>That second repeat of "The Chain" ABSOLUTE CAPEKINO

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>watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>"And If You Don't Love Me Now" starts playing

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>Watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>"Starry Nights & Sunny Days" starts playing

>>82646952
Nah. Doesn't even get to the good part of the song.

I didn't know any of the songs in the movie.
Before my tine I guess.

>>82646952

>doesnt even play the baseline

Whats the point

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>Ego will never give you the ol' razzle dazzle
Why even live?

>>82646952
They didn't even use the famous bit with the bass riff. That's the only part of The Chain anybody cares about and they didn't even use it. What the fuck.

>>82646952
Lazy as fuck and Yondu's 'wisdom' he shares in that scene wasn't even coherent with Quill's arc. Just abysmal writing in every sense.

>>82647152
>>82647210
The best part of the song is 'Break the silence. Damn the dark! Damn the light!'. Saying the bassline is the highlight is pleb tier.

>>82646952
Does he even wear that helmet in the 2nd one?

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>Watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>"Come a Little Bit Closer" starts playing

nice HALO ripoff guns

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>watching CTPAЖИ ГAЛAКCИE
>ETO HE Я starts playing

>>82647308
I think the theme there is family

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>>82646952
Totally not plasma rifles am I right?

>>82647347
Yes. A lot less than in the first movie for that sweet Chris Pratt face time.

>>82646952
>The Chain
Just youtubed it. What a trash 2bh.

>Sometimes, the thing you’re searching for your whole life in right there by your side all along
Trailers showed images of Gamora, was not expecting it to be about a father son relationship. Was expecting the final song to be Jim Croce's I Got A Name or Cat's In The Cradle.

So his mother gave him music on the first movie, his father figure gave him a zune. Will he receive music in the third one from his wife or from groot?

>>82646952
The first playing was just as good once you realize it was about them leaving Rocket behind and him not being sure if he's driven his friends away or not, and at the same time him being unable to process how to tell them he likes them.

>>82647526
doesn't enjoy one of fleetwood mac's best
thats so sad.

>>82647561
The songs were much more plot-appropriate this time around even if the first movie had bigger hits.

>>82647552
DJ Groot will make him a demo tape.

>>82646952

>Mediocre rock song from the 70s suddenly gets world wide acclaim because it was the backing track to a poop joke

I hate normies so fucking much

>>82647552
James Gunn has said the third movie will be this team's last so I expect Star-Lord to pass on some songs to whoever is groomed to take over the franchise afterwards.

I'm also expecting this to close off the current Guardians's run. Sounds pretty fitting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJHmAyoTqY

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>>82647674
since when has Fleetwood Mac been mediocre?

why must you be so hateful anon?

>>82647674
>suddenly gets world wide acclaim
Rumours is one of the top 10 best selling albums of all times

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>>82647526

>>82647582
My personal favorite is Oh Well
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O8RhZDGLEXM

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>>82646952
how does this flick match up to the other marvel pieces of schlock? how does it match up with the first GotG?

how did you think the first GotG matched up with the rest of the mcu?

dont know if i should go see this

>>82647932
It's shit and I liked the first one.

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>>82647932
best of all the 10 or so Marvel flicks so far (sadly)

The Avengers get pretty boring and all the heroes feel pretty same. GotG2 feels actually new and refreshing in comparison, and all the "feels" actually hit home, compared to the supposed "muh feels" of say Civil War.

>that scene of Drax watching the pond
I DIDNT WANT THOSE FEELS

>>82647932

It had a number of really good moments and theres a decent story in there somewhere but the minute to minute cringe jokes really hurt it

>Yondu sends like 100 goons to go catch a talking raccoon and his twig friend
>Rockets not dumb and sets up a ton of traps
>clearly shown incapacitating all of the ravagers and beats up the last remaining two
>hi Yondu :)
>oh and the ravager army is magically fine again now

Aside from being fun what was the point of this scene

>>82647308
>Lazy as fuck and Yondu's 'wisdom' he shares in that scene wasn't even coherent with Quill's arc
I didn't think it was possible to be this retarded.

>>82648338
great refutation

>>82648187
>Displays Rocket's prowness and intelligence as a fighter
>Sets up the conflict between Yondu's faction and Taserface's faction
>It's fun.

>>82646952
>ABSOLUTE CAPEKINO

Nah this is actually good kinotard.

>>82647552
>implying Tony Stark isn't going to hook Peter up with some ipod capable of deep space internet connections to download sweet jams

>>82647526
for you
there'll be no crying

>>82647582
>the chain
>not Dreams

>>82648578
>there'll be no crying
I cried three times with GoTG2
Don't need to said it, I'm a retard, before anyone calls me a shill or something I like both Marvel and DC, except for thor 1, Iron Man 3 and Suicide Squad.

>>82648459
>sets up the conflict between Yondu and Taserface

This arose more from Yondu sparing Rocket, not from the trap scene

>>82648634
He did say one of to be fair. Though pretty much any song on Rumours would be in contention for that. Apart from maybe Oh Daddy, but that might just be personal preference.

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>>82647445
Yeah, cause xbox invented double guns...

>>82648187
He took out maybe 30 Ravagers and they had three times that many. He ran out of traps before he ran out of Ravagers.

>>82648716
Is this amongst Black Hole kino?

>>82648365
Yondu pretty much stated that it doesn't matter that Peter and Ego were blood relatives, Ego was never a father to Peter, which perfectly fit into the theme of Peter's arc of finding a family.

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>>82648664
it was weird movie experience
I haven't cried before in movies, but I don't get why my eyes became wet on a few occasions during GotG2, it was supposed to be a funny movie, not make me feel stuff.
Usually I just kek silently when something "sad" happens, not this time.

>>82648755
Yes, it was, I can't wait to download it, if I wasn't too much of a poorfag I would go to see it again.
www.youtube.com/embed/NXv3m8FWqZo

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>>82648755
The funeral fucked me up 2bh

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>>82648755
>Quill's words in Yondu funeral,.

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>>82649167
>when they start shooting fireworks

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>>82649205
>when the Ravager fleet warps in
>when Stakar gives his respects
>when Kraglin realizes that the entirety of the Ravager fleet is there to pay their respects to Yondu

>>82649256
Redemption arcs where the character dies and everyone mourns always get to me ;_;

>>82646971
>>82647073
>>82647356
>>82647383
>>82647742
>>82648044
>>82648755
>>82649167
>>82649256
Pepe is dead.

>>82649205
>Baby Groot rests on his lap to listen to the song
>Then nests with Gamora to watch the fireworks
>Then sleeps perched on Drax whom he had attacked throughout the movie

That's when it hit me Baby Groot was literally their "son".

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>I CAN STILL HEAR YOU SAYIN

>YOU WOULD NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN

>>82649127
For a moment I though they were going to save them like they did with pete and gamora in gotg, this is my face and feels when the ship never come to get them >>82649167 >>82649127 I come out of the cinema really sad.
That part, the funeral and the goodbye between Yondu and where the parts where I cried, peter dad story, gamora and nebula and rocket and Yandu time in prison was also sad, It really was an excelent movie for me, gotg and gotg2 are the best movies from marvel to me.
Days ago I saw a reply from some faggot saying something that the first movie was shit because groot didn't died and that take the serious part of the movie, fag btfo now.

Also this>>82649256
Worst part is Yondu will never know this.

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>>82649305
what is dead may never
especially if you are dead on the inside

>>82649321
AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW

THEN YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN

>>82648745
Yes, especially the ending.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFv9ZRAqG1s

>>82649309
I saw the family iin other way, more like

Peter and Gamora are Mom and Dad, Rocket is peter Brother, Nebula is Gamora sister.
Drax is Older son of Peter and Gamora, Mantis is new adopted daughter and baby groot is the youngest of the three brothers.
Yondu was Grandpa. and Kraglin was Yondu cousin.

Was the first form of life that EGO found a Loli or just some womanlet ayyy?

I want this in a guardians movie so badly
https://youtu.be/hMc8naeeSS8

Why does EVERY movie now-a-days keep pushing this "family" angle?

>inb4 name 3 kinos with that theme

Guardians 2
Suicide Skwaa
Fast and the Furious

Are the Jews trying to convince us there can be other types of families other than mom and pop?

>>82650100
I'm pretty sure it's in the videogame that just came out, hopefully that doesn't mean anything though

>>82650218
>there can be other types of families other than mom and pop?
But it doesn't really require any convincing because that's true.
At least, for adults it is.
You're not tied down by blood relation when it comes to family, you create your own family.

>>82650218
>>>/pol/
Also Suicide Squad is more of like friendship team of really REALLY BAD GUYS THAT CAN BE GOOD TOOOOOOOOOO!
and Fast and the Furious is Minority shit aimed and it's shit too.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/8guxsR0k_AU

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>Find a girl, settle down
>If you want, you can marry
>Look at me, I am old
>But I'm happy

>>82646952
>caring about a marvel flick which is only popular because it uses redditcore normietrash justin bieber-tier music

>>82650810
shut up faggot
you literally have no friends and are a failure

GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY WITH A PROCYON LOTOR

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>>82650634
>and I know that i have to go away
>and I know
>I have to go

>that mary poppins scene

Why I still Postal dude duel wielding halo plasma pistols whilst wearing an NCR veteran ranger helmet?

>>82650842
Got no people skills but he's good with motors.

>>82650276
Yeah
You get married and have kids
Literally a family

>>82650100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYR1yUa7e_k

i want this or cheap trick

>>82651295
THAT WEIRD THING BY HIS SIDE, AN INFANTILIZED SEQUOIA

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>>82651571

This is still the best movie soundtrack

>>82650100
>>82651571
Now that peter's walkamn is dead and have a new (don't remember what it was) with 300 songs, what do you think they will be?
They will be some "new" song from what time?
When did you think Yondu went to Earth?
Maybe in the late 90's?
And did he just buy it or he stole it? Did he maybe inspired the Blue man group? How he downloaded the songs?
Did he pic it based on his taste or Petes?
Hope most of this shit get answered in Infinity Wars.

>>82651754
*walkman
*there will

>>82651754
The zune wasn't found on earth, pretty sure it was basically garbage. It wouldn't have been there in the 90s anyway, dummy

>>82651788
I said I didn't know what it was, just asumed it was some shit from the 90's.
So it was launched in 2007, also where did he found it?
>pretty sure it was basically garbage
From where?

>>82649309
>Dat ending where the sad, abandoned boy has buried his Father, and realizes he's become a man as he turns the sad Father-Son song into a bonding moment with his son by passing it down to him.

Oh shit, man. That got me.

Also, Drax was hilarious.

>>82653056
Speaking of, that part where Peter confronts Yondu about threatening to eat him, and he says he was just trying to make the kid laugh. That really got to me for some reason, especially when you look back and realize he literally adopted him after he realized Ego was going to kill him, and did his best by him.

Everyone hated him, and he just tried his best to be liked by everybody even though he didn't know how.

>>82651788
>>82651889
The bought it from someone else. They didn't go to Earth.

Yeah it was pretty good. Though they should have ego and star lord fight while the song plays. They keep cutting it off before the good part.

>>82647932
I don't get why people like the first one so much. The 1st act is good then it just ok. I thought this was better, though there were many jokes that didn't land.

>>82653381
>>82647932
Also it looks great.

>>82653301
Still I would love to know how something like a Zune got to space.
Are more things from Earth in space? Are we being visited by space humanoids more than we think, in the MCU obviously?

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>>82646952
That fucking Pacman ruined the whole thing

>>82647582
you forgot your meme arrows, bud

No one gave a shit about the pacman thing in my cinema. No one laughed or anything. The only thing I didn't like about it is that it was making the pacman noise.

>>82653637
In the Thor Ragnarok trailer Karl Urban is dual wielding M4's. That looked like a junk planet, so I guess they just find things.

>>82646952
This movie is for kids.

>"I am Groot"
>"I am NOT boring!"

>>82651571
>>82650100

>Not more ELO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8

>Not some Yes (Would still fit even though they're 70's)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

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> tfw uncle died recently, like second father figure
> entire yondu ending
you're a good guy james gunn

>>82649305

>implying a failed artist to kill a symbol because other people used it in a way he didn't like

>>82653637
>>82653793
Yeah, apparently the planet in Ragnarok (Sakaar) is a "junk planet" where all manner of crap winds up. In the trailer you can see the sky is dotted with wormholes so chances are random shit from across the galaxy is just randomly dropped onto this planet.

I highly doubt they'll outright say that Yondu got the Zune from Sakaar, but it'll probably be decent headcanon.

>>82651647
The two of them walk by, people say "Oh boy-a"

>>82653695
>Peter is told to fight with his heart
>Conjures something which he loved from his childhood

Made sense to me.

>>82650903
I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL!

>>82648716
Love this movie and love the two male leads. Badass soundtrack, too. Lazer, baby!!

>>82654171
he should've formed He-Man, Indiana Jones or Superman

>>82647932
Far better than the first. See it in theaters so the normies laughing will be infectious.

Why don't Marvel movies have extended cuts?

I spotted tons of shit from the trailers that weren't in the movie

>>82648365
Just shut up.

>>82648669
Jeez, dude.

"He may a been your father but I'm ya daddy boy."
>Flashback of him teaching Quill to use a blaster

>>82646952
Normiecore

>>82653957
All the music is 70's you idiot

>>82648755
You have left autism behind. Welcome to a larger world.

>>82654337
Gunn said they only cut one scene and trimmed some others. The amount of deleted footage is apparently of only a couple of minutes.

>>82650810
The world hates you.

>Star-Lord's face when Yondu gives him that last bit of advice
>The Chain starts slowly pumping up

that shit was so damn good. I really dug how even with such a huge cast they managed to cram so much character development in for everyone, too. Probably the only thing I'd say I didn't like was how quickly they revealed Ego's evil side. I mean the movie was already long enough so I get it, but it still felt a little forced to just throw out that he had kids all over the galaxy and killed them all and is planning to absorb a bunch of planets, AND also that he killed Peter's mom just so he wouldn't have any attachments to stop him from going through with all this

>>82654408
>Having genuine fun its normie
Fucking hipsters

>>82650810
>fleetwood fucking mac
>redditcore normietrash justin bieber-tier music

Is this real life?

>>82653381
Like Vin said, the first one is a gift movie. If whoever you gift it to doesn't like it, thats is THEIR problem.

>>82653695
The sweet sound of autism.

>>82654047
Bless you.

>>82654287
Go write your own shit and then pay the licensing fee.

>>82654288
>See it in theaters so the normies laughing will be infectious.
>wanting to be around idiots laughing at poop jokes and Drax doing a forced laugh for the 7th time

>>82654337
Marvel doesnt start filming until they have a script. Very different approach from WB. Just look at BvS or King Arthur.

>>82654400
That one got me. And Rocket and Peter flying together. Mixed in with stuff from the 1st movie. Shit, James.

>>82654885
That flying scene is one of the few where Rocket is genuinely happy and yet not hurting people to get that way. What a broken little thing he is.

>>82654586
That stuff worked for me because I think the audience immediately knows what Ego is saying when they start talking progeny. Also, Peter doesnt trust him, but is seduced by him like Mantis warned everyone about. Huge payoff when Peter just starts blasting him. Brave choice.

>>82648338
>"Don't use your brain, use your heart" is deep, philosophical wisdom
you are fucking retarded

>>82654973
Nobody said it is deep philosophical wisdom, Snyder

>>82654430
>crying at a cliched action flick for manchildren means you AREN'T autistic
my sweet summer child

>>82654973
Life is simple. Go live and then come back and bitch about what makes all living things connected.

>>82655012
then why are you defending it? it was lazy, cliched writing. you can admit that line is bad and still enjoy the rest of the film

>>82655017
Autism is not being able to connect to the world in a social way. So it's clear that it is YOU that are disconnected. 9/10 negative things you read here are just trolling you. Those people are not your friends.

>>82655053
>if it's not deep philosophical metaphysics it's shit
>if it's cliche it's shit

>>82655053
Yeah, everybody, come on, just tell us ONE thing you hate about Trump, yeah, go ahead.

>>82655124
Just let him watch a camrip of King Arthur and come tell us how great it was and how we don't understand kino.

>>82654400
Yeah that flashback hit me pretty good.

>by the way I gave your mom brain cancer kek

That was a good "kill this fucking bastard" moment for me.

>>82647308
>Lol, if they hadn't built up an arc for it to work, it would have never worked
>Lazy writing, smdh

>>82646952
I wish I was still 14

>>82653793
>>82654097
Ah, that's nice, thanks.

>>82650100
Wait wtf wasn't this in the first one? I remember this song.

>>82653695
>Scene where he is fighting for who is going to fly the milano throught the "ASTEROIDS" gam- I mean field changing from player one to player tw- I mean ship controls.
You fucking idiot! It was 80 game oriented also, the only THING HE LEARNED TO MAKE was a spheric form (A BALL) to play (in that moment) with his father , that is a really simple thing to do and more if you are in a battle and you have never done anything else.
Also this >>82654171
AND you are an autist.

>>82654762
the feels were real

>>82647421
Fast and Furious: Galactic Drift?

>>82655773
I'm just saying the joke fell flat

>>82647331
>Saying the baseline is the highlight is pleb tier.
You're wrong and I hate you.

>>82655886
>joke

>>82647932
>how does this flick match up to the other marvel pieces of schlock?
It's fun and lighthearted without being cheesy or overdone (except for the beginning, that was annoying)
>how does it match up with the first GotG?
Better in all aspects IMO, each character has meaningful arcs
>how did you think the first GotG matched up with the rest of the mcu?
Under Winter Soldier but better than average

You should see it for Action/Visuals alone

>>82654586
>>Star-Lord's face when Yondu gives him that last bit of advice
What was it again? I was crying so I missed a little something in the end.

>>82656026
"I don't use my brain [for the arrow] I use my h-" and he's cut off but the implication is straightforward.

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>>82649305

>>82656127
Yes I remember that, I thought you were talking about the last words he tells peter when they are in space.

>>82656235
So Ben Garrison throws a fucking shitfit for years because people edited his work and turned it into Nazi propaganda, then mocks someone else who is upset that their work was edited so much by by the same group that the ADL has included it as a hate symbol.

>>82656335
/pol/ mind broke him.

>>82656335
no you have it backwards, Ben was one of the worst neo nazis in history and for years the ADL tried to kill his image by shopping his horrible anti semitic nazi drawings

>>82656335
if you can't beat em, might as well join em

>>82654287
>Indiana Jones
That would've made too much sense. Not quirky enough.

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>>82646952
>Father and Son starts playing
>I start crying and wish my dad didn't die when I was 15 and desperately needed him to teach me how to be a man

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>>82656823
If he didn't teach you by the time you were 15 he he probably never had any plans to

>>82649305
Some of those are apu shitlord

>>82656823
>actually cried in a capeshit movie
Jesus

>>82656902
Well he just told you he never became a man.

>>82656823
Consider yourself lucky that your Dad even liked you and didn't want you gone.

>>82650218
Forgot Lego Batman and Spaced.

https://youtu.be/QULBg1jMcJY

the intro with baby groot dancing to mr blue sky was way too long. I really like the song but baby groot isn't good or anything, it's just shitty CGI in your face for three minutes straight

>>82656862
>a father can teach a son how to be a man before he goes through the changes that make him a man

Fatherless nigger detected.

>>82656902
Goddamn man, you are so cool. Like, incredibly cool. Do you sign stuff?

>>82655764
This makes me feel great. It fits so well it seems like it should have been in the series already

>>82657346
You're the fatherless nigger you sad sack of shit. Did he die of AIDS?

>>82647363
I thought I was the only one who noticed

>>82654801
is that a compliment or an insult?

>>82657484
Sounds like you're a bit upset my friend

>>82657285
I kinda liked the chaotic action in the background while the song was going and the little dude was dancing around. It did go on for too long though.

I'm surprised there are so many people talking about feels from this. I watched it with my estranged dad that I'm getting to know again and all these moments were either too obvious or fell flat. I didn't see the first one though, so I didn't have any connection with the characters. Either that or the constant lame jokes killed it.

I didn't really like the first GotG. Will I like the second?

Is there a rip yet?

>>82658339
I know someone personally who didn't really like the first one very much but absolutely loved the second, so it's happened

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>>82646952
Do you think Peter can still listen to Brandy, considering how his dad sorta tainted the nature of the song?

>>82647363
>>82657527
see >>82648716
This fag >>82647445 was already told.

This movie was fucking awful. People think the Star Wars prequels were too busy and relied too heavily on green screen and cgi, and this was much worse. I honestly don't believe more than 20% of this movie was physical matter.

>I have famously huge turds

>people will defend this shit

>>82658381
Not him but what did they like about the second movie?
For the record I liked the first one but it's really not the best in the MCU, that's still Winter Soldier. It was mid-tier in my book.

>>82658710
How did it compare to the Hobbit trilogy? It can't possibly be worse than Legolas_walking_on_crumbling_bridge.webm

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>tfw Mantis puts her hand on Drax as he talks about his daughter and she bursts into tears

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>Yondu flying
>I'm Marry Poppins y'all!
Okay, you got me.

>>82659339
I hear this movie sets him and Mantis up as a couple. How could that be when he hasn't even avenged his family yet?

>>82658339
It's very difference.

IMO the first one is 7/10 while this one is 8 and half of my friend are with me while the other half is the opposite.

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>>82659473
They're just good friends.

>>82658762
Civil War > Winter Soldier > Avengers > Iron Man > GOTG

My top 5 desu

>>82659473
but Ronan is dead and he can't do shit against thanos

>>82659551
Similar to mine but I guess I prefer some sequels

Civil War > Winter Soldier > Iron Man > GotG2
> AoU

>>82650903

>Pratt's delivery completely selling the "I should correct him but I'm going to let him have this one" tone

He's a meme actor, but a good one in his element

>>82659529
This, but I saw them more like an older brother and her little sister.

>>82659551
Only listing from what you choose.

GOTG > Avengers > Iron Man = Winter Soldier >>>>>>> Civil War

>>82648569
>implying Rocket won't metaphorically and literally shit all over Stark Tech as the garbage it is compared to the inventions that rocket half asses in his spare time on a whim cobbled together from borrowed pieces of the Milano.

>>82650810
Your daddy was right to beat you.

>>82659862
>He's a meme actor, but a good one in his element
I loved his smile and the "yes mary poppins was a cool guy" (or something like that)
NO HOMO.

>>82660051
I would love to see this, even more I would love to see tony's expresions and hear what he has to say.

>>82659551
GotG > IM > WS > Civil War > Avengers

>>82659551
Civil War and Winter Soldier are stale artless garbage. They're an insult to filmmaking

>>82654843
That's not true friendo, Iron Man didn't have a script.

>>82660329
Someone get this Taserface out of here

>>82646952
Canadafag here. I watched this today. Pretty good but there was almost nobody there what gives? I expected it to be packed.

>>82649305
LONG LIVE PEPE

>>82646952
I watched this with my dad. Pretty feelsy to be honest. I just wish he didn't keep praising Ego.

>>82660611
Are theaters typically packed on thursdays?

>>82646952
I've been waiting for them to release that Jimmy Urine song playing when Yondu is in the club.

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>>82646952
Did anyone else have this movie completely ruined for them by 90% of the humor being cringey reddit trash?

I'm not even someone that posts about how every marvel movie is capeshit here, I try to enjoy things as much as possible, I even really liked the first one a lot, but watching this movie was just suffering to me

Groot dance should've been 15 seconds long.
The movie also doesn't need so many jokes, they actually have characters that are fun to watch interact.

>>82660741
Almost! The first one was not too good inthe humor department after a second veiwing, but I really thought Drax's comedic timing was great in this. Besides that, the comedy is pretty awful, save some one off gags. The fucking Rocket Racoon is the least funniest thing in the world, and ruins any scene where he tells a joke, jesus christ. Drax and retard snail>Peter>power gap>everyone else <= official comedy ranking

>>82660867
pls don't be rude her name is mantis.

Drax was the best part of this movie.

Drax > Xandu > Rocket > Nebula > everybody else

Gamora and Peter and Ego and every other normie faggot can go fuck themselves.

>>82660925
>Rocket > Nebula > everybody else
make it Drax > Xandu > quil > everybody else and we have a deal

>>82647445
Halo fucking sucks you Pleb.

>>82660925
Xandu was the one redeeming thing in this movie, Drax was over-utilized in bad ways

>>82660918
she's ugly, she says so her self
she's stupid, she says so her self

>>82647674
Good grief, I thought everyone has heard the chain at least once in their lifetime. They play it everyday on the radio.

>>82647932
I liked it better then the first, fun moments, some feels and it looks beautiful, the colors are very rich compared to your average capeshit

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>Mr Blue Sky starts playing

>>82650394
Kikes belong on >>>/r/eddit

>>82647445
that is a bird looking at its reflection. nice try spartan scum

Anyone know who where those two ayyys fighting on a planet when Yondu and Rocket started jumping trought the space?

>>82657717
Depends on what you do with your life.

>>82658802
Never saw the Hobbit trilogy.

>>82658339
First is weaker than the second, 2 was amazing and on par with Winter Soldier and Iron Man 1 as best marvel movies imo

>>82654704
That doesn't make any sense

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>every movie screening here in Poland starts with out national anthem
>the guardians of the galaxy volume 2 starts with a remix of our national anthem
>its a fucking 70s disco remix
>mfw the theater goes apeshit
>muh precious anthem
>mfw it's a nationwide scandal
>a dumb movie for children cause our president's direct intervention
What a time to be alive

>>82661319
Watchers

>>82661273
First of all
I hate kikes, I hate racemixing, I hate multiculturalism, I hate SJW and other shit like that but I discuss them on >>>/pol/ you stupid nigger. You fags are all the time talking about this shit but don't put it on practice.

Multiculturalism = Crossboarding
Yeah, instead of protect your board maners and traditions you mix them.
NOW GET BACK TO >>>/pol/ you cancer. Also I never went to reddit only underages like you do.

>>82661382
For the love of God, post the song. There's nothing I want to listen to more

>>82660390
It had a story. And a script. Improvising doesnt make the script magically disappear. DC movies have none of these 3 elements.

>>82661391
No, not the watchers with stan lee, I know them and recognised it when they showed us, the others two (I think they were between blue pink and purple the colours, very /fit/ between Drax and a Hulk) FIGHTING on a desert planet.
The watchers where three.

>>82657285
I was starting to regret watching the movie when that shit happened.

>>82661473
One was on the ground, about to be killed. I think one had a sword

>>82660797
That is strange because in real life people love to make each other laugh. So who or what the fuck are you?

>>82661496
Don't remember too much, it was way 2fast4me.

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>>82655035
Literally "just turn off your brain, bro"

>>82661376
Vin Diesel has said in interviews that GotG is a gift movie. See, when you have friends, or more often than not, a significant other, you can buy them gifts. If its someone really special (don't be ashamed if it's never happened to you) you might play a song for them or even a movie for them that really means something to you. Ah, who am I kidding, you are a fuckin loser.

>ctrl f hela
>0 of 0

>>82650218
>keep pushing this "family" angle?
so that blacks and latinos will watch them

>>82661382
>>every movie screening here in Poland starts with out national anthem

Bullshit anonimie.

>>82661595
Keith Richards once said that the first song ever written was one from Adam to Eve. Since then every songwriter has rewritten this song in their own way.

>>82659862

You gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.

>>82646952
>watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>not getting executed by a firing squad as you leave the theater
Bullshit

>>82656001
>Better in all aspects IMO, each character has meaningful arcs
I'm not surprised that /tv/ has such shit opinions.

>>82648755
>>82649127
>Funeral begins
>Sad and somber moment
>Batista quips
>Fucking guy in front of me howls with laughter and kills the entire mood of the scene instantly
I fucking swear, people will laugh at any joke just because it's Marvel.

Imagine if a film you like is so shit the only thing you can discuss about it is needle drops.

>>82661473
>>82661496
It's Sakaar. Planet from Thor: Ragnarok
https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/5/8/15548910/guardians-2-thor-ragnarok-easter-egg

>>82662077
Imagine being such a bitter faggot that you have to cherry pick OPs to criticize something you didn't even see on a Cambodian puppetry zine.

>>82662369
Yes, I though this but I didn't see any arena or coliseum like thing. We will have to wait till Tr.

>>82660703
On second viewing, I think Yondu was there because he was trying to "run into" Starhawk seemingly by chance.

Young Kurt Russel was looking good

>>82662634
Yeah Yondu seemed really pensive and didn't seem to be enjoying himself despite having just fucked a robot whore.

>>82655308

I was really awed by how they managed to play the shocking twists like it's all part of the comedy while still being emotionally impactful at the same time.

>I KNOW it sounds bad!

>>82662925
That moment was so satisfying to watch. Literally not two seconds after telling Peter he killed his mom quill just lights his ass up.

>>82648187
>Rocket-centric scene
>doesn't play the song "Rocket man"

Fucking dropped

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>>82659529
>It is beautiful...and so are you
>on the inside

>>82661511
I don't feel the need to make a joke every minute. Not saying they shouldn't do anything funny.

Let's get this one closer to the bump limit because it's so terrible.

>>82647347
It gets smashed and the pieces remain on a collapsing planet in the end.

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>>82662768
>that hair

>>82662925
I liked how Quill didn't even hesitate or go into histrionics about it, nigga just went straight for the guns.

Damn I was avoiding GotG2 because it seemed like it was just gonna meme my shit up but I'm a huge Fleetwood Mac fan. I might be a big enough faggot to see it just to see how well Gunn integrates the Chain.

Is the movie as self-indulgent as you'd expect? The first one came across somewhat snarky and fresh in a sea of capeshit but I feel like you can't go back into the well and do more lmao dance off ending and "we don't take anything seriously here's some 80s music."

>>82660643
*cringe*

>>82647582
>fleetwood macs best
nah

THERE WAS EVEN CRICHTON USING HIS FAKE PEACEKEEPER ACCENT

This movie was fucking great. You fuckers lied to me.

>>82646952
Does anyone else get tired of

>serious moment
>joke
>serious moment
>joke

In movies these days? It's like they don't trust their audience to handle life.

>>82664622
Its way more serious than the first one.

So its still full of quips, but its not entirely quips.

>>82664749
You're multiplying by zero though.

How many times does a serious moment go by without a joke at the end to soften the blow?

I haven't seen the movie yet. What are the arcs that each character goes through? How does it change them?

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>when kurt "suave" russell breaks the walkman

>>82664745

More like, they're aware how terribly corny and cliche those serious moments are. You can't avoid having them, but the jokes help break the ice, like it's okay to cringe.

>>82664749

That's good to here. As soon as I saw the trailer I lost interest completely. Baby Groot + Drax's sperg out just killed my interest. Marvel needs to work on finding a good balance but with how successful Guardians was I had a feeling they'd just write Gunn a blank check and say "do more memes"

>>82664810
Oh so the movie makers are afraid of the material and that constant winking is to let normies know they haven't gone to see a movie that will present anything new to them?

How interesting.

>Galactus was a cloud
>Ego has a body

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Better question why do they keep cutting of The Chain, when it's getting good?

>>82664832
You can try freshen things up, or you can be a tryhard like everybody else, pick your poison.

>>82648187
Unless the exact people whose asses Rocket kicked were alongside Yondu, I'm pretty sure it was just another wave of them after he finished off the first one. My only question was why as soon as he scurried in front of them of them did the Ravagers all just start fucking shooting when it didn't even seem like they even had clear indication it was Rocket

>>82664787
>What are the arcs that each character goes through?
Quill and Yondu go through an incompetently handled daddy issues arc, though it has a nice payoff in the only scene in the film that makes you feel something else than "haha he said skeletor".
Gamorra and Nebula go through a sisterly love arc that might have been good if anything hinted at it in the first film or in the first half of the second film.
Rocket goes through a shallow "don't be such a dick" arc that consists of every character telling him he's a dick at least once.
Drax, Groot and Mantis are just there for humor and plot advancement.

Sprinkle all of that with saturday morning breakfast cartoon-tier exposition, like
>I feel bad because I didn't have a dad
>I hate my sister and I want to kill her
>Look at me I'm a dick
written in just so that even a brain damaged vegetable would understand the shallow character arcs.

Though the movie had a few subtle moments where you actually had to pay attention to get what happened, like why Mantis turned sides after reading Drax's emotions.

as someone who missed the intro scene of the first movie how will i find the second?

>>82665036

Vegetables don't have brains you dumb fuck.

>>82665036
>Drax, Groot and Mantis are just there for humor and plot advancement.

Drax and Mantis end up gravitating towards each other because they're both socially weird

>>82657285
I has a higher expectation for that song's use in the movie, so that was already a low blow to me right out of the gate in the theater. I suppose if the dance was shorter it could've been tolerable, but forcing the "Drax looking at a frozen Groot" joke again was just that extra ounce of fucking stupid to the opening.

>>82646952
is that a screenshot of a rip? looks decent for a recently released movie for a rip

>>82647240
probably couldnt afford it

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>>82647073
>watching GOTG 2
>Mr Blue Sky starts playing

>>82663178
>using a song just because it has the character's name in it
t. Suicide Squad editor

>>82665036

Wow this is character driven in 2017?

Nobody alive has the attention span for a movie like seven samurai.

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I don't know much about the Guardians in the comics, but I'm pretty keen to see what they do with these guys in the third one. That magic alien dude especially looks dope.

>>82656867
True finnish memes for true autists

>>82650810
Mediocre.

>>82647235
>still has eyelashes after intense chemo

>>82665664
> Ayesha created Adam Warlock to kill the Guardians.
> Warlock instead joins the Guardians.
> Guardians fuck up the The Sovereign.

There's your GoTG3 script.

>>82664741
>THERE WAS EVEN CRICHTON USING HIS FAKE PEACEKEEPER ACCENT
Whoah whoah whoah, explain please.

>>82654586

Gammorah and Nebulas plot was shit
Drax barely did anything except comic relief
Pratt basically phoned in his prefromance since he was only in the movie for about 20 minutes

The only ones who got development were Rocket and Yondou

>>82667329
>Implying Adam Warlock won't join up with the Guardians in Avengers 4 before he appears in GotG3
He's only supposed to not appear in Infinity War, Avengers 4 is fair game.

>>82656127
>>82654586
I hated that they repeated that. Scene would be way better with Quill just looking at Yondu, with the implication that he remembered his words from earlier in the film. The way they did it, it felt like spoonfeeding.

>>82667329
>Guardians fuck up the The Sovereign
Their thing is being stuck-up and comically incompetent. How are they a good antagonist?

>>82667438
>Drax barely did anything except comic relief
He singlehandedly vanquished an interdimensional beast.

>>82665664
i read from annihilation wave to annihilators, the ravagers weren't a thing as far as i remember, don't know what the gotg have been up to as of late tho. will probably tie in for the universe vs thanos fight

>>82667487
>How are they a good antagonist?

They aren't.

>>82660643

this pepe/kek shit is fucking cringy as hell, stop.

>>82667455
is this confirmed? Adam basically lead the fight against Thanos. I figured the gotg would come to earth warning the broken avengers of the threat then everyone would team up

>>82667547
Well then they probably won't be featured as the major antagonist of GotG 3.

>>82646952
How can this faggot, who is essentially human,, survive in space with nothing but a gas mask on?

>>82667579
He can't. He's always either in a space ship, on a planet, in a pod, or using some protective suit.

>>82667630
Dude, he was leterally outside of a spaceship multiple times in the first one with nothing but his mask on and he never suffered explosive decompression, like that time when he gave that green chick oxygen. Space is not like underwater.

>>82667290
you don't lose all your hair, people usually shave it rather than have hair loss

It's unrealistic that she has healthy looking skin and eyes especially moments before her death.

>>82667668
He WAS dying before Yondu and gang saved him. Plus, I'm not sure if he and the green chick were totally outside of the atmosphere of Knowhere.

>>82667668
>>82667630

He's a half god.

>>82659473
The line where he says you know someone really loves you when your ugly on the outside.
Coupled with this
>>82664330
Could foreshadow a relationship, probably after they kill Thanos.

>>82667579
>who is essentially human
it's like you didn't watch the first movie until the end or the second movie at all

>>82646971
Anon, I don't know if you're being retarded on purpose but the song is called The Chain

>>82667840
how new are you?

>>82667668

You don't explode when you go into space unprotected. Either you freeze or your blood boils.

>>82665239
>forcing the "Drax looking at a frozen Groot" joke again was just that extra ounce of fucking stupid to the opening
it was way way too long, I mean seriously he was standing still for like 10 seconds or something, I don't wanna be edgy or anything but I don't understand how this is supposed to be funny