Recommend masculine role-model kino.

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>>82650826
Bene.

It's so embarrassing and cringey when redditards still use kino.

>reddit the tv series
>masculine anything
heh.

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>>82650826
Mark always seemed like a pretty good role model too. I was bummed when he left.

>>82651923
Kino

>>82652524
He actually is very manly because the redditor writers tried to make a caricature of masculinity who people were supposed to mock but it backfired when he ended up being the most popular character and honestly the main reason for the shows success. That being said Nick Offerman is unfortunately a huge cuck IRL

>>82652524
But he does woodworking and has a mustache and drinks whisky and eats steak! LOL SO EPIC LOL MANLY LOL I LIKE SCOTCH WHISKY I AM EPIC MANLY LOOK AT MY BEARD LOL FLANNEL

>>82650826
Gladiator

youtube.com/watch?v=Gh6H7Md_L2k

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>>82650826
You will never find a better masculine role model than Bruce Campbell

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There is literally only one answer.

>Decent god fearing people
>Father isn't portrayed as a incompetent idiot and is usually right
>Work hard and takes pride in his job
>doesn't spank his son
>doesn't violate the NAP
>gives everyone a second chance
>knows how to use any and all tools
>takes pride in his house and lawn
>doesn't tolerate idiocy or degeneracy
>Helps his community and church even to his own detriment
>Listens to his wife when she makes a valid point
>Doesn't mistreat his father even if he deserves it
>Opens his home up to Luanne to save her from her degenerate family

Could go on all day. Hank Hill is what men use to be all modern """"""men"""""" need to aspire to.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP4E9CtQIxo

Only correct answer

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>>82650826

>>82653057
Agreed. Honestly Hank was the last good representation of Fatherhood on TV/Film.

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/thread

>>82652902
Redditor and his reddit humor BTFO

>>82650826
One, Two, Three
The Duelist
The Shootist

>>82652524
he was one of the only consistently good elements of that show after the first couple of seasons

perfectly cast and acted

>>82652688
You're the only one, he was a shit character. Entire series improved after he left, objective fact.

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find one, literally just one flaw in this man

>>82654321
>654321
wew

>>82653476
Gran Torino, Unforgiven, Dirty Harry, any Eastwood-kino really

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>>82654320
t. reddit

>>82652688
>>82654554
He was boring and had no personality. He was literally just "straight man" and that's the extent of his character.

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>>82654574
You're right. I can't enjoy a character unless they're a human cartoon.

>>82652721
There is literally nothing wrong with steak, whiskey, flannel, facial hair or woodworking.

>>82654761
t. epic manly man that is manly

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>>82654807

>>82654807
No dude, those things are at a pretty standard level of masculinity. You are just a pussy

>>82654933
Don't forget le bacon! XD

>>82654256
One, Two, Three is so great
>car chase pursued by KGB
>heroes escape bc shitty east German pursuit car falls apart

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>>82650826

>>82655010
i honestly can't tell if you are trying to imitate a cringey contrarian teenager or if you are one.

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>>82650826

The Wild Bunch. Absolutely essential.

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>>82653057
>tfw watching king of the hill non-stop for the past few days since I've got some internet issues.

I don't know when I picked up those DVDs but I'm so glad I did.

Brittney Murphy as Luanne is honestly one of the best voice performances ever. I can't think of anyone better. She plays it absolutely perfect.

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>>82653577
Bruce doesn't even like Reddit

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>82653057
>82653416
>we share a board with people who haven't taken the hankpill

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This.

>>82655520
WOMEN ANNIHILATED

>>82656188
WTF I'M A HANKTANK NOW

>>82652524
>reddit the tv series
>no explosions
>no ebin plot twists
What did he mean by this?

>>82655520
>MR. HOLLUM!
>I love you

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>>82650826
Fargo.

>>82654761
There is a lot wrong with thinking those meme things make you manly though.

>>82653057
This.

I aspire to be Hank Hill.

>>82656122
fucking based, kek

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>>82650826

/thread

>>82654321
Damn, you beat me to posting Fargo. I posted based Malvo though.
>they told me I could be anything I wanted so I became a dentist

>>82654933
Steak is good. Whisky is meh. Flannel is just a type of textile, nothing manly about it. Woodworking is cool but there a lot of hobbies out there, nothing particularly manly about this one. And facial hair is pointless literally anyone can grow it. Only ironic hipster fags grow their facial hair out.

>>82656969
>SO WE LOOKED AT THE DATA

ALL THE TALK FAGGOTS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

SHAME HE COULDNT KEEP THAT HIGH BAR

>>82652902
>>82656122
Christ these are some cringey pics and horrible comebacks. You make these yourself, Bruce?

>>82653057
I agree as well. I think I always enjoyed KotH because Hank reminds me a lot of my dad.

Don't forget also that despite having a total ass of a father in Cotton, which clearly handicaps his ability to outwardly show love to Bobby, he tries really hard to be a good father to Bobby.

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>>82657132

>>82657132
https://youtu.be/iMvsA1YBkhA

>>82657132
See for yourself: skip to 1:55 at >>82657545

>>82657621
>two can, two can
Reminded me of obongo's "if if if if if"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

>>82654933
There is no standard level of masculinity you insecure faggot.

>>82654574
shit taste Mark was a fantastic character

>>82657729
There is though, you need to draw the line somewhere

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Nobody gonna mention the most obvious of them all?

>three sons
>encourages bullying between the 3
>has his own television show about doing bad ass man things and bitching about women
>show has supermodel host who tim undoubtedly bangs on the side
>keeps jill in line
>supes up household appliances

the list is ENDLESS

>>82657729
If there is a line it certainly isn't drawn by the money you throw away on mustache wax and how long you want your hunk of meat to cook.

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>>82657729
>>82657960
this is you

>>82657729
>there is no standard level of masculinity

t. nu-male

>>82657960
Oh, I agree on that. That's why I also posted >>82656925

>>82655605

>Dying for a bunch of gooks

Wow what a guy

>>82654321
raises a fat daughter in the future

Hank Voight

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Prove me wrong

>>82653057
You know this is a satire, right?

It's not anti-american but its a light hearted jab at blue collar america

>>82659314
It's satirical of biased left wing satire.

A light hearted jab at people who think straw man cartoon characters are a good way to present political beliefs.

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>>82650826
someone who fullfills all the male archetypes (see pic) in the best possible way

example: Aragorn

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>>82652720

>>82650826
Kujo Jotaro

>>82659660
You are definitely thinking WAY too deeply into it, the show isn't a math problem, you should laugh at and be sympathetic to the characters

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>>82653277
>created and written by a woman

>>82654807
t. peach fuzz

>>82654574
MAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK

>>82654574
BRAAAAAAN-

>>82654574
-DANAWICZ

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>>82662198
How shocking that a libertarian working in government would have that sort of attitude about government work.

>>82664976
Ron was based on a woman the writers met while doing research for the show. She was in a government management job much like Ron's and they were so amused by the contradiction that they wrote her into the show but as a man.

>>82652720
It's funny that this literally always happens with the meme character in any show.

>>82665252
How the fuck did he manage to save 75 people.

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>>82650826

>>82665252
why are girls attracted to this kike goblin?

Boromir.

Aragorn is the obvious choice but he was unrealistic due to being Heir of Elendil, trained by ninja elves and demigods, 80 years old, weight of his responsibility etc. Boromir is far more relatable as a great dude who was fallable.

>>82665396
iroh was post to get own spin off

>>82657808
how is having sons manly

>>82667173
yeah having daughters you start fucking at a tender age is much more manly, see donald trump for example.

do you think he succed on her pussy? do you think he sloppily french kissed her? oooh man

>>82667173
The genetic material of the father determines the sex of the child.

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>>82650826

I hope some right wing drunk redneck batters nick offerman to death, without even knowing who he is. Would be a fitting end for the fake man

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Mark

>>82651900
OL CUT-CHU I WEEW

>>82665396
the pinnacle of being a man right there

>>82650826
Tropic thunder

>>82652524
Reminder that 4chan is worse than reddit.

>>82650826
did your dad walk out on you?

>>82668924
kek