Fargo

>>82640854
Ghost. She died in Hollywood.

>>82640867
photocell door didn't worked for her even the before hollywood visit

>>82640854
Random agent of Chaos. She will be the lone survivor of a police raid against Vargas because some sensor won't detect her.

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>look online
>no pictures of sy in front of his hummer pointing at Ray

someone help

>>82641575
make your own

So does the alien stuff from last season tie in at all to this season? With the scifi I mean. I can't tell if it's just style.

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>>82641575
have a nice day mate

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>>82642246
thanks lad that's exactly what i was looking for

>>82642147
the alien stuff is just in there because it was in the Man Who Wasn't There. It's just a coen brothers reference you pleb

I thought it was neat that Billy Bob was the narrator for the episode, but then they show Malvo laying on the ground, talking. What does it mean?

>>82642441
So it's a masturbatory gimmick. thanks tripfag

>>82642507
what? When did this happen? I didn't realize he was the narrator-shouldnt his character be dead?

>>82642507
>show malvo laying on the ground, talking

huh? did i miss something?

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>>82642246
Those two belong together.

>>82642789
>>82642684
Around 44:00 boys, check it.
And yeah, he should be dead so that's why I don't understand why they did it.

>>82642789
That was Vargas.

>>82642246
>>82641575
>>82642819
am i the only one that finds this character funny? the way he talks and the way he looks ...

>>82642916
Not like he's supposed to be a comic relief or anything.

>>82642916
Just you.

>>82642889
thats not Malvo... Its Varga.

>>82640854
she is the android witnessing the destruction of mankind aka everyone is gonna die but her

>>82642894
>>82643247
In his defense, both Malvo and Varga are portrayed as wolves.

>>82643852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwL5Q02uwDE
you mean they can't come up with an original character?

>>82642591
you're quite welcome. I recommend Man Who Wasn't There too.
It has Billy Bob and is a 10/10

>>82643385
> i can help ;_;

>>82643927
But Varga is a different character. Just because they're both wolves doesn't mean their motivations are the same. Malvo wanted to cause chaos and flaunt the rules of society, Varga wants to use the rules of society to control people. Their motivations are actually rather at odds.

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>>82642916
Well, uhh... to agree with you there, that means I'd have to state some form of admittance. Sorry but I can't do that anon, uhh... Id like to maintain my deniability... the plausible kind.

She's a ayylium anderoid

She's definitely a worse cop than molly and Lou. She only catches breaks on the case through luck.

>>82644410
i dont think anyone is going to be better than Lou. Molly maybe was a better detective but Lou was just too based in terms of the power, bravery, and overall belief in being a good man he exuded. I think Gloria is somewhere between molly and lou in both cases. She's a worse detective than molly but braver than she was. Molly was also kind of a pussy whereas gloria has told the chief to fuck off several times now

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>>82643927
jesus christ the o'tism

>>82643927
good bait

Let me tell you what I saw in Fallujah.

>>82643927
your videos would be cringe if they weren't so fucking boring

>MEW's used tampon
>policewoman cramming toilet paper up her snatch

What the hell is this season

>>82644605
da old 'tism right haha I know what you mean there haha

>>82642246
>>82642819
this was my favorite part of the episode

>>82644680
I'll take it as a slight compliment

>>82642246
Why does this look to artificial?

>>82644725
Varga runs an illegal tampon business

>>82644892
There are no tire tracks in the snow.

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>>82643927
fuck off

>>82646395
>sam.jpg
do you think I look like sam hyde too?
It's more convincing when I have a beard

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>that season 1 opening after the instruments

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>>82646693
pervert

>>82646734
eh still not enough of a beard in that one.
I can give you one with a full beard, if I'm lucky senpai hyde might notice me

>>82646824
>Favorite director:
Nicolas Winding Refn/Lars Von Trier
l o l

>>82645389
>implying he didn't wait out there for four hours just to do that.
Do you even Sy?

>>82646700
This season was missing that piece

>>82646936
the criterion website only lets you type so many names

This autist getting so rekt

>>82647100
there's 30 autists here, you have to be more specific

>>82647117
ray is one of us

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>>82647141
this one

>>82647158
bbys

>>82646395
>>82646734
>that hairline
J U S T
U
S
T

>>82647203
she needs to wear more outfits like that on this show

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anons, I propose we come together and make some damn verticles for this season. this show needs OC. along the lines of pic related

>>82647165
to be fair I was in high school when I wrote that.
and who says I don't like silence? I gave it a passing grade
and it's not andrew or sam

>>82647020
Yeah I didn't expect to hear it.

Glad they included it this early on and not at the very end.

>>82647158
>ywn see these two characters 69
why live

>>82642246
I almost died when he couldn't open the door

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>>82642246
....

>>82647245
>>
Shame about the weather tho

>>82647268
Based Bear is the hammer of justice, the true Thot Patrol taking care of the coalburners.

>>82647158
>Lawful Good to Chaotic Evil: You're a big gal
BRAVO HAWLEY

/r/ing MEW with a mask

>>82647440
I was waiting for this.

>>82647203
She looked a lot older in this scene, was it the lighting or the makeup?

This season is very husbando-lite

Last season we got
>Patrick Wilson
>Angus Sampson
>Jeffrey Donovan
>Bruce Campbell
And a few others.

This year we get
>Wig/contact lenses wearing Ewan McGregor
>bald/fat Ewan McGregor
>Michael Stuhlbarg
>David Thewlis looking even grosser than he did in Dragonheart

How am I supposed to fap to this

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I wanna put a baby in her.

>>82642246
god he's fucking perfect. his character and the fucking hummer on top of it with the mustache is just too much to handle

and then his goddamn expression on top of it. stuhlbarg is a god

>>82647774
she is so dead

So if girls don't have tampons they just shove like tons of toilet paper up there and thats it?

>>82648427
I dont think "up there" I think she just shoved it in her panties like a makeshift pad
also thats like the third mention of menstruation this season what the fuck is up with that

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>>82647692
fap to the teddy bear sized asian you degenerate

>>82648509
>third mention of menstruation this season
where/when were the others?

>>82648546
Mac asked coon if she was on the rag and MEW's tampon

>>82641575
Sy is absolute comedy gold in this

I'm surprised by how funny this season has been compared to season 2.

New cop lady is nice

>>82644725
>What the hell is this season

A pleb filter

>>82649541
A lot of the last 2 seasons was pleb filter as well. What does Hawley mean by this?

>>82647774
What's with Fargo and weirdly cute females?

What the fuck is wrong with vargas teeth

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it hurts anons...

>>82650191
Bulimia.

>>82650223
her shirts that episode were great

>>82647595
>MEW
>evil

So Varga is /pol/ and wants to hide from the refugees that are coming for his shekels?

>>82640854
she's invisible to technology
varga will never see her coming

>>82643385
so like accord? she gonna cop some tit while she's at it?

>>82650559
this. the no facebook thing made it obvious

>>82640854
>spoiling us the ending with the Peter and the Wolf reference
What did Hawley mean by this?

>>82650315
does he throw up food as a way of keeping himself looking sickly like he does with wearing cheap suits?
Like its part of his 'invisibility' as he calls it

>>82650559
>>82650894
how did I not catch this

>3 minutes into the episode
>already forgot everyones roles and instruments

i want to not be being an brainlet. how happen?

god, Peter and the Wolf is some gooooood shit

>>82651478
stop binging and pruging

>>82651478
the one i downloaded had captions so it would say (oboe playing) during rays scenes for example and i wouldnt have noticed the music otherwise

>>82651478
Do you seriously not takes while you watch kino?

>>82651758
ontes?

>>82647158
MEW is a big gal


>>82650421
well she didn't hesitated to disarm the guy by showing her ass and kill him with the cooler, and to brake in to his brother-in-law. And we don't even know why she was in prison.

>>82647595
>>82651897
>big gal
UUUU

also
>cat
>MEW
BRAVISSIMO NOAH

>>82650894
>not the photocell door in ep01
>not the mobile phone
>not that she threw out the computers

>>82651133
I interpreted it as a metaphor for him swallowing everything up even though he doesn't need it for survival or pleasure.
Though your angle of consuming everything without it being visible to the outside world is plausible too.

Until this thread, I thought they were saying Fargo every time they said Varga. What does this show have to do with Fargo?

>>82653206
Season I mean.

>>82653242
see>>82643927

>>82653242
It's near Fargo I think. They all have funny accents.

>>82651133
>So, the eating situation with V.M. Varga — is it bulimia, or another medical condition?

The idea is bulimia in his life. He’s a man who is so ultimately in control of seemingly everything, and it’s therefore an expression of the one part of his existence that he’s not in control of, something that at times he loses control of… vulnerability. It’s not something I knew about when I first took the role. I’d only just read the [first] three episodes when I took the role. [Series creator Noah Hawley] called me and discussed this idea for Episode 4, and it explained something about the teeth as well. That was the idea from the beginning — that it could cause some of the tooth decay was part of it. It was always something we’d planned.

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/fargo-postmortem-david-thewlis-explains-vargas-eating-issue-031308353.html

She's boring is what she is. Doesn't have nearly the charm the other lady cops of the franchise have. Even Lopez is far more appealing in her brief introduction.

It's probably some matter of her not using computers or facebook and doing things the old way, so technology doesn't register with her, meaning Vargas magically won't be able to detect her on audio or video.

>>82654029
i like her more than Molly desu. and she's extremely similar to Marge

>>82654250
I don't know, she just comes off as less competent yet more cocky. Maybe it's the whole "I want to stay chief of my two man police force when I don't even know how to use a computer" thing. Even in Hollywood she basically got nowhere.

>im Emmet's agent give me a $25 million loan pls
>no problem

Why does he have the worst fucking banker

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>>82654333
i didn't get that feeling at all. She doesn't seem cocky to me, and she doesn't even seem like she wants to stay chief. In fact I think she's perfectly fine with passing the torch and things being changed, but she wants to close this case correctly first.

She followed a plausible lead in hollywood, and even though it didn't bear any fruit in the investigation, she still uncovered a bunch of stuff. It's not like she went there and found nothing and just sat on her thumbs till she came back.

>>82654373
>Emmit's agent
he thought it was Emmit himself

>>82654411
>he thought it was Emmit himself

Im talking about Vargas. He said he told the banker he was Emmit's agent to get the loan.

>>82654411
She very obviously wants to stay chief and is resistant to change. She was going to send her files through Telex for fuck's sake. Feels like the characters around her are even worse just to justify her character, like the sleazy L.A. cop looking for pussy, or the new hardnosed ex-military chief all but telling her to fall in line.

>>82654584
the LA cop was more of a charicature than a character, his role was just to show how different cops in LA are from cops in Minnesota in order to show how far removed Minnesota is from the rest of modern society, and by extension how removed Gloria is. Also ties in with how technologically handicapped she is

again, i dont see where youre seeing that she "very obviously" wants to stay chief. She hasn't been bitchy or hard to deal with about turning over power or upgrading the technology of the station (when she was talking about Telex all she said was she prefers to use it over computers, not that they were going to keep using Telex because fuck computers).

The only thing she's been difficult with the chief about is this one single case, because she feels like there's more to it. And she's of course correct

>>82654773
She says she's the former chief and then corrects herself that she still is. She tells her fellow officer to quit calling her "old chief" in favor of "chief." When Ray says they always find a way to screw you, she responds, "They try." And she went and stayed in L.A. in defiance of the actual chief, then told him somewhat bitchily that she was gonna give it a few more days to see how it pans out. Of course she's right about her hunch, but it's still a personal case she's pursuing as much out of her curiosity about her sort of stepfather due to her relationship with her son, as it is a murder with an underlying case beneath it.

We can disagree about liking her personality, but she clearly still considers herself a chief, or wants to.

>>82642246
Is Sy the hero we deserve?

>>82647158
AND HELLO TO OUR VIEWERS AT HOME!

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>It's a Bad Astronaut episode

>>82653895
>>82651133
>>82652854
Yeah, okay, but why did his pancake scene mirror Mr. Tripoli's buffet exactly up until the purging?

>>82654250
>i like her more than Molly desu
same senpai
>>82654333
How is she cocky? Also she found a lot in Hollywood, considering it was a false lead.

>>82655178
She doesn't, she's just confused. She tells the guy to stop calling her chief. It's like when it's been only a few days since you had your birthday and someone asks you how old you are and you reply your old age and then have to correct yourself.

>>82644288
Underrated dubs.

His use of legal jargon would make a meme on par with vinceposting, sadly im too retarded to make some.

>>82644288
is he gay? seems like he has a crush on Stussy too

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i miss Lou bros

>>82656068
i miss when this show was actually good

this season has been a complete let down so far. ewan fucking sucks at these roles

>MEW=cat
pottery

>>82650939
>>82656236

>Peter's grandfather scolds Peter for being outside in the meadow alone ("Suppose a wolf came out of the forest?"), and, when Peter defies him, saying: "Boys like me are not afraid of wolves", his grandfather takes him back into the house and locks the gate. Soon afterwards "a big, grey wolf" does indeed come out of the forest. The cat quickly climbs into a tree, but the duck, who has jumped out of the pond, is chased, overtaken, and swallowed by the wolf.

>Peter fetches a rope and climbs over the garden wall into the tree. He asks the bird to fly around the wolf's head to distract it, while he lowers a noose and catches the wolf by its tail. The wolf struggles to get free, but Peter ties the rope to the tree and the noose only gets tighter.

>Some hunters, who have been tracking the wolf, come out of the forest ready to shoot, but Peter gets them to help him take the wolf to a zoo in a victory parade (the piece was first performed for an audience of Young Pioneers during May Day celebrations) that includes himself, the bird, the hunters leading the wolf, the cat, and grumpy grumbling Grandfather ("What if Peter hadn't caught the wolf? What then?")

>In the story's ending, the listener is told: "If you listen very carefully, you'll hear the duck quacking inside the wolf's belly, because the wolf in his hurry had swallowed her alive."

So Varga kills Ray and Gloria gets Emmett and the henchmen to turn on Varga? MEW gets away scot-free?

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>>82655619
>it's a reddit episode

>>82642246
>>82642246
the best part of that scene was him continuing to point through the window.

>>82656068
lou was elite

>>82652854
He knows that when they will come after the 1% they will go after the fat ones first.

>be a cat
>bet named MEW

BRAVO
R
A
V
O

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Thewlis tapping into some Naked era with this conspiracy talk

This serious is super good, but still I don't think it will top S02.

I also agree with anons saying that Ewan is the weakest link of this season.

>>82657233
the ride doesn't end there >>82655881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mxthjw5Lc

>>82655619
shiiitttttt

Can someone explain how this relates in ANY way to the film or to the previous two seasons?

Despite this being "season 3" this feels standalone?

>>82657628
it doesnt so far

>>82657628
Plucky small town sheriff doggedly pursues vicious criminals.

>>82657628
accents

>>82657628
It was never supposed to be a direct sequel, it's all about the thematics

Fargo is:
>a wholesome white Minnesotan cop
>a loser who gets into criminal misunderstandings
>culture clash between the degenerate modern world and small-town family values

The only "continuity" is that the mob is always based in Fargo

>>82656340
Okay I do not understand this as a fable at all. What's the moral? Do what you want as long as it works out?

Don't be the duck? The duck didn't do anything wrong really

>>82657687
>>82657702
>>82657707
>>82657711

Thanks boys. I guess I expected more since Season 1 directly used the cash from the movie, and Season 2 directly affected Season 1.

>>82647692
Michael Stuhlbarg a cute
Do you even Arnold Rothstein?

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>>82657744
>fable

It's a musical composition

>>82647692
You had Mac dressed like a cop and sporting a porn stash, you desperate homo

>>82657628
Can you explain how season 2 relates to 1 in ANY way? Except for Lou being a side character in season 1 of course.

>>82657863
1 foreshadowed Sioux Falls gratuitously

2 had some line like "It's River City all over again!" which had people thinking S3 would be even further back in time

Also you do know Hansi is Mister Tripoli right

>>82657863
Its like the generational prelude to season 1. Solidifies lou's sense of right, his role as a cop, without all that, we wouldnt get our s1 protagonist

>>82655915
He's in love with Emmett; it's this weird mix of Sy believing he's the brother Emmett deservs but there's also this bizarre sexual undercurrent to it

So by next episode Carrie Coon will have it all figured out and will know what happened. That leaves 5 episodes left? What is it going to be about? What is the overarching plot going to be?

>>82657832
My bad senpai I thought it was based on a fable.

But really though it's a neat story with no satisfying ending that teaches you nothing Oh my god its just like the coen bros

>>82657909
ben schmidt says "it's rapid city all over again!" during the motel shootout

will probably be a later season set in the 60s or so

>>82657957
in season 2 the "mystery" of the crime, ie Rye's murders and death, was basically solved in the first 3 or 4 episodes. rewatching it youll be surprised how quickly everyone figures it all out

i have no idea what the overall plot/Varga's endgame is

>>82657916
>Solidifies lou's sense of right, his role as a cop, without all that, we wouldnt get our s1 protagonist
we could get her through another process

>>82657957
>all figured out

She can't know that Ray was responsible for the murder unless Emmett lets on that there's bad blood, and he doesn't want the police to get involved, so he won't do that

And Varga doesn't like cops snooping around his front. If we stick with the Peter and the Wolf theme >>82656340 then Yuri and Meemo will go after Gloria

>>82657957
>Gloria pieces it all together while complications arise
>Complications lead to shenanigans allowing villians to avoid capture
>Counterplay/escape by villians
>Fallout of the previous two episodes mixed with more complications caused by the counterplay
>Climactic finale

Five episodes right there

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>>82642246

>>82657957
Rich McGregor goes all in with Varga, Varga and MEW in showdown, Coon going after Poor McGregor leads to her having to somehow protect them both from Varga.

Is this Billy Bob Thornton narrating the orchestra in the beginning?

>>82658173
Possibly, he's uncredited if it is

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Plot twist: Gloria is actually a Russian agent in deep cover and the sensors don't detect her because she's metric and the sensors imperial

>>82658173
I think it was, sure sounds like him anyway

>>82658173
of course it was him

>>82646700
That's the movie theme dummy. Gave me goosebumps

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>>82644068

>>82658362
reddit

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alright lads, take a vote

are we going to have a climactic finale this season where we get the showdown we want like in season 1, or are we going to get blueballed hard for a more somber thoughtful conclusion like season 2?

>tfw pic related never happened

felt like no country all over again with that lack of faceoff

>>82640854
she's probably some kind of alien

>>82658404
climactic between Emmit and Ray

Varga will be taken care of, Sy will die.

and i think this is the first season where the cop will die. sorry gloria

>>82658404
I at least expected Lou and Hanzee to have a showdown. In S1 they hinted about Lou getting shot.

>>82647774
Why was I so attracted to her the whole time

>>82642147
Alien is a rip off from the movie AI by Steven Spielberg.

>>82658494
Nah, Peter doesn't die. Sadly the duck (Ray) does though. The wolf (Varga) will be jailed.

>>82641563
if that happens then this season is officially shit

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>>82658580

>>82654029
so you wouldnt carries coon?

>>82648315
go ahead if you want some weak jawed numale offspring

>>82658581
>expecting hawley to go by the fable he knew everyone was going to look up immediately

mark my words, we're going to get to the end of the season, and something that goes totally against what happens in the fable is going to occur, and Billy Bob Thornton is going to come on and start narrating something about how you can't always believe a story. "This is a true story."

>>82656084
yes he does suck. i have no idea why they chose him. vargas is the only interesting character in the whole thing quite frankly

>>82658746
I think he's counting on us believing that and then the madman will follow the story to the letter.

>>82658841
maybe he's counting on us counting on him to count on us to believe that's what he's going to do

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>>82658916
or he's counting on us counting on him to count on us to believe he's counting on us counting on him to count on us to believe that's what he's going to do

or aliens

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Tbh I think the bulimia is a ruse... you literally die if you puke everything everytime you eat.

I think Varga only Pretends to eat food, because actually his body can't digest it.

He is not human.

>>82659532
Does his mouth look like that because he's wearing prosthetic teeth so it forces him into a duckface?

>>82659532
Binging and purging is a legitimate strategy considering you only really need around 500 calories a day to live and if waits more than 15 minutes before vomiting he could get that much into his intestines before he vomits the rest up, especially if he drinks a gatorade or something.

Plus his teeth are way beyond standard white girl bulimia so he must have been doing it nonstop for at least 8-10 years. He should honestly have ulcers all up and down his esophagus and mouth too.

t. Actual dentist

Only a few episodes in and already the best season.

this season will only get good after Carrie Coon finds out how exactly his father died, which i hope it happens soon.

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*vomits*

>>82660071
seriously, what the fuck was his problem?

>Martin Freeman narrated an episode in season 2
>Billy Bob narrated an episode in season 3
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS K I N O

>>82647692
You've got Yuri, my man.

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>>82660137

>>82660221
Yuri sucks. So does the Viet. They could be replaced cliche henchmen in suits and it wouldn't change anything.

Weakest henchmen so far. Numbers and Wrench, and the Kitchen Bros were rad but these two haven't really made a mark at all other than the first scene which didn't even have them in it and the speech about slavland before he killed that lawyer.

Also only vaguely related but I just noticed the henchmen always have at least on mute guy

>>82660348
the kitchen bros really didnt do anything that impressive until the shootout scene

>>82660391
True but they had a name and a distinct look to them. Slav and Viet just look like two regular dudes in regular clothes who walked onto the set and were told to scowl

>>82660257
Did someone upset you?

>>82655780
Sounds like you're the one who's confused. She's still a chief in her own mind, her actions prove it.

>>82657957
I kinda hope she gets killed. Not because I hate her character (even though she's arguably the least interesting of all the cops,) but because the cop has never gotten killed and it would add a layer to the story.

I guess what I'm saying is, maybe they're swerving us and Lopez is the actual cop of this story, avenging Gloria's death.

>>82660601
I would enjoy that but also be kind of upset. Coon really needs something about her that she can relate to us with.

She has no hobbies or interests other than having a son, job and not being noticed by electronics. All of which are fine side notes but maybe she and Lopez can become bros.

Honestly Lopez is already more interesting after two scenes

>>82660747
Yup. She's just been there so far. Even in Hollywood she barely did anything. She's like Detective Benson without the personality.

Even the stepfather flashbacks were more interesting.

>>82659646
>t. Actual dentist
Can you give us your insight on >>82659637?

>>82658746
>>82658841
i think hes going to follow through with the story and do some twist after the "wolf" gets captured.

>>82661108
I mean his mouth looks like that because he has prosthetic teeth in in real life. Honestly they're pretty good fake teeth compared to some shows. Also you can make the same face pretty easily without fake teeth and I've seen some people just afk their face like that because of instinct or injury.

Maybe it's a plot point and maybe the actor wasn't willing to get all his teeth capped with ugly ass teeth just to shoot a show.

The only way you'll know for sure if the show him taking them out but I seriously doubt they would do that just because it sounds like some game theory shit

>>82650191
He's British. Duh.

>>82642391
Damn that ass....*lick*

>>82660601
it seems like lopez is gonna be the one that gets killed tbqh

>>82661264
>I mean his mouth looks like that because he has prosthetic teeth in in real life.
That's what I was asking, thanks anon
Also do you drive a Porsche?

>>82640854
I've only seen the movie. How does the Cthulu/Satan/Scifi stuff fit into it? Seems really weird for a show called Fargo.

>>82661626
I drive 2002 toyota avalon that I've had since 2004. I live in a 2 room apartment in the shitty part of town. I only buy food in bulk or from Aldi and I haven't bought an unused appliance or furniture in my life. In two years or if one of my investments suddenly spikes I'll officially be a multimillionaire and then I plan to buy a new car and move into an actual house.

>>82661789
Barely at all. In the second season something happens but the point is that it could have been anything because unreliable narrator

>>82661852
So basically, they wanted the True Detective audience.

>>82661583
Lopez will be mistaken for Carrie Coon. They're both female cops. One has no facebook and no computer so she is invisible to Varga.
Plus the theme of mistaken identity was right there from episode 1.

>>82661931
if you're implying they made decisions in this show to purposefully lure people from TD to watch fargo, you're dead wrong. both great shows, but pizza is not as good a showrunner as hawley. TD season 1 was great but pizza got a lot of ideas from a book and his director did a shit ton of stuff for him; that directors absence and pizza having to think of a new story for season 2 led to the disaster it was

Hawley is a master of the long game and has the entire series more or less already planned out, and did before season 1 was even announced

>>82661808
Cool. Godspeed anon!

So why the sensors don't detect her and why does Vargas vomit after every meal?

>>82661931
Sort of but it actually all happened and there is no unreliable narrator. There's a vague idea to the fact that magic or something like it is real through the show so when something actually happens and it's confirmed its actually great and on of my favorite out of nowhere payoffs in TV

>>82662035
She excretes a thin reflective coating through her skin. It turned her husband gay.

>>82662035
She is one of the Departed.

>>82662065
Kek

>>82647158
>looking into the camera

>>82663914
She literally does not

Peter and the Wolf is the key to it all.

So what the fuck is the deal with the 25 million dollar loan from the bank?

>>82664413
It was a small 25 million dollar loan, that's all

Peter and the Wolf narrated by Patrick Stewart. Half an hour of your time. The whole season explained in advance.

https://youtu.be/ZALvv_3EU8I

>>82664430
But what role does it play in the story?

Why did Varga take out $25M on behalf of Emit?

>>82642246
he's pointing at us...

>>82664453
>he doesn't realize I was just memeing
Sad!

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Gloria is my waifu

that is all.

>>82664528
Ill play xbox with her son :3

Why was Varga lying on the ground?

>>82640854
Carrie Coon is invisible to technology/not involved therefore she is invisible to Varga. Varga knows everything about everyone because of how connected we are. The writers for the show said that this season was going to be revolving around technology; even the 'useless box' from the hotel which was parallel to the robot animation (also has a red off and a green on button)

>>82664484
>being retarded on purpose

>>82640854
>>82642507
>>82643852
>>82644245
>>82646700
>>82651478
>>82651939
>>82656236
>>82656340
>>82657233
>>82657540
>>82657832
>>82658291
>>82658581
>>82658746
>>82660137
>>82661254
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494578112991.webm
Enjoy lads. Sorry about the quality.
>>82665326
I was literally paraphrasing Trump

>>82665565
>not including peter or when the orchestra comes together and plays the original theme

senpai...

>>82665669
There's a 4MB limit, the quality would be even worse

Why don't Emett just report this shit to the police?

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TURN EVERYTHING INTO PRETENTIOUS REDDIT SHIT? JUST GIVE US A COMPELLING COMEDY/CRIME THRILLER, LEAVE YOUR FAGGOTY ARTHOUSE CUNT SHIT IN THE GUTTER

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>>82665861
>arthouse
>reddit
What do you do for a living? Are you a projectionist?

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>>82665861
dont do that

>>82665861
Well the movie itself is kinda arthouse so

>>82665565
Second part
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494580627078.webm
>>82665669
There I posted it senpai

>>82665841
Cause he would be killed and they'd disappear.

When will shit finally hit the fan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBLw4_7AawY

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>>82665861

>>82657687
>>82657757
the parking lots play a big role in the movie

william h macy wants to build one with his father in laws money

>>82657628
They mention Stan Grossman, who apparently still exists, as a financier. There's a lot more stylistic parallels than anything else, in particular the parking lot business.

Where are everybody?

>>82666105
Is this Martin Freeman's best performance to date? Seriously, he made a great villain.

>>82667918
>villain
lester did literally nothing wrong except kill his asian wife

>>82667935
go to bed lester

>>82642391
mmm fat pusy

>>82642441
so then is she like the woman who wasn't there hence why technology doesn't detect her

>>82655915
>>82657948
he's literally the Smithers to Stussy's Burns

>>82658291
it's similar, but it is not the movie theme

>>82657711
>The only "continuity" is that the mob is always based in Fargo
It was Kansas City last season and it probably won't be Fargo this season since Malvo wiped them out in season 1.

>>82658173
yes

>>82649484
>compared to season 2.

Dunst and her husband were pretty funny, especially when they had Burn Notice tied up.

>Hon, you gotta stop stabbing the hostage.
>For Pete's sake, Ed, it's just a UFO.

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>>82650191
>>82661301
British dentistry is not on trial here!

>>82658546
Lou got shot during a traffic stop about 10 years later

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Double booted.

>>82658614
nah man, that'd be dope af

>>82651478
>people from america don't know about Prokofiev

>>82673802
>america
>culture
pick one

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>>82642246
he could probably whoop my ass desu

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>>82644669

i love shea wingham

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>>82644669

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>>82647774
Winnie a cute. A CUTE!
its the goddess-tier cheekbones

>>82658173

Martin Freeman narrated an episode in the second season if I'm not mistaken. Seems to be a reoccurring theme.

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who's the superior Fargofu, famalams

MEW or mommy Gloria?

>>82659532
he is a reptilian

>>82659532
>He is not human
But we can see him eating by himself first. Why would he even eat anything when no one sees him?

>>82642391
I'd like to meet her butt double.

>>82664528
What would happen if Gloria met Nora Durst?

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>>82675729
it was her you pleb

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>>82675484

>>82675729
I take it you didn't watch BrainDead.

>>82675915
>believing a woman

>>82675636
"first" when? in the last episode?
he was in some kind of restaurant

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why is she so smug?

>>82658404
I think Gloria dies too. Something about the whole "stop complicating it" talk she had with the new boss makes me feel like she will get a sort of "told ya so" death

Can someone explain the part when Varga was lying on a floor talking to someone? What was a point of this scene?

>>82640854
Pleb here, when this season going to get good?
It's a fucking drag so far and Varga is the only interesting character (yet totally cliche).

Why Stalin?

>>82678100
He's not British, he's soviet undercover somehow connected with the beginning interrogation scene.

>>82675484
MEW of course
she's a big gal 4 u

>>82678140
I still think that interrogation scene has nothing to do with the main plot.

>>82678172
>Yuri Gurka

Come on son

>>82678100
Why Putin?

>>82678219
Who's Yuri?

>>82677960
>Pleb here,

Oh, it shows, Anon, it shows.

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Why everyone dangerous in Fargo universe have stupid surname and make references to everything like fucking wikipedia random page?

>>82678310
Because Anton Chigurh

People realy need to come to terms with the fact that Hawley will NEVER give up on trying to make Fargo a "Coen-verse" continuity and that that's what makes the show so fun

>>82678286
At least I can enjoy GotG :^)

>>82678310
Why not?

>>82678338
Actually original film is the weakest so far, Coens were easily surpassed on this one.

>>82678399
Dunno, it kinda seems like Malvo and Varga somehow related, have the same methods, muh domination phylosophy and true hackermen. Would be kinda surprised if there won't be Tornton reference by the end of the season.

>>82678497
Yet another reference? Malvo being a narrator today is too much already.

>eats a huge meal just like Mr. Tripoli
>except he throws it all up at the end

Hanzee is alive!

>>82678635
Not for long. When did event of the first film happen?

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>tall
>dfc
>pirate booty
>brunette

is this the most patrician of all combinations, famalams

>>82678431
Original film had a problem with tone. The tone was all over the place.

Obliterate all waifuniggers.

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>>82678888
>dfc
kys, she's far from having a plebeian flat chest

>>82651478

Try watching "The Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra" on YouTube.

>>82678765
Film was late 80s IIRC

>>82662004
>season 2 led to the disaster it was

Season 2 was weaker than one but it was hardly a disaster. Still better than 90% of shows.

>>82676373

Why would he go to a restaurant alone if he doesn't need to eat?

>>82680204
he has a compulsion to eat and presumably enjoys eatind

>>82680333

Or, he needs to eat because he's a human?

>>82680398
>because he's a human
source?

>>82680487

https://youtu.be/watch?v=5p4PvLUHH88

>>82642246
so, it's not shot on location ?

I thougjt it was