lox and lots of schmear

Feels bad, man.

>>82653980
No, it's intended for adults, which makes preachy songs by seahorse DJs even worse.

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Why is the world going out of its way to make me antisemitic.

>>82654437
they did though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillel_the_Elder#Hillel.27s_sandwich

>>82654611
That's the type of world Riami warned us about in the Spiderman movies.

>>82654560
That's the worst part. If it's going to be a mature show that touches on mature themes, it should have a degree of dignity about this shit.

As it stands it just feels like thinly veiled propaganda for children.

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>Sex is how I blast off
>Even if you think it's funny
>There ain't nothing I like better
>Than a tight little cunny

Did Bill go too far here?

>>82654655
What

seriously now
was she singing badly on purpose

or is she supposed to be a legitimate vocal talent

>>82654645
>WE WUZ
Nope. Give it a rest, jews.

>>82654611
Unironically this. I used to not care. Now everything bad seems to be Jewish. What the fuck.

>>82654738
>whites this mad they couldn't even come up with a sandwich
Go to bed Montague

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>>82653425
>hey guys you know this thing NONE of us agrees with?
>wasnt it stupid!?
>haha yea
>*104350543564563 posts later
>HAHAHAHA ISNT IT SO STUPID GUYS
Shut the fuck up already, jesus. Im tired of seeing her stupid fucking outfit and reading those stupid fucking lyrics. Its not funny, nothing new stems from the hundreth daily thread.

>>82654763
Nigga you put a leaf on a taco shell.

>>82654739
One of my best friends growing up found out he was jewish when he was like 20 years old. He always told me his parents were non-practicing Lutherans. And this isn't really the best internet culture to suddenly realize you're a jew in.

Shit's like The Fox and the Hound.

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>>82654802
how can you put a leaf on a taco shell when there's a burger in between?

>>82654792
Fuck off, we're gonna beat this horse so far into the ground you'll need shovel to find it's remains.

>>82654792
I'm sorry this thread isn't up to your standards.

>>82653467
>*dubs this line in*

>>82654792
SO GONAD MUMPS...WHITE GENOCIDE YEEEEAAAAAH
*puts on sunglasses*
AWOOVEMENT

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>be contemporary leftist "intellectual"
>repeat the same claims Diogenes BTFO 2000 years ago

Should started with the Greeks.

>>82655097
*masturbates in your barrel*

>>82655166

*teleports behind you*
*tells you to get out of my sunlight*

>>82655221
*fucks a bald chicken*
*gets accepted by Greek society*

>the nerd guy who shows up and berates the slut for being an idiot isn't a white guy
If anything, I admire their restraint.

>>82655097
get out of my fuggin sun

>>82654792
I wonder who could be behind this post?

all of you need to rethink your life and get off the internet

>>82653975
schmear is like a mix of cream cheese and other ingredients, there's a bunch of different ones

>>82654684
>versatile love may break age of consent laws

Just what the hell did Bill and the gang mean by this?

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>>82653547
>witty

>>82653980

No the original show was intended for children and because of that it had standards and guidelines it had to abide by to be considered an educational program for children.

This is aimed at adults on netflix it has no standards and doesn't have to be educational in anyway that's why the hired a former IGN writer for this fucking show.

>>82656523

Look up Gay Bowel Syndrome and then tell me you still think anal sex is a good idea.

OH OH OH
SO MUCH MORE THAN EITHER
OR OR OR

why dont we just kill all the white "ice-cream" ?
that would end all the bigotry and global warming

>>82654465
This is the best reaction video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAeBvbK2Eo

>>82653425
Trying to look androgynous in order to make her tranny dancers look less atrocious, she ends up looking sexless. Which is perfect, probably even accurate - those tumblr demigendered shut-ins talk about sex so much it's a cinch that none of them are actually getting laid.

>>82653602
lox is salmon and schmear is a cream cheese spread. It's yiddish or Hebrew...

Why can't Bill Nye like dance music and respect women in 2017

>>82660435
becuz.... SHUTUP KEK

I hope someone is going to make some silly YTP sort of video out of this.

>>82653425
What are they even doing?

Are the imitating rap music? That hasn't been hip observational comedy for 30 years

Is it dubstep? Bill seems to have a turntable of sorts. Dubstep hasn't really been popular for the past 5 years

Why is she a seahorse?

This makes no sense. They either thought that this was funny and would get a message across or they knew it wouldn't and they didn't care. Fuck off.

>>82653580
Are you discriminating against veterans that lost their leg in an IED, DJ Seahorse? What if they identify as a dog?

>>82661734
How could you possibly make it more ridiculous?

>>82663738
actual male on male penetration but one of the males is a trans (so really a woman) with a bolt on penis on stage with bill watching super excited going "That's exactly the right message Rachel!"

>>82662439
>Why is she a seahorse?
I assume it has something to do with the comparatively abnormal mating habits of seahorses, in which females deposit their eggs into the male's pouch, who proceed to carry them through gestation (in effect, the opposite of what one would find in most animals).

Granted, I haven't actually seen the segment, but given the context, I'd assume this to be largely accurate.

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>>82654465
Is he /ourguy/ ?

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>>82654655
>>82654698
You were obviously not paying attention to the films.
They were redpilled af.

>>82654056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMniFQCyqTg

wtf I love jews now

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Cut off your shrimp penis.. little white boy
Get fucked in the ass until you have a prolapse
Ignore chromosomes, inject the hormones
of the opposite sex until your privates are shriveled grapes
Primarily white people! in america
Get off your soap box and mutilate your genitals
Sterilize yourself injecting the hormones of the opposite sex
CUZ MY SEX JUNK
IS SO OH OH OH
MUCH MORE THAN
EITHER OR OR OR

>>82659183
>best video
>covering Bill's bass drop head nod

>>82664134
Alright so the video is 2% less retarded

>>82653425
Altreich retards are so fucking pathetic. Trans people exist. GET OVER IT.

>>82654684
I think his episode on the Rind et al controversy may have been a little too graphic

>>82653425
THREADLY REMINDER
George Soros recently bought stock in Netflix. His next target for social engineering is the USA.

I want to make babbys with Rachel Bloom

Why do I never see black women, asian women, hispanic women ever talking about this stuff?

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>>82653425

>>82653724
I laugh at this every time