Welcome to Film Studies 101

>>82651585
Don't have one

Brokeback Mountain

>>82651585
>classlooks at me
>...b-big guy...
>What's that anon, please speak up?
>uh uhmmm, Star Wars...

uh.... 8 and a half...

>>82651585
Satantango

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>>82651623
Not an acceptable answer!
Now me, mine is Shawshank Redemption. Did you know that it is the number one ranked movie on the Internet Movie Data Base? Seems to be as close to an objective opinion as you can get!

Fargo

*stands up and holds head high*
The Cuckold!

>>82651585
Le ravageur (Miller, 1907)

>>82651821
*praises Kek*

>>82651636
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

>>82651585
Le chevalier noir (2008)

Synecdoche, New York
>paying money to be "taught" film

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>>82651585
Commando.

>>82651933
"I DIDN'T GO TO FILM SCHOOL, I WENT TO FILMS"
>*never gets any funding for his projects and settles into a life of mediocrity as a youtube critic*

My favorite movie? There Will be Blood. Favorite flick is Dumb and Dumber. Favorite film is 2001: A Space Odyssey. Favorite kino is The Mirror

>>82652122
What's your favorite motion picture?

>>82651933
>not going to a film school in California for the networking opportunities and internship bridges that lead to actual jobs

kys

>>82651585
I enjoy the films of Wes Anderson. In high school everyone knew I had the best taste in film and music, because I told them so.

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>>82651585
Microcosmos. I enjoy watching invertebrates killing and fucking one another to the sweet sounds of Claude Debussy

>Don't want to reveal my power level
>Blurt out "fight club"
>Everyone rolls their eyes

...

...

...

...

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...D-d-d-d-d-drive

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>i dont watch movies i watch kino

Would I be criticised for my toxic masculinity if I said Robocop

Withnail and I

I just pick a random movie that nobody will have heard of when they asked even though my favorite is strangelove.

>>82651933
you don't learn jack shit about movies in film school. you go there for networking and doing projects, building a resumee.

>>82651971
>>82652260
idiots. I was implying that paying a college tuition in general was retarded, especially for film school. Enjoy your jobless, pathetic lives.
and seeking a career in the movie industry is retarded if you're not a jew

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>>82651585
>when the kid next to me said Mulholland Dr.

we were friends in an instant

>>82652305
damn bruh, never heard of this. Looks neat, and it's on ((YouTube)) in high def. thanks anon.

Once Upon a Time in the West, of course.

>>82652122
What's your favourite Cinema, Cinéma, Kinographie, Motion Picture, Joint and Picture Play?

>>82652514
>spoiler
looks like I'm in the right industry then lol

>>82652545
it's literal naturekino anon, enjoy

Aliens.

Pain and Gain

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>because of this fucking movie I have to either say "The korean Oldboy" or "The 2003 Oldboy"

lord of the rings: episode one: the phanton menace

probably goodfellas

>>82652647

I haven't even heard about a "2003 oldboy"

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The Avengers

>>82651585
I'd say L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir, but it's really Thor: Le Monde des ténèbres.

The Samurai or Come and See.

>>82651585
I said Big Lebowski, everyone warmed to me immediately, no-one dislikes Big Lebowski

12 angry men, because im not a /r9k/ poster who cant speak in public

>>82651585
looking back all the movies i used to watch are trash
so are new movies
all movies are trash, nothing but some jewish power fantasy that has tons of jesus symbolism for some reason

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>>82652724
Hey buddy, you just fly in from Reddit?

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The Godfather! What else!

>"You talkin' to me?"
>"I don't see anyone else here?"
>"Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
>"Huh? Fucking shit heel"

Ah Taxi Driver is your favourite novie then anon?

>"Movie?"

My go to is Stalker. It's old and Russian or something so that gets me bonus points. Really I only like it by association to the games.

Barry Lyndon

>>82652551
>not once upon a time in america
Spotted the pleb

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If I'm in a good mood, Raiders of the Lost Ark
If I'm feeling miserable, Autumn Sonata

>>82652781
>no-one dislikes Big Lebowski
Raises hand

>>82651681
lol ...//done

>>82651585
this happened to me in a cinema elective class and i said Brazil by Terry Gilliam because i couldnt think of anything else and the prof smiled

>>82651585
Apocalypse Now

>>82653068
Nobody actually likes Stalker as it's own movie. It's got great set design and a few intense sequences but overall it's arthouse crap film nerds use to tell themsleves they're smart for liking

>>82653297
Exactly. Nobody dislikes The Big Lebowski.

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>>82651670

>>82654212
*raises spork*

>>82654240
Reminder that dis nigga playing the Shocker in the new Spidey movie.
and he also got a "shocker" from rachel keller in fargo season 2

Apocalypse Now, theatrical cut.

Problem Child 2

>>82652760
>>82653125
>>82654329
Whaaat? I've never heard of any of these.

stuart little 2

Rashomon

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>>82654167
>plebs actually believe this

Robocop

A Good Man starring kino auteur steven seagal

>>82654167
it is better to be weak, then to be a colossal faggot like you anon

Star Wars

>>82654641
>>82655397
Stalker is not a good movie

It has elements that are done excellently, but overall it just doesn't work as a film

>>82655431
what d oyou think could make it better then?

I'd probably say conan the barbarian

>>82654497
That's not how I remember it

>>82655498
I don't revise movies. I'm not Chris Stuckmann

>>82654167
>It's got great set design and a few intense sequences
If you're talking about what people like about Stalker and manage to ignore cinematography then you're basically full of shit anyway.

The seventh seal
I might as well reveal I'm a pretentious pleb off the bat.

>>82655721
I could go down a laundry list of things Stalker does amazingly, cinematography being only one of them

But it doesn't change the fact that it doesn't work overall as a movie. It fails to capture the viewer

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>>82655654
>come into thread
>people talking about a good movie, general consensus is that we like it
>HEY GUYS THIS MOVIE SUCKS
>why tho
>n-nevermind, I don't support my own opinions...

fucking kek

>>82655529
the only correct answer
a kino that everyone loves

>>82655774
You're putting words in my mouth faggot, I never said it sucked, in fact I gave a pretty positive opinion of it

It's just not the perfect classic you faggots make it out to be

>>82651585
Professor how many movies have you made? I'm going to go on Netflix tonight to watch then and prepare for this class.

>>82655830
>doesn't work as a film
>UH I-ITS JUST NOT A PERFECT CLASSIC (no one said this)

>>82655943
It doesn't work

The pacing is too slow, the focus is too much on showing off the sets and not pushing the story forward

Gee, sorry for disagreeing with the hivemind

>>82655830
>I never said it sucked
you said that stalker was not a good movie, calling it arthouse crap
>It's just not the perfect classic you faggots make it out to be
You said it had good elements, but are unable to identify what they are. All you keep saying is how much it sucked.

I don't think you know what you're talking about anon.

>>82656004
I haven't even fucking seen the movie i'm just confused by your constant floundering and backtracking

>>82656004
you should have said this in the first place

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>>82651585
STARSHIP TROOPERS

Ghosts ...of the Civil Dead

>>82656010
See>>82656004

>>82656035
Stop samefagging

>>82656045
K

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>>82651585
PATHIFIC RIMMM

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>>82656118
fuck off lol

Paris, Texas

>>82656118
I posted>>82656010 and then immediately after, this>>82656004 showed up lol

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>>82656004
>the pacing is too slow
>muh story
How to spot a pleb 101

For those ITT that actually took a film studies class, what was your class like?

Mine:
>two days a week over the summer at 1pm (got to sleep in)
>walk in, teacher plays a few select scenes from certain movies to show a filmmaking technique
>then we watch a full movie
>short 10 question quiz at the end of class of film terms

I made a perfect 100 in the class.

Here's the movies we watched:
>Citizen Kane
>High Noon
>City Lights
>The Matrix
>Manchurian Candidate
>Casablanca
>March of the Penguins

A couple more I can't remember at the moment.

The Dark Knight!

>>82656176
Not an argument

>>82656170
Maybe if you guys spent more time defending the movie instead of attacking my character I'd change my mind

But of course you can't do that because it's not a good movie and you only claim to like it because you think it makes you smart

>>82656291
>attacking your character
Wewlad. 90% of your posts were just IT SUCKS. Then everyone pushed you to actually say why it sucked, and you reluctantly gave extremely over-arching broad non-answers like "muh pacing." If you enter a discussion and disagree with someone, you should tell them why so they can evaluate your opinion and have a productive discussion. If not, then stop shitting up the thread.
>defending the movie
I don't have to if someone can't make a decent argument as to why it's poorly done. As the initiator, the burden of proof is on you.

>>82655830
Jesus christ dude.

You are one pathetic fuck.

>>82656481
>You said it sucked
>You provided a reason why it sucks
>But that reason doesn't count because I don't like it

You're gay

It's poorly paced and poorly written

It has nice mise-en-scene but that isn't what makes a movie

>>82656522
Ok

>>82656562
Poorly paced =/= slow paced

Just because is a film is slow doesn't mean its bad.

And I'd LOVE to see you give an example of how its poorly written.

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>>82656562
>You're gay
HE CALLED ME GAY FOLKS!

>>82651585
Tropic Thunder

>>82656591
>Poorly paced =/= slow paced
oh anon, don't you know? Today's audiences all have ADHD and can't handle films that don't go 10,000 mph

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Either Jason X or Highlander 2

>>82656692
A true patrician, I'm nodding respectfully in your direction

>>82656591
It's poorly paced. Too slow. And the pacing is an element of the writing.

>>82656614
You're gay

Changes all the time. xD Right now it's gotta be Wonder Woman!!

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>>82656886

>>82651690
Thanks cunt! I'm paying you for this!

>>82651585
Currently? I've watched Southland Tales three times this year, and it's about time to watch it again.

>>82652383
>>82654751
I like you guys

>>82656692
Highlander 2 is delicious trash.

>>82656190
I had a 40's/50's American History class cross-listed with the film department.
>Maltese Falcon
>Casablanca
>Citizen Kane
>The Best Years of Our Lives (Personal favorite)
>Sunset Boulevard
>On the Waterfront
>Streetcar Named Desire
>Rebel Without a Cause
>Some Like It Hot
>From Here To Eternity
>Rear Window or Vertigo (I don't remember, it's been awhile)

Also Stalker is great and "too slow" is the result of either poor taste or poor vocabulary.

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>>82656944

>>82657082
Bill Cosby, from the grassy knoll across the street.

>>82651585
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Ultimate Edition

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>>82657194
BILL COSBY IS INNOCENT

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>>82656131
SWAG IS FOR BOYS CLASS IS FOR MEN.

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>>82652305
this scared the fuck out of me as a kid. but i loved it. still kino, too, which is nice.

>>82656988
I'm interested in Southland Tales. Do you actually legitimately believe its good or is it an ironic sort of liking?

>>82652305
shit nigga I had the vhs of it when I was a kid
turned me into a biologist

>>82657439
>>82657482
buggo kino is best kino

Tron: Legacy !

THE KILLER

literally based an answer as it gets

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>>82651585
Is this a meme answer?
I know its a good movie but I feel like its a meme answer.

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>>82657529
I prefer A Better Tomorrow but both are great lad

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Whichever of my top 10 westerns that I recently watched. Dealing with absolutes in opinion is retarded, sir.
*tips cowboy hat*

>>82657586
Ehhh, the movie is defintely a flawless masterpiece and one of (if not the) greatest films of the 21st century. But it is kind of memey.

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>>82651585
Dr Strange... love or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

>>82651585
A hard toss-up between Grown Ups or Grown Ups 2

>>82657476
Well, it's a huge mess of a film. Imagine if David Lynch failed 3/4 of the way through making Idiocracy. That's pretty much Southland Tales. I genuinely enjoy it, but a lot of that enjoyment is in trying to reverse engineer what Richard Kelly's intended version WOULD have been.

Huge sections of the script had to be reworked in to a nine minute exposition dump at the very beginning of the movie. They ran out of money for effects. Etc.

BUT, the plot is about neo-marxist pornstars and amnesiac cops and near-future scifi dystopia weirdness.

True Lies

>>82658006
I want to get chocolate wasted

Is "The Godfather: Part I" too cliché?

Nausicaa

>>82651938
You get an A+

>>82658265
A more recent / less cliche'd pick for me is There Will Be Blood.

LOTR Fellowship of the Ring

>>82656614
not enough people post pi

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

>>82651636
Very progressive of you anon. I'm looking forward to seeing your work in this class. -winks-

>>82651641
Very respectable

>>82651663
Another good one

>>82651670
My wife's son and I watch this one all the time. Great one!

>>82651821
This is another favorite. We'll actually be evaluating it in class too.

>>82651938
Hm, a bit misogynistic don't you think?

>>82652383
Sorry to hear that anon, why not a film like The Hateful 8?

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>>82651585
Really great movie.

willy wonka and the chocolate factory

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>>82651585

>>82653025
underrated

>>82651843
ONE, STINKY DINKY!

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>We're going to go around the class and say our what favorite movie is.
>You're first, anon!

Lo there do I see my father;
Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers;
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

>>82658006
the only appropriate answer

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>>82651585
House (1977)

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Now I know what you will say, "it's a kids movie" "faggot disney"
Truth is, this movie gives such positive vibes to me that no other movie can. In the end, don't we rate movies by how they make us feel?

>be in film studies class
>1st workshop
>"Ok let's introduce ourselves with our fav film"
>everyone being massively pretentious
>common answers are Shawshank, Trainspotting, Godfather, Pulp Fiction
>It's like a cracked.com article manifested itself
>everyone is talking with a nerdy crackling voice, almost can't be heard just naming a film
>a romanian guy's turn
>he stands up, proud as a mountain
>thickest accent you've heard and almost yelling
>"Terminator TU"

magnificent man

Battleship Potemkin

4 Lions

Right, let's be fair. Most people don't get exposed to film a lot. It's easier these days. I'm 27 but my family was poor, so I was stuck with what I could record from TV and the odd few VHS tapes knocking around as a kid. Now and again, when I got enough pocket money (once or twice a year), I chose a film from Morrisons.

It wasn't until my mid-late teens (16-17) where we had a decent enough internet connection to actually start watching more. Even then there's a lot to explore and with limited scope I spent an entire year watching horror movies and their sequels.

By the time people talk film studies they're hardly versed in film.

These days my favourite film is Metropolis, but I hadn't see it then. I don't think I had heard of it in truth, and had zero opportunity to watch it.

It's easier these days, with 99% of children growing up with a fast internet connection, but I still find it unlikely that they've explored film properly themselves.

My film studies class with fairly proper in their selection too. The obious French choices (Breathless, Jules et Jim, 400 Blows), a few British bits of crap (A Taste of Honey, I don't remember much else) and then the odd few other standard selections (The Graduate). The biggest disappointment was watching The Dawn of the Dead remake as opposed to the original. I personally find the remake to be an actual 0/10 with no value.

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>>82651938

>took Russian film last semester
>didn't join the class until the third week
>missed the favorite movie bs

>>82651585
is there a right answer without sounding too basic (ie picking movies everybody likes) wannabe (high praised movies nobody understand) pleb (with some unsophisticated B shlock) or hipster (some art film nobody heard about)?

>>82663944

Fucking Boy George...

>>82664421
I always say The Abyss when someone asks and everyone seems to respect it. When they don't know it, I say Cameron made it, and they'll nod in agreement

Napoleon dynamite

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>>82652260
>film school

>>82651585
Citizen Kane :))))))))

>>82657438
show is kino tier but too many normies like it

>>82651585
All Quiet On The Western Front from 1930. Great film, if you're serious about movies you should watch it, it's a classic.

You know I never think about it but I think The Thing is my favorite movie. I can't think of one bad thing about it, it ended in a way that I was satisfied and didn't want more but was executed so perfectly that I still thoroughly enjoy watching it all the way through every single scene.

>>82664421
Starship Troopers will never fail you.

Neon Blades

>>82663618
And what did you say, anon?
Anon?

>>82664403
btw the russian movie "Brother" is really good

>>82651938
This, best one liners of all time, best villain, best trampoline jumps, best everything

>>82652647
2013 is superior because of her titties.

>>82651585
Little Nicky

>>82664671
At the time I worshipped "The Prestige", I felt very good about myself having picked something very deep and made by an absolute genius director. I'm glad that I've moved away from that opinion.

Videodrome

>>82658265
You would sound like an autist for saying "part I" since the first movie is known to everyone just as "The Godfather"

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Perfect 80's Kino.

>inb4 the Fly was better
'No'

Pretty Baby

>>82657220
Congratulations, you pass. In fact, I'm retiring this year. Can you take over?

>>82665918
You're right, Naked Lunch was better.

Freddy Got Fingered

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning. You probably never heard of it...

>>82651585
Show girls

I currently do film studies at college, and every fucking lesson the entire class has a jerkoff session over two films in particular, Deadpool and The Dark Knight. Please tell me it gets better at film school /tv/

>>82653210
>not once upon a time in Mexico

>>82665985
you're right, videodrome hits my paranoia harder though

>>82666096

No, it doesn't. My professor tried his absolute best to divert the class from capeshit and disney but they kept quoting the same stupid batman quotes after 3 fucking years of """""studying""""" films.

Your only hope is to have patrician teachers

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>>82651585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRfhuVlbM-4

>>82666327
My teacher understands I am likely the only one in the class who will get a top grade, for example as coursework we had to analyse a film scene so I chose Steve Mcqueens hunger and she was shocked as the rest of the class picked batman, fast and furious deadpool and fucking suicide squad.

>>82662630

saw that in theaters

>>82666555
Fucking great digits, man

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>>82666606
psh

>>82666418

It may not apply to you but in my case, the teacher was really critical of my work along with the few others who were, let's say 'woke', while he always said 'interesting, good job' to the batman fucks. I needed some time before realising he was actively interested in improving us while he didn't care about wasting time with the others.

>>82666645
Oh absolutely, She made me reshoot my entire short film I had to produce, however the quality I believe is 10 times better now (although it's still very amateur) but with others she kind of just nodded and said it was great. So in that aspect I share similarities with you. I'd post it here but it would get ravaged lol.

Juno

>>82663618
what's wrong with trainspotting

>>82664678
Brother 2 is /pol/ as fuck and really entertaining - especially if you speak russian fluently

>>82668750

I didn't mean to imply those are bad, it's just that a 20 year old guy with a superman shirt and a marvel backpack saying his favorite film is "Trainspotting" is difficult to believe.

Alien

>>82651585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

L'ascenscion du Chevalier Noir

>>82669094
>o-only I am allowed to have good taste! everyone else are plebs!

I would respond with either In The Mood For Love, or Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring, or The New World, or The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, or An Autumn Afternoon, or Oasis.

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>>82669419
>someone wearing a superman shirt
>good taste

>>82666096
>>82666327
Jesus Christ dudes. I mean /tv/ shitposts about tdk but is all harmless banter, and we are not paying for this shit.

How can someone pay money to reinforce their pleb opinions?.

I hate that probably several of your classmates will become a movie critic someday.

Is blade runner a pleb or mainstream opinion?

>>82669652
It's just a shirt.

>>82669992
On my planet it means hope

>>82669845
depends if you use reddit or not

In Bruges ngl

Stalker(1979)
no need to applause my above average film taste, my self-worth is fueled by my constantly validated mild superiority

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Is this the perfect answer? Not too plebeian, won't be derided as hipster. All around the perfect answer to make you seem like a well-rounded human.

End of Evangelion

>>82651585
Jack and Jill
Not bait im for real, once you watch it 10 times in a row you understand the true beauty of the film

>>82664728
i literally downloaded that version just for that. Haven't seen it yet

>>82651585
I only watch and rate kino.

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They live.

>>82665999
Also came here to say this and trips confirm

The Searchers

>>82672560
little too "masterpiece" and big name. its almost like saying citizen cane or apocalypse now

>>82651585
I don't have a favourite movie because it is impossible to have a favourite something when it is constantly getting better and changing.

Only Children have favourite movies

>>82651585
Wayne's World sir and I'm not ashamed of that!

>tfw that amde me very impopular on film school because I wasn't a pretentious asshole.

>>82676306
>impopular

>>82676132
you

Down By Law

Stalag 17

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>>82652621
>Hey Stacey, did you hear? Anon's favorite movie is Aliens!
>I know! What a loser! Everyone knows the first one is the far superior film!

>I don't have an absolute favorite, but I guess from the recent films I have watched Lady Snowblood is my favorite
>Mhhh, anon, could you explain why you like it?
>It's very stylish. It's quite similar to Kill Bill on many aspects, maybe it's Kill Bill without the cheesiness
>That's cool, thanks anon.

I mean, if you don't act like an autist, people won't treat you as one.

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>>82666555
nice repeating numbers

The end of evangelion

Once Upon a Time in America.

>>82666418
lmao you should transfer to a real school. Your diploma isn't going to mean shit.

>>82669992
confirmed capeshit wearing faggot

>>82651670
M-mike?

>>82651933
Someone's opinion on Synecdoche NY is a good gauge of seeing how much they like movies.

It tells you if they know it, but even if they like or hate it if they can't justify why well their opinion is worthless.

>tfw discovered favorite movie through intro cinema course
Am I a pleb?